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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%
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    954
Handsome Pete said:
So, is it just me, or is he trying to insert the baby into her bellybutton?

Because that has all the elements of a Connor dream.
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Fuck, I didn't. . .shit. That was actually unintentional.

TM Ambrose said:
I don't think Connor knows what the word sociopath means.
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No. That & he keeps using "psychopath" & "sociopath" interchangeably &, like @The Knife said, it makes me want to materialize behind him & smack him upside his head.

Yog-Spergoth said:
Absolutely. Though, I do have to ask.

Where did they get that babby? Was there like a bin outside full of them? (:_(
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Uh. Um.
Shhhh.
 
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Dudeofteenage said:
It means "Look at me, I'm really edgy"
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So, Connor?

But, seriously, why the hell would you use an actual photo of yourself as an avatar? If anything I've seen out of Smutley's posts indicate anything, it's that Connor's presence on the Internet should be an online course called Not Revealing Your Power Level 101.
 
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TM Ambrose said:
Woah Connor. I think you're sounding a little preachy in post 11 there. YOU CAN FUCK OFF.
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Pine Tar said:
So, Connor?

But, seriously, why the hell would you use an actual photo of yourself as an avatar? If anything I've seen out of Smutley's posts indicate anything, it's that Connor's presence on the Internet should be an online course called Not Revealing Your Power Level 101.
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Connor just seems to be very self-obsessed. I've no doubt that the self-loathing he often describes is real, but at the same time he can't seem to get over himself. Even in contexts where people are hostile to him (e.g. here) he compulsively draws attention to himself - creating a thread all about himself and his struggles (to put it charitably) with achievement just last week was a textbook case of this. The fact that almost all the fiction he writes is either explicitly about him or about a very thinly disguised expy of him is another good indicator.
 
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Dudeofteenage said:
Connor just seems to be very self-obsessed. I've no doubt that the self-loathing he often describes is real, but at the same time he can't seem to get over himself. Even in contexts where people are hostile to him (e.g. here) he compulsively draws attention to himself - creating a thread all about himself and his struggles (to put it charitably) with achievement just last week was a textbook case of this. The fact that almost all the fiction he writes is either explicitly about him or about a very thinly disguised expy of him is another good indicator.
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I hope he doesn't pussy out of the Round Robin.

There will be consequences for deciding this story needed to be about him, dammit.

If there is anything anyone needs to know about the characters in my stories, it's that being in my stories isn't very fun.

It's not fun at all.
 
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Dudeofteenage said:
Connor just seems to be very self-obsessed. I've no doubt that the self-loathing he often describes is real, but at the same time he can't seem to get over himself. Even in contexts where people are hostile to him (e.g. here) he compulsively draws attention to himself - creating a thread all about himself and his struggles (to put it charitably) with achievement just last week was a textbook case of this. The fact that almost all the fiction he writes is either explicitly about him or about a very thinly disguised expy of him is another good indicator.
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It's possible that, like many things about Connor, the self-loathing is blown out of proportion, perhaps for sympathy fishing. That isn't to say that he doesn't have it, however.

With that said, he definitely seems to tout himself as the great misunderstood hero of his own story. This could stem from depression or self-loathing, to give himself some control over something in his life (that's one reason why I started writing so many years ago), to build up this fantasy so that he doesn't truly need to face the reality that he has done nothing with his life. Fantasy is far more appealing, after all.
 
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Meowthkip said:
I hope he doesn't pussy out of the Round Robin.

There will be consequences for deciding this story needed to be about him, dammit.

If there is anything anyone needs to know about the characters in my stories, it's that being in my stories isn't very fun.

It's not fun at all.
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But that's all of writing, innit? Take characters you love and make terrible things happen to them. Without conflict, there's no growth and, ultimately, no story. The Odyssey would be reduced to "After the Trojan War, Odysseus got on a boat and sailed home, where he was reunited with his loving family, something something rosy-fingered dawn." And that's terrible.
 
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