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[Creep3r]

Here is another recipe from the Galaxy's Edge cookbook:

This one is for Fried Endorian Tip-Yip which I covered before. Overall its just mash taters and tendies.

Here's all the info I've posted in GE food items before:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/star-w...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-529#post-4903603

Its the same chicken with mashed potatoes meal they serve at Disney's 50's diner, except the one in GE is just an oversized chicken nugget shaped like a rectangle. Here's how it looks in the park:

So as you can see, the cookbook took some creative liberties. As I explained before, Tip-Yip is what Ewoks call Endor's breed of chickens which appeared in the Ewok movies despite those still not being canon in Disney or even being featured in Disney+. The lore entry is just as soulless as anything else. Seriously why is Disney referencing the Ewok movies so much if they don't even have the balls to redistribute it or even recanonize it?

Also according to Disney, regular chickens all came from Orange Yoda's planet in TFA. Its the chicken planet and nothing more, as if they couldn't make her planet any more dull. And chances are the chicken in this recipe isn't as loaded with preservatives as the one in GE.

Edit: Just noticed this contains a reference to another one of Chuck Wendig's creations, Chokeroot. A big and thick root veggie that's fun to lick and easy to choke on and can also be used as a substitute for potatoes...

What the Chuck?

According to Disney pansexual in the 10s means you fuck droids and starships so it might not have changed much. Hell, even fucking animals and kids might still be up for the "pansexual" label since all those people who call themselves LGBTQIAP like Jonathan Yaniv keep insisting it means "pansexual"

Not to mention that it shares its name with Pan the Satyr God, fucker of all things legal and illegal.

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

"Well, first of all, I asked last night. I said, 'What the hell is gender fluid?’ That’s a whole new term," Williams said. "But what I was talking about was about men getting in touch with their softer side of themselves. There’s a phrase that was coined by Carl G. Jung, who was a psychiatrist, who was a contemporary of Sigmund Freud, and they had a splitting of the ways because they had different ideas about the … what do you call it? Consciousness. Unconscious. It’s collective unconsciousness. But he coined a phrase that’s, ‘Anima animus.’ And anima means that is the female counterpart of the male self, and the animus is the male counterpart of the female. So that's what I was referring to."

It became more clear that Williams truly didn't know what gender fluidity was, as it seemed he had conflated it with sexual fluidity.

"I was talking about men getting in touch with the female side of themselves. I wasn’t talking about sex, I wasn’t talking about being gay or straight," he said. "People should read [Jung]. I mean, it would be an interesting education for a lot of people."

https://www.complex.com/pop-culture...-remarks-about-gender-pronouns-misinterpreted

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STAR WARS IS GAY

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Here is another recipe from the Galaxy's Edge cookbook:
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This one is for Fried Endorian Tip-Yip which I covered before. Overall its just mash taters and tendies.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/star-w...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-529#post-4903603

Its the same chicken with mashed potatoes meal they serve at Disney's 50's diner, except the one in GE is just an oversized chicken nugget shaped like a rectangle. Here's how it looks in the park:
View attachment 1037616
So as you can see, the cookbook took some creative liberties. As I explained before, Tip-Yip is what Ewoks call Endor's breed of chickens which appeared in the Ewok movies despite those still not being canon in Disney or even being featured in Disney+. The lore entry is just as soulless as anything else. Seriously why is Disney referencing the Ewok movies so much if they don't even have the balls to redistribute it or even recanonize it?

Also according to Disney, regular chickens all came from Orange Yoda's planet in TFA. Its the chicken planet and nothing more, as if they couldn't make her planet any more dull. And chances are the chicken in this recipe isn't as loaded with preservatives as the one in GE.

Not to mention that it shares its name with Pan the Satyr God, fucker of all things legal and illegal.

Could they maybe IDK make appetizing looking food? Is that possible?

 

[Creep3r]

Here's another. Gurreck Gravy:

Its chicken stock with a lot of oil, a bunch parsley and plenty of herbs mixed in to make it green. Gurrecks are an old EU species resembling a cross between a tiger, a wolf and a bovine with two horns on its snout (the skull of one is worn by Teebo the Ewok in ROTJ) and were usually hunted by Ewoks to make their bones into armor and weapons.

Seems Disney has recanonized them but only for this meh recipe. Seems like a waste when they could instead be productive and have them as enemies on the fucking Endor maps in nu-Battlefront II along with other new enemies as FREE downloads to make up for the shitstorm that shit game caused.

Could they maybe IDK make appetizing looking food? Is that possible?

"Please understand. Disney is doing their best. They're a small indie company! They've suffered a lot of losses! Just give them more time! Just shut up and buy Disney's products damn it!" - Shill NPC#244

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Jesus Christ, that looks like a stoners mucus.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Here's another. Gurreck Gravy:
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Its chicken stock with a lot of oil, a bunch parsley and plenty of herbs mixed in to make it green. Gurrecks are an old EU species resembling a cross between a tiger, a wolf and a bovine with two horns on its snout (the skull of one is worn by Teebo the Ewok in ROTJ) and were usually hunted by Ewoks to make their bones into armor and weapons.



"Please understand. Disney is doing their best. They're a small indie company! They've suffered a lot of losses! Just give them more time! Just shut up and buy Disney's products damn it!" - Shill NPC#244

Vinegar, Oil, AND Chicken stock? with only a table spoon of other ingredients?

Is movie bob making this?

 

[Creep3r]

Vinegar, Oil, AND Chicken stock? with only a table spoon of other ingredients?

Is movie bob making this?

Here's another recipe. Marinated Takodanian Chicken. It is basted in the green semen milk of the Thala Sirens which Luke Skywalker was said to have enjoyed on a daily basis.

Oh wait, that's just a MovieBob recipe. You almost can't tell them apart.

 

[Flexo]

I can live with it. I adored those games. KOTOR made me love Star Wars again, only for Disney to strangle that love a decade later.

I'm that way with Dark Forces, man. So I get the feels. I really do.

Being in touch with your inner feminine in the 70s (as BDW is/was) counts as Gender Fluid today because our ideas of gender have degenerated

I find it hilariously ironic that we don't have a set gene yet for homosexuality, yet it is immutable and cannot be changed. Meanwhile we absolutely know 100% the genes responsible for male & female in a person, but that's really optional and fluid, you can be different if you want...

I think we should kill all humans just to be sure.

 

[Creep3r]

Here is the last recipe I could find so far. It was apparently made in celebration of Disney+...

Make of the ingredients and preparation what you will, but it looks normal enough compared to the other garbage, but that's not saying much. But at least it looks edible and probably tastes alright.

This is only recipe that I have been able to find that's actually a food from old canon, specifically a lesser known piece of Traviss/Mando media, rather than something Disney made up on the spot or just took an old name and slapped it onto a shit recipe. Because of this, its actually more detailed than the other recipes. However in old canon, this was called uj'alayi and it was actually flat. For comparison, the cake done right vs the cakes in the park:

VS

Despite being larger and more packed, the uj cake in the cookbook isn't even available in the park, instead you get this batuu bon thing which is green and looks like moss or green poop with cheese and chocolate on top.

I think this person did a better job at fictional recipes than Disney did.

Dessert – The Inn at the Crossroads

www.innatthecrossroads.com

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

I find it hilariously ironic that we don't have a set gene yet for homosexuality, yet it is immutable and cannot be changed. Meanwhile we absolutely know 100% the genes responsible for male & female in a person, but that's really optional and fluid, you can be different if you want...

They found a gene that correlates but only like 15% of the time

 

[samuraicrack]

THEY CHANGED HIS PRONOUNS BACK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Dee_Williams

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

THEY CHANGED HIS PRONOUNS BACK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Dee_Williams

We should report those people for misgendering him

 

[verissimus]

God, Disney Star Wars is so dumb.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Here is the last recipe I could find so far. It was apparently made in celebration of Disney+...
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Make of the ingredients and preparation what you will. This is only recipe that I have been able to find that's actually completely a food from old canon, specifically a lesser known piece of Traviss/Mando media, rather than something Disney made up on the spot or just took an old name and slapped "gravy" or "fried" to it. Because of this, its actually more detailed than the other recipes. However in old canon, this was called uj'alayi and it was actually flat. For comparison, the cake done right vs the cakes in the park:
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Despite being larger and more packed, the uj cake in the cookbook isn't even available in the park, instead you get this batuu bon thing which is green and looks like moss or green poop with cheese and chocolate on top.

I think this person did a better job at fictional recipes than Disney did.

Dessert – The Inn at the Crossroads

www.innatthecrossroads.com

Weird Deserts are the thing that looks edible

 

[Creep3r]

THEY CHANGED HIS PRONOUNS BACK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Dee_Williams

Wikipedia... Truly a bastion of unbiased truths...

Weird Deserts are the thing that looks edible

They had to get at least one right. Funny that its the only one that's completely taken from a pre-Disney source that already had its own recipe while none of Disney's original ideas could deliver. And even though its the only edible one, its the only one not available at the park ironically enough.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Wikipedia... Truly a bastion of unbiased truths...


They had to get at least one right. Funny that its the only one that's completely taken from a pre-Disney source that already had its own recipe while non of Disney's original ideas could deliver. And even though its the only edible one, its the only one not available at the park ironically enough.

Also how do you not have proper ingredients

 

[Creep3r]

Also how do you not have proper ingredients

This cookbook was apparently by the same person who did the GoT cookbook... Never read that one, but they should've instead gotten the guy who made the Elder Scrolls cookbook and have it not be tied to the awful food at Galaxy's Edge.

 

[Antipathy]

This cookbook was apparently by the same person who did the GoT cookbook... Never read that one, but they should've instead gotten the guy who made the Elder Scrolls cookbook and have it not be tied to the awful food at Galaxy's Edge.

The GoT cookbook? How would that work?

"First, murder your half brother, and then use the knife still covered in his blood to cut a stick of butter into thirds..."

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

Here's another recipe. Marinated Takodanian Chicken. It is basted in the green semen tard cum of the Thala Sirens which Luke Skywalker was said to have enjoyed on a daily basis.

Oh wait, that's just a MovieBob recipe. You almost can't tell them apart.

No wonder Movieblob's so fat. Just look at all that rice.

That looks like 2-3 potatoes' worth of carbs.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

This cookbook was apparently by the same person who did the GoT cookbook... Never read that one, but they should've instead gotten the guy who made the Elder Scrolls cookbook and have it not be tied to the awful food at Galaxy's Edge.

"Or" how about not have the food at GE be awful? Make the food good enough people would want to make it at home?

No wonder Movieblob's so fat. Just look at all that rice.

That looks like 2-3 potatoes' worth of carbs.

So thats DOUBLE his serving size of Chicken and Rice