Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Creep3r]

Wait does anyone know how much time passed between TLJ and RoSW ()Rape of Star Wars) because if it's year as was speculated/mentionned earlier in the thread then MAYBE she actually joined the Resistance since not that i expect something even remotly sane from Disney and NuLucasfilms

No idea. Supposedly its been 2 years or way less.

All I know is that the shitty new comics, novels and Galaxy's Edge imply a lot of crap happens in between TLJ and Plan 9, mostly revolving around Ackbar's home planet (formerly known as Dac), a junk planet and random missions. Also during this time the First Order is still going around destroying planets and species on a whim. According to Marvel's shitty and "super essential for Plan 9" comic tie-in Allegiance, the FO's most recent victims have been planets inhabited by non-humans, one of which are donut steal versions of Ruurians.

What's this? A planet that looks almost original and has something other than humans? NOPE

I'm sorry, but we can't have alien scum in a progressive Disney galaxy if we want to make sure all real world human demographics are properly represented! Ain't that right cast of Rogue One?

 

[Suburban Bastard]

No idea. Supposedly its been 2 years or way less.

All I know is that the shitty new comics imply a lot of crap happens in between TLJ and Plan 9, mostly revolving around Ackbar's home planet (formerly known as Dac), a junk planet and random missions. Also during this time the First Order is still going around destroying planets and species on a whim. According to Marvel's shitty and super essential for Plan 9 comic tie-in Allegiance, the FO's most recent victims have been planets inhabited by non-humans, one of which are donut steal versions of Ruurians.
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What's this? A planet that looks almost original and has something other than humans? NOPE
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I'm sorry, but we can't have alien scum in a progressive Disney galaxy if we want to make sure all real world human demographics are properly represented! Ain't that right cast of Rogue One?

Bug bro and his speech bubbles showed more emotion in that one page than Rey did in the entire series.

 

[Lumine]

Even if RoSW is going to be shit, I should at least have a decent experience watching it and not have to deal with the audience considering that kids are going to get involved.

 

[Jaimas]

More and more of the leaks are looking accurate.

This is going to be a bomb. And likely a very entertaining night for @bearycool.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I completey ignored that part of the post due to the name shenanigans, but after scrolling over that page, I have to say:

What a sorry state for Star Wars, when I have to take a second look to verify that the official merch that I am looking at are lipsticks and not vibrators.

No idea. Supposedly its been 2 years or way less.

All I know is that the shitty new comics, novels and Galaxy's Edge imply a lot of crap happens in between TLJ and Plan 9, mostly revolving around Ackbar's home planet (formerly known as Dac), a junk planet and random missions. Also during this time the First Order is still going around destroying planets and species on a whim. According to Marvel's shitty and "super essential for Plan 9" comic tie-in Allegiance, the FO's most recent victims have been planets inhabited by non-humans, one of which are donut steal versions of Ruurians.
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What's this? A planet that looks almost original and has something other than humans? NOPE
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I'm sorry, but we can't have alien scum in a progressive Disney galaxy if we want to make sure all real world human demographics are properly represented! Ain't that right cast of Rogue One?

I guess that's Disney's way of telling the audience that the FO is totally bad and no one should think they are cool, cause they are bad m'kay. I mean, you don't want people to like the bad guys, that would make them Alt-Right or something.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Billy Dee Williams is continuing to grow more based.

Full Interview with Rolling Stone

 

[Creep3r]

Found more recipes for drinks. This one is for Hyperdrive.

Much like most shit in the Disney bar, its just Sprite, Blueberry Powerade and generic juice all owned by Coke.

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

Looks like a Cosmo trying to be a Black & Tan.

Captain James T. Kirk put it best. This isn't Galaxy's Edge, it's Galaxy's Dread.

I wish the Star Trek Experience in Vegas was still around, then I could dodge this noise and have myself a Warp Core Breach instead:

I made this shit myself. It's great. Normally I don't go for fruity drinks--I hate Rum Runners--but between the 5 varieties of hooch and a high-class citrus cocktail, it tastes perfect to me.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Found more recipes for drinks. This one is for Hyperdrive.
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Much like most shit in the Disney bar, its just Sprite, Blueberry Powerade and generic juice all owned by Coke.

You know... once at a party, there was a guy who made cocktails and I - being highly inebriated at that point - decide to order a "Tsunami Booster", a cocktail from the game series Aquanox... dude looks at me and goes "I don't know what that is or how to make it" so I told him to just wing it. And he made an absolutely amazing cocktail based on Blue Curacao with several layers and stuff...

The point of this story: A random guy whose hobby is to mix cocktails made an amazing cocktail based on a silly name and he made it at the seat of his pants.
Disney, 4 Billion dollars into this mess for the IP alone and another 2.5 Billions down the drain for a shitty LARP mall, and their best product is "just mix sprite and powerade, dipshit".

I can't even be mad at this, it's fucking hilarious. Cause when I think "tastes and flavours of a galaxy far, far away" I think "Powerade".

Billy Dee Williams is continuing to grow more based.

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Full Interview with Rolling Stone

Williams is a fucking national treasure. Now watch Tumblrites shittalk him for being afrophobic or whatever nonsensical accusation they have in store. The term "internalized white supremacy" will be used, too.

But Williams doesn't give a shit, he just explained, in two short paragraphs, why Solo is shit. Why the new trilogy doesn't work. And why no one is going to have fond memories of this trilogy just 5 years in the future while the OT will forever be a cherished high point of Hollywood history and a timeless classic that people will be able to watch and enjoy in 50 years.

 

[Love Machine]

I am so fucking sick of having to add some sort of qualifier when I'm talking about being a fan of something. Star wars being the biggest example of this now. Why cant things just be consistent. It's embarrassing to say your a fan of star wars at this point.

Boy this is great... for a pokemon game.
Im a huge jojo fan.... but not like those other fans.
Im a star wars fan... but only the first 6 movie and the "legends EU"
this is just a few examples.

Rate me autistic or mati, but you all have to see how fucking tiresome it is at this point.

No idea. Supposedly its been 2 years or way less.

All I know is that the shitty new comics, novels and Galaxy's Edge imply a lot of crap happens in between TLJ and Plan 9, mostly revolving around Ackbar's home planet (formerly known as Dac), a junk planet and random missions

but ackbars home planet is mon cala....

 

[Oaat]

And chances are the chicken in this recipe isn't as loaded with preservatives as the one in GE.

Reminds me of this gem:

Grocery Store Wars

Not long ago in a supermarket not so far away. Help fight the dark side of the farm. Rate the film, favorite the film, comment the film and subscribe to our ...

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Here is another recipe from the Galaxy's Edge cookbook:
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This one is for Fried Endorian Tip-Yip which I covered before. Overall its just mash taters and tendies.

Literally chicken tenders and frozen vegetables from a galaxy far far away. This book is a waste of paper. But the GE version looks like prison food or something, and a tiny serving too.

No idea. Supposedly its been 2 years or way less.

All I know is that the shitty new comics, novels and Galaxy's Edge imply a lot of crap happens in between TLJ and Plan 9, mostly revolving around Ackbar's home planet (formerly known as Dac), a junk planet and random missions. Also during this time the First Order is still going around destroying planets and species on a whim. According to Marvel's shitty and "super essential for Plan 9" comic tie-in Allegiance, the FO's most recent victims have been planets inhabited by non-humans, one of which are donut steal versions of Ruurians.
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What's this? A planet that looks almost original and has something other than humans? NOPE
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I'm sorry, but we can't have alien scum in a progressive Disney galaxy if we want to make sure all real world human demographics are properly represented! Ain't that right cast of Rogue One?

"We have always been a peaceful people, a race of scholars and thinkers."

Yeah that's what they all say. But come on the lady in the last panel could at least pretend to look upset.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

This is the quality of guest that Galaxy's Edge is attracting

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tess-holliday-ryann-maegen-hoven.18035/post-5676959

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

Williams is a fucking national treasure. Now watch Tumblrites shittalk him for being afrophobic or whatever nonsensical accusation they have in store. The term "internalized white supremacy" will be used, too.

But Williams doesn't give a shit, he just explained, in two short paragraphs, why Solo is shit. Why the new trilogy doesn't work. And why no one is going to have fond memories of this trilogy just 5 years in the future while the OT will forever be a cherished high point of Hollywood history and a timeless classic that people will be able to watch and enjoy in 50 years.

What a treat to find out in 2019 he's not just another corporate drone, but the super space stud we always knew he was. Give the man a lightsaber.

 

[Jaimas]

Box office tracking set to $200,000,000.
The first reshoot alone cost more than that.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

It's gonna miss the tracking right?

 

[SuperSheep]

Wait, if being Darth Vader's daughter was enough to sink Leia's career, what the hell is it going to do to Rey if she's actually Palpatine's granddaughter?

 

[Love Machine]

Wait, if being Darth Vader's daughter was enough to sink Leia's career, what the hell is it going to do to Rey if she's actually Palpatine's granddaughter?

nothing because rey is perfect.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Here's another. Gurreck Gravy:
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Its chicken stock with a lot of oil, a bunch parsley and plenty of herbs mixed in to make it green. Gurrecks are an old EU species resembling a cross between a tiger, a wolf and a bovine with two horns on its snout (the skull of one is worn by Teebo the Ewok in ROTJ) and were usually hunted by Ewoks to make their bones into armor and weapons.

Oh good god, another "grab random herbs" recipe. Has anyone ever seen a cookbook before that's just "lol grab shit and add it, i dunno".

I've seen "add salt and pepper to taste", but never "add a teaspoon of whatever greenery is around. Fuckit, grab grass, or weed, where's my fucking paycheck you useless whores."

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Wait, if being Darth Vader's daughter was enough to sink Leia's career, what the hell is it going to do to Rey if she's actually Palpatine's granddaughter?

Will Daisy's drug habit be worse than Carrie's then?

I can see her mainlining black tar cut with drain cleaner. Rubbing some coke all over those horse gums.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

I'm actually so hyped for Rise of Skywalker..... It's gonna be such a beautiful trainwreck.