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Toilet Man said:
His whole gimmick is "interact with me" and he can't even stay awake while his viewers ask him questions.

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So this is sort of a weird crossover episode, but ol' Dozy Dave here keeps reminding me of a literal children's entertainer called Dozy Dave. He's got an 18 year legacy, too!

"Children's party entertainer | Clown.
Dave's birthday parties are energetic, funny and captivating for children of all ages, all of the games are supervised so do not allow the kids to race around and hurt themselves. The birthday boy or girl is certainly made to feel really special and always gets a rather spectacular balloon bike.
Dozy Dave is one of the most entertaining children's party entertainers around. Dozy Dave provides a comedy magic show, action disco, games and balloon animals. All combined in an amazing magic show which is modern, fast-paced and fun-packed. Our children's magic shows are suitable for children aged 3 and over."
 
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HeProteck said:
Phil stalks Leanna confirmed.

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Leanna on Instagram: “To be perfectly clear I said my name THREE TIMES 😂 But fine apparently I'm my coworker Deanna now... I have a Deanna (pronounced Dee-awn-…”

8 Likes, 5 Comments - Leanna (@hangen.out) on Instagram: “To be perfectly clear I said my name THREE TIMES 😂 But fine apparently I'm my coworker Deanna…”
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I'm just glad that Leanna is occupying Phil's mental space despite insisting he's happily married and has eyes only for his horse.

Its not like Phil or any of his retarded enablers are actually going to stalk her IRL.

The narrative that all Phil had to do was walk a few blocks to her friend's house and apologize to her, but instead imported a psychotic from Michigan to spite her and repace her like a literal mid-season recasting, is among my favorite DSP tales. It reminds me of that meme of Wolverine staring winsomely at the photo, except its going to be the rest of Phil's life.
 
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How small-minded of you all to assume Phil is in an unhappy marriage and squandered the only woman who ever genuinely loved him, resulting in him stalking her nostalgically or, more psychopathically, to tell himself he actually dodged a bullet at the slightest flaw. He's obviously aiming for that poly' relationship; A single woman cannot satiate Phil the alpha male*.

*: As I write this I keep thinking about a man being able to. I'll admit that since I've heard it here the thought pops up every then and again when his near obsession with gay sex has him mention it in his streams.
 
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Are the relationships in Cyberpunk even gonna be mandatory ? They weren't in The Witcher 3 as far as I remember, he could just read a guide to know what options not to pick - and he definitely isn't above spoiling himself a game for what he perceives is views.
 
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Tiddymonster said:
The only reason he wanted kat on the Stream at all was to get back at his ex, that look he gave the camera ages ago when she kissed him was aimed at his ex too. Both his women watched his streams and he knew she was probably still looking.
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It probably really pisses him off that she pretty much didn't give a shit though given how much better off she is and how little she mentions him, ie not at all.
 
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This is the guy who constantly cries about being let go a decade ago, brags about his 4th place every time he plays a fighting game, and is still mad his ex left him not because he loved her, but because he lost a woman who cleaned and cooked for him. I wouldn't put it past him to stalk her to try and "subtly" jab at her. And by "subtly", I mean not subtle at all, bringing up the starbucks thing so soon after it happened.
 
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Tiddymonster said:
The only reason he wanted kat on the Stream at all was to get back at his ex, that look he gave the camera ages ago when she kissed him was aimed at his ex too. Both his women watched his streams and he knew she was probably still looking.
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I'm think that Leanna has 100% retconned Phil from her life, if not, uses her time with him as an inspiration to what not to experience in a relationship. I think Phil's relationship with Kat is just an empty revenge. The marriage and Jasper as the "child" is what I think Phil was trying to achieve with Leanna, but we all know what happened to that.
 
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Radical Goodspeed said:
I'm just glad that Leanna is occupying Phil's mental space despite insisting he's happily married and has eyes only for his horse.

Its not like Phil or any of his exceptional enablers are actually going to stalk her IRL.

The narrative that all Phil had to do was walk a few blocks to her friend's house and apologize to her, but instead imported a psychotic from Michigan to spite her and repace her like a literal mid-season recasting, is among my favorite DSP tales. It reminds me of that meme of Wolverine staring winsomely at the photo, except its going to be the rest of Phil's life.
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I'm gonna go ahead and rework that Wolverine story into Leanna telling people about her last boyfriend, who wouldn't get her an engagement ring. 'So wedding season came and past and he said "I'm sorry Leanna, but I couldn't get the ring for you.." So I told him; "I told you to buy the ring! Why don't you listen to me?!"'
 
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Kheapathic said:
I'm gonna go ahead and rework that Wolverine story into Leanna telling people about her last boyfriend, who wouldn't get her an engagement ring. 'So wedding season came and past and he said "I'm sorry Leanna, but I couldn't get the ring for you.." So I told him; "I told you to buy the ring! Why don't you listen to me?!"'
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No, he had the money. He was just fucking...stupid
 
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Does anyone have a link to that ATK episode where Phil talks about being so poor he was only eating two McDonald's double cheeseburgers every day? I've been thinking about that ridiculous fucking story for the last couple of days, I want to make sure I'm remembering it correctly.
 
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Regulas said:
Phil sees women like they're accessories for his gaming setup.
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He is somehow both light-years ahead of and woefully behind Japan, who will doubtlessly one day soon introduce a robotic fuckdoll peripheral, except unlike Phil's inferior western model it will actually give you affection even if you play games next to it on stream.
 
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Retro games are too hard for the King of Retro. Found out you can rewind and save scum, now he's complaining that he "HAS to play the rest of the game in one life". Not like you can just start over, it's a short game.
 
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SojiroSakura said:
Retro games are too hard for the King of Retro. Found out you can rewind and save scum, now he's complaining that he "HAS to play the rest of the game in one life". Not like you can just start over, it's a short game.
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Going full clown mode too now that he knows he can just rewind/save at any point.

Edit: And now staring at stream chat looking for how to beat a level.
 
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Going full clown mode too now that he knows he can just rewind/save at any point.

Edit: And now staring at stream chat looking for how to beat a level.
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Do a classic DSP moment. The crying from him never gets old.
 
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