Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

neverendingmidi said:
Oh good god, another "grab random herbs" recipe. Has anyone ever seen a cookbook before that's just "lol grab shit and add it, i dunno".

I've seen "add salt and pepper to taste", but never "add a teaspoon of whatever greenery is around. Fuckit, grab grass, or weed, where's my fucking paycheck you useless whores."
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It's like someone binged-watched Cooking with Jack and said: "You know what? This shit looks too edible to me."


ADDENDUM: In recognition of Billy Dee being based:

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GeneralFriendliness said:
Makes me want to post stuff from the ES cookbook for comparison just to make the GE cookbook look worse, but then that might discourage people from buying the ES cookbook and I don't want that since its actually fucking good.

Also here's some more new Plan 9 merch...
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Do it, would be GREAT advertising for a legitimately good cookbook. Find some recipes that are somewhat similar by your estimation and compare them, rather than just posting all of the book.
 
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SuperSheep said:
Wait, if being Darth Vader's daughter was enough to sink Leia's career, what the hell is it going to do to Rey if she's actually Palpatine's granddaughter?
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Everyone will tell her that she's still the "great" woman that "inspired" them to fight the First Order, and maybe even offer her a (consensual and platonic) hug to comfort her over the awful truth. After she stomps a mudhole in Sheev's ass, they'll cheer her on and make a giant gold statue of her on Coruscant (assuming of course that Disney doesn't still ignore the PT era and use a "different" planet instead).

But fuck Leia, the bitch probably had it coming. I bet she was one of those dang, dirty TERFs. She deserves to be forgotten.
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
Makes me want to post stuff from the ES cookbook for comparison just to make the GE cookbook look worse, but then that might discourage people from buying the ES cookbook and I don't want that since its actually fucking good.

Also here's some more new Plan 9 merch...
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Fetish lipstick? Really? Again, who the fuck is this for...?

And speaking of merch, this is what most claim the SW sections at their local Walmart look like right now.
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This is just sad compared to how these shitty aisles were filled with crap right before TFA and TLJ. Maybe this is why they're letting appliance and beauty product companies make SW merch, they're probably stupid enough to pay a lot for the rights to make this crap while Hasbro suffers.

Also in other news, Lando is not Lando's real name according to Disney. His real name is Baron Balthazar Landonis Calrissian III Esq... Wouldn't that just be hilarious if Disney keeps retconning the names of characters. Han Solo is actually just Han (real last name unknown but probably stupid), Leia is actually Maricia Leiaus Organa Morgania, Luke is actually Altho Lukemus Sky Walker and C-3PO is actually C-Unit-345-PO. Would ensure their ultimate status as donut steals.
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What the fuck?!
 
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Dr W said:
I called this shit since before the fucking premiere. That bounty hunter girl is the start of this wokeness.
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Errr... You forgot that there was that Clawdite female bounty hunter in Episode II, Aurra Sing, and that purple haired Iridonian chick.

Female bounty hunters have been a thing for years now. So not a true sign of 'woke.'
 
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Mad Asshatter said:
Errr... You forgot that there was that Clawdite female bounty hunter in Episode II, Aurra Sing, and that purple haired Iridonian chick.

Female bounty hunters have been a thing for years now. So not a true sign of 'woke.'
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It's not that she's female, it's that she just kicks the Mando's fully-armored ass "because she's awesome", a classic Mary Sue trait. There's nothing that special or interesting about the character other than a throwaway line about her being an ex-Rebel turned merc. For the time being, Cara Dune looks more like a vehicle for getting Gina Carano--a literal stronk female--into the show.

I mean if Kyle Katarn just came in and decked the Mando in the head, it would've been just as weird and insulting to the Mando. It's still a case of "here comes my awesome character to beat up the hero", except now that Hollywood has tired people out on their "strong whamen" horseshit, people like me are more inclined to scrutinize the latest "badass female character" the powers-that-be want to cart out. Star Wars and Terminator have made me lose my patience with this shit.

As for the Mando's other fights: With the Jawas there were like 10-20 of them in a giant fuckoff tank he had to deal with, and the Mudhorn was a giant beast he had to kill. And even that fight I still don't buy 100%, partly because I'm not on board yet with Filoni's Force-wielding babies, the Mando sat on his ass too much, and I don't understand how his dinky little knife actually killed the thing. The Blergs at least caught him off guard a la Luke and the Sand People in Star Wars, which I could accept but still looked somewhat improbable. It's a huge pack animal, how does it sneak up on you from the front? Point being the Mando, while very satisfying for the first 3 episodes, has more problems than just creeping woke, and I've been waiting since Episode 1 for just that sort of thing to start happening.
 
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Snowflake Buster said:
What if Rey is the daughter of Luke Skywalker? That would make more sense.
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since TFA, I always had a feeling Rey was Luke's daughter. And in TLJ, I thought the father reveal was going to happen while training with Luke. But that wasn't the case.
So, if Rey happens to be Luke's daughter I think Disney was saving the reveal in the third film.
 
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Poe-Shen Zcela said:
It's not that she's female, it's that she just kicks the Mando's fully-armored ass "because she's awesome", a classic Mary Sue trait. There's nothing that special or interesting about the character other than a throwaway line about her being an ex-Rebel turned merc. For the time being, Cara Dune looks more like a vehicle for getting Gina Carano--a literal stronk female--into the show.

I mean if Kyle Katarn just came in and decked the Mando in the head, it would've been just as weird and insulting to the Mando. It's still a case of "here comes my awesome character to beat up the hero", except now that Hollywood has tired people out on their "strong whamen" horseshit, people like me are more inclined to scrutinize the latest "badass female character" the powers-that-be want to cart out. Star Wars and Terminator have made me lose my patience with this shit.

As for the Mando's other fights: With the Jawas there were like 10-20 of them in a giant fuckoff tank he had to deal with, and the Mudhorn was a giant beast he had to kill. And even that fight I still don't buy 100%, partly because I'm not on board yet with Filoni's Force-wielding babies, the Mando sat on his ass too much, and I don't understand how his dinky little knife actually killed the thing. The Blergs at least caught him off guard a la Luke and the Sand People in Star Wars, which I could accept but still looked somewhat improbable. It's a huge pack animal, how does it sneak up on you from the front? Point being the Mando, while very satisfying for the first 3 episodes, has more problems than just creeping woke, and I've been waiting since Episode 1 for just that sort of thing to start happening.
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Well i mean mando was simply trying to calm the bitch down and not kill her and he still "won" withough trying so its not a good example
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
Poetic.

Or they'll go in the exact opposite direction and do something to completely drop the ball even deeper than it already is. Like the horrible thing me and @Judge Holden posted in this thread as a joke ages ago where Plan 9's post-credit scene takes place in a tree house on Earth where a little girl is listening in on an old army radio transmitting a reception from a galaxy far far away about a hero called Rey talking about some Skywalker dude who was just a legend, all the while she's making crude crayon drawings about what she's hearing. The little girl completely in shock over what she just heard runs over to her neighbor's house yelling "George! George! You'll never believe what I just heard!"... And that little girl's name? Kathy Kennedy.
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This is damn close to how I wanted Battlestar Galactica to end. With the Fleet showing up in orbit around Earth and having to deal with integrating a technologically advanced PTSD riddled refugee population and their kind of robot allies/sex dolls (the original series cockteased us with this by having the Galactica intercept a transmission showing the Apollo 11 landing) into an unprepared world. How the fuck did you get into my head?
 
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the autist of dojima said:
Well i mean mando was simply trying to calm the bitch down and not kill her and he still "won" withough trying so its not a good example
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I'm sorry, but punching somebody through a steel helmet and suffering no damage is ridiculous to me. And the Mando just looked like he was fighting her, not trying to disengage. He tried to burn her for fucks sake.

Technically neither of them won since it was a draw, but she pretty much schooled him.
 
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