Awwww hell yeah! The sisters are what introduced me to the Farms in the first place! I discovered the rest and found a home. But Mama Slaton just seemed to be speaking the truth. She was talking to Tammy. Amy, I could see maybe making it but Tammy. No. Can't wait!
Maw is wise. For a Slaton.
Tammy does not have the willpower or intelligence to stick to a diet. Food is her only pleasure because her life is an empty hole that no amount of food will ever fill. Yet if she lost a few hundred poinds she would be a lot happier. Many deathfats do not put these concepts together and realise that the one thing in life that they cling to for satisfaction is the whole reason they hate themselves so much. And thanks to the HAES movement fatties everywhere are claiming they are healthy and happy. It's a bad influence on vulnerable people with addiction issues. Food must be the worst addiction of them all because unlike drugs or alcohol you cannot stop eating.
If Amy's desire for youngins is strong enough she just may pull through. Sadly, this will only make Tammy more jealous and hostile. Once Jerry dumps her for the next deathfat with a tugboat she is going to be very depressed.
Got have someone play the heel on tv show. Given how difficult it would be to deal with Tammy and a filming schedule I’m sure the crew had no problem casting her as the villain. It would actually be far harder to make her sympathetic. Amy is the heroine who just wants to lose weight and spawn another Slanton.
I can’t imagine the nightmare the crew had trying to cajole Tammy to go out anywhere for their activity filming days on any semblance of a schedule.
Tammy just has no real redeeming qualities. At least Amy's struggle to have youngins is relatable. Tammy is just a disgusting blob of tard rage. And she was actually preferred over Amy until she started showing her true colors as far from a gentle supersized sped.
The excitement for this upcoming feature of one of our duo-cows potentially feels overshadowed if one stops to think and realize that there would need to be at least one entire Kiwi Network channel to cover all of the best content hosted here. The Beauty Parlor alone could easily take up a good half of the non-prime time hours when considering acceptable daily hours for reruns. Don't get me wrong, The Trashfire Channel is already a bit close to being the Kiwi Farms: Normie Network Edition, but they don't have Jack or his shit on our troon and autist content.
Regardless, I'm still giddy as all hell for this docu-series and the possibility of it even giving us seconds. What a way to warm my cold, dead heart this holiday season. <3 Merry Christmas, every one of us!
We've got a goldmine here. Someone at TLC has got to know about us. You know they googled the Slatons for research. Of course is they dredge the Farms for content they can never admit to it because we are all evil stalker cyberbullies in the eyes of social media.
Is that huge log of meat in Amy's arm?
View attachment 1037702
Gotta love Tammy's top. Straight out of the fat old lady section. Fashion and super super morbid obesity are not friends.
Since they're not in either of their own homes, the producers went out and bought food just so they could throw it away on camera. Depicted there is an entire 15-pound case of 80/20 ground beef, I think? I'm no tree-hugger by any stretch of the imagination, but seeing people that wasteful with meat boils my blood. An animal was born, lived a shitty life and died just so those fatties could use them as a prop to pretend that they're going to change their ways. Anyone who thinks they took it back out of that trash bag is hopelessly optimistic, IMO.
I thought maybe it was processed sausage but you may be right.
I would like to hope that the meat was expired or otherwise marked as unsalable for some reason. But I doubt it. Some TLC gopher was sent grocery shopping for food that was just going to get thrown away. Meanwhile millions of Americans go to bed hungry.
A lot of these deathfat circus shows have fridge cleaning scenes where people throw away perfectly good food. It makes me wonder about Tammy's love affair with ranch dressing. She previously stated that she loves to put it on everything.
With the half used food what do they do? Pour out a portion into the trash and then the rest can join it later? I am sure their real fridge contents were ten times as nasty. Especially after hearing about those dressed bananas.
