The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

[hambeerlyingnreed]

How the fuck are they trying? has he got like a foot and a half of cock? is a hoist involved? or is he just cumming in his hand and rooting around with that for a wet spot?

FatPeopleHate taught me that it often involves a mother in law and a broom handle......

 

[GinnyPotter]

On the topic of Honey Boo Boo, the mom got weight loss surgery. Here's what she looks like now.

Notice how unnatural it is? Like a build a bear with stuffing only in the head and arms. This is why you start a workout plan and keep it up post surgery. Now, imagine how Amy and Tammy will look with those proportions. Like a child's stick figure drawing.

She smokes a lot of crack. It's not just surgery that got her that skinny.

 

[Who Now]

Are they going to be on every episode or just one?

 

[Tackleberry]

On the topic of Honey Boo Boo, the mom got weight loss surgery. Here's what she looks like now.

Notice how unnatural it is? Like a build a bear with stuffing only in the head and arms. This is why you start a workout plan and keep it up post surgery. Now, imagine how Amy and Tammy will look with those proportions. Like a child's stick figure drawing.

Geezus, I've never seen a human's arms actually look like Popeye the Sailor Man's.

 

[Twinkie]

Are they going to be on every episode or just one?

the whole show is about them

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Taken advantage of? Lol they're getting money just for being fat tards.

True. I guess that's just the irrational possessiveness talking.

 

[Dysnomia]

Honestly looks like a tranny.

Mama June actually had to have her chin fat surgically removed. After all that weight loss it would not go away. So I suspect Tammy would have the same problem. And at 600+ lbs the amount of loose skin will be the stuff of nightmares.

Maybe if you don't know her. She can't even take care of her pets properly... the idea of Amy with a baby is nightmarish.

Even Tammy thinks Amy and Michael shouldn't have kids. Little Cletus is in for it. Heos likely to go deaf early on as Amy has developed her Maw's eardrum bursting hillbilly screech. And Michael is so light on the braincells that the kid could set fire to the curtains and he would just stare with his mouth agape for five minutes until the wheels in his head turned enough to process that he was about to be burned alive.

But fatties and non-fatties with fertility problems who just tuned in for some trashy entertainment can at least root for Amy. I canot think of any reason why Tammy would inspire sympathy.

I believe Amy loves animals but is just so inept with them that she should be banned for life from owning them. I think it will be the same case with kids and she is better off just cooing at other peopleos babies.

Tammy says she does not want children. She also claims to have pre-cancer in her lady parts and has not gotten her period in years. So Godbear-willing she cannot conceive and we will not see any little Tamjerries ever.

If Amy ever manages to pop out kids I predict she'll be the type of redneck mom who locks her kids out of the house all day. Tammy as a mom would just take a couple pictures or videos of the baby in a crib and then neglect it until it dies. Or gets pissed and shakes it.

Just like the kittens the baby would be something cute to play with for a spell. Then Tammy would get tired of it. And honestly I do not discount that her tard rage would inevitably kick in when the baby won't stop crying. But snce it looks very unlikely that Hammy will ever calf no kids will have to suffer under her care.

I am not looking forward to the deluge of new people in this thread. If you want to see how well that goes, check out the ALR forum. There's a reason mods won't touch it.

I dread this. I would hope that they at least try to read through the thread and lurk a bit before posting stupid things. But that's a pipe dream. The w.eens are a comin'. Morons are going to think that we are some kind of secret base to hatch trolling plans despite the disclaimer above every post field stating we are not the Autistic Illuminati.

I know it's useless to say this but: Your trolling plans are terrible and we will ridicule you mercilessly for even suggesting them.

And less of a concern but still annoying, people who cannot lurk moar and ask the same asinine questions in every post. Learn how to internet. It isn't our responsibility to repeat the same information ad nauseum because you can't scroll through pages. I know the thread is over 500 pages as of now. But other people catch up before embarassing themselves repeatedly. So can you.

It's interesting how people all think Amy is the better sister now. A couple of years ago, Amy was the one who was a manipulative con man and Tammy was the poor pitiful one who the family runs roughshod over. It just shows how much of reality is manufactured by those of us watching the cows. We make up stories and personalities for them and imagine them performing for us. I guess that is more fun than just staring at pathetic all the time.

Amy's repeated animal abuse and con artistry made her look really bad in relation to her sped blob of a sister. But back then we honestly didn't know a lot about Tammy. She didn't appear in as many videos after her health really tanked and it was awhile before she got her own channel. If you can actually sit through those excruciating two and a half hour lives the true colors are really flying free. Her treatment of Dustin is really deplorable. He isnot even aloud to make a peep without being screamed at. Tammy terrorizes his cat for lulz, reveals info about his job that could have gotten him fired and is just downright rude. The shenanigans that went on with her mods... They were all on power trips like her chats were the most important things in their lives. and sadly they probably were.

And never forget "It's just a stupid cat! Cats get run over all the time!"

And now Tammy owns two kittens.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It's interesting how people all think Amy is the better sister now. A couple of years ago, Amy was the one who was a manipulative con man and Tammy was the poor pitiful one who the family runs roughshod over. It just shows how much of reality is manufactured by those of us watching the cows. We make up stories and personalities for them and imagine them performing for us. I guess that is more fun than just staring at pathetic all the time.

Man whatever, ive been team amy from the start. #TeamAmy4LifeYall

Youre totally right though, its weird how theres just straight up different sides that come out of nowhere. Keeps me coming back.

 

[Haesindang Park]

FatPeopleHate taught me that it often involves a mother in law and a broom handle......

No

 

[ADHD]

No

I'm afraid so.

 

[niggers]

All kidding aside, it's strangely bittersweet to see cult-classic lolcows like the Slatons enter the normie sphere. I've been following them so long that I feel oddly possessive of them. "Fuck you TLC I knew about them first don't touch my cows reeeeeee"

i think technically a forum poster "owns" everything they post (keeps site owners in a nice legal grey area)

so, if any eagle-eyed kiwi sees what they've written being poached, you might have legitimate grounds to sue TLC for royalties or something. would be funny, at least.

 

[repentance]

And less of a concern but still annoying, people who cannot lurk moar and ask the same asinine questions in every post. Learn how to internet. It isn't our responsibility to repeat the same information ad nauseum because you can't scroll through pages. I know the thread is over 500 pages as of now. But other people catch up before embarassing themselves repeatedly. So can you.

Once the show starts there will probably be enough regular new content to justify a Slaton sub-forum, so the existing 500 pages could get condensed into a much more manageable overview that is stickied.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

I'm afraid so.

Imagine being that desperate for grandchildren.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I'm afraid so.

I really want to insist that this is a lie, but I can't do that sincerely. I can only say that when I read "involves a mother-in-law and a broom", I was imagining a different scenario that would be somewhat better yet far worse at the same time.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Mama June actually had to have her chin fat surgically removed. After all that weight loss it would not go away. So I suspect Tammy would have the same problem. And at 600+ lbs the amount of loose skin will be the stuff of nightmares.



Even Tammy thinks Amy and Michael shouldn't have kids. Little Cletus is in for it. Heos likely to go deaf early on as Amy has developed her Maw's eardrum bursting hillbilly screech. And Michael is so light on the braincells that the kid could set fire to the curtains and he would just stare with his mouth agape for five minutes until the wheels in his head turned enough to process that he was about to be burned alive.

But fatties and non-fatties with fertility problems who just tuned in for some trashy entertainment can at least root for Amy. I canot think of any reason why Tammy would inspire sympathy.

I believe Amy loves animals but is just so inept with them that she should be banned for life from owning them. I think it will be the same case with kids and she is better off just cooing at other peopleos babies.

Tammy says she does not want children. She also claims to have pre-cancer in her lady parts and has not gotten her period in years. So Godbear-willing she cannot conceive and we will not see any little Tamjerries ever.



Just like the kittens the baby would be something cute to play with for a spell. Then Tammy would get tired of it. And honestly I do not discount that her tard rage would inevitably kick in when the baby won't stop crying. But snce it looks very unlikely that Hammy will ever calf no kids will have to suffer under her care.



I dread this. I would hope that they at least try to read through the thread and lurk a bit before posting stupid things. But that's a pipe dream. The w.eens are a comin'. Morons are going to think that we are some kind of secret base to hatch trolling plans despite the disclaimer above every post field stating we are not the Autistic Illuminati.

I know it's useless to say this but: Your trolling plans are terrible and we will ridicule you mercilessly for even suggesting them.

And less of a concern but still annoying, people who cannot lurk moar and ask the same asinine questions in every post. Learn how to internet. It isn't our responsibility to repeat the same information ad nauseum because you can't scroll through pages. I know the thread is over 500 pages as of now. But other people catch up before embarassing themselves repeatedly. So can you.



Amy's repeated animal abuse and con artistry made her look really bad in relation to her sped blob of a sister. But back then we honestly didn't know a lot about Tammy. She didn't appear in as many videos after her health really tanked and it was awhile before she got her own channel. If you can actually sit through those excruciating two and a half hour lives the true colors are really flying free. Her treatment of Dustin is really deplorable. He isnot even aloud to make a peep without being screamed at. Tammy terrorizes his cat for lulz, reveals info about his job that could have gotten him fired and is just downright rude. The shenanigans that went on with her mods... They were all on power trips like her chats were the most important things in their lives. and sadly they probably were.

And never forget "It's just a stupid cat! Cats get run over all the time!"

And now Tammy owns two kittens.

You know what, my attraction to shitposting aside i feel you about the thread getting fucked up. I fell off slaton train but man this shit has been great. This thread has replaced my reading rotation for a couple of days.

Point is, thanks for writing such an entertaining thread and i dont want to fuck it up.

 

[muh_moobs]

“I don’t want to live off frickin’ salads like ya’ll want me to,” Tammy says.



Better to die off frickin' mickey Ds.

Amen, brother

I have seen YouTube videos of Tammy being mean, but in this video, she looks VERY mean.

Nah, she okay.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Tammy mean = Tammy okay.

 

[exhausted]

i think technically a forum poster "owns" everything they post (keeps site owners in a nice legal grey area)

so, if any eagle-eyed kiwi sees what they've written being poached, you might have legitimate grounds to sue TLC for royalties or something. would be funny, at least.

imagine powerleveling for tlc nothingbucks

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

Kentucky Siblings Battle to Lose Enough Weight for Bariatric Surgery in New Series 1000-Lb Sisters

The Slaton Sisters embark on a weight loss journey in TLC‘s upcoming docuseries, 1000-Lb Sisters., to premiere on New Year’s Day. Amy and Tammy Slaton hope…

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Kentucky Siblings Battle to Lose Enough Weight for Bariatric Surgery in New Series 1000-Lb Sisters

Spoiler: It's a Christmas miracle!

"In order to get approved for surgery, we need to lose a lot of weight," Amy Slaton says

The Slaton Sisters embark on a weight loss journey in TLC‘s upcoming docuseries, 1000-Lb Sisters., to premiere on New Year’s Day.

Amy and Tammy Slaton hope to undergo bariatric surgery — but the sisters, who live in Kentucky, will have to lose enough weight to qualify for the procedure.

Amy, 31, and Tammy, 32, weigh 406 lbs. and 605 lbs. respectively. Amy and her husband hope to start a family soon, but are struggling to get pregnant. Tammy has moved in with them following her last hospital stay and requires their help with everyday tasks.

The sisters, who are also YouTube stars, will be chronicling their weight loss journey throughout the six-part series, documenting doctors’ appointments, healthy eating challenges, and revealing the final decision about their surgery.

“I’m ready to cancel the surgery, I don’t see us going forward with it with the progress you’re making right now,” warns one of their doctors in the exclusive clip.

“In order to get approved for surgery, we need to lose a lot of weight,” Amy says. “I think it’s going to be hard, because we’ll both be grumpy if we don’t eat.”

“I don’t want to live off frickin’ salads like ya’ll want me to,” Tammy says.

The pressure to lose weight appears to cause tension between the siblings in a later scene. “I feels like ya’ll are trying to kick me out,” Tammy says. “It’d be better for us to get separated for a little bit,” Amy responds.

“We started this journey together, but there’s only so much one person can do,” Amy says after an argument where Tammy asks her to “get the f— off my back.”

1000-Lb Sisters will be available on TLC Go on Dec. 20 and will premiere live on Jan. 1, 2020 at 10 p.m. ET/PT on TLC.

I'm honestly interested in seeing how Maw is like in this TV show.

 

[MrTickles]

Damn son. Dat some cushion fo the pushin and then sum. Imagine if you brought that back to the family on thanksgiving. 'Hey ya'll, dis here muh new girlfriend, ain't she perrty?'

But seriously this is puke inducing hold me tight I'm scared. Cool horror series. Will watch.