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Geriatric Ewoks Confirmed for Plan 9!
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Super-Shill SW Aficianado confirms from an "online featurette" behind-the-scenes that was recently released???

I think GeneralFriendliness also had elderly Ewoks in some of the leaks he reported....

So what now, Disney, you gonna kill Wicket too???!!
 
Geriatric Ewoks Confirmed for Plan 9!
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Super-Shill SW Aficianado confirms from an "online featurette" behind-the-scenes that was recently released???

I think GeneralFriendliness also had elderly Ewoks in some of the leaks he reported....

So what now, Disney, you gonna kill Wicket too??‽!!
Guess my source was right after all...
Also, in regards to leaks and rumors (take this one with a huge chunk of salt), apparently the Ewoks and an elderly Wicket played by Warwick Davis will be in the film helping Rey with her training. MEMBER THE EWOKS?! I MEMBER! DISNEY MEMBERS!
I'm sorry I took this leak with a huge chunk of salt... I should've known Disney and JJ were stupid enough to do this. I should've had more faith... Every horrible thing was true... All of it...
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Didn't someone want a dead pile of Ewoks? Well, looks like you're one step closer to it.
I remember posting a leak at one point that some planets or at least two will get blown up... Endor is probably a likely candidate... Might as well just annex all the pre-Disney planets except Tatooine while you're at it... Better have them destroyed then seeing them be strung about in a nu-universe where they're clearly no longer fit in or are even wanted in. Can't blow up Tatooine though since that's where the movie is supposed to end.
 
The Kylo Ren ride crashed again this morning.

















They should've hired a Bond villain and his midget manservant to make the park instead of Dennis Nedry.

















She doesn't have the Domino marks, her eye is just shadowed in that pic. But Disney and Chuck Wendig did bring Deadpool into Star Wars in the form of a very VERY obnoxious droid who is a queer and twitterized hipster version of HK-47 who I've talked about in length before.
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Disney drones proudly call this abomination the Deadpool of Star Wars or HK-47 but better because he acts just like Deadpool and makes "le funny quips XD" about killing for lulz and space chimichangas. Also his name is Mr. Bones and he was created by Snap Wexley aka Nu-Porkins. Its also said that he is the final fate of HK-47 (from KOTOR) in Disney canon... Again, another good reason to purge this whole damn thing.

I feel like I'm looking at FNAF fur faggotry disguised as Star Wars.
 
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She doesn't have the Domino marks, her eye is just shadowed in that pic. But Disney and Chuck Wendig did bring Deadpool into Star Wars in the form of a very VERY obnoxious droid who is a queer and twitterized hipster version of HK-47 who I've talked about in length before.
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Disney drones proudly call this abomination the Deadpool of Star Wars or HK-47 but better because he acts just like Deadpool and makes "le funny quips XD" about killing for lulz and space chimichangas. Also his name is Mr. Bones and he was created by Snap Wexley aka Nu-Porkins. Its also said that he is the final fate of HK-47 (from KOTOR) in Disney canon... They couldn't even come up with an original design for this thing, they just to a regular B1 Battle Droid and gave it Deadpool's color scheme. Again, another good reason to purge this whole damn thing.


Enthusiasm from who (aside from mindless drones on r/starwars)? This fucker is just a cheap Kyle Katarn knockoff with a corny accent. If they wanted to do something that would make fans enthusiastic, how about a Dark Forces or Jedi Knights adaptation or HD remake as a game? The port for JKII on the Switch was met with stellar reception. Why not just do something with that?
Nothing beats our best droid!
 
I had the honor of spending a lot of time talking to Tim Rose at a local convention last year, and I felt like we could've talked all day! What a great guy. I was too disgusted to ask any questions about VIII, but we did talk about TFA a lot because he was describing all the differences in the new & old costumes to me. (The new headpiece had 36 servo-motoros buzzing the whole time he is trying to hear and see, out of the nostril!) This lead to an interesting story about what an ass Abrams is:

Originally, Ackbar's introduction was going to go like this: when Finn is brought to the Resistance base, Leia was to storm over angrily, saying "why did they bring him here, all he had to do was tell his friends where the base was". At this point, a 6 foot, 7 inch Ackbar was revealed, towering over them, and extending his hand ("everyone was little; Carrie was little, Boyega is little..." he said.)

One reason it probably wasn't used was that there was a loud "CUT!" followed by somebody stomping over toward them. Rose said he peered out of the nostril-hole, only to see "it was the director...I wonder what he wants?" It was an angry Jar Jar, growling "you keep missing your cue!" Rose said he kindly tried to explain to Abrams that he could hear and see nothing, but he wasn't listening. "He just did NOT like me," he said, and gave me an even better example:

At the end of filming, all of the actors lined up to shake hands with the director, which I guess is customary. Everyone was in full costume, and Abrams went down the line and skipped right by Rose, whose hand was out. Rose wasn't having it. When the line broke up, he circled around the set, and came back in front of Abrams, again putting his large Ackbar hand out once more..........and Abrams turned and went the other way, AGAIN (wow). Finally, he actually followed Abrams outside the building, and somehow got in front of him a third time...this time, Abrams took his hand!

He's nicer than me...I would've lobster bitch-slapped him at that point.

I saw JJ Abrams at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
Come on now, Warwick Davis isn't even 50 yet. Granted, that's like 100 in midget years, but still...

It's funny that 5 months ago I didn't think they could kill Star Wars any harder, but they continue to depress impress me.


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That's like saying Terminator: Resistance killed the franchise because of fan service.

That's the only thing that can save it now, you ham sandwich.
 
How in the name of fucking hell are they bringing back ewoks? Nobody liked them even in ROTJ.

That being said, if they were smart they'd tease a scene involving Jar Jar Binks and say that if people don't book in advance enough they'll insert it into the film proper.
 
I saw JJ Abrams at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Wow, was he trying to be cute by acting all kinds of exceptional? And being so far up his own ass that he thinks he could get away with nearly shoplifting merchandise? Because that is what it's looking like to me.
 
I saw JJ Abrams at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Impressive copypasta
 
The Kylo Ren ride crashed again this morning.


They forgot to set the ride inspection for every 10 minutes. Casuals.
 
How in the name of fucking hell are they bringing back ewoks? Nobody liked them even in ROTJ.

That being said, if they were smart they'd tease a scene involving Jar Jar Binks and say that if people don't book in advance enough they'll insert it into the film proper.

Hey fuck you. I love Ewoks.

I watched it when I was a kid, pls no bulli
 
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