Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

If they think the opinions of a Frenchman matter to the average American voter, they clearly don't GET Trump's base, even though "dumb rednecks" is how they've been classifying them for 3 years now....

How can you be so dumb to make a compounded error like that? Trump's support only comes from rural yokels, and said yokels LOVE and RESPECT the French?!

These people have indulged in postmodern thinking to the point that they really do not believe in objective fact or reality, anything they make up that sounds good to the internal biases of their hearts just MUST be the truth!
 
They were going nuts from 2005-2008 because of Bush. Once "their guy" kicked the evil Republican out, they quieted down and got acquiescent, re-establishing the facade of reasonableness.

My bet is once Trump is gone, you'll get a month of navel-gazing "we need to become objective again" articles. The old guard will be noisily pushed out of the way and blamed for the Trump-era excesses. "A new era in journalism" will be the slogan, and they'll cite technology as the reform reason instead of politics. The only question is what specific brands will stick around, and which ones will re-name themselves.

The Internet lets people who paid attention call out individuals, but the corporate shells can shed skin and change around enough to become big players whenever they want. When people want to believe something, they will, and if they want to believe a narrative being sold to them, they will give the source the benefit of doubt. Credibility is no longer an objective track record; it's a question of how big an audience you can capture.
And then we'll do this same song and dance in 2032 when the Republicans win again.
 
Have we ever had an election where right at the last minute the presidential candidate becomes too ill to carry the office (or at least it can't be hidden any longer) or just plain fucking melts down in a bubbling gooey mass of protoplasm and reptile bones on National TV during a debate?

Would they try the bullshit ass "It was always Biden's dream to be President, he's only gonna live about 8 minutes longer, please elect him and fulfil the dream of him and his gay lover Cornhole Pop!" and then act like Biden isn't going to just explode into chunky salsa the minute his car hits a fucking speed bump.
This is the most vibrant and vivid description of a would-be political happening I've ever read. You really painted a detailed mental picture I could easily formulate in my head. This post made my whole day, dude, thank you! Especially the "chunky salsa" bit.
 
How can you be so dumb to make a compounded error like that? Trump's support only comes from rural yokels, and said yokels LOVE and RESPECT the French
I think I speak for all deplorables when I say I cannot respect a country whose men suck more dicks per capita than its women.

France is such a country.
 
If they think the opinions of a Frenchman matter to the average American voter, they clearly don't GET Trump's base, even though "dumb rednecks" is how they've been classifying them for 3 years now....

How can you be so dumb to make a compounded error like that? Trump's support only comes from rural yokels, and said yokels LOVE and RESPECT the French

These people have indulged in postmodern thinking to the point that they really do not believe in objective fact or reality, anything they make up that sounds good to the internal biases of their hearts just MUST be the truth!
Before we even get into why this is a painfully stupid attack, do we even have a reason to think this is true other than "polling"? I'm not gonna even pretend to know French political patterns, but I'd bet you'd get pretty different views polling college students in Paris vs. farmers in Brittany or the Pyrenees.
 
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Mask down, face off.

We are sorry for making you goys notice. We will work hard to ensure it won't happen again until it is too late.
 
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I think I speak for all deplorables when I say I cannot respect a country whose men suck more dicks per capita than its women.

France is such a country.

Reminds me of this fascinating bit of history from somewhere abouts the 1890's-1920's. In some of the more luxurious and sophisticated whore houses, where the women had tutors to help engage in more interesting conversation, be able to recite poetry, and so forth, they would occasionally engage in an act called the "French Style". The style being using the mouth during sex.

In other words, blowjobs.
 
Don't think people are laughing at who you say are Kimmel:

>The guy from the my pillow commercials
Lol nigga you're a failed "comedian" in a venue that's been slowly dying for over a decade now (late night comedy). You're bitching about a dude who's literally profiting from your epic failure.
 
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Jesus fucking Christ look at how much effort they put into this goddamned article. Most of the articles on the Impeachment Party don't have even half of the effort they poured into showing you how many times Trump used big salt shakers. ... Wait, didn't we already have a Salt & Peppergate in like 2017?
 
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