DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Heaving_Faggot needs a smackdown from the goutlord and a dox bomb from Nigel, imo. He is such a dipshit.

 

[PomegranateKing]

Phil's metaphorically masturbatory SF stream is exactly what you would expect. He's playing the same randos that are clearly not great at any of the games, mostly beating them easily, and bitching to high heaven on the rare occasion he's beaten. But his ego is getting vigorously stroked, so I guess that's all that matters to him.

To be fair, he's used to masturbating on the internet.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

 

[Shambler]

i love how quickly phils ego turns
"im a very patient player"
"dude how did that hit, this is bullshit, WHAT AGAIN this game is full of shit"
and a complaint about the game dropping inputs within 30 seconds, lovely

 

[actually]

View attachment 1039992

View attachment 1040004

compress is a fucking idiot (assuming it's still them). Phil is literally not reacting at all to these sub names. He just leans in and silently bans them. And subcount is still going up, which makes it pretty clear that the subs are not being "cancelled" or whatever.

Edit: Phil just referred to his chat as his "clientele". Wow.
Edit 2: Yet another boomer Q&A to try and eek out some last second tips. This is becoming a regular thing.

 

[PieceofShet]

ANOTHER BOOMER SEGMENT?

DID HE JUST CALL HIS VIEWERS CLIENTELE?

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

Phil just referred to his viewers as "clientele". Is this the first time he's said this?

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

He's spent 25 minutes now on another impromptu boomer segment. Jesus fucking Christ this is pathetic.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

ANOTHER BOOMER SEGMENT?

DID HE JUST CALL HIS VIEWERS CLIENTELE?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Is he even getting a rise in money during these boomer segments? Like everything else I imagine this is something that he’s quickly overusing and milking his fanbase of. He spends all days asking questions, he gets asked the same or similar questions nearly daily, doing so many boomer segments is as pointless as ack the king. Boomer segments were cool before because they were infrequent and usually had some new behind the scenes drama for him to complain about, doing them every other day is so silly.

Wow he really whined about the prospect of watching tv at his PC...heaven forbid this lazy cunt watch a movie or show on anything besides a couch and the biggest screen possible....

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

So these boomer segments are increasing in frequency so I figured we might need a thread for them, just in case. Never made a thread before so if my assumption was wrong I apologize.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

So whatever happened to Phil's idea that his viewers are his "friends"? Now they're nothing more than his clientele. He runs a real mature adult business, dood! Hey, at least by calling them that he's finally dispelled the pretense that he wants anything but their money.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Ya gotta love how Dark always tries to shoehorn his business degree into his vocabulary. Clientele, running a business (dood), his body of work, etc. It's such a pathetic cope for being a professional ass-sitter that plays games and begs children for money.

 

[PieceofShet]

Phil just referred to his viewers as "clientele". Is this the first time he's said this?

I believe so. Before this, "customers" was the most ridicolous thing he named them.

 

[Nixxit]

Before this, "customers" was the most ridicolous thing he named them.

Let no-one say he never improves.

 

[Conspiracy Victim]

ay yo can anyone hit me up with the original picture?

 

[Very Honest Content]

That isn't a misspelling of a name, that's just straight up putting "PIG" on a cop's cup. Unless the cop's name is Fig or Jig or Rig then it's pretty clear that isn't what DSP was talking about.

Edit so I don't double post

Are you DSP because that sounds like the defense he would use? Next you're going to say that all of us are stalking DSP. Knowing lore is a good thing and is what makes Tevin a good streamer even with all the annoying bullshit he puts on his stream. It's not stalking to check up on Leanna, this is Kiwi Fucking Farms for god's sake.

Doxed? After all this time on the cwckiforums?

Glad you're a fan of the (totally illegal) restreamer, IMO, yes, for anybody to restream a guy, even if he's a lolcow like Phil, habitually every day and Instagram keep up on his sloppy seconds ex is the definition of obsessive, at least the paypigs are worth it though I guess for the guy?

Did you see that the author of that article is named Deanna.... Full circle.

How deep does the pigroach hole go? Now I'm getting spooked...

If Rob ran the table again with a now $15 pokemon naming contribution I think that's a five dollar decrease in the last run the leaderboard start to finish contribution during that game he pitched in with, which would be why Phil was getting annoyed at the realization the grift is beginning to wear the treads thin on the naming gimmick.

 

[Regulas]

My only way to explain it is what I dub the 'High School Cafeteria' theory. People will self segregate based on race. Then, within that, they will segregate on popularity. Dave is the King of the reetards. So, the lower, weaker reetards support and prop him up because "he fights back/doesn't take shit" from the other groups.

For a while I was trying to picture the type of people that unironically support Phil, and this nails it.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Doxed? After all this time on the cwckiforums?

Glad you're a fan of the (totally illegal) restreamer, IMO, yes, for anybody to restream a guy, even if he's a lolcow like Phil, habitually every day and Instagram keep up on his sloppy seconds ex is the definition of obsessive, at least the paypigs are worth it though I guess for the guy?

So yeah, I can see where you're coming from, and I get it you hate Tevin, but that still doesn't change the fact that DSP checks his ex's twitter on the regular. And again, it's good Tevin pointed that out to us because otherwise most people would have missed it and thought it was just a random rant. Defend DSP all you want, talk shit about Tevin all you want, but those are the facts.

The big difference between Tevin checking Panda's Instagram and DSP doing it is Tevin is a random person while DSP was her fiance. Also, last I checked checking out someone's PUBLIC social media site isn't stalking... Again, remember where you are. I mean you're on a site that has a thread dedicated to Leanna that people regularly post in.

 

[Pargon]

My only way to explain it is what I dub the 'High School Cafeteria' theory. People will self segregate based on race. Then, within that, they will segregate on popularity. Dave is the King of the reetards. So, the lower, weaker reetards support and prop him up because "he fights back/doesn't take shit" from the other groups.

The funniest part of this is that Phil absolutely does take shit in droves from anyone perceived to have more social leverage than he does, which is basically anyone of any sort of reknown on the internet. He's backed down every single time someone with a recognizable name has called him out on his shit and the only reason it doesn't happen more often is because all the corporate Twitter accounts he tags doubtlessly have rules about responding in any way other than "we're sorry, we're looking into it" (which he certainly knows), and because 99% of people can see that he's a worm and not worth the time it'd take to compose a decent clapback. All you'd be doing is climbing down into the mud with him when you could be doing literally anything else with your time.

So they leave it to autists like us who sometimes don't have anything better to do than poke the pig with a stick to see if he'll squeal for a few minutes for some cheap giggles. The mongoloids who think he's hot shit are the same people who think the person who has the last word in an internet slapfight is unquestionably the winner and not just the bigger of two or more idiots.