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[Nachtalb]

Vlogmosque Day 5 - Bullshit talks, pneumonia walks.
Illiterate Amyism of the day: straneous. TWO SNOUTS!!!!

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Spoiler: Recap

-She is bright and shiny

-Thanks for the well wishes and tips!!!!

-She will go to urgent care today to see if they can boost this

-To see if there is anything underlining her crud

-After she infects the dentist

*whiny, filthy footed child walking on the bed*

-She likes the dentist in her mouth

-She could not put her head back further, lady!!!!

*children arguing*

-Ali did not like the dentist

-They cleaned under her gums

-They hurt her and she complained

*children screeching*

-She called her doc and he will not give her anything over the phone

-She fills better!!!!

-She is going to eat now

-She needs to fill better

-She fills better

-Urgent care did x rays

-She has stuff in her lungs

-Probably walking pneumonia

-She has inhalers in every room of the house

-They gave her an inhaler

-And steroids

-She is banned from doing straneous exercise or movement

-It could take 5 weeks to repair

-Her kids won't let her take it easy

-She will do as little as possible

-He looked in her snout and it is fine

*demonstrates breathing through snout*

-EXPECIALLY

-Live on Saturday, depending on how she fills

*children screeching*

-Amy explains how time works again

*children wailing*

-More time computations

-She loves beening a vlogger with children!!!!

-HA HA HA HA HA

-SHE KNOWS THAT VLOGMOSQUE IS SUPPOSED TO BE VLOGMAS BUT SOME OF YOU DON'T GET THE JOKE

-SHE DOESN'T DO CHRISTMAS

-It's vlogmas style

-Vlogmeys rhymes with Amy

-IT'S A JOKE GET IT

-It's vlog MES not vlogMAS

-Stop correcting her, she KNOWS

-IT'S A JOKE

-Most you y'all caught the joke, some of you have not

-STOP SENDING HER COMMENTS ABOUT IT

-She's NOT saying vlogmas wrong, it's a JOKE

-SO grateful for all the new subscribers!!!!

-She reads all your comments, but is too fat to reply

-YOU ARE AMAZEEN!!!!

-We're one big fambily is how she fills

-She loves feeding back on you

-She loves your opinions

-BUT YOU HAVE TO BE RESPECTFUL!!!!

-Plz consider other people's fillings

-She wants people to fill comforted and loved, not drug through the mud

-WELCOME NEW SUBS! INVITE YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMBILY!!!!

-She can smell 3000 subs from here!!!!

-She is humbled by all her hard work

-She does not take you for granite!!!!

-She is sorry she and her fambily have upset you this past year

-You heard her apology and stood by her!!!!

-You know she's the person she always has been

-ALL OF YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO HER

-LET'S MAKE HER CHANNEL GROW AND GROW AND GROW!!!!

-Reach out and touch her so she can touch you back

-STAY BLESSED!!!!

Tysm for these recaps,they're hilarious. Amy drones on and on,just like Chantal and her face gets punchable after a few seconds so I usually klick off before the first minute.

I can't stand how she tries to portray herself as this caring mommy but doesn't have enough common sense to have her kids put on shoes when they're out in public.No matter what season,they could cut themselves on shit that's lying around the floor.

 

[Barbarella]

Has she ever has dealings with CPS? (Not saying we should weèn, obviously, but just curious.) Those children look filthy, the middle boy seems to have never had never had a cut and comb, and going barefoot in winter seems like it would attract some attention. Not to mention any surprise visit and seeing her weight, dirty home, and that vomit-inducing stove.

I have trouble watching her too, so thanks for the recap. . Why are stupid people so repetitive? Life by Jen can stet h a sentence into a 15 minute diatribe too. At least ALR can keep her nothing down to ten minutes. Cuntel would too but she interrupts every other word with a bite or burp, which takes longer.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Vlogmosque Day 6 - Pigs and Glitter and TLC
Amy gives a makeup tutorial and will make a guest appearance on the Slaton TLC show. 6 snouts

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Spoiler: Recap

-She finally slept last night

-In her recliner

-She reclined kinda like this "/"

-DOCTOR'S ORDERS!!!!

-Today's agenda is gas

-Then go see Ali

-That's in the agenda

-She fills better and will put on makeup

*filthy child walking on the bed*

-She was going to shave her brows but the brow dildo (browdo) is dead

-She needs batteries

-DON'T COME AFTER HER!!!!

*Amy shows makeup; child whines*

*Starts putting on eye shadow*

-Is jealous of beautiful women and their makeup skills

-Her eyes are poppin'!!!!

*child whines*

-HOLD ON EZRAA!!!!

-She has breakfast pepper in her teeth

-We have an eyeliner pen situation about to go down

*filthy child walking on bed*

-EZRAA DON'T BUMP ME!!!!

-She wants to do a wing

*child whines about needing to pee*

-Kid says she looks like a clown

-She has sparkle glitter drops

-SHE IS VERY GIRLY!!!!

*blobs the drops on a sponge and smears it all over her fat face*

*!OMG! SHE GLITTERED HER WATTLE!!!!*

-It won't turn her skin copper

-She has hilling ointment for her lips

-It sills them

-She will NEVER use foundation

-She will NEVER let her daughter use it

-Or consyooleer

-SHE DOES NOT HAVE TIME FOR DAILY MAKEUP!!!!

-She will never spend money on makeup

-Her lips do not walk on gold

-She needs to go to WalMart now for vegetables

-OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE IS UNDER CONTRACT WITH TLC WITH TAMMY AND AMY

-Oh. Never mind. She is just a guest on one ep talking with Tams (she okay)

-Couldn't say anything before b/c contracts

-Can speak now

-Can't talk about anything

-She and Tams are v close

-SHE WANTS TO SUPPORT HER!!!!

-She has a lot to conquer

*children screeching*

-She does not want to be in the same situation as TamTam

-Doesn't know which episode she will be on

-It's later on in the season

-GIVE THE SLATONS A BACKBONE AND SUPPORT THEM!!!!

-STAY BLESSED!!!!!

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Has she ever has dealings with CPS? (Not saying we should weèn, obviously, but just curious.) Those children look filthy, the middle boy seems to have never had never had a cut and comb, and going barefoot in winter seems like it would attract some attention. Not to mention any surprise visit and seeing her weight, dirty home, and that vomit-inducing stove.

I have trouble watching her too, so thanks for the recap. . Why are stupid people so repetitive? Life by Jen can stet h a sentence into a 15 minute diatribe too. At least ALR can keep her nothing down to ten minutes. Cuntel would too but she interrupts every other word with a bite or burp, which takes longer.

I would be amazed if no one had ever called CPS on her. But the way she acts makes me think no one ever actually has. And yeah I know this is we.eny, but I wish someone would. Kids don't deserve this shit. The way she screeches at those kids turns my stomach. They're living in filth. They're running around in near freezing weather with no shoes. Amy is literally too obese to care for their needs, not that she even seems interested in trying. Their fat pig mother is more interested in her fake internet fans than she is them.

 

[welsho]

Does a makeup tutorial with a mirror in front of her face 90% of the time.

Anyways.

Says in a sarcastic tone she can't do makeup daily because she "doesn't get away enough to do makeup enough without having her daughter right here wanting to participate." But it's totally, perfectly fine and that's why it's so fun to have a daughter to share stuff with (while she ignores and dismisses her comments through the entire video).

Anyways.

As if cheap dollar store scarves and fake flowers aren't enough cheap adornments for her hijab; she's now added julry.


Anyways.

She signed an NDA for the TLC show I'm sure, but do y'all think she's being compensated? I wonder if TLC is hoping Anyways will be a breakout star and they can do my 600-lb Mooslim Life?

Anyways.

Her kiddo did a much better job at the eye wing than Amy did; shoulda had her do it (and clean up those tragic eyebrows). And eww at her calling her daughter "mommy".

Anyways.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Has she ever has dealings with CPS? (Not saying we should weèn, obviously, but just curious.) Those children look filthy, the middle boy seems to have never had never had a cut and comb, and going barefoot in winter seems like it would attract some attention. Not to mention any surprise visit and seeing her weight, dirty home, and that vomit-inducing stove.

A few videos back, we found out that several years ago, they had contact with the state. The state made her sign a paper stating she would never apply for a foster care license in OR. That is VERY telling and there is a much deeper story to this. She was doing in home child care at the time, and then she wasn't. Something very big happened.

She signed an NDA for the TLC show I'm sure, but do y'all think she's being compensated? I wonder if TLC is hoping Anyways will be a breakout star and they can do my 600-lb Mooslim Life?

I think by labor law, scripted TV shows have to compensate.* I am sure it wasn't much as it seems to be a bit part in one episode. I'm interested to know when this happened. Was it before the eviction grift and they blew it all, or was it after and they blew it all? Or maybe she gets it after it airs?

All my internet dollars on Amy thinking the public will be enchanted by this darling, wholesome fatty in a hijab and demand TLC make her a star.

Amy got her thread just in time.

*(I realize this is "reality" TV, but all their reality shows compensate afik.)

 

[welsho]

I think by labor law, scripted TV shows have to compensate.* I am sure it wasn't much as it seems to be a bit part in one episode. I'm interested to know when this happened. Was it before the eviction grift and they blew it all, or was it after and they blew it all? Or maybe she gets it after it airs?

I'm not bothered (read: too lazy) to look it up, but from memory the 600-lb participants get less than $3,000 and a bonus if they do a shower scene. So for a cameo bit like FatAmy is talking about; maybe a few hundred dollars?

There was a time a while back FatAmy did a preachy video about Tammy and that caused a bit of drama but then they worked it out. Tammy can't keep her fat trap shut so I'm sure she told her bestie Amy about the show and then Amy crawled up Tammy's butt hoping for some attention.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Ween
Yaaas, i figured out what triggers it!
Edit: Amy needs to step away from the makeup forever. Those wings are not it, sis. One of these times she will ignore the kid whines and end up with pee all over her bed. Well, that has likely happened many times over.

 

[Chew chew chew]

Do the kids ever get baths or fresh clothes?

 

[Twolegstillmidnight]

Do the kids ever get baths or fresh clothes?

only when they help sponge bathe their mom

 

[weaselhat]

She hasn’t mentioned her support skunk lately. Wonder if he managed to break free and crawl out a window.

 

[Damn Near]

She hasn’t mentioned her support skunk lately. Wonder if he managed to break free and crawl out a window.

the stench probably got to be too much for 'em

 

[Captain Ahab]

the stench probably got to be too much for 'em

Nah, skunks are used to the smell of garbage.

 

[XLCoffin]

I assumed Amy and Tammy had a sour relationship after watching this video uploaded by Amy a year ago titled “Amy Slaton HERE me out” where Amy rambles on about how Tammy believes Amy has reported her and blocked her on all social media venues. It appears that the whales worked it out and they will be gracing us with a trailer park reality show.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I assumed Amy and Tammy had a sour relationship after watching this video uploaded by Amy a year ago titled “Amy Slaton HERE me out” where Amy rambles on about how Tammy believes Amy has reported her and blocked her on all social media venues. It appears that the whales worked it out and they will be gracing us with a trailer park reality show.

YouTube

www.youtube.com

She's had drama with all the fucking deathfats. Tammy, Amy, Chantal; she tried hard to get Amber to notice her. Jen? I think she had drama with Jen, too.

She's the thirstiest fat in all the land.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Vlogmosque - Day 7 I guess. No snouts for you!!!!

WARNING: DON'T BUY AN OVERPRICED USED CAR FROM THIS MAN



An innocent skunk eats pizza as he dreams of death



-HI GUYS I AM SICK PLEASE ENJOY A CLIP OF ME DRIVING THE OTHER DAY HA HA HA HA



-THE SKUNK STOLE THE PIZZA HA HA HA HE DOESN'T LIKE THE CRUST HA HA HA

-STAY BLESSED!!!!

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Vlogmosque Day 6 - Pigs and Glitter and TLC
Amy gives a makeup tutorial and will make a guest appearance on the Slaton TLC show. 6 snouts
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Archive

Spoiler: Recap

-She finally slept last night

-In her recliner

-She reclined kinda like this "/"

-DOCTOR'S ORDERS!!!!

-Today's agenda is gas

-Then go see Ali

-That's in the agenda

-She fills better and will put on makeup

*filthy child walking on the bed*

-She was going to shave her brows but the brow dildo (browdo) is dead

-She needs batteries

-DON'T COME AFTER HER!!!!

*Amy shows makeup; child whines*

*Starts putting on eye shadow*

-Is jealous of beautiful women and their makeup skills

-Her eyes are poppin'!!!!

*child whines*

-HOLD ON EZRAA!!!!

-She has breakfast pepper in her teeth

-We have an eyeliner pen situation about to go down

*filthy child walking on bed*

-EZRAA DON'T BUMP ME!!!!

-She wants to do a wing

*child whines about needing to pee*

-Kid says she looks like a clown

-She has sparkle glitter drops

-SHE IS VERY GIRLY!!!!

*blobs the drops on a sponge and smears it all over her fat face*

*!OMG! SHE GLITTERED HER WATTLE!!!!*

-It won't turn her skin copper

-She has hilling ointment for her lips

-It sills them

-She will NEVER use foundation

-She will NEVER let her daughter use it

-Or consyooleer

-SHE DOES NOT HAVE TIME FOR DAILY MAKEUP!!!!

-She will never spend money on makeup

-Her lips do not walk on gold

-She needs to go to WalMart now for vegetables

-OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE IS UNDER CONTRACT WITH TLC WITH TAMMY AND AMY

-Oh. Never mind. She is just a guest on one ep talking with Tams (she okay)

-Couldn't say anything before b/c contracts

-Can speak now

-Can't talk about anything

-She and Tams are v close

-SHE WANTS TO SUPPORT HER!!!!

-She has a lot to conquer

*children screeching*

-She does not want to be in the same situation as TamTam

-Doesn't know which episode she will be on

-It's later on in the season

-GIVE THE SLATONS A BACKBONE AND SUPPORT THEM!!!!

-STAY BLESSED!!!!!

This stupid fat bitch didn't once look her daughter in the eyes while the poor little thing was trying to spend time with mommy. How can you even pretend to claim to be a good parent when you're too lazy to rotate 30 degrees to actually look at your fucking kids?

This thread is great and @StrawberryDouche is a hero

 

[XLCoffin]

Ali looks like he just rolled out of a thrift store dumpster.

 

[Aldora]

Nothing quite like a used car salesman in an ill fitting suit.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Nothing quite like a used car salesman in an ill fitting suit.

I can't clearly remember the last time I saw a suit in that color, but I am sure that it was adorning either a car salesman or revival tent preacher (in summertime). Perhaps it is the very same suit!