Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

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Charlie better worry about her own fatass, she's getting the wonky beetus eye herself.
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Charlie would you like your own thread? Youre gunning for it, also you look like Biz Markie in a bad wig.
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Why the fuuuuck would Amberlynn ever let someone boss her around like this? This bitch is dumb.

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LOL so she is using charity to act superior so that if AL ignores this request which she will, Charlie can act like she is standing on a moral high ground saying "well I guess Amber doesnt care about herself AND charity" And then Charlie will donate anyway so she can virtue signal :story: :story: :story:
 
Why the fuuuuck would Amberlynn ever let someone boss her around like this? This bitch is dumb.

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If I were Big Al, I'd do what I normally do when faced with anything I find uncomfortable: flat out ignore it and never mention it. The only winner in this would be Charlie. Besides, we all know our gorl has absolutely zero interest in actually losing weight. She likes to pretend in order to get asspats from the stream of noobs who land on her channel - and when they get jaded, there's always a new batch of noobs to replace them, resulting in more asspats from the naïve, and so on.
 
And then Charlie will donate anyway so she can virtue signal :story: :story: :story:

ALR could actually use that as an ultimate finishing move if she turned the tables.

I know it'll never happen but imagine this alternate universe if you will - Charlie keeps gaining steadily til May, shrugging it off since her challenge was ignored. Meanwhile Amber loses 100 elbees out of pure spite for Charlie trying to strong-arm her into it. Posts a verified weigh-in at the physician's in May. Donates the $2k to a charity anyway. Starts making reaction videos where she dunks on Charlie for her now inferior mobility. Charlie is the new ALR.

God I wish Amber weren't such a lazy gutmonster so I could see that timeline play out.
 
If I were Big Al, I'd do what I normally do when faced with anything I find uncomfortable: flat out ignore it and never mention it. The only winner in this would be Charlie. Besides, we all know our gorl has absolutely zero interest in actually losing weight. She likes to pretend in order to get asspats from the stream of noobs who land on her channel - and when they get jaded, there's always a new batch of noobs to replace them, resulting in more asspats from the naïve, and so on.
Another response could be something like the following:
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Things I now know about Carrie Boughton because she's a dumb bitch who uses her real name on FB to hate on a fat chick*:

-Her husband or wtfever is fat as fuck
-Where her children go to school because this towering genius actually took a pic of them in front of their motherfucking school with the name showing
-Which Georgia town dump she lives in

Get yer kids of the goddamn internet you fucking sped.

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Jesus these people are nuts. Amberlynn held up a sign, a fucking sign! And yet somehow it leads to people talking about losing their mom, being "raped by a lesbian woman when I was 14", mental health issues.. god knows what else. :story:
 
How does Charlie Gold have 100,000 subscribers?

Back when Amberlynn was doing 100 days of uploading there was one day where she was several hours late in putting up a video. Charlie Gorilla went live waiting for AL's upload (or to celebrate that 100 days of upload had failed) and she ended up streaming for over six hours straight. A ton of new people found her channel that way. I know she had growth through other means but I'm pretty sure that was the biggest singular boost to her channel.
 
If she was smart though (which Amber obviously isn't), taking Charlie up on her bet would drive a fuckload of traffic to Amber's channel. When she inevitably quits after the first couple of weeks citing her 'medical condishuns' or her 'mentals', she will still have made way more than the $2K losers penalty she'd have to pay out. Even if people hate on her for quitting, she's going to gain subscribers and views. The whole thing is a win-win for Amberlynn whatever she does.
 
Amber will die soon.

Charlie Gold will vlog her weight loss journey and record her everyday live.

Because she already has autism people will film reaction videos of her.

Then another equally autistic person will challenge her to a weight loss competition.

Charlie will ignore it and die eventually.

The equally autistic person will then vlog her weight loss journey...

This is how ‘Ambers’ reproduce.
 
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