Twitter 12/7 - Chris triggered over fanart redesigns, sick with UTI

Maybe if Chris improved his hygiene and didn't tuck his dick in his ass crack he wouldn't get so many UTI's. They're unpleasant but they don't have you talking like an autistic Yoda.
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My medical brain looks at the way he wrote those tweets and wants to diagnose him with delirium resulting from his UTI, but knowing Chris, he probably just thinks this is Random Access Humor.
As somebody on twitter pointed out, he seems capable of switching in and out of it conversationally.
 
This is classic Chris at his best. He's tarding out because fan art is getting more positive attention than his own inferior art and the artist in question seemingly isn't even trying to troll him. It's the same reason Liquid Chris drove him insane: Anger and panic that somebody is usurping his authority over his work by doing it better.
 
This broke him worse than Asperchu and nothing about it is even slightly a negative portrayal. It’s just that it’s taking his creation and radically deviating then from his initial design.

Hell the girl even seems like she’s being nice to him in an unironic way.
 
This is classic Chris at his best. He's tarding out because fan art is getting more positive attention than his own inferior art and the artist in question seemingly isn't even trying to troll him. It's the same reason Liquid Chris drove him insane: Anger and panic that somebody is usurping his authority over his work by doing it better.
This broke him worse than Asperchu and nothing about it is even slightly a negative portrayal. It’s just that it’s taking his creation and radically deviating then from his initial design.

Hell the girl even seems like she’s being nice to him in an unironic way.
It’s so damn funny, he knows that he can’t do what he’s naturally inclined to do, which is act like a massive asshole over this and actually BE the villainous bully. And it’s tearing him up.

Keep it together just a little longer, Chris! Santa’s watching! You can attack people all you want on December 26, as is your m.o.
 
This broke him worse than Asperchu and nothing about it is even slightly a negative portrayal. It’s just that it’s taking his creation and radically deviating then from his initial design.

Hell the girl even seems like she’s being nice to him in an unironic way.
And because it's way better. Now we know how to trigger Chris. Draw a Pink Sonichu wearing decent clothing.

...so Chris' UTI flaring up causes his brain to stop working because of stress...

...my diagnosis: Chris is a Dickhead.

THANK YOU, I'll be here all weekend.
You just earned 300,000 dollars. No wonder everyone hates doctors.
 
I doubt he actually has a UTI. I know he lives in filthy enough conditions for it, but this is probably like when he said he had a "heart attack" a while ago that went away after he took some Tums. He exaggerates.
He most likely does have a UTI considering he shits himself (as mentioned before), he rarely drinks water and lastly all he does is lay or sit around unless he's tending to his dying mother or getting groceries.
 
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