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We did it, guys. Chris is now a low functioning autistic in every sense of the word.
Twitter 12/7 - Chris triggered over fanart redesigns, sick with UTI
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More like speaking in tongues. Someone get the holy water and a crucifix we got a lolcow to excorsise.
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How to tell people that I'm sick? Scramble the words
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What an asshole. I hope whoever is doing it ramps it up even more to see if he chimps out harder.
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It took ten years, but we finally broke him.
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So what? Chris got a minor fever?
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This Yoda-speak shit is just him trying out a new dumb affectation. Like when he was speaking in British-English for a while.
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And gee, it turns out this time they're not even mocking him initially.
That almost never happens even with the best Sonichu fanart.
I bet they were really proud of their take on these little characters and didn't even tag Chris, another point toward humility, he saw it anyways and insults it without reason.
I think on some level Chris has reached a new low.
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I hope he’s dying. Not trying to A-log, I just can’t see any point if he’s going to type like that. Morherfucker is hard enough to understand as is.
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He's pretending to scramble his sentences to appear traumatized, but he can't even do that right. "Expected triggered I not did," is a word salad no matter how you rearrange the words. Even in distress, semper lazy, Chris.
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I doubt there is anything wrong with him whatsoever, he's probably just trying to coax an apology out of the artist. A real goddess would have already telepathically killed them. Also, why isn't Magi-chan or someone else tweeting about this so Chris can rest (lol)?
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I had a UTI when I was 12 and it did suck. Add "peeing on yourself" and I'd say that's an accurate list. Thankfully that only happened once and it was the only time I ever had a UTI. It was nothing like having a stroke though so he's still being CWC-level overdramatic.
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He probably heard chicks get those and decided he did too. Unless he's doing sounding or some other fucked up shit to his dick, which he might be.
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I'm curious as to how Chris got his UTI. Considering that he doesn't choke his duck anymore, he'd be at a substantially lower risk (albeit, his deplorable living conditions certainly don't help). I'm wondering if he's doing something weird with it again to release the goddess trapped inside him. It's possible that he's fucking around with his neovag again, and that he's claiming the infection between his legs is a UTI (despite it being nowhere near his urethra.
That's the most likely case.
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I’d imagine the fact that his dick is bent like a concerned weasel probably has a lot to do with it.
His pinched urethra is probably like an LA traffic jam for bacteria.
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A man who practices bad hygiene and isn't aware of crapping his pants could easily get these infections. The E coli can make the trip up Duck Lane if you have poop colonizing your junk with bacteria.
The garblespeak is retarded. Why not just say "Fuck, I am sick as hell. Gonna be taking a course of sulfa, chugging water, and praying for death."
The garblespeak is retarded. Why not just say "Fuck, I am sick as hell. Gonna be taking a course of sulfa, chugging water, and praying for death."
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He's done this shit before, and I think loveyoulongtime called him out on it. He's either filthy as fuck or lying about it. Maybe both. Why can't he lie about getting a period, so we can throw rocks through his windows?!