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[Iron Hamster]

I legit do not. If you find that somewhere, let me know.

Of course part of the problem is what David French calls "nutpicking." (His one good idea lately.) With millions and millions of people on the internet & social media, the odds that you can find at least ONE person doing anything, anytime, is near 100%.

You probably wouldn't have to look far to find folks complaining a president's socks.

If salt/pepper shakers are the only thing about the events one can complain about, imagine what good he did.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Is 500k-1.5M really good though? Pewdiepie posted this a couple of hours ago and is already getting in that range and unlike late night comedians, his content isn't getting publicized on MSM all of the time.

In fact the Google News app makes it impossible to block Jimmy Kimmel's twitter from showing up in your news feed, despite supposedly allowing you to block sources you don't want to see.

 

[School of Fish]

So many people screech about how Trump is "unpresidential", but nobody seems to care about how many of the stories the media is printing out nowadays is un-newsworthy.

Seriously, who the fuck cares about this?

Well I don't know if you care about Japanese pop culture or not, but there's a really good reason why legacy mainstream news media has become such a joke these days.

Take this galaxy-brained take by this news outlet where they made a report on some dumb boomer mother getting offended that her daughter decided to check out the Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid manga from her school's libary and then her mother found the book and got offended over its contents that this news outlet even bothered to report on it. This is what legacy mainstream news does now which shows how useless this is to a lot of people now.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

At this point, I like to imagine that Trump--or somebody on his staff--is such a brilliant troll that they intentionally gave him bigger salt and pepper shakers just to see if the TDS-afflicted press would rise to the bait.

This is kind of fun to think about, because if this is/were what is actually happening, it's highly unlikely that they'd place all their bets on the media noticing this one minute detail. There would almost have to be more, still hiding out there in plain sight, that nobody's noticed yet. Who knows what they could be!

 

[Jarolleon]

He routinely loses to some slobs in Milwaukee, a man afraid of manikins who play scary puppet games, and a man filming his couch in Norwich, UK.

Sad!

Political content of any stripe tends to get lower viewcounts than more generic entertainment, I didn't see the Skeptics or Breadtube at their respective peaks pull such numbers consistently. I wonder what happens if you add up all the late-nighter view counts from 2017, and all the Skeptic vids from the same period for comparison?

 

[Buttigieg2020]

He routinely loses to some slobs in Milwaukee, a man afraid of manikins who play scary puppet games, and a man filming his couch in Norwich, UK.

Sad!

I hope this is an ashens reference. Love that guy.

 

[Adamska]

Political content of any stripe tends to get lower viewcounts than more generic entertainment, I didn't see the Skeptics or Breadtube at their respective peaks pull such numbers consistently. I wonder what happens if you add up all the late-nighter view counts from 2017, and all the Skeptic vids from the same period for comparison?

And late night news and/or comedy shows are supposed to also be entertainment too. I believe I'm being quite fair when I say they lose to people like Ashens or RLM. You can't be funny due to assrage, then you suffer the price of people leaving to watch other things. Like Ashens filming 130 year old olives on his couch. Or Mike Stoklasa melting a bunch of toys in acetone.

 

[Cubanodun]

Take this galaxy-brained take by this news outlet where they made a report on some dumb boomer mother getting offended that her daughter decided to check out the Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid manga from her school's libary and then her mother found the book and got offended over its contents that this news outlet even bothered to report on it. This is what legacy mainstream news does now which shows how useless this is to a lot of people now.

Oh i remember that one, the weebs were laughing hysterically about it i mean from all the shitty mangas you could be offended the mom decide to bitch for the most tamest on, thank god she did not pick shit like elfen lied back in the day

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Jesus fucking Christ look at how much effort they put into this goddamned article. Most of the articles on the Impeachment Party don't have even half of the effort they poured into showing you how many times Trump used big salt shakers. ... Wait, didn't we already have a Salt & Peppergate in like 2017?

This is the equivalent of T-Posing to show dominance, really who the fuck cares who is paid to write this garbage? does hating Trump suddenly raise traffic because morons like to read about him..... ohhhhhhhhhh

 

[ProgKing of the North]

You probably wouldn't have to look far to find folks complaining a president's socks.

Tbf if he's wearing them with sandals he deserves it

 

[Stab You in the Back]

Political content of any stripe tends to get lower viewcounts than more generic entertainment,

Since when? All the late night hosts pushed political content hard once they realized that they could get a reliable 2m views every time they shit on President Trump. The only thing late night hosts do that beats politics is karaoke. People fucking love karaoke for some reason.

 

[SBG]

I legit do not. If you find that somewhere, let me know.

Of course part of the problem is what David French calls "nutpicking." (His one good idea lately.) With millions and millions of people on the internet & social media, the odds that you can find at least ONE person doing anything, anytime, is near 100%.

You probably wouldn't have to look far to find folks complaining a president's socks.

It was a minute long segment at the end of Sean Hannity's show. Shows like his scrape the bottom of the barrel to find something funny to end on and I guess Grey Poupon had a series of silly commercials in the past joking about it being fancy mustard so Hannity found it funny thinking of a snooty Obama going for it.

Hannity Attacks Obama For Putting Mustard On His Burger, More Fair and Balanced Reporting

As you know, President Obama and Vice President Biden made a historic trip to an Arlington, VA hamburger joint, to celebrate the "stress tests" or something,...

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[Suburban Bastard]

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Jesus fucking Christ look at how much effort they put into this goddamned article. Most of the articles on the Impeachment Party don't have even half of the effort they poured into showing you how many times Trump used big salt shakers. ... Wait, didn't we already have a Salt & Peppergate in like 2017?

Two scoops for Trump

If you ever have ice cream at the White House, expect President Trump to be served two scoops while everyone else gets one. CNN's Jeanne Moos reports.

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Shit like this shouldn't surprise you at this point.

 

[Flexo]

I got u fam. Here's a National Review article about it.

Basically, Obama went to some burger place in 2009 and got grey poupon on his burger. Sean Hannity, Lauren Ingraham and some guest on Rush Limbaugh thought it would be super smrt to dunk on Obama for his "elitist" choice of condiments. National Review tried to say it was Obama bribing/fraternizing with journos that was the real issue but the press had already been sucking his cock for a year or two by then.

It was a minute long segment at the end of Sean Hannity's show. Shows like his scrape the bottom of the barrel to find something funny to end on and I guess Grey Poupon had a series of silly commercials in the past joking about it being fancy mustard so Hannity found it funny thinking of a snooty Obama going for it.

Hannity Attacks Obama For Putting Mustard On His Burger, More Fair and Balanced Reporting

As you know, President Obama and Vice President Biden made a historic trip to an Arlington, VA hamburger joint, to celebrate the "stress tests" or something,...

youtu.be

Wow, that's gay. (And i think there is PLENTY to criticize Obama on.) Must have been a slow news day.

The only food a president should ever be judged on is if he puts pineapple on pizza. That's impeachment worthy.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I lost any respect for CNN as a new source after the while Trump wrestling gif fiasco.

 

[thismanlies]

I lost any respect for CNN as a new source after the while Trump wrestling gif fiasco.

For me, it was when their name started turning up in the DNC's email leaks. In fact, that covers most of the fucking media. The only one I have any respect for is Alex Jones.

 

[TowinKarz]

Well this just makes me want to vote for him more.

Are we sure the MSM aren't on his reelection committee?

You jest, I'm sure, but I find it more than a little probable that more that a few people are going to vote for Trump in 2020 just to see what the media writes about him next, consuming these trash sub-tabloid quality articles not as gospel or political validation, but the greatest comedy show you could ask for. Don't you?

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

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Jesus fucking Christ look at how much effort they put into this goddamned article. Most of the articles on the Impeachment Party don't have even half of the effort they poured into showing you how many times Trump used big salt shakers. ... Wait, didn't we already have a Salt & Peppergate in like 2017?

Man, they're salty as fuck.

 

[Nigger Man]

You jest, I'm sure, but I find it more than a little probable that more that a few people are going to vote for Trump in 2020 just to see what the media writes about him next, consuming these trash sub-tabloid quality articles not as gospel or political validation, but the greatest comedy show you could ask for?

Honest question, can we ever expect another President to be as entertaining as Trump's administration? Kanye West, maybe, but I cannot think of anything else. Which is too bad, as Trump knows how to use entertainment as a political weapon.

 

[HumanHive]

Honest question, can we ever expect another President to be as entertaining as Trump's administration? Kanye West, maybe, but I cannot think of anything else. Which is too bad, as Trump knows how to use entertainment as a political weapon.

No, not in a million years. Maybe we'll get another internet savvy shitposter in chief, but the combination of Trump's sheer gall and the media's sheer salt is once in a timeline. Lincoln had the salt, Teddy had the gall, but we'll never get both again until heat death.

 

[Maamtis]

And late night news and/or comedy shows are supposed to also be entertainment too. I believe I'm being quite fair when I say they lose to people like Ashens or RLM. You can't be funny due to assrage, then you suffer the price of people leaving to watch other things. Like Ashens filming 130 year old olives on his couch. Or Mike Stoklasa melting a bunch of toys in acetone.

This perfectly sums up why Trump jokes are beyond tiresome. It's just pure venom at this point. There is a lot of things about Trump you can clown on but they seem to go straight for below the belt.