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Ooooooooh baby, we got a spicy full-on manbaby rage/wagequit tonight. Oh, and saying yet again that the Infinity Ward devs deserve to lose their jobs. But remember, he doesn't blame devs anymore. Except when he does.
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If I'm not mistaken, we also got treated to our first middle finger to the camera in a long ass time! Can someone find the clip of that??? I need to see it again, in all of it's glory.
 
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That Hedonist Nerd said:
Let me be the first to congratulate those who voted option 3 in thr poll.
Yesterday Dave mentioned the Christmas tax begging

Now new poll
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For the record he had mentioned it as early as 2 days after Thanksgiving so I feel it's fair to give it to the "Thanksgiving +/- a day" people as well. They were close enough.
 
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DSP refusing to do port forwarding and then complaining when the matchmaking puts him in shitty lobbies/servers is hilarious to me.
Who the fuck cares OTHER GAMES say NAT Type Open. This Call of Duty uses different ports. I had to do port forwarding on PC to get NAT Open and the last time I had to do port forwarding was probably Warcraft III. His stubborn refusal to do any extra work is peak DSP. It's Infinity Ward's fault. Nothing he could do. It's not his fault. He did everything correct.

Granted, it was a little frustrating to have to do an extra step outside of just install, load, and play the game, but the 20ms ping is worth it.

Also he seems to think any gun should 2 tap in Call of Duty. The SMGs (he used the MP5 exclusively tonight because someone last week told him it was OP) have very quick TTK, but they require 4-7 hitmarks, depending on how close and where your bullets hit. There's penalties to damage for hitting limbs, too, so his salty rant of "I shot him 6 times in the leg he should have died" is hilarious because it takes 8 limb shots to kill, if you only hit legs/arms. And if you run around pointing the gun at dick-level the whole time like DSP does, you're going to shoot legs and the space between them.

How much longer is CoD going to remain in the rotation? $27 tonight and about 1/3 of that came from troll tips. Then there was the troll subs. Lots of rage quitting, he ended early tonight, he ended early last week too. DSP claimed that if the trolling was gone (stream sniping, lobby fuckery) that he could go "BEESTING" at the game, but I don't think that's happened in two sessions now.
 
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You had to actually setup port forwarding on your own? It users upnp like everything else doesn't it?

LyteSydeByll said:
DSP refusing to do port forwarding and then complaining when the matchmaking puts him in shitty lobbies/servers is hilarious to me.
Who the fuck cares OTHER GAMES say NAT Type Open. This Call of Duty uses different ports. I had to do port forwarding on PC to get NAT Open and the last time I had to do port forwarding was probably Warcraft III. His stubborn refusal to do any extra work is peak DSP. It's Infinity Ward's fault. Nothing he could do. It's not his fault. He did everything correct.

Granted, it was a little frustrating to have to do an extra step outside of just install, load, and play the game, but the 20ms ping is worth it.

Also he seems to think any gun should 2 tap in Call of Duty. The SMGs (he used the MP5 exclusively tonight because someone last week told him it was OP) have very quick TTK, but they require 4-7 hitmarks, depending on how close and where your bullets hit. There's penalties to damage for hitting limbs, too, so his salty rant of "I shot him 6 times in the leg he should have died" is hilarious because it takes 8 limb shots to kill, if you only hit legs/arms. And if you run around pointing the gun at dick-level the whole time like DSP does, you're going to shoot legs and the space between them.

How much longer is CoD going to remain in the rotation? $27 tonight and about 1/3 of that came from troll tips. Then there was the troll subs. Lots of rage quitting, he ended early tonight, he ended early last week too. DSP claimed that if the trolling was gone (stream sniping, lobby fuckery) that he could go "BEESTING" at the game, but I don't think that's happened in two sessions now.
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Medevil stream was a prime example of why people hate DSP, why he will never grow his audience with normal people and why he keeps acting that way. He gets paid from subs to do his joib but now thinks tips are his main payment, so when he doesn't get lots of tips for a new game he gets mad. When he gets mad he calls it out that people aren't dumping tips on him to play some game they asked for and people instantly dump money on him as a reward for being a cunt. His problem is he got used to living a lavish lifestyle and when the money started drying up a little he didn't like it, so now he sucks money from his retarded audience with no care for their financial situations at all just to keep his standard of life up. He not only expects this small audience to tip him every single day, but he resets it during the day to double dip too.

This is like an electrician buying a new screwdriver and getting mad because the home owner didn't give him a $20 tip ontop of the payment required to do his job.

Guy is a fucking asshole, I bet he dreams of his parents dying at night so he can get their fucking money.

Oh and the reason he is using Penne points is very simple, it's a psychological trick to get people who never tip into the habit of using a currency in streams.

They use a fake currency to get attention from the streamer and rewards (this is why people tip), then when this is taken away they are more likely to use actual money or bits because they see value in these things.

It's akin to a drug dealer giving free samples to kids, then taking them away when the people are addicted.
 
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Tiddymonster said:
Guy is a fucking asshole, I bet he dreams of his parents dying at night so he can get their fucking money.
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Its not for no reason that the "10 Year Plan" sounds a lot like "cash in my inheritance and retire" more than "get a job," to most.

Phil's greed in that regard is so great that he doesn't realize that while one of his parents may die in the next decade, the other could live for ten, fifteen years, or even outlive him entirely. Pensions don't generally go to adult children anyway upon death, do they? Then there's the very real possibility that the first parent to die will leave everything to the surviving spouse... assuming there's anything to leave behind. If Phil has mommy issues now over entitlement, wait until you see how hateful he gets when he thinks she stole the money his father should have given him as his dying wish doods. If I were in the prisoner's dillema that is being in a family with DSP, I'd also keep a living will to keep him from putting me in a home and stealing my shit from under me.

He knows that old people die and leave their adult children money. Now that he's a married adult with a true loving wife, his parents can go ahead and shuffle off their mortal coil so he can shirk personal responsibility for five more years.
 
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Under orders from @mollymawk I have downloaded all of Dave's Tweets. Yes. All fucking 62,631 of them.
1,354,153 words or 7,928,728 characters. Here's the word cloud:
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Radical Goodspeed said:
Its not for no reason that the "10 Year Plan" sounds a lot like "cash in my inheritance and retire" more than "get a job," to most.

Phil's greed in that regard is so great that he doesn't realize that while one of his parents may die in the next decade, the other could live for ten, fifteen years, or even outlive him entirely. Pensions don't generally go to adult children anyway upon death, do they? Then there's the very real possibility that the first parent to die will leave everything to the surviving spouse... assuming there's anything to leave behind. If Phil has mommy issues now over entitlement, wait until you see how hateful he gets when he thinks she stole the money his father should have given him as his dying wish doods. If I were in the prisoner's dillema that is being in a family with DSP, I'd also keep a living will to keep him from putting me in a home and stealing my shit from under me.

He knows that old people die and leave their adult children money. Now that he's a married adult with a true loving wife, his parents can go ahead and shuffle off their mortal coil so he can shirk personal responsibility for five more years.
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It's also very funny that he assumes neither of his parents will develop a chronic illness that they will want to live their remaining years with it under control and managed. For good or ill, unless they are especially wealthy (and they aren't) that means he can kiss any substantial inheritance goodbye. With all of his drama whoring and lying about how his parents are dying, it would be poetic justice for that very fact to see to it that Phil spends a few years watching his "nest egg" dwindle away as Mama or Papa Burnell fight to stay alive.

I wonder if he'd have the temerity to act as though he was sending his folks money to support them, and really crank up the begging?

ETA: it could literally be a case of cancer killing cancer. Can't believe I didn't think of it before.
 
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It's also very funny that he assumes neither of his parents will develop a chronic illness that they will want to live their remaining years with it under control and managed. For good or ill, unless they are especially wealthy (and they aren't) that means he can kiss any substantial inheritance goodbye. With all of his drama whoring and lying about how his parents are dying, it would be poetic justice for that very fact to see to it that Phil spends a few years watching his "nest egg" dwindle away as Mama or Papa Burnell fight to stay alive.

I wonder if he'd have the temerity to act as though he was sending his folks money to support them, and really crank up the begging?

ETA: it could literally be a case of cancer killing cancer. Can't believe I didn't think of it before.
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I remember one of his parents being a gambler, he better hope that parent dies first
 
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I remember one of his parents being a gambler, he better hope that parent dies first
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From the little we know, unfortunately most of it coming from Phil, his gamble may be if his dad going first. His mom seems to be the one who spoils him. For example he went to his mother for the tax bail out instead of his dad, you know the one who brings in the money by working. Who really knows but gut feeling says papa Burnell may keep the purse strings a little tighter then mom.
 
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