Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[hambeerlyingnreed]

There was a surgeon in Ireland called Michael Neary who developed a compulsion for carrying out Hysterectomies. Colleagues, Nurses, Hospital Staff all knew it, but because it was Ireland they never said anything..

That's really surprising, since until recently if women in Ireland wanted an abortion they had to travel to other parts of the UK or go on a boat out to international waters or risk some sloppy 1960s style illegal abortion and dying on the kitchen table, cause Catholics are all prolife like that.

E for missing word because I'm daydrinking.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I like how during her crappy channel trailer she posted “food” with a photo of a salad like anyone’s gonna believe that’s all she eats.

That was a salad?

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

Kate Winslet blessed cursed us with a Chantal video

This is just kind of sad on some level.

There is nothing cringier in my opinion than listening to someone sing who thinks they have real talent and obviously doesn't. I hate second-hand embarrassment more than anything. The only thing worse is watching live stand-up comedy of someone who is painfully unfunny. It makes me want to commit suicide for them.

But since this is Chantal, and I know what a vile piece of shit human she is, I find it hilarious.

 

[Dutch Courage]

All this scurrying around redesigning her channel is because she is painted in a corner for the hundredth time this year.

She has to make good on all the "I'm about more than just eating" charade, but all she wants to do is eat. She can't do anything else, really. But how to eat and still keep up the WLS charade?

Tinker with banners and trailers until an idea dawns, that's how.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

All this scurrying around redesigning her channel is because she is painted in a corner for the hundredth time this year.

She has to make good on all the "I'm about more than just eating" charade, but all she wants to do is eat. She can't do anything else, really. But how to eat and still keep up the WLS charade?

Tinker with banners and trailers until an idea dawns, that's how.

Hey, it takes time to come up with sex and poop stories, you know.

 

[ThisWillBeFun]

All this scurrying around redesigning her channel is because she is painted in a corner for the hundredth time this year.

She has to make good on all the "I'm about more than just eating" charade, but all she wants to do is eat. She can't do anything else, really. But how to eat and still keep up the WLS charade?

Tinker with banners and trailers until an idea dawns, that's how.

Just think, we may get another EAITING Pyramid out of this yet! Good times.

 

[SodaLove]

Just think, we may get another EAITING Pyramid out of this yet! Good times.

Man, soon to be a year since the EAITING Pyramid. Chantal really did make 2019 a "transitional year" to better her health now didn't she?

 

[BerriesArnold]

It would be neat to see a brief recap video to wrap up 2019's "New year, new me" epoch. Including everything from the keto stave, the ephemeral OMAD stave, the "EAITING" pyramid etc...

It would be interesting to see how it eerily compares to the upcoming 2020's "new year, new me" saga.

 

[Horrors of the Deep]

I'm a little late but what the hell did she use to "3d" her catfish photo for the intro? She's lazy as hell and uses defaults all the time, I'll never believe she went into Blender and did a render of that. Is that a thing in Sony Vegas that she obviously pirated?

 

[SodaLove]

I'm a little late but what the hell did she use to "3d" her catfish photo for the intro? She's lazy as hell and uses defaults all the time, I'll never believe she went into Blender and did a render of that. Is that a thing in Sony Vegas that she obviously pirated?

Probably a phone app
edit: maybe this or something like it

 

[chantalisfat]

Probably a phone app

Yep. A quick Google search shows an app called Motion Portrait, which appears to default to doing the exact "motions" her picture did in the video. Of course the lazy sow would pick the first app she Googled and use the default animations.

Blender? Shit. This bitch postponed juicing for a year because her juicer was on the top shelf of the closet - she was too fat to reach it and Bibi too short. I'm pretty sure she just ended up buying an entire new juicer for her last apple juice post. All that to say - bitch won't even put any effort into grabbing an already owned juicer two feet in front of her face. Learning how to use Blender to animate her intro is well, well, well beyond her capabilities.

 

[SodaLove]

Yep. A quick Google search shows an app called Motion Portrait, which appears to default to doing the exact "motions" her picture did in the video. Of course the lazy sow would pick the first app she Googled and use the default animations.

Yep! I believe that's the one used in the video I just edited into my post. It was the first to come up on a google search, The example shown in the video is of course way better than Chantal's intro. She's too dumb to even make a good animation with a simple phone app like that.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

OT, but I gotta say I really love this site sometimes.

 

[Horrors of the Deep]

Yep. A quick Google search shows an app called Motion Portrait, which appears to default to doing the exact "motions" her picture did in the video. Of course the lazy sow would pick the first app she Googled and use the default animations.

Blender? Shit. This bitch postponed juicing for a year because her juicer was on the top shelf of the closet - she was too fat to reach it and Bibi too short. I'm pretty sure she just ended up buying an entire new juicer for her last apple juice post. All that to say - bitch won't even put any effort into grabbing an already owned juicer two feet in front of her face. Learning how to use Blender to animate her intro is well, well, well beyond her capabilities.

Looking back at it, I didn't expect any less from Chantal - the video has the shittiest editing and animation has to be on par in requiring the least amount of effort. What threw me off is that she had a banner that looked like a relatively low effort Blender render (the one with donuts), wouldn't it be surprising if Chantal was secretly a 3d modeller? Although that would qualify as having talent and she can't have any of that.

 

[Pepper Jack]

It would be neat to see a brief recap video to wrap up 2019's "New year, new me" epoch. Including everything from the keto stave, the ephemeral OMAD stave, the "EAITING" pyramid etc...

It would be interesting to see how it eerily compares to the upcoming 2020's "new year, new me" saga.

We can't for get the vegan cycle or the ghost medium diet too. That was my favorite of the year.

 

[Flobby Slobby]

The only thing that this dumb bitch is going to lose on her WLS journey is her mind. Then her simple minded followers will be like, "Yas queen, we support you! It wasn't the right time." Her cuck male followers will be like, "Can we get a pic and a scratch and sniff or maybe a real dingleberry?"

 

[Horrors of the Deep]

I know Blender updated way back, but holy hell they sure moved things around to make it unfamiliar again. Sure hope she didn't pay too much for that crap because that banner was two hours of work at best.

 

[SodaLove]

I know Blender updated way back, but holy hell they sure moved things around to make it unfamiliar again. Sure hope she didn't pay too much for that crap because that banner was two hours of work at best.
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I think someone may have made it for her back when she first started and actually had supporters. Someone else made her Foodie Beauty intro, the one with the cartoony foods falling. She would always credit the person who made it in her description. So it's very likely someone made that banner for her. And if not, you can quickly google various text templates than you can put together yourself in the most basic photo editor. I just typed "donut letters" on google and you get plenty of results:



You should stop speculating about which software Chantal uses for things. Chantal knows jack squat about Photoshop, After Effects, Blender, etc. She barely has any basic video editing knowledge to trim and edit her videos.

edit: I also doubt she would pay anyone to make her stuff. She only wants shit for free. Which is why her new intro is pure garbage. She won't pay someone to make her a decent one.

 

[Barbarella]

I think she paid Tonette for the song though. Not sure why she doesn’t stick with it, except I guess it’s pretty raunchy-but so are her TMIs.

i could see her asking one of her feeders to help with a banner change.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

i could see her asking one of her feeders to help with a banner change.

I just had a nightmare vision of an intro made by Karate Joe.