Twitter 12/7 - Chris triggered over fanart redesigns, sick with UTI

[Ace Robot]

The thing with UTIs is that generally, male bodies are much less likely to contract them due to the length of the tract - if you're a guy, they're basically something you shouldn't consider unless you're seriously ill, suffering from a very specific type of condition, or just plain filthy, since the exit of the excretory system is some distance away from the exit of the digestive system, and the fact that the kidneys are obviously even further away, thus preventing the former from being colonised by pathogens from the latter in most cases.

The fact that Chris gets them is essentially a testament to his bad hygiene practices, and spells bad news if he's regularly getting infections there, since they'll probably begin spreading upwards towards the kidneys.

 

[DoodleBerry]

This all comes down to the fact that the Weeaboo can draw and Chris can’t and after all of these years, Chris finally realizes what we’ve known all along; his drawings aren’t that good.




Boy, I didn’t even think it would come to this. All these I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME have been doing dumb shit to try to trigger Chris when the answer was right in front of them, REDESIGN HIS CHARACTERS. Not advocating being a weener, but damn that chimpout was hilarious.

What did they do, forget a freckle on someone's snout?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.

So are we just gonna ignore this rule and make threads about every medical and body issue that Chris whines about?

 

[deadson]

So are we just gonna ignore this rule and make threads about every medical and body issue that Chris whines about?

But of course! After all, we can't expect all newfags to actually read the guidelines, let alone the CWCKI before starting ass threads.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Here's the link to her post

Twitter

Oh HER!!!
She did a video designing Rosechu and Sonichu and even stated, "I know Christine is still doing her comics, and I do not want to offend her!"
Great Job, CHRIS, you literally shat on a fellow fan.

 

[Kacho]

I kinda hope she redesigns more characters. I legit think Darkbind could actually look cool like how he was drawn in The Real Sonichu. I just hope she doesn’t pull a Ben Saint and start white knighting or anything like that. Minimal interaction if any, just keep redesigning the characters and tweeting them out.

I'd like to see her do Colossal. That was the worst abortion of a design Chris ever shat out.

 

[Mason Verger]

Oh HER!!!
She did a video designing Rosechu and Sonichu and even stated, "I know Christine is still doing her comics, and I do not want to offend her!"
Great Job, CHRIS, you literally shat on a fellow fan.

Classic Chris. I creeped her twitter and she seems relatively sincere. At least so far as she draws a LOT of this stuff and doesn’t seem interested in being the next -insert classic troll name here-.

Leave it to Chris to get pissed at an actual well meaning fan, yet still retweet that shitty Ben Saint w.eenish slime nonsense. His inability to judge a persons character is still in full effect.

 

[Strictly Confidential]

The official Trigger me bad Chris Doll coming soon to a etsy store near you.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

So are we just gonna ignore this rule and make threads about every medical and body issue that Chris whines about?

The best you can hope for with that rule is that not EVERY thread turns into a discussion about Chris's dirty crapped briefs. But when a thread mentions that he has a duck infection I'm not sure what you're expecting when you click on it.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The best you can hope for with that rule is that not EVERY thread turns into a discussion about Chris's dirty crapped briefs. But when a thread mentions that he has a duck infection I'm not sure what you're expecting when you click on it.

It's one thing to be obsessed with how a shemale lolcow has spent 38 years wasting taxpayer money on pony dolls, it's crossing the line to be obsessed with the shitstains on his drawes.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I'd like to see her do Colossal. That was the worst abortion of a design Chris ever shat out.

You deserve a Semper Fi for suggesting that.

Classic Chris. I creeped her twitter and she seems relatively sincere. At least so far as she draws a LOT of this stuff and doesn’t seem interested in being the next -insert classic troll name here-.

Leave it to Chris to get pissed at an actual well meaning fan, yet still retweet that shitty Ben Saint w.eenish slime nonsense. His inability to judge a persons character is still in full effect.

Autism at its finest and full effect. Remember his rage @ @Asperchu?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

In the TSSSF card stream today (timestamp 1:10:00), Chris mentioned his reason for flipping out at the redesign. He was upset over Wild having a poofy tail because it meant he wouldn't be able to glide very well.

 

[Rōjin]

In the TSSSF card stream today (timestamp 1:10:00), Chris mentioned his reason for flipping out at the redesign. He was upset over Wild having a poofy tail because it meant he wouldn't be able to glide very well.

In true Chris fashion, that is a very autistic reason to get upset over the redesigns

 

[The American Hedgehog]

@Second Missing Primarch or anyone else doing the TSSSF video transcript, could that part about the redesign be covered next for quoting on the CWCki?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

@Second Missing Primarch or anyone else doing the TSSSF video transcript, could that part about the redesign be covered next for quoting on the CWCki?

I'll work it up and PM it to you. What timestamp are we looking for exactly?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I'll work it up and PM it to you. What timestamp are we looking for exactly?

Awesome. It's at the 1hr and 10min timestamp, for a couple minutes or so.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I really , sincerely doubt that Chris is suddenly mad about someone drawing better than him. I don't think he's finally realizing his art is shit. I think the cat's been out of the bag for the better half of a decade. This might be a 'straw that broke the camel's back' situation where enough evidence finally piled up. A lottapeepul on here and in cwcki articles tend to take things he says/does in a hyper-literal sense, and while that does make for a more interesting lolcow, it's not realistic.

Don't put it beyond Chris to ham it up for the massive audience he knows he has. Maybe he was bored and starving attention so he did this - the crytyping is a dead giveaway. Maybe his UTI (an odd thing to seek internet attention for) came at the perfect time to make him bawl. Either way, I wouldn't put any money on him suddenly realizing he draws like shit.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I really , sincerely doubt that Chris is suddenly mad about someone drawing better than him. I don't think he's finally realizing his art is shit. I think the cat's been out of the bag for the better half of a decade. This might be a 'straw that broke the camel's back' situation where enough evidence finally piled up. A lottapeepul on here and in cwcki articles tend to take things he says/does in a hyper-literal sense, and while that does make for a more interesting lolcow, it's not realistic.

Don't put it beyond Chris to ham it up for the massive audience he knows he has. Maybe he was bored and starving attention so he did this - the crytyping is a dead giveaway. Maybe his UTI (an odd thing to seek internet attention for) came at the perfect time to make him bawl. Either way, I wouldn't put any money on him suddenly realizing he draws like shit.

He’s got facial blindness as it is so I actually do think he can’t completely discern his art is shit. He may think something is a little off but he just covers it up with a new little thing... “Only Happy Accidents” to quote Bob Ross. But then it’s not just a little mistake. It’s a series of them throughout his works that become very pronounced.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

In the TSSSF card stream today (timestamp 1:10:00), Chris mentioned his reason for flipping out at the redesign. He was upset over Wild having a poofy tail because it meant he wouldn't be able to glide very well.

Does wild glide in the comics? I don't remember that? I'm sure Chris is just jealous and needed some bullshit excuse for his random sperg out.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

In the TSSSF card stream today (timestamp 1:10:00), Chris mentioned his reason for flipping out at the redesign. He was upset over Wild having a poofy tail because it meant he wouldn't be able to glide very well.

It's a fucking horse. Even with the wings equines are about as aerodynamic as a bucket of frozen shit. I once saw a rendition of a pegasus actually capable of flight drawn by a biologist and it didn't even resemble a horse anymore. Fucker had to radically alter the body, including expanding the breastbone out several feet. The fucking thing had a 40 foot wingspan.
Yeah, Chris, that poofy tail will totally throw off the aerodynamics of a creature already as realistically aerodynamic as you are.