Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

There's people dying this Christmas because the can't afford surgeries, but here we have fatso programming frivolous interventions because she can't bother eating a cucumber every once in a while.
Truly a victim of our times, that Stephi.

Staph looks like a 55 year old single cat lady.

Also, bowl hat with bowl cut hair is a choice.
 
Mogai-Watch was alerted.

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I feel like her therapist is giving her false hope by telling her that she could have her primary care doc sign off on her surgery by saying her breasts cause her pain. It's not that simple. It's extremely difficult for people to get insurance to agree to pay for breast reduction surgery (assuming Steph has insurance because Medicaid def isn't going to pay for something like that easily) even when pain is a legitimate factor. The patient is generally required to jump through a ton of hoops--weight loss, physical therapy, etc--before it will even be considered as medically necessary. Even people who have had actual, legitimate pain for years caused by their breasts have a hard time getting it covered (and many end up just eating a large part of the cost because insurance won't do it) because it's typically considered a cosmetic procedure. There's no fuckin way Steph is gonna lose weight or go to physical therapy, and there's no way her doc is gonna convince anyone that her breast reduction is medically necessary. Also, reductions usually also require a breast lift as well, and that is almost never covered. She better start e-begging for her "gender reaffirming" breast reduction now, but we all know whatever money she did get would just be used to buy useless bullshit off Etsy. Keep dreaming about small, perky tits Steph. It ain't happening.
 
A crossover we've seen before. Steph's passion for her nonexistent non-profit is really shining through.

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EDIT: didn't want to double post, sorry. She's very mad tonight about mogai-watch and those alt-right adjacent shitheads who bully trans people to death on the literal Nazi site kiwifarms.net:


Does she think MW is someone who posts regularly in this thread?

Blah, blah, blah "I'm a survivor of stalking and literally have nightmares of someone finding me irl ...blah, blah"
Sap, you dumbass, we know EXACTLY where you are and NOBODY wants to get within 10 miles of you. I'd say "stop pretending" but as that's literally yer whole life.....
 
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That was posted on a gif of a kitten hiding in a slipper. I think that might be another of her kinks :/
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Yeah, they just become dispersed energy but STAPH gets to be a sexy cat succubus that fucks Satan.

Ain't there that whole 'beware false prophets'? Cause I put any definitive statements of the great unknown under that warning. Glad Staph has the grand mysteries of life and death figured out.

Yes, some goddamn smelly sped in her parents basement.
 
So normal people’s souls go “ rejoin the energetic makeup of the universe” but Staph gets to chill in hell with her daddy Satan. So, is she religious or not? Are demons real or not? Are ghosts just emotions tethered to this world or can they change their gender and sexual orientation post mortem? God, is she consistent on anything??
 
So normal people’s souls go “ rejoin the energetic makeup of the universe” but Staph gets to chill in hell with her daddy Satan. So, is she religious or not? Are demons real or not? Are ghosts just emotions tethered to this world or can they change their gender and sexual orientation post mortem? God, is she consistent on anything??
Maybe just regular people disintegrate into energy and celebrity ghosts stay around so people like staph can keep them as imaginary friends. Answers the question of why she didn't pick some random unknowns as her ghost husbandos
 
Maybe......ghosts......don't exist.

:thinking:
>ghosts don't exist

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Oh dear god, then what'll await stephy once she inevitably dies from a combination of her lack of hygiene, exercise, and being cyber bullied by some autists online? Will she just cease to exist? Will she transfer to a more horrible plane of existence where all scream for naught as they are slowly consumed to becoming part of Legion's hive mind? Will she be transfered to a different eldritch location where monsters so terrifying that no language that did, is, and will exist can properly capture how vile and horrifying they are roam and reign supreme?

WHAT'LL AWAIT THE WOMB WIZARD WHEN SHE DIES? WHAT'LL HAPPEN!?
 
>ghosts don't exist

>extestentialcrisis.png

Oh dear god, then what'll await stephy once she inevitably dies from a combination of her lack of hygiene, exercise, and being cyber bullied by some autists online? Will she just cease to exist? Will she transfer to a more horrible plane of existence where all scream for naught as they are slowly consumed to becoming part of Legion's hive mind? Will she be transfered to a different eldritch location where monsters so terrifying that no language that did, is, and will exist can properly capture how vile and horrifying they are roam and reign supreme?

WHAT'LL AWAIT THE WOMB WIZARD WHEN SHE DIES? WHAT'LL HAPPEN!?
Find out in our next episode of Staph n friends
 
>ghosts don't exist

>extestentialcrisis.png

Oh dear god, then what'll await stephy once she inevitably dies from a combination of her lack of hygiene, exercise, and being cyber bullied by some autists online? Will she just cease to exist? Will she transfer to a more horrible plane of existence where all scream for naught as they are slowly consumed to becoming part of Legion's hive mind? Will she be transfered to a different eldritch location where monsters so terrifying that no language that did, is, and will exist can properly capture how vile and horrifying they are roam and reign supreme?

WHAT'LL AWAIT THE WOMB WIZARD WHEN SHE DIES? WHAT'LL HAPPEN!?
we all know steph's reading this thread, do you think she'll interpret this post as suicide bait? will kiwifarms yet again take another innocent transgender life?
(:optimistic:but seriously steph don't off yourself, i do have sincere hope you can get better, you just need to grow thicker skin and get a real therapist. do you know how many cows on KF are no longer cows because they just stopped being cows? :optimistic:)
if anything i think she'd fade off the plane of existence if autists weren't cyber bullying her. she's such a mega NEET that any attention is good attention. it's all she has going on for her in life. it's the only thing that gets her out of bed in the morning - checking the KF thread and throwing a tantrum on mastodon. maybe if she gets a job and friends she can focus on becoming happier and doing more productive things, but right now she's content to stew in misery and pretend-work on her non profit thing.
 
>ghosts don't exist

>extestentialcrisis.png

Oh dear god, then what'll await stephy once she inevitably dies from a combination of her lack of hygiene, exercise, and being cyber bullied by some autists online? Will she just cease to exist? Will she transfer to a more horrible plane of existence where all scream for naught as they are slowly consumed to becoming part of Legion's hive mind? Will sh
e transfered to a different eldritch location where monsters so terrifying that no language that did, is, and will exist can properly capture how vile and horrifying they are roam and reign supreme?

WHAT'LL AWAIT THE WOMB WIZARD WHEN SHE DIES? WHAT'LL HAPPEN!?

Worm food.
Nothing but worm food.
 
Honestly I don't see Staph ever getting better. The only evolution I can see is Staph becoming the next John S. Bulla.

Insane ramblings. Thinks they're owed sex or relationships without needing to do anything in return. Delusional. Satan's only friend. Terrible fashion sense. You do the math.
I really miss ol' John. (Sexually)
 
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