My Diagnosis Situation Type Deal | Vlogmas Day 9 - 12/9/19

[Twinkie]

And she won't be able to leave the vet without paying her bill like she does at the ER. They just won't give her the dog back (and charge her boarding fees) until she pays or sets up a monthly automatic bank withdrawal.

assuming that's what it is (and admittedly it's a big assumption), anyone with compassion who had this happen and couldn't afford it--though she can--would put their dog down. lezbereal she's just going to have twinkie carry on living in pain. even if she weren't a cheapskate, this is the bitch who pitched a fit over a simple spay procedure.

it is possible for dogs with back injury to heal without surgery but the odds of successful nonsurgical recovery probably go way down if the animal is morbidly obese.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

Jesus gorl can't even be concerned for her "baybee" enough to call the emergency line, a simple google search reveals there's an after hours emergency number and in a neighboring town!!! .... We're not idiots Hambeast.

The closest Chili's is about 20 miles away - LINK
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Thank you for posting that. I was about to lose my shit if Hambeast drove two hours away to go to a god damned Chili's, yet can't be bothered to drive 20 mins to take Twinkie Stor to the vet. I don't even like Twinkie Stor; but you're an absolute wretched waste of human life if you can't even be bothered to take your sick/injured pet to a vet, that you just "love sooooo much". But you leave her home anyway to go to Walmart, freaking yet again, and then out to eat. I wish someone would take Rarity and Wasabi and give them a better life.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

And she won't be able to leave the vet without paying her bill like she does at the ER. They just won't give her the dog back (and charge her boarding fees) until she pays or sets up a monthly automatic bank withdrawal.

I've never heard of a vet in America doing this. Emergency vets demand payment at time of service, but I don't know a single vet who doesn't accept payment plans. The catch is I also don't know a vet who would hesitate a second to sell your debt to a collection agency if you make a habit out of not making your payments. The vet clinic I used to work at gave you one missed payment and she sold that shit off to an agency who had no issue suing people.

 

[Viridian]

Since she insists that there was no vet available and has convinced herself that she could do nothing more, she expects everyone to be satisfied with that too. I guess she forgot that people are going to look that shit up. Maybe she thought that dumping Twinkie's plight in with the dx bullshit would be a pity distraction. Her mental acrobatics are always a puzzle.

It was absolutely meant as a pity distraction. The focus was entirely on how she was so sad and cried so much and was so worried u gais 4 really realz! Twinkie's real physical pain was treated as completely secondary to Cryinglynn going through the melodramatic motions of pretending to give a fuck about her pet. She wanted people to feel bad for her that her dog was unwell as a sympathy buffer to her confessing her diagnoses being 100% caused by her being a morbidly obese sow who never washes (as the haydurs have said all along). "You can't be mean to me or criticize me now, cuz I'm upset about my pet being in pain!"

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Big Al doesn't usually make me the least bit MOTI, but I just can't stand the way she not only neglects her pets, but now is deliberately using their suffering as fodder for her low effort vlogs. The fact she was willing to have Beggy drive half an hour to go to Chili's but couldn't be assed to have her drive the extra 5 minutes tops to take her to an emergency vet makes me both angry and sad.

 

[sperginity]

Ok forgive my lack of cellulitis knowledge, coz, ya know, not a fat sped....

But can cellulitis just bypass the point of infection? Like I would assume it would have started as a toe/nail infection then spread into her skin right? Which brings me to my point: how the fuck do you not notice you have an infection on your foot for over a MONTH!‽

Like can cellulitis be 'dormant'? Or is the more likely option that Amber is a fat tard who is too stupid/obese to notice her body is rotting away?

ETA: my blood boiling rage at not taking Twinkie to a vet immediately got bypassed by this nonsense. Fuck that cunt, she shouldn't be allowed animals (things we already know #4123).

cellulitis is infection of the layer tissue beneath the skin. its the padding of fat that normal people have between the skin and underlying muscle, and it is an excellent medium for bacterial growth. Anything that pierces the skin to that depth can turn into cellulitis (or I suppose if something were to bypass the cuticle in someone as fat as AL). It isn't really dormant, you either have it or you don't, but it is much harder to notice in a person who is AL's size because the early signs are warmth and swelling in the area that is infected. She is squooshy all over and has rolls and cannot reach places to notice the changes. You have to wait awhile for it to cause a fever. The infection forms an abscess (a pocket of pus), depending on if it is close to the surface or not doctors may or may not choose to drain it.

Lol "skinny people get cellulitis too" yeah if you're 80 years old or a crackhead. Wash more you fat fuck.

most otherwise healthy people who get cellulitis get it from spider bites. The depth of a spider's bite is juuust right to punch any skin bacteria into the correct tissue depth to cause cellulitis. Skinny people get cellulitis more often in places with higher populations of spiders, but also if the place they are bitten has more subcutaneous fat on it (like thighs, butt cheeks, stomachs, etc).

I don't want people to get misinformed, while cellulitis is more likely if you're fat and gross, it is a pretty common infection so thin and hygienic people get it plenty. The important thing is to get to a doctor before it forms an abscess and becomes harder to treat. Cellulitis is unpredictable, in some people it becomes very serious.

 

[mekalekahi]

That cajun shrimp plate she got was 2500 to 4500 depending on the portion she got plus the chips

 

[Twinkie]

It was absolutely meant as a pity distraction. The focus was entirely on how she was so sad and cried so much and was so worried u gais 4 really realz! Twinkie's real physical pain was treated as completely secondary to Cryinglynn going through the melodramatic motions of pretending to give a fuck about her pet. She wanted people to feel bad for her that her dog was unwell as a sympathy buffer to her confessing her diagnoses being 100% caused by her being a morbidly obese sow who never washes (as the haydurs have said all along). "You can't be mean to me or criticize me now, cuz I'm upset about my pet being in pain!"

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Big Al doesn't usually make me the least bit MOTI, but I just can't stand the way she not only neglects her pets, but now is deliberately using their suffering as fodder for her low effort vlogs. The fact she was willing to have Beggy drive half an hour to go to Chili's but couldn't be assed to have her drive the extra 5 minutes tops to take her to an emergency vet makes me both angry and sad.

i hadn't thought about that. it kinda gives me hope that it might be bullshit, and maybe twinkie's fine.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Looks almost like Beggys sister

Also THIS CLICKBAITING CUNT

 

[Phalanx]

Hey that looks a fuck like the sister it might be, if not she’s a doppelgänger

 

[DJAndyMD]

She'll drive two hours for a shitty chain restaurant but not for twinko.

It’s because she is selfish! She is one of those people who sees owning a dog as an accessory. She will do the bare minimum like feed it, take it out to the bathroom, and play with it with the smallest effort of movement. It’s like a teenage girl who has a baby because they are cute to have around but will try to shrug the bigger responsibilities without being seen as a bad mom.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I've never heard of a vet in America doing this. Emergency vets demand payment at time of service, but I don't know a single vet who doesn't accept payment plans. The catch is I also don't know a vet who would hesitate a second to sell your debt to a collection agency if you make a habit out of not making your payments. The vet clinic I used to work at gave you one missed payment and she sold that shit off to an agency who had no issue suing people.

Right. But Amber's not going to show up at an emergency vet and waddle out with her animal without paying her bill, or setting up payment options.

WHICH... you know how she's always bitching about her debit card limit? She decided to blow her limit at Wommart and Chili's rather than taking her fat broken dog to the vet for emergency care, because Twinkie can just eat a dick.

 

[IBrokeBob]

how do you have a bladder infection for 6 weeks??
how did u fuck up so bad.

Proteus Mirabilis booboo. She just might have a kidney stone lodged up in that 600 lbs. A uti that wont go away could cause a kidney stone made of infection . Holding in urine and immobility makes it the perfect storm. Then the infection CANT go away till the stone is gone. But the stone is likely lodged in in the massive nonmoving bulk that is amberlyn.

Left untreated long enough, the stone grows, filling the branches of the kidney until it becomes too big to move or to be broken up. its called a staghorn stone because it resembles staghorn coral in the ocean.

Then it must be removed by surgery by cutting thru the back, into the kidney and jamming a huge tube in there to get to the stone. can u imagine the force needed to bust thru about a foot of fat looking for her kidney?? Then the huge tube remains in place for days. Lotsa fun to be had.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Twinkie was wandering around behind her while she was talking about her diagnosis. Does it look like she's behaving differently than before? I can't tell.

 

[marjoram]

I've nothing to say that hasn't already been said so I'll just join in the chorus with FUCK YOU AL, YOU FILTHY FAT ASSHOLE

ETA: there was a jump cut when Twinks got behind the behemoth on the bed

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Friendly reminder that everything Amber says is through the lens of a complete narcissist:

- She can do no wrong
- She is the most caring person ever
- She is living her best life and is super popular
- Nothing ever goes really wrong in her life

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

Eating out (yuck) is around $20 for two normal sized people before tip and that's without dessert. So I can't even fathom how much they spent at Chili's. Probably pretty comparable to the initial cost at the ER vet.

 

[Xenomorph]

This fat fuck can have her fucking butler drive her to Lexington for fucking Cheesecake Factory but wont go to a pet hospital for the pet she supposedly loves?

Fuck this bitch.

Also love that suble shade she threw at thumb for not helping her with her trotter but Dusty swooped in and helped instead
And how fucking dirty can you be to get cellutius twice in your life and have constant bladder infections and I know shes baking in her underpants from yeast from the antibiodics she would never willingly buy yogurt to eat it.

 

[SweetDee]

 

[sperginity]

how do you have a bladder infection for 6 weeks??
how did u fuck up so bad.

its multiple rounds of antibiotics failing, which is becoming a more common issue. While being fat makes you more likely to get a random infection, the specific germ being picked up in any given infection is 100% luck, picking up a resistant bug could happen to anyone. There isn't a lot of $$$ to be made in coming up with new antibiotics, and they take a long time to develop, so drug companies funneled R&D money into other ventures. The government has done nothing to pick up the slack. Maybe it won't be a disaster, but I really don't see how it won't be. Maybe if they can engineer bacteria killing viruses or something.... we are all probably screwed though. Take care of your health, kiwis.

Most of the time when you get diagnosed with a UTI, the doctor will order a culture + sensitivity, the sensitivity part means they test different antibiotics on the culture to see what is most effective. A lot of the time the sensitivity cannot be performed if the sample isn't collected through a catheter or through a clean catch urine collection (you have to wipe with disinfecting towlettes and catch the urine mid stream). A clean catch would be really really difficult to get on AL because of her size. If the sample isn't correctly collected then a bunch of germs from the surrounding skin gets swept up into the pee sample and it is hard to figure out what is in the bladder and what is from the skin. So its kind of like playing whack a mole with antibiotics. Last year the press picked up stories about UTIs that were resistant to all known antibiotics. In those cases you have to rely on your immune system to work well enough to keep you alive.

 

[Twinkie]

@sperginity do you think it's possible it's the same bladder infection she had this summer? (meaning it never went away)