Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

[Rausch]

Maddox attempts to act like a Hollywood player, demonstrating that brazen, shameless hypocrisy of Hollywood elites who stay well inside the lines of contemporary SJWry. When Emma Thompson flies first class to London to get cheered by cretins at a climate change rally as she demands more taxes and regulations on small businesses, the reaction of decent free-thinking adults is to be appalled at the hypocrisy of it and wonder what kind of idiot she must be to not understand how she looks. But she probably isn't oblivious to it and she knows she's an enormous hypocrite but she doesn't care because fuck you, we're Hollywood, we're better than you and we deserve the private jets and you deserve to eat the bugs in your rented accommodation. So that's Maddox's act. I'm not saying he isn't an idiot who has completely lost touch with reality, but he probably knows on some level that he's a fucking hypocrite and he doesn't care, because fuck you he's a comedy "expert" and he's Hollywood and yes you deserve it when he attempts to dox you and get people to call your employer for being edgy and making fun of him on the Internet even though he was arguably the first notorious Internet shitlord and everything he once had came from that.

But while Leonardo di Caprio gets to act like he just wants to save the planet while paying to burn down the Amazon rainforest, Maddox isn't Hollywood. He isn't even San Fernando Valley porn industry. So whenever he cautiously avoids a particular topic because he's heard a rumour that a friend of a friend told him about Spielberg hating it when people joke about that, he's not being a Hollywood player playing the game, he's just a pathetic wannabe that is 30 years too old for any Hollywood exec to even be interested in a blow job from.

 

[Pissmaster]

Maddox is holed up in his cuckshed literally shaking because he saw Friends on Netflix while Hayley Mancini and Chad Thundercock are having the time of their lives in Japan hahahahahaha

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

I am not all surprised to learn that the very idea of friends triggers Maddox.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

I am not all surprised to learn that the very idea of friends triggers Maddox.

"Ffffuh-rends? Are those like exploitable idiots? How much money can I get from them? Can I fuck them?"

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

So Dick had Boogie2988 call into his show this week:

He must've forgotten that time he went into a tirade in the middle of his show about how Boogie is a fat e-begging fuck with stupid horse teeth. Or the fact that Boogie is friends with Maddox and most likely doesn't consider his huge career-ending lawsuit crusade to be that big a deal.

Seriously, what is Masterson even doing? First he has Andy Signore on just so he can white knight Mundane Matt in a later stream and now he's trying to make content with Maddox apologists. And you know he's just going to shrug off any criticisms saying it's for the sake of "muh comedy."

Speaking of shit guests, I also forgot to mention that Chaggot guy who hijacked the episode Ralph flew across the country to be part of.

 

[ButterBar]

He must've forgotten that time he went into a tirade in the middle of his show about how Boogie is a fat e-begging fuck with stupid horse teeth. Or the fact that Boogie is friends with Maddox and most likely doesn't consider his huge career-ending lawsuit crusade to be that big a deal.

Seriously, what is Masterson even doing? First he has Andy Signore on just so he can white knight Mundane Matt in a later stream and now he's trying to make content with Maddox apologists. And you know he's just going to shrug off any criticisms saying it's for the sake of "muh comedy."

Dick made the biggest problem because he could tard wrangle Maddox and make a lot of money. He wants to make a show with Boogie because he can tard wrangle him and make a lot of money. You can see it in the interview. Dick wants boogie to talk and say the shit he does so he goads him into saying entertaining stuff. The fat rolls of boogie are far more moldable than the pudgy yet skeletal Maddox. Remember, Dick constantly says that Maddox can come back whenever he wants, and I believe it, so of course he'd be willing to have Boogie if he were willing to do a show with him.

 

[Slimy Time]

So Dick had Boogie2988 call into his show this week:
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He must've forgotten that time he went into a tirade in the middle of his show about how Boogie is a fat e-begging fuck with stupid horse teeth. Or the fact that Boogie is friends with Maddox and most likely doesn't consider his huge career-ending lawsuit crusade to be that big a deal.

Seriously, what is Masterson even doing? First he has Andy Signore on just so he can white knight Mundane Matt in a later stream and now he's trying to make content with Maddox apologists. And you know he's just going to shrug off any criticisms saying it's for the sake of "muh comedy."

If 1488 was friends with Maddox before, he certainly won't be after appearing on The Dick Show. If people prod/let things take its course, we might get a cowfight between Boogie and his legion of fans and Maddox, and it will be funny.

 

[break these cuffs]

Seriously, what is Masterson even doing?

He is an e-celeb aka a giant faggot.

 

[Rekkington]

So Dick had Boogie2988 call into his show this week:
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He must've forgotten that time he went into a tirade in the middle of his show about how Boogie is a fat e-begging fuck with stupid horse teeth. Or the fact that Boogie is friends with Maddox and most likely doesn't consider his huge career-ending lawsuit crusade to be that big a deal.

Seriously, what is Masterson even doing? First he has Andy Signore on just so he can white knight Mundane Matt in a later stream and now he's trying to make content with Maddox apologists. And you know he's just going to shrug off any criticisms saying it's for the sake of "muh comedy."

So we are mad that he's not putting enough emotion into eDrama now?

 

[Pissmaster]

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Dick made the biggest problem because he could tard wrangle Maddox and make a lot of money. He wants to make a show with Boogie because he can tard wrangle him and make a lot of money.

Good point. Dick's probably going to need to now that his $15K christmas gifts got ruined.

So we are mad that he's not putting enough emotion into eDrama now?

The more entertaining episodes of the Dick Show tend to be the ones that rip into internet losers. Otherwise it's just him talking about melodrama in LA or how being a boomer is hard.

 

[Wesley Willis]

I cringed the most when Dick had Thernovitch on and acted like it was a big deal.

 

[Pissmaster]

I cringed the most when Dick had Thernovitch on and acted like it was a big deal.

Not gonna lie, us Trump guys that got ostracized when half of our friends turned into screeching idiots over the 2016 election ended up floating towards some dodgy types for a little while, which is how people like Cernovich and Andrew Torba of Gab.ai got anywhere, including appearing on TDS.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

His guests are generally pretty shit. I do like Vito and hell, even Chris the Kiwi gets a couple chuckles out of me at least, but even recently he’s had some bombs like Denise McAllister and for some reason, he kept inviting cripples onto the show and hearing them pretend to be ladies men was cringy as fuck.

 

[RussianParasite]

His guests are generally pretty shit. I do like Vito and hell, even Chris the Kiwi gets a couple chuckles out of me at least, but even recently he’s had some bombs like Denise McAllister and for some reason, he kept inviting cripples onto the show and hearing them pretend to be ladies men was cringy as fuck.

The show goes through phases for sure. Not every episode is going to be outrageously funny and that is okay. It makes me, at least, appreciate the truly great episodes even more. Dick has reliably put out great content week after week for years now and I think deserves a lot of credit for doing so.

Edit: ignore this next paragraph. Thank you @Pissmaster General for pointing out that a thread does in fact exist.

Quick thought: this Lolcow thread is supposed to be about Maddox. Would it be worth while to explore launching a separate thread for The Dick Show somewhere else on KF (none exist that I am aware of)? I refuse to participate in the gay subreddit or cancerous Facebook pages devoted to the show. Maybe us Kiwis can manage our autism a little better?

 

[Pissmaster]

The show goes through phases for sure. Not every episode is going to be outrageously funny and that is okay. It makes me, at least, appreciate the truly great episodes even more. Dick has reliably put out great content week after week for years now and I think deserves a lot of credit for doing so.

Quick thought: this Lolcow thread is supposed to be about Maddox. Would it be worth while to explore launching a separate thread for The Dick Show somewhere else on KF (none exist that I am aware of)? I refuse to participate in the gay subreddit or cancerous Facebook pages devoted to the show. Maybe us Kiwis can manage our autism a little better?

There's a woefully unused thread in Multimedia:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dick-mastersons-the-dick-show.49366/

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Maddox can’t help but be cucked by Dick even in his own lolcow thread.

 

[Pissmaster]

Dick's acting like a lolcow right now

There's a contest on Reddit where Dick is giving away $100 to whomever can scream at someone named Mad Mike the best. Who is Mad Mike?

Mad Mike is just a guy who complained about the show's quality lately. The thread got upvoted pretty heavily, because Mad Mike raised some great points. This week's episode, #185, had a long portion where he had a few furries talk in detail about a furry orgy they had at a convention. It was... more than a little bit offputting, to say the least. If you're already getting disappointed in the show's quality, that's plenty enough to break the camel's back.

So instead of heading off the criticism that the show's been earning over time, Dick's siccing his personal army on u/MadMikeLove, a random-ass Redditor who got a whole 90 karma points on his post criticizing Dick, and paying $100 to do so. That's spiteful as fuck.

(posting this here in the Maddox thread because nobody reads the TDS thread in Multimedia)

 

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Dick's acting like a lolcow right now

There's a contest on Reddit where Dick is giving away $100 to whomever can scream at someone named Mad Mike the best. Who is Mad Mike?

Mad Mike is just a guy who complained about the show's quality lately. The thread got upvoted pretty heavily, because Mad Mike raised some great points. This week's episode, #185, had a long portion where he had a few furries talk in detail about a furry orgy they had at a convention. It was... more than a little bit offputting, to say the least. If you're already getting disappointed in the show's quality, that's plenty enough to break the camel's back.

So instead of heading off the criticism that the show's been earning over time, Dick's siccing his personal army on u/MadMikeLove, a random-ass Redditor who got a whole 90 karma points on his post criticizing Dick, and paying $100 to do so. That's spiteful as fuck.

(posting this here in the Maddox thread because nobody reads the TDS thread in Multimedia)

Hasn't the Dick Show always been mainly about Dick's hedonism/libertarianism? The furry thing was weird, but it is just how furries are.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Hello yes I am back for more negrates.

Dick is acting like a lolcow because he is a lolcow. Look, I kept my mouth shut when Lowtax showed up here and everyone bafflingly licked his asshole, I kept my mouth mostly shut when everyone was sure Mumkey was going to kill himself, I even kept my mouth shut about Vic when he got that asshole judge. But this time I'm calling it.

This man willingly surrounds himself with other lolcows both on and offline. He lives in California and rubs elbows with degenerate SJW types. He's involved in polyamory, and cucks his pathetic lolcow girlfriend with other pathetic women who were probably molested as children. Which, by the way, is actually why Maddox was so butthurt over this whole 80s girl situation- He wasn't mad that his ex was dating his former friend, he was pissed that Dick sniped his cuckqueen he was planning to use to cuck his girlfriend. Funny how Dick never came clean about that bit, huh?

The only thing that sets Dick apart from all of his friends is that he has a little bit of business acumen and can somewhat keep his mouth shut. But mark my words, the longer this goes on the more that's going to degrade. The way he lives his life and these values are in direct confrontation, and Dick is eventually going to follow every other lolcow and sacrifice those traits on the altar of Current Year.

Newproject2 has some use right now- and more than anything it's just that there's no other choice. But someone else better step up to the plate soon, and Null and anyone else using it as a source of money better be looking hard and long at other options, because it's going to come crashing to the ground because Dick is a lolcow.

Thus is the Doom of the Displeased Black Lab Puppy. So it has been borked, so it shall come to pass.