DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

DSPs a camwhore without the whore.

What about Kat? Does she count?

 

[Nixxit]

DSPs a camwhore without the whore.

Are you sure ? Willing to bet DSP is not that far off the average woman's breasts.

If he just tilted the camera slightly downward it would be a tittycam.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

What about Kat? Does she count?

Of course she cunt

Are you sure ? Willing to bet DSP is not that far off the average woman's breasts.

If he just tilted the camera slightly downward it would be a tittycam.

Daily reminder that DSP can hold his breasts with entire hands

 

[Adamska]

The sperging about Pig's mantits is getting really weird and gay... in the bad way. Do we have a thread for that?

 

[Army Burger]

DSPs a camwhore without the whore.

One might say that she's a camhorse

 

[actually]

The sperging about Pig's mantits is getting really weird and gay... in the bad way. Do we have a thread for that?

Please God no.

 

[Heckler1]

For whatever reason this dude just attracts losers with deep pockets that step up when he begs for their money.

I think its more that he attracts pathetic ecosystems. The whales and pay porpoises are attracted by the basic emotional manipulation loop Phil puts out, but this loop also attracts his most rabid fans "da detractorz". People who claim to ironically give him money to trigger the pig, but are really just all contributing to his overall piggy bank. The end result is a cycle that continues to feed itself (despite the occasional lull) while ideally we just sit and laugh at people being ridiculous.

 

[Windows 98]

tuning into some grade A goldmine rant about his ex boyfriend rambo right now. recycled shit about him never apologizing to him, never telling him their true feelings, etc. this rant is going on 15 minutes or longer.

he also admits to having never spoken to his maid-wife prior to her moving in; TEXT RELATIONSHIP ONLY DOODS!

edit: still going. he said they wanted "an easy out of the relationship." they don't have a "shred of decency left." wow

edit2: "every day I still think about it. it hurts. I was completely betrayed by those guys. it was one of the worst things to happen to me."

 

[Forbidden Math]

tuning into some grade A goldmine rant about his ex boyfriend rambo right now. recycled shit about him never apologizing to him, never telling him their true feelings, etc. this rant is going on 15 minutes or longer.

he also admits to having never spoken to his maid-wife prior to her moving in; TEXT RELATIONSHIP ONLY DOODS!

edit: still going. he said they wanted "an easy out of the relationship." they don't have a "shred of decency left." wow

But now he's like "I don't let it get to me." Bahahaha.

 

[actually]

If anybody makes clips or videos from tonight's ranting and raving, please drop them in the Minecraft thread. I just bumped it.

 

[Fallgout Boy]

he also admits to having never spoken to his maid-wife prior to her moving in; TEXT RELATIONSHIP ONLY DOODS!

Wait, what? Whuuuaaatttt? HUUUUH?

Is there a clip of this? He's supposedly flown out to see her, and had her flown out to come see him several times throughout the year when he was "sick" for a week at a time. And we know for a fact that she's been in the Salt Fort, thanks to the autistic pictures of the back of her head decorating a Christmas tree.

What retarded point was he trying to make with this ridiculously transparent lie?

Or did he just accidentally let slip that Kat had been living there for months prior to the reveal in February? I mean... There's certainly a precedent for him hiding cats. I just can't believe that fool let a perfectly good $5000 " pahsitive reveal" goal slip through his fingers.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Wait, what? Whuuuaaatttt? HUUUUH?

Is there a clip of this? He's supposedly flown out to see her, and had her flown out to come see him several times throughout the year when he was "sick" for a week at a time. And we know for a fact that she's been in the Salt Fort, thanks to the autistic pictures of the back of her head decorating a Christmas tree.

What exceptional point was he trying to make with this ridiculously transparent lie?

Or did he just accidentally let slip that Kat had been living there for months prior to the reveal in February? I mean... There's certainly a precedent for him hiding cats. I just can't believe that fool let a perfectly good $5000 " pahsitive reveal" goal slip through his fingers.

Another option would be that we all got the escort saga wrong, and Phil actually did hire a redheaded stripper for a weekend and took pictures of her for Instagram.

 

[Shambler]

Another option would be that we all got the escort saga wrong, and Phil actually did hire a redheaded stripper for a weekend and took pictures of her for Instagram.

i really love phils excuse of protecting his family (fuck his parents though) it make him the least reliable story teller ever to the point even known details are basically thrown out in favor of his own new narrative

 

[Immortal Technique]

To answer MoraMoria's question: Yes. Phil believes that if you watch his streams or watch his YouTube videos, you owe him money for the "entertainment" he provides. He has constantly complained about the "freeloaders" who just show up and watch without ever "contributing" so he doesn't have to change his hermit lifestyle.

It is the baseline for his hatred of re-streamers. The viewers of those streams owe him "contributions." I truly believe he is oblivious that people watch those streams because they shit all over him and despise him, and the broadcaster/viewers have a mutual humorous disdain for him.

He thinks those viewers enjoy his content and not the broadcaster shitting on him non-stop. Dave has no concept of a hate watcher. Funnily enough, the hate watchers are so abundant that re-streamer is more popular than him.....the streamer.

 

[MoonRocker]

It is the baseline for his hatred of re-streamers. The viewers of those streams owe him "contributions." I truly believe he is oblivious that people watch those streams because they shit all over him and despise him, and the broadcaster/viewers have a mutual humorous disdain for him.

He thinks those viewers enjoy his content and not the broadcaster shitting on him non-stop. Dave has no concept of a hate watcher. Funnily enough, the hate watchers are so abundant that re-streamer is more popular than him.....the streamer.

It’s the same logical fallacy that all these movies/ games studios use whenever they denounce piracy: you owe them money for consuming their products even though someone pirating their products doesn’t guarantee that people would have purchased it in the first place. Basically, one account of piracy != one lost sale.

Phil’s mind operates similarly. Simply because you’re watching a re-stream of his own content, the donations going through the illegal, immoral, and mentally ill re-streamers should all be going to him.

Ziggy Piggy doesn’t understand that people who watch the re-streams are there to collectively shit/ hate/ make fun of him. And if the re-streams weren’t available, they simply wouldn’t watch him. His mind doesn’t compute this simple fact. He truly believes that the 1,500 people watching Tevin would simply come on his channel if Tevin were to be banned from YT.

As usual, the solution to stop people from re-streaming you is unbelievably simple: just let people who hate you come on your Twitch channel and embrace the toxicity. Forsen, tyler1, GreedGodx and other toxic communities on Twitch thrive as such. Just let people spam, be toxic, stream snipe you and fuck with you. And watch the donations flow.

But this reluctance to simply accept reality is what makes Phil a prominent lolcow... that and his many other endearing qualities such as his manchild ego and thin-skinned personality that would never enable him to brush off these insults and not take them personally is what prevents him from operating as described above.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Wait, what? Whuuuaaatttt? HUUUUH?

Is there a clip of this? He's supposedly flown out to see her, and had her flown out to come see him several times throughout the year when he was "sick" for a week at a time. And we know for a fact that she's been in the Salt Fort, thanks to the autistic pictures of the back of her head decorating a Christmas tree.

What exceptional point was he trying to make with this ridiculously transparent lie?

Or did he just accidentally let slip that Kat had been living there for months prior to the reveal in February? I mean... There's certainly a precedent for him hiding cats. I just can't believe that fool let a perfectly good $5000 " pahsitive reveal" goal slip through his fingers.

Let’s all calm down, he was saying he never talked to her on the phone, only through texts. Nothing to do with when she moved in or how many times she visited him before the final move, he was just being typical dark and admitting he’s afraid of basic human interaction to the point he refused phone calls while they were “dating” and stuck to text messaging. Given kats previous living deal, I’m sure it made it easier to cheat with phil since she never had to worry about him wanting some late phone calls while she was with Subaru man

It does make it weird in the sense that this means she never heard this dude’s voice before visiting him, outside of if she watched a video or stream of his, still weird to visit someone on the other side of the country before having at least one phone conversation. But based on all the forensic files I’ve watched it seems like people cheating on someone love to keep it as impersonal as possible and sticking to emailing the other person or text messaging

 

[Dolphins Rise Up]

I thought last night's highlight would be him flip-flopping on why he can't do DSP Tries It with the air fryer his parents just sent him. "I can't edit. Wait, I do have editing software. Uh, I don't like editing. Actually, I do like editing."

Fast-forwarding, in DSP fashion, it's hard to tell what he meant during the talk about being Text-only with Khet. Everything's vague and all over the place while trying to be precise.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I thought last night's highlight would be him flip-flopping on why he can't do DSP Tries It with the air fryer his parents just sent him. "I can't edit. Wait, I do have editing software. Uh, I don't like editing. Actually, I do like editing."

Fast-forwarding, in DSP fashion, it's hard to tell what he meant during the talk about being Text-only with Khet. Everything's vague and all over the place while trying to be precise.

I mean I thought it was pretty clear, he said they never wasted time talking on the phone, texting is faster and more convenient. Which is true, I’ve met plenty of women from your typical dating apps and I’ve never called any of them on the phone before going out. It’s weird in Phil’s case though because they were dating for like what 6ish months? She visits him multiple times across the country, like they obviously got “serious” at some point yet they still never just talked on the phone?

It’s also different because it’s not some local thot online, it’s a bitch across the country, you would think you’d wanna be a little more comfortable than just texting a dude before going that distance to meet him. If anything this only makes kat more questionable and makes me wonder about her sanity or how desperate she was, or how much she’s playing dark. In my experience most women I’ve dated like wasting your fucking time on the phone, but given she was cheating on a man and dark is a very, very busy streamer both of them being emotionally crippled losers to the point they don’t wanna have a phone conversation was a positive.

I feel like this also loops back to a weird comment he made around the time he revealed kat, I think people were saying he needs to try dating again and he made some weird comment about not having time and women don’t stay up late or something. Maybe kat sleeping next to another man got in the way of fun night calls before bed

 

[Fallgout Boy]

Let’s all calm down, he was saying he never talked to her on the phone, only through texts. Nothing to do with when she moved in or how many times she visited him before the final move, he was just being typical dark and admitting he’s afraid of basic human interaction to the point he refused phone calls while they were “dating” and stuck to text messaging. Given kats previous living deal, I’m sure it made it easier to cheat with phil since she never had to worry about him wanting some late phone calls while she was with Subaru man

Could you even imagine what a phone call between these two people would have been like? I mean, they had that white hot robust chemistry on camera, so just imagine what it would have been like during the hot and heavy cheating days. All that awkward silence and snorting, Kat answering every question with "yeah..." or "okay....", followed by more awkward silence. Real soulmate talk.

I think it's best for all parties involved that it never happened. They needed several months in between visits to build up a week's worth of kahnversation.

 

[Wurstbrot]

I think the subs are reason why he was singing so much during the Lion King stream. If he loved the music so much wouldn't you let it play out, I doubt chiptuned Lion King music is in the Youtube ID system.

In Phil's mind, if he won't sing or humm then nobody understands Phil's live opinion. Phil has to interact with the music because he's an honest uncensored guy. He is the star, Phil. Pay attention to the Phil and just the Phil. Phil is the important part.

In his head, as he sings, everyone positively rocks to Phil's enjoyment because if he has a CHILL FUN time then everyone has a CHILL FUN time. And a CHILL FUN time also means MONEY, which leads to even more joy in anticipation and clowning around until someone pops Phil's bubble.

Would Phil keep the music playing and shut up if he'd know he's way too loud and you can't actually enjoy what he hears? Can't he just dance like the pig he is? Would he do that if he'd know he's annoying? The guy who tortures the audience with a never ending stream of garbage remixes of his annoying voice?

Spoiler

*BOTTLE CRUNCH*

It seems stupid to criticize his serious attempt of an engagement, especially when the alternatives are dead silence or dumb headed rage. But here is the bottom line, the gods honest truth and I'm not even kidding:
He has no talent. Nowhere. He fails at comedy, timing, gaming skills, social skills, business decisions, voice, looks, common sense, creativity, engagement and braveness, an open mind, being honest, forming opinions, ... you name it, Phil won't have it.