Twitter 12/7 - Chris triggered over fanart redesigns, sick with UTI

[Blow Standard]

There's also the.....cock-less strapon he wears (or used to wear?) to squish his hideous growth down and fit into panties and thongs. Then the un-clit 2.0 situation. God only knows what he does with those tampons. It's practically begging for all kinds of infections.

Jesus, there is literally not one thing that is not horrifying about Chris's nether regions.

Wtf is he using tampons for? Does he seriously think he has a menstrual cycle or something? I feel like he should watch the episode of South Park where Mr. Garrison finds out he can’t have a period because he isn’t a real woman.

Then again, Chris will just say he’s an exception because he’s a CPU goddess or something. Since, y’know, I see all the goddesses in line at Walgreens to get their tampons.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

@Second Missing Primarch or anyone else doing the TSSSF video transcript, could that part about the redesign be covered next for quoting on the CWCki?

“Don’t— Don’t try to logic this! We’re beyond logic.” -Chris at 1:10:45

Perhaps the best quote to sum up everything as of late. Some fine nuggets of gold are in there for those who’re insane enough to dig.

 

[Rogowski]

Because she doesn't want to be on the farms. She's too introverted. Plus she doesn't want to be associated with a site known for trolling and doxing if it's going to put her at risk.

She should drop whatever correspondence they head with each other and move on nobody will mess with her for that.

 

[muh_moobs]

If Chris was slightly smarter he'd knock off the kiddy pen and paper shit he's obviously crap at and try something like Adobe Illustrator, or Inkscape since he's a cheap bastard. He'd be able to make smoother and straighter lines, better coloring consistency, be able to reuse previously made vectors with the occasional tweak here and there. Not only could his art get better, but it could get much faster and easier to make. Fuck, he could even use Inkscape to trace over his own drawings and they'd still look superior just because they have smoother linework and better coloring.

But no, Chris is resistant to any form of change or self improvement that doesn't require minimal effort.

M.
S.
PAINT.
!!!

 

[Blue_Snow]

how the fuck is he keep getting an uti from?

 

[Mr. 0]

how the fuck is he keep getting an uti from?

barb doesn't wash down there

 

[Rupin]

Yeah, I doubt anyone is gonna do that. If you know her personally you could ask her then post her answers here. She really isn't in any danger from us Kiwispergs unless she's a total cow herself, which a cursory look into her reveals she likely is not. We've actually had artists that have dealt with Chris come here and none of them, to my knowledge at least, were doxed or fucked with.

That isnt true. Doopie was harrassed until she blocked Chris. There was this guy named Brian(I forget his last name) who got doxxed when he made a comic book about Chris's life. He even came to the farms begging for his doxx to be undone. Ben Saint was doxxed as well. Im sure there is more, but I recall anymore incidences.

If Chris was slightly smarter he'd knock off the kiddy pen and paper shit he's obviously crap at and try something like Adobe Illustrator, or Inkscape since he's a cheap bastard. He'd be able to make smoother and straighter lines, better coloring consistency, be able to reuse previously made vectors with the occasional tweak here and there. Not only could his art get better, but it could get much faster and easier to make. Fuck, he could even use Inkscape to trace over his own drawings and they'd still look superior just because they have smoother linework and better coloring.

But no, Chris is resistant to any form of change or self improvement that doesn't require minimal effort.

You actually need an IQ to mess with something like Adobe illustrator. Making art with vectors is a lot more trickier than doing with a raster based program.

Yeah, I doubt anyone is gonna do that. If you know her personally you could ask her then post her answers here. She really isn't in any danger from us Kiwispergs unless she's a total cow herself, which a cursory look into her reveals she likely is not. We've actually had artists that have dealt with Chris come here and none of them, to my knowledge at least, were doxed or fucked with.

That isnt true. Doopie was harrassed until she blocked Chris. There was this guy named Brian(I forget his last name) who got doxxed when he made a comic book about Chris's life. He even came to the farms begging for his doxx to be undone. Ben Saint was doxxed as well. Im sure there is more, but I recall anymore incidences.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

That isnt true. Doopie was harrassed until she blocked Chris. There was this guy named Brian(I forget his last name) who got doxxed when he made a comic book about Chris's life. He even came to the farms begging for his doxx to be undone. Ben Saint was doxxed as well. Im sure there is more, but I recall anymore incidences.

Anyone who has anything to do with Chris ends up with the possibility of being targeted by w.e.e.n.s, tho, whether or not they come to KF. If it was her being on KF that got her fucked with, it wouldn't end when she blocks Chris. It was more or less the fact that Chris couldn't interact with her anymore and thus drag her into his following of w.e.e.n.s line of sight.
The other 2 I'll have to look into.

Edit: Looking into Saint, he's a bit of a lolcow and w.e.e.n himself who has intentionally tried to provoke KF before, so I have no reason to be sympathetic to him at all.

 

[Rupin]

Anyone who has anything to do with Chris ends up with the possibility of being targeted by w.e.e.n.s, tho, whether or not they come to KF. If it was her being on KF that got her fucked with, it wouldn't end when she blocks Chris. It was more or less the fact that Chris couldn't interact with her anymore and thus drag her into his following of w.e.e.n.s line of sight.
The other 2 I'll have to look into.

She came on the farms after she blocked Chris. People kept warning her about him and his messages to her kept getting increasingly creepier. He even wanted her to draw pony porn for him. He made a video warning people not to harrass hids friends during that time because he wanted people to leave Doopie alone.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

She came on the farms after she blocked Chris. People kept warning her about him and his messages to her kept getting increasingly creepier. He even wanted her to draw pony porn for him. He made a video warning people not to harrass hids friends during that time because he wanted people to leave Doopie alone.

Okay, so if she stopped getting harassed after she blocked Chris and didn't come to KF until after that, you've pretty much established that we weren't the ones bothering her, Chris and his twitter w.e.e.n.s were. Unless you mean they get harassed BY CHRIS, which is usually accurate.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Because she doesn't want to be on the farms. She's too introverted. Plus she doesn't want to be associated with a site known for trolling and doxing if it's going to put her at risk.

If you want to ask her a question, donate to her on a livestream and ask with a super chat

So all that introversion and wanting not to be associated with a site known for trolling, risk, blah blah blah goes away if someone throws a couple of sheckels her way? Because that's the only difference between you asking and posting here and someone else asking on livestream and posting here.

 

[drtoboggan]

Wash your bent dong, Chris.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Wash your bent dong, Chris.

Do you really think Chris is gonna listen to this guy?

Not a fucking chance. But if we were to find the right VERSION of Peterson...

"The Princesses of Equestria cordially request that you tend to the hygiene of your nether regions, bucko."

 

[HeraldofNurgle]

The fact that he still holds pencils in a deformed way is just... what can I even say that hasn't been said about his skills at this point.

Chris has no excuse with how he holds his pencils. There's a whole group of artists that draw with just their mouths or feet. Chris's problem is his refusal to change. Someone could buy him a 500$ set of Copic markers, one of the best art markers on the market, but he'd refuse to use them because they aren't crayola. He won't use good paper, Bristol board tends to be the paper used for comics, but he uses the cheapest printer paper so her markers bleed all over the place. No rulers. Uses ball point pens that will fade in a few years. His ego is so huge he already thinks of himself as an amazing artist so he refuses any and all help or items that would improve his work, cause to him it doesn't NEED to improve.

That's why he pitches such a huge fit and heavily criticizes artists who draw sonichu way better than him. It shatters his world view that he's some gallery individual ready for the Tate Modern. He wants to be an artist, but being an artist is very very hard work. And he is a lazy fuck.

 

[LuckyCharms]

Did Chris lose the ability to talk or is he just doing this for pity points

 

[somethingrandom987]

What do y'all want me to ask her?

 

[But I Digress]

Chris is now trying to manipulate ProjectSNT into contacting him

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Chris is now trying to manipulate ProjectSNT into contacting him

Good lord... I suspect nothing good will come of this. He's obviously gonna try and guilt trip her into something.
"You need to draw more art or give me money because you CAUSED me to get a cold!"

Firstly a single "triggering" isn't going to compromise your immune system enough to make you more prone to illness. It would take a prolonged period of intense stress (the real sort of stress, not Chris's childish nitpicks over a single wring detail in a piece of art) to weaken your immune system enough to catch anything.

Secondly: It's a fucking cold for fucks sake! I got one a week ago. I sneezed and snotted for half the day, doped myself on cough syrup, passed out and woke up feeling fine. It's literally the most minor illness most people can think of.
So even if she DID somehow fuck your weak little brain with a single errant design choice all I can say is:
Sack the fuck up, Buttercup! It's a cold. Have some chicken soup and shut up.

 

[DJAndyMD]

Chris is now trying to manipulate ProjectSNT into contacting him

This is now getting pathetic. He is now making excuses to act like an unappreciative bastard towards those drawing his garbage he calls characters. He is acting like those pretentious creators who will make excuses that people don’t get “their vision” and if you don’t understand it, you are a moron in their eyes.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

His “That is all” ending statements get me every time. Especially after a word salad drenched in Tard sauce.

Also, remember: Chris lives in such a pigsty that he has ANTS IN HIS BED