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They're probably bedbugs. I wonder if he's just used to the itching and the constant presence of tiny bugs all over his room.
Twitter 12/7 - Chris triggered over fanart redesigns, sick with UTI
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They're probably bedbugs. I wonder if he's just used to the itching and the constant presence of tiny bugs all over his room.
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Lol no. Trigger Me Bad Chris doesn't have an ebay account in good standing, lol come on now.
But you're probably right about him making another stupid fucking doll of himself but I will not be looking at that thread when it happens because fool me once & xyz. His Pre-Troonout Happy Chris doll was more than enough nightmare fuel for me.
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What the fuck did he do to it's face?! It looks like he dug the entire nose area out and melted it back on.
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He used a POP thing of Doug Funny to make it, but since Doug has a big nose Chris thought it wasn’t fitting for a goddess such as himself so he cut it off and used his Crayola model magic thing to make that monstrosity. He seriously think it looks better too.
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The ant quote was from a Twitter convo that Chris clumsily shoved himself into. It was about the horrors of bedbugs. Chris, being himself, had to find a way to wedge his two c-quarters in blurted about his ant problem.
I’ve dealt with bedbugs and once had a very filthy friend who had a similar ant issue. They’re very different experiences, but incredibly unpleasant all the same.
Much like creatures in monster movies, bedbugs will hide and only come out in the cover of dark to feast on the blood of the living and can be notoriously tough to exterminate because of this. You never know if you got them all or if an egg sac was left behind.
Ants on the other hand can be much bigger and don’t give two shits about being seen.
I’m holding out hope that Chris isn’t stupid enough to get these two confused and just saw this as “ants in bed” and “bedbugs in bed” to be comparable, therefore “Hey guys, I have something relevant to add! Please notice me as I am desperately starved for attention!”
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Except 14BC has had bed bugs before, when Bob went to the hospital he had to be quarantined since he was "covered in bed bugs and posed a contamination risk." With both Chris' and Barb's extensive hoarding habits there's always a possibility of infestation.
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lol, some orbiter tried to explain to Chris why he's in the wrong, and Chris just dismissed it partway through.
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Even the most basic amount of critical thinking defeats chris's ridiculous narrative, and its looking like chris finally understands how flimsy the merge sounds.
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Don't forget to include a GIF of a G4 pony looking pissed-off. The ultimate winner of every argument
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The horrors of American Civil War era rhinoplasty.
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It's his second attempt at 'pin the clitoris on the autist' after he mistakenly placed it on his perineum the first time around.
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Inorite.. they were pretty yuck.
I don't remember if he confirmed that this one was his template (I can almost never suffer his asinine tweets), but I remember consensus was that he used this one.
I'm no authority on these things but it just.
seems like if that were the case, wouldn't the head of that fuckin thing he shat out have looked even more like he'd tried to put a forest fire out with a screwdriver??
Edit: Never mind. Of course. Crayola FUCKIN MODEL MAGIC. Disregard.
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Do not pester troll or hate on this person who I blame for making me sick when I refuse to accept the real reasons which got back to my filthy lifestyle and poor health.....only I can pester, troll or hate on this person for what they did to my beloved characters.
There's a reason the cwcki has a page called Chris and hypocrisy
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Why doesn't Chris switch bodies with Magi Chan and use "Recover" to remove the virus?
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Nobody seems to question the fact that Chris picks and chooses the alternate timelines that seems to fancy him.
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Oh, nooooo. If she hasn't blocked him on all media yet. I would suggest doing it asap. @somethingrandom987 you might want to give her a heads up before she's inundated with retarded messages.
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To be fair, that’s the price you pay for invoking the name of Chris Chan publicly on the internet. If you don’t like the stank on you, don’t pozload my neghole.
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it’s way too late for that.
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How about you act as a proxy for her and show her answers through a post? I'm not donating shit if I'm not getting answers.
Edit; Saw that you actually might do this, so instead of getting new questions, go back through the thread and find the questions that pertained to her.
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Started a CWCki article on this.
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What's her motivation for redesigning Sonichu characters? Is it that she redraws Sonic OCs for fun and wanted to gift it to Chris, or is she being paid to do redesigns by her patrons and picked Sonichu stuff for it?
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sonichu.com
What's her motivation for redesigning Sonichu characters? Is it that she redraws Sonic OCs for fun and wanted to gift it to Chris, or is she being paid to do redesigns by her patrons and picked Sonichu stuff for it?