DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Forbidden Math]

I mean I thought it was pretty clear, he said they never wasted time talking on the phone, texting is faster and more convenient. Which is true, I’ve met plenty of women from your typical dating apps and I’ve never called any of them on the phone before going out. It’s weird in Phil’s case though because they were dating for like what 6ish months? She visits him multiple times across the country, like they obviously got “serious” at some point yet they still never just talked on the phone?

It’s also different because it’s not some local thot online, it’s a bitch across the country, you would think you’d wanna be a little more comfortable than just texting a dude before going that distance to meet him. If anything this only makes kat more questionable and makes me wonder about her sanity or how desperate she was, or how much she’s playing dark. In my experience most women I’ve dated like wasting your fucking time on the phone, but given she was cheating on a man and dark is a very, very busy streamer both of them being emotionally crippled losers to the point they don’t wanna have a phone conversation was a positive.

I feel like this also loops back to a weird comment he made around the time he revealed kat, I think people were saying he needs to try dating again and he made some weird comment about not having time and women don’t stay up late or something. Maybe kat sleeping next to another man got in the way of fun night calls before bed

I agree that it's pretty clear that's what he meant: That when they talked long distance it was all through text. Though it is pretty weird for a serious relationship, usually girls like to chat on the phone for long periods of time with guys they like, that was always my experience. Now for a Tinder hook-up it's pretty standard.

 

[JustcallmeVi]

It’s the same logical fallacy that all these movies/ games studios use whenever they denounce piracy: you owe them money for consuming their products even though someone pirating their products doesn’t guarantee that people would have purchased it in the first place. Basically, one account of piracy != one lost sale.

Phil’s mind operates similarly. Simply because you’re watching a re-stream of his own content, the donations going through the illegal, immoral, and mentally ill re-streamers should all be going to him.

Ziggy Piggy doesn’t understand that people who watch the re-streams are there to collectively shit/ hate/ make fun of him. And if the re-streams weren’t available, they simply wouldn’t watch him. His mind doesn’t compute this simple fact. He truly believes that the 1,500 people watching Tevin would simply come on his channel if Tevin were to be banned from YT.

As usual, the solution to stop people from re-streaming you is unbelievably simple: just let people who hate you come on your Twitch channel and embrace the toxicity. Forsen, tyler1, GreedGodx and other toxic communities on Twitch thrive as such. Just let people spam, be toxic, stream snipe you and fuck with you. And watch the donations flow.

But this reluctance to simply accept reality is what makes Phil a prominent lolcow... that and his many other endearing qualities such as his manchild ego and thin-skinned personality that would never enable him to brush off these insults and not take them personally is what prevents him from operating as described above.

It's that same kind of "embrace the toxicity" stream that makes people like Forsen, tyler1, and GGX so important because they explain how best to handle a supposedly toxic community. They simply allow the toxicity and negative memes to continue and pester unless it breaks twitch TOS, then it's a mute or a ban.

Phil can't operate like that. He firstly assumes that EVERYONE in the fucking stream is directly talking to him (Unless khantributions are slow "Hint Hint"). Secondly, he 100% believes that the people in Tevin's streams are just like him or something; a troll, a detractor, and a negative asshole who deserves bad stuff to happen to him, so why would they come? It's very clearly stated that he hates those negative assholes and doesn't want them on his "Chill" streams (Chill is apparently complaining about detractors, taxes, and Jhan Rambo while playing fucking Minecraft with no challenge whatsoever.)

I can't help but think of the sentence his brain put together earlier in the year about re-streamers like Tevin.

"Those are people that should've been on my stream, could've been contributing to my stream. But now they're contributing to someone else. That's theft."

Odds are if Tevin gets banned, which I think is unlikely, it won't increase the viewership on his streams or YT vids. Odds are they'll either flock to other troll channels, go to forums such as these, or simply give him 1 dollar troll tips with offensive words to try and get him suspended or banned from twitch.
(PSA: to any and all detractors with disposable income, please never give DSP a tip, no matter how small. You are an actual idiot if you do. Thanks.)

 

[Prince Lotor]

Could you even imagine what a phone call between these two people would have been like? I mean, they had that white hot robust chemistry on camera, so just imagine what it would have been like during the hot and heavy cheating days. All that awkward silence and snorting, Kat answering every question with "yeah..." or "okay....", followed by more awkward silence. Real soulmate talk.

I think it's best for all parties involved that it never happened. They needed several months in between visits to build up a week's worth of kahnversation.

It always seemed very odd to me when Phil was flexing about Kathy being his "Soulmate" before she moved in, claiming that 'We "talk" on the phone every single night for hours'. Now that piggy ran his fat mouth and explained that that actually meant 'I've been desperately texting her every single day, and during a window of a few hours at night she intermittently responds. . .also we never spoke over the phone before she moved-in' this makes a lot more sense.

 

[Draventren]

I try my best not to apply logic to Phils actions. I fully understand what you mean about morality and logical stand point. But Phil doesn't at all act in a logical manner. Never has.

Are we talking about the same guy here? Because Phil is a being of pure logic. He has a logical brain and thinks about things logically with his properly hinged up here. Phil is basically a Vulcan, he exhibits classic logical reactions:

• random outbursts of anger and violence disproportionate to cause
• lack of ability to examine problems (money, video game puzzles, failing streams) and work through them with common sense or ordered thought
• inability to examine a situation from multiple sides
• lack of any sense of pattern recognition

Tell me what about any of that seems illogical to you, "Mr.Spock". If he didn't have such a logical mind, why would he constantly say he does.? Pft, idiot.

 

[Asperchewy]

What kind of drama is brewing on his day oof, me-thinks?

Edit: I let auto corrects "day-oof" stay here. Its too perfect to fix.

 

[Slander Man]

"Those are people that should've been on my stream, could've been contributing to my stream. But now they're contributing to someone else. That's theft."

Odds are if Tevin gets banned, which I think is unlikely, it won't increase the viewership on his streams or YT vids. Odds are they'll either flock to other troll channels, go to forums such as these, or simply give him 1 dollar troll tips with offensive words to try and get him suspended or banned from twitch.
(PSA: to any and all detractors with disposable income, please never give DSP a tip, no matter how small. You are an actual idiot if you do. Thanks.)

Let me explain it to you Phil you nudnik. Tevin is like MST3K and your streams are like the shitty, boring, tedious B movies that they ridicule. People love watching MST3K because they are the entertainment. Hardly nobody wants to watch the B movie on it's own because it's boring.

Tevin gets the contributions because he is the entertainment, not you. Granted, Tevin is not everyone's cup of tea (including me) but you cant deny he has a sizeable viewerbase.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

Granted, Tevin is not everyone's cup of tea (including me) but you cant deny he has a sizeable viewerbase.

If you can’t handle the 1738. Then it’s not for you.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

What did DSP mean by this?

 

[Adamska]

What did DSP mean by this?
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Sounds like Pig's lying about paying Rambo his cut. He's saying half, but in reality John only got the money it took to drive from Long Island to Bridgeport.

Impressive if so, since Pig almost never lies like this; he prefers exaggeration to the point of a lie.

 

[tzgnilki]

What did DSP mean by this?
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I remember rambo saying dsp was giving him half of what the specific video made in the month it was released

any residual from money earned after that month, was 100% dsp's, on every video

rambo even said at one stage machinima wern't sending dsp the monthly figures, so rambo agreed on just being given enough money to drive to dsp's house

 

[Kheapathic]

DSP's naturally unreliable because in his own words "there's a nugget of truth." The other part of him being unreliable is how he blows everything out of proportion while also trying to claim context; or now completely outright lying to "protect his family." He doesn't get that people would be so nitpicky if he'd be consistent with the shit he says; or that people wouldn't have shit to say if he didn't broadcast future plans. If the Connecticut trip was never discussed, then a tweet comes out with "Hey guys, visiting my parents, didn't want to tell you but I'll be back on x-date" and then "Oh yeah, we got married." It'd come off as a little more sincere than "My parents are doing bad, this may be the last time I get to see them. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LIED?! I HAD TO!"

If he could just keep secrets (as in, literally not say shit until it's passed) and then say "Yeah, we did this." If he wouldn't prep the autists, the autists wouldn't go around and look for shit before, during, and after the event. Let it happen, feed your actual fans a bit, and let it pass. That fucking easy, and he can't even do that.

 

[tzgnilki]

DSP's naturally unreliable because in his own words "there's a nugget of truth." The other part of him being unreliable is how he blows everything out of proportion while also trying to claim context; or now completely outright lying to "protect his family." He doesn't get that people would be so nitpicky if he'd be consistent with the shit he says; or that people wouldn't have shit to say if he didn't broadcast future plans. If the Connecticut trip was never discussed, then a tweet comes out with "Hey guys, visiting my parents, didn't want to tell you but I'll be back on x-date" and then "Oh yeah, we got married." It'd come off as a little more sincere than "My parents are doing bad, this may be the last time I get to see them. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LIED?! I HAD TO!"

If he could just keep secrets (as in, literally not say shit until it's passed) and then say "Yeah, we did this." If he wouldn't prep the autists, the autists wouldn't go around and look for shit before, during, and after the event. Let it happen, feed your actual fans a bit, and let it pass. That fucking easy, and he can't even do that.

I hope we get a tell all after the divorce

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

I hope we get a tell all after the divorce

It’s gonna be the Leanna hospital trip part 2: divorce boogaloo

 

[Army Burger]

It’s gonna be the Leanna hospital trip part 2: divorce boogaloo

DSP Tries It: Vexation at the Veterinarian's

 

[Freshtodeath]

It's weird for a girl not to speak with you on phone in a situation like this. Dating is different when its local but you'd think Kat would want to get comfortable chatting with him before flying across country???

We've all lost friends. Ironically the mature adult thing is to just move on. He keeps bringing it up cause I think he's just like super socially unaware that he fucked up. He thinks Rambo is gonna call him and apologize or something.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

It's weird for a girl not to speak with you on phone in a situation like this. Dating is different when its local but you'd think Kat would want to get comfortable chatting with him before flying across country???

We've all lost friends. Ironically the mature adult thing is to just move on. He keeps bringing it up cause I think he's just like super socially unaware that he fucked up. He thinks Rambo is gonna call him and apologize or something.

Because I'm sure Dave thinks Rambo, Howard, all of them still watch every single video he puts out.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I love Phil's marketing about how people shouldn't complain about Shenmue 3's graphics. "It looks you're looking at a painted landscape almost, and then you realize you're in an interactive game." Then five seconds later he's saying the voice acting sucks, the dialogue sucks, it's very outdated. Then he wraps around to saying that people criticizing the game should "shut the fuck up." Can't even say his own marketing speech without shitting on the game right in the middle of it. This dude.

I haven't been watching much of Shenmue 3 but I did notice that the facial animations are atrocious. Maybe that's what people are talking about, Phil?

 

[Muppetmode]

I love Phil's marketing about how people shouldn't complain about Shenmue 3's graphics. "It looks you're looking at a painted landscape almost, and then you realize you're in an interactive game." Then five seconds later he's saying the voice acting sucks, the dialogue sucks, it's very outdated. Then he wraps around to saying that people criticizing the game should "shut the fuck up." Can't even say his own marketing speech without shitting on the game right in the middle of it. This dude.

I haven't been watching much of Shenmue 3 but I did notice that the facial animations are atrocious. Maybe that's what people are talking about, Phil?

Shills every game he’s playing. The old shit was bad but this current shit is the new hot stuff. Rinse and repeat

 

[the khat quaffer]

I think the funniest part about him saying he’s changed since then, he’s better now, he’s happier, he’s matured is its in response to him refusing to just call or text a guy that was basically he best friend and insisting he needs to be a man and come grovel for forgiveness.

Everything in his life is better and he’s vastly matured, but he’s still going to be the most petty bitch about this situation....sounds good

You can usually tell how tilted Phil is by how fast he talks and how much he repeats shit. It happened w/ this Rambo shit, it happened with the ban he issued a few days ago asking how Khet bought some ps4 games if they're both so broke. It provides a modicum of entertainment in what is an otherwise boring-as-fuck Darksydephil lately.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

You can usually tell how tilted Phil is by how fast he talks and how much he repeats shit. It happened w/ this Rambo shit, it happened with the ban he issued a few days ago asking how Khet bought some ps4 games if they're both so broke. It provides a modicum of entertainment in what is an otherwise boring-as-fuck Darksydephil lately.

No kidding. It's getting stale as fuck. He better rile up some drama soon or he'll lose us. This Christmas Begathon better be just overloaded with fat, ripe Pig Drama Fruit just waiting to be picked.