حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

My favorite Molly Ringwald movie is Con Air. If anyone can grow a mullet and fight crime on an airplane, it's Molly Ringwald.

 

[MysticMisty]

(though I doubt he'll read this; I'm pretty sure he doesn't read any of my posts unless I insult him outright).

Don't worry, he hasn't indicated he reads my posts either. Maybe I scare him because I'm a chick.

 

[lolwut]

Clearly the best Molly Ringwald film was Mad Molly 2: The Road Ringwald.

 

[Hat]

All right guys, we get it. We all know that Molly Ringwald is an extremely talented film actress who has appeared in a great number of memorable motion pictures, but you need to acknowledge her early theater work. I hear that she was great in the premiere performance of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

I really enjoyed Molly Ringwald's depiction of Hitler in Downfall

 

[Hat]

I really enjoyed Molly Ringwald's depiction of Hitler in Downfall

Molly: "Anyone of you that knew about Connor Bible's spergy posts about me online, please leave."
Almost all the nazi officers leave.
Molly: "Das war ein Befehl!"

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I just watched Enola Gay. She did an outstanding job playing the B-29 bomber.

 

[John Titor]

I think Molly hit rock bottom when she starred in 50 Shades of Ringwald.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

I like Molly Ringwald when she played a crazy conquistador in Herzog's 'Aguirre, the Wrath of God'

 

[BriarHeart]

For me, Molly Ringwald's shining moment was her performance in Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949). For her to play eight (eight!) different roles throughout the film and do so with such wit and aplomb, it was a thing of beauty. I especially liked her as Reverend Henry and Admiral Lord Horatio.

 

[Saney]

Personally, I thought her performance as a Chinese man in Breakfast at Tiffany's was kind of racist.

 

[Dalish]

I thoroughly enjoyed her work in Apocalypse Now, but she put on an unhealthy amount of weight playing Col. Hurtz. Thought she was gonna have a heart attack at any second.

 

[Dr. Meme]

My favorite Molly ringwald movie is The Room. Molly does a good job as Lisa, Johnny's Fiancé.

 

[Pine Tar]

My favorite Molly ringwald movie is The Room. Molly does a good job as Lisa, Johnny's Fiancé.

Especially the scenes where she gets fucked in the belly button.

 

[Count groudon]

My Favorite Molly Ringwald movie has to be Godzilla. The way she roared and screeched as she smashed through buildings was magnificent! And I felt she portrayed Godzilla as more of a misunderstood, somewhat sociopathic antihero. It just proves how incredibly talented this woman is!

 

[ASoulMan]

You guys have bad taste.

The greatest Molly Ringwald movie is Jaws: The Revenge!

 

[Zeorus]

Molly Ringwald should have won Best Music Video in 2009 instead of that bitch Taylor Swift.

 

[harvey dirdban]

Connor is too attached to his characters. In Redesigning Eva, there was not much as far as conflict went. Teachers were mean to Eva. So were school kids. She gets knocked out by an apple like Snow White. For some reason the doctor treating her is a serial killer without depth perception. There's a gorilla for no reason.

He puts her through extreme medical trauma but at the same time there's no sense she might actually die, or even be permanently damaged. In fact that traumatic event is supposed to make her better. It's a weird mix of torturing your OCs but then coddling them at the same time. I'm super guilty of this myself.

 

[GV 002]

My favourite Molay Ringworm film has to be Blazing Saddles. The best bit was when she punched that horse in the face. Classic Ringwald.

 

[Dr. Meme]

I change my mind, my favorite Molly ringwald movie is Juno.