Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Godzilla@1989]

So apparently people might bail Disney+ after Mandalorian ends.

Disney Plus Subscriber EXODUS After 'The Mandalorian' Ends?!

Could Disney Plus hemorrage subscribers once The Mandalorian ends? There seems to be a lot of chatter on reddit that many people signed up specifically for t...

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[Love Machine]

One thing I will give the rat tho.

That can make some sexy ass Stormtroopers

 

[BipolarPon]

I'll yeet Disney plus if lotc doesn't get renewed for a second season.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I'm not going to lie, if the show turned into this, but with Indiana Jones meets Dog the Bounty Hunter, I'd happily consume product. I'm still waiting to see if the whole season can keep steady, since I will admit despite my fuck the Rat stance, I might buy a Blu-Ray or DVD for the first season.

I know that Dick from the Dick Show hates it, and his cohost got really annoyed with it as of the newest episode; he even managed to get perineal manchild Boogie to start thinking ill of it. Apparently the newest episode has some Rhonda Rousey looking bitch denting the main guy’s helmet by punching it, which is weird considering the shit’s supposed to be nearly indestructible.

 

[XYZpdq]

I'll yeet Disney plus if lotc doesn't get renewed for a second season.

Legend of the Three Caballeros?
They made one season of it a few years ago before New Ducktales. It was repackaged at least twice on the road to that form. It's like those stars that burnt out ages ago and the light's just hitting us now.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Also... So his friend got shot so later he have decided to mow them down while escaping. Even the Force Awakens is so bad.

Again, they could have justified any/all of this with the bare minimum of effort. If Finn is an experienced combatant, then he might have some emotional connection to stormtroopers in general, but he'd understand that right now, he was committing super-treason and it was potentially them or him. Being raised by the FO should have given him a fairly unusual (to put it mildly) perspective on violence.

The ST is just a string of missed opportunities.

 

[Sundae]

 

[Adamska]

I know that Dick from the Dick Show hates it, and his cohost got really annoyed with it as of the newest episode; he even managed to get perineal manchild Boogie to start thinking ill of it. Apparently the newest episode has some Rhonda Rousey looking bitch denting the main guy’s helmet by punching it, which is weird considering the shit’s supposed to be nearly indestructible.

Yeah, that was dumb as shit, and it's why I'm only hoping that the first season stays solid. If it can limp across the finish line it will be the Rat's first actual success.

I don't expect it to last however because until you purge it of the smoothbrains, money fondlers, hacks, and proselytizing idiots (ie 85+% of the management), it'll melt to utter shit. I fully expect more dumb shit like that and Mando not fucking using his ship like a remotely smart person would do.

 

[AverageAnimeWatcher]

I know this isn't strictly Star Wars, but I just got Ryan Johns'ed again with "subverted expectations".

I'm not into DC CW shows, but I gave their current crossover a chance to see Kevin Conroy and Tom Welling. I know some people liked it, and I expect plenty of disagreement, but, let's just say they pulled a " Last Jedi on them".

As a silver lining, I find funny how The Last Jedi is becoming a term for retroactively ruining a beloved character:

Fine, they win.

I don't think my heart can take anymore being baited for nostalgia, only to watch them ruin those fond memories to shill poor quality progressive replacements as they did with Luke.

With the disappointment of the sequel trilogy, and all the other franchises going to hell, if they wanted me to just ignore those woke shows/movies and start watching more anime/manga to fill that void until this woke fad is over, they really won.

Not gonna lie, save for some gems, I've been growing very disappointed with western entertainment as of late. In an ideal world, We would be making theories about episode 9 not cringing at links and watching the ship sink.

Anywho... I promise not to attempt to derail the thread with other franchises.

 

[Creep3r]

 

[Azovka]

You know, I haven't seen anyone bring this up yet about the Mandalorian, but with this last episode (#5), I feel that we've gone from "pretty well-made fan-film" to "not at all Star Wars."

Was the purpose of even showing Mos Eisley to now have it nearly abandoned? And of course we HAD TO go to the Cantina. Not just any cantina, of which there must be many...but THE one, because of course we did. And it was....full of droids. Wow. That was a really funny, ironic subversion of my expectations, there.

We did manage to find a different docking bay to use other than 94, but it was "run" by an Ugnaught woman and three CGI pit droids that were, once again, comic relief that wasn't funny. They just lifted that right outta the Prequels, and set it down right in The Mandalorian. Without even putting any effort into it.

I can't stop there, though. Suddenly, there are two Tusken Raiders standing behind you, ready to pounce like the fierce animalistic warriors they are, and.......then they just stand there, like fat cosplayers at a convention? And do sign language?! What the hell?!!

I could go on, but they pull out these Memberberry things, and they almost always fail, fall flat, or are just used so incorrectly that it feels just WRONG. The whole thing feels like Star Wars Bizarroworld. It's like they passed out costumes, and all the actors were Star Trek fans (no offense).

The whole thing was anticlimactic, and no one here's surprised because there's no way this series can hold the small amount of momentum that it had when we knew much less. The farther this goes, the stupider it's going to get.

Speaking as someone who consumes Star Wars recreationally, as in, I’ve watched OT, prequels, and clone wars, but not obsessing about the universe, names etc. - Yes the episode was pretty meh, but most of it seemed to come from the other bounty hunter’s lack of presence, and a fairly simple story line crammed into under 30 minutes.

Edit: fucking iphone posting
Like, Tatooine, Arrakis, whatever. Sand planet looks pretty cool, regardless of the fanbase pandering.

The droids were unfunny and clearly aimed at kids, just like this show in general tbf, but really, most of the issues with the Mandalorian seem to come from the format - too short, and doesn’t allow for a lot of character development, and from some plot holes / nonsensical decisions or actions like one shotting that angry space rhino with a small knife to the cheek (or whatever. I’m not good with animals’ anatomies).

That and Gina Carano’s character in the previous episode wasn’t really good, but it could be explained by the format. I mean, she didn’t really have that much screen time.

Again, that’s just a normie’s opinion on the Mandalorian. I would probably be more outraged or unhappy if I were invested in the expanded universe, names, lore etc. beyond a simple « oh a space western that reminds me of Firefly » thing.

Visuals are petty, music’s great, and the plots are timeless although very basic. Just hoping they won’t fuck it up with feminist crap.

 

[Old Man Mario]

Apparently the newest episode has some Rhonda Rousey looking bitch denting the main guy’s helmet by punching it, which is weird considering the shit’s supposed to be nearly indestructible.

It didn't get dented. Punching armor is stupid but I can think of a few times they did it in the movies.

I'm not super against her being able to go a bit with him in the fight. So many pencil thin women throw stuntmen bad guys around like it is nothing so at least it wasn't that.

Time will tell if some of these minor things were just your usual every show has a flaw type of deal or if it is just the first few peanuts to pop up in this turd.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Well yeah, as it turns out she did do a nude scene once, topless, but unfortunately she's flat chested and was playing a corpse, so not exactly a sexy context.

But still, now I know what's Rey's nipples look like, so that's something I guess.

Talking about this without posting images?
I am disappoint.

Spoiler: NSFW

Gotta admit, they aren't big, but they ain't unsexy.

It's almost worth looking at this image, just to see she's able to close her goddamned mouth.

The sequel trilogy really should have been about Finn. Imagine a story about an ex-stormtrooper who saved the galaxy despite not being a Jedi. You'd have a progressive "anyone can be a hero" story without stepping on anyone's toes, a main character that could actually have an interesting character arc, and a plot that actually has some real tension to it.

Really anything would be better than what we got.

You'd think that'd make for a good character arc, but part of me assumes that the "everybody can be a hero" clashes with the black-and-white worldview of SJW ideology nowadays. If you've voted Trump/support deportation of criminal illegal immigrants, you have committed the ultimate sin and will never be able to wash it away, you can -at best- hope to become a faceless yes-man in the lowest ranks of SJW-dom.

 

[Creep3r]

I found this on Wookieepedo.

Jkirk8907/workspace

By type Characters Droid models Events Locations Organizations and titles Sentient species Vehicles and vessels Weapons and technology Miscellanea

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Its a test article for the Palpatine vs Everyone war in Plan 9. Obviously its just a test article to be used as a reference for when it comes time to make the actual article, but it uses a lot of leaked info to fill in the blanks, so its interesting to look at since it compiles the leak info into one article, so its like taking a little peak into the future. The editor (who is a senior) seems to be convinced enough by the leaks to actually make the article based on leaked info. The prelude, battle and aftermath sections are probably blanks because while we know the gist of said battles and what occurs, we don't know every detail or bit of dialogue. But the writer claims the New Republic is re-established which he probably read from another leak I haven't heard of, and if true, it sounds incredibly stupid, considering that Disney canon seems adamant in showing that nothing fucking works in this universe, but then again, Rey as the supreme chancellor goddess will succeed where Leia and Luke failed because she fucking has to.

Also supposedly a new Ep X film is still scheduled for 2022 which was first hinted at as being tied to Galaxy's Edge future expansions. I can only imagine what a cluster fuck that shit will be. Honestly this whole "Skywalker Saga" bullshit was just a cheap way of distancing themselves from OT material while also tricking people with "final film" clickbait. Fuck that noise and anyone who uses Skywalker Saga.

Star Wars saga

The Star Wars saga, also referred to as the Skywalker saga, is the main line of Star Wars films that began in 1977 with Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope, which was originally titled Star Wars. While a larger universe of stories and characters has evolved around it, the saga films tell the story...

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>through its intended conclusion in 2019.
IE shit you came up with on the spot to sell a shitty new trilogy that had no bearing on the original and whose script never existed until a little while ago. Fuck that.

Wookieepedo has also made an article for the Death Star Destroyers, but they're calling them unnamed, but it seems the editors on there agree that the name Death Star Destroyers might be true.

Xyston-class Star Destroyer

The Xyston-class Star Destroyer, also known as the Sith Star Destroyer, was a model of Star Destroyer used by Darth Sidious' Final Order. The Sith Eternal fleet consisted entirely of these warships and engaged the Resistance in a battle within the atmosphere of Exegol. They were based on the...

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You know, I haven't seen anyone bring this up yet about the Mandalorian, but with this last episode (#5), I feel that we've gone from "pretty well-made fan-film" to "not at all Star Wars."

Was the purpose of even showing Mos Eisley to now have it nearly abandoned? And of course we HAD TO go to the Cantina. Not just any cantina, of which there must be many...but THE one, because of course we did. And it was....full of droids. Wow. That was a really funny, ironic subversion of my expectations, there.

We did manage to find a different docking bay to use other than 94, but it was "run" by an Ugnaught woman and three CGI pit droids that were, once again, comic relief that wasn't funny. They just lifted that right outta the Prequels, and set it down right in The Mandalorian. Without even putting any effort into it.

I can't stop there, though. Suddenly, there are two Tusken Raiders standing behind you, ready to pounce like the fierce animalistic warriors they are, and.......then they just stand there, like fat cosplayers at a convention? And do sign language?! What the hell?!!

I could go on, but they pull out these Memberberry things, and they almost always fail, fall flat, or are just used so incorrectly that it feels just WRONG. The whole thing feels like Star Wars Bizarroworld. It's like they passed out costumes, and all the actors were Star Trek fans (no offense).

The whole thing was anticlimactic, and no one here's surprised because there's no way this series can hold the small amount of momentum that it had when we knew much less. The farther this goes, the stupider it's going to get.

Fucking thank you for saying it. The sorry state of Mos Eisley is just another example of Disney just shitting all over what came before them for dramatic effect.

And like you said about droids in the cantina, despite being overrun by droids, info claims that its still owned by Chalmun who absolutely detested droids. Were they just trying to be subversive or did they seriously forget this important detail? Because this isn't decades later, its only 5 years after ROTJ with the bar still having the same owner according to Disney. But this is minor compared to everything else and its like you said, Disney Wars feels like the Bizarroworld of Star Wars where everything you know is subverted.

On a more minor but stranger note, Disney credits claim that was Skippy the Jedi Droid in episode 5 on Tatooine, but Disney's shitty Blue Milk anthology claimed he left Tatooine and joined up with the Rebel Alliance to become a great hero on Endor. However... R5-D4 still being on Tatooine is more in line with his old Expanded Universe lore which claimed he stayed in Mos Eisley and was used as a spy by the Rebellion at the imperial HQ there. So again this is another weird instance of the show kind of being in-between both continuities or in neither at all.

 

[Jaimas]

You'd think that'd make for a good character arc, but part of me assumes that the "everybody can be a hero" clashes with the black-and-white worldview of SJW ideology nowadays. If you've voted Trump/support deportation of criminal illegal immigrants, you have committed the ultimate sin and will never be able to wash it away, you can -at best- hope to become a faceless yes-man in the lowest ranks of SJW-dom.

I'm reminded of something my Uncle once said:

"I'd rather be miserable with a hard-on than happy with a softie."

 

[verissimus]

I know this isn't strictly Star Wars, but I just got Ryan Johns'ed again with "subverted expectations".

I'm not into DC CW shows, but I gave their current crossover a chance to see Kevin Conroy and Tom Welling. I know some people liked it, and I expect plenty of disagreement, but, let's just say they pulled a " Last Jedi on them".

As a silver lining, I find funny how The Last Jedi is becoming a term for retroactively ruining a beloved character:

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Fine, they win.

I don't think my heart can take anymore being baited for nostalgia, only to watch them ruin those fond memories to shill poor quality progressive replacements as they did with Luke.

With the disappointment of the sequel trilogy, and all the other franchises going to hell, if they wanted me to just ignore those woke shows/movies and start watching more anime/manga to fill that void until this woke fad is over, they really won.

Not gonna lie, save for some gems, I've been growing very disappointed with western entertainment as of late. In an ideal world, We would be making theories about episode 9 not cringing at links and watching the ship sink.

Anywho... I promise not to attempt to derail the thread with other franchises.

Oh eff that. You don't Last Jedi Kevin Conroy. You go to hell and die if you do that.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Last minute leaks from JediPaxis:

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/e8tl0v/the_rise_of_skywalker_last_minute_details/

Some highlights if they are to be believed, and he's been pretty reliable about this to date:

Once on Exogol, Kylo apparently wanders into "what looks like a science lab and Palpatine's voice can be heard claiming he made Snoke and he's been orchestrating everything from the shadows."

Thus, in one fell swoop, not only are 1-6 totally rendered moot, but 7 and 8 as well because Snoke was never a real threat even if he wanted to be. Ugh.

Luke was apparently searching for Exogol, but was unable to obtain a wayfinder to get there.

Yes. Searching for an uncharted planet from an island hermitage that doesn't even have WiFi or equivalent, just drinking green milk and subsisting on porg tendies no doubt. Did they even read each others' scripts or work together just once to make sure they had a coherent story?

This source says that Rose is little more than a background character. She has some lines throughout but nothing significant, largely motivational “let’s get em!” style lines.

Ooohhh, such a stronk wahmen character!

This person also believes that this meeting is the first time we see Pryde. During the movie he mentions serving Palpatine during the days of the Empire.

'Member the new guy?

While looking for an exit they encounter the sand worm that's been previously mentioned. This source says that it looks more like a viper. They go on to say that there is "no battle, it's just Rey sneaking up to it, noticing a wound, and she uses her life force to heal it. It slithers away revealing a way out like some weird video game encounter."

That's good to know. MaRey Sue is also the Muad'Dib. Can't say I'm surprised. After all, you can't say House Atreides without Rey.

D-O is found on Ochie's ship and is evidently extremely timid. Apparently he belonged to Ochie and was "abused pretty bad". He only speaks when spoken to and tends to shy away from people. BB-8 finds and reboots him.

Awwww. I bet he has big sad eyes and makes mechanical sniffing noises. Ugh.

After 3PO's memory is wipes he blurts out in a deep voice the translation of the Sith dagger then reboots. He does his standard greeting and asks who everyone is to which Babu Frik is the only one who responds. Later when Babu reappears 3PO claims “I know Babu Frik! He’s one of my oldest friends!” Because his old memory was not yet restored.

I'm sorry, but this 3PO is logically blocked from translating the Sith script reveals a further plot hole. We know that Anakin built 3PO and that he can speak over 6 billion languages. But Anakin was yet to fall to the Dark Side at that time and after the Clone Wars his memory was wiped and he was in the service of Bail Organa when we first meet him in ANH. When and where would he have met a Sith who would have programmed him to I. recognise and translate the secret Sith script, and II. insert a logical block preventing him from doing so to unauthorised users?

When Rey gets to Exogol she wanders in, meeting zero resistance, and happens upon the Sith throne. Palpatine emerges on the mechanical arm from the side of it revealing "everything to her including that the assassin was meant to retrieve her, never to kill her." They get surrounded by hundreds if not thousands of Palpatine's acolytes.

Kept secret how? The industrial undertaking to build a fleet of Death Star Destroyers and crew them would surely draw attention to a concomitant outflux of engineers, workers, former regime personnel, etc. How has nobody noticed why loads of people all over the galaxy are making a pilgrimage to an unknown and uncharted planet?

Kylo, now Ben, enters Exogol and "gets his ass handed to him by the Knights of Ren" until, about to strike at Palpatine, Rey initiates a bond and gives him Leia's lightsaber.

Worst villain ever. Seriously. From the heavy-breathing force of malevolence that was Darth Vader to that emo teen in a mask. He can't even do a heel face turn properly.

Note: Here's what I think people are going to end up discussing most about this post.)

• Apparently Palpatine does in fact Ben into the ravine, claiming he is the last in the Skywalker line.
• Rey hears voices such as "Yoda, Luke, Leia, Mace Windu, and others" who give her the strength to stand up. Palpatine tries to lightning her but she blocks it with one of the sabers but it seemingly stalemates them. She then finds the strength to pull the other saber to her making an X formation and this allows her to deflect the lightning back toward him.
• Palpatine apparently disintegrates and explodes, causing the arena to crumble (This is where new information comes into the picture) but also killing Rey. Ben apparently climbs out of the pit finding a dead Rey and decides to give his life for her. He uses the healing trick to save Rey but draining his life force in the process. Then "there’s a weird fanfic moment where they kiss, and he dies."

'Member Mace Windu? I thought the prequels were being memory holed.

Still, that's the worst ending I could possibly think of for Palpatine. Deary me. Jesus fucking wept.

Yet despite this, I bet you any money that if I were to go and see it the auditorium would be full of Rey stans with hipster beards all shrieking like howler monkeys when she trashes another bad guy with no effort and clapping like seals at the end.

 

[Creep3r]

This assumes that Lucas, sometime since apparently taking complete leave of his senses in 1997 or so, miraculously discovered such a talent for screenwriting, editing, and directing in his dotage that he was able to salvage what was already looking to be an atrocious patch job attemtping to fix one of the worst cinematic misfires in genre history. I don't buy that for a second. It's fanwank, and that's it.

(Also, not to piss on the parade, but I cannot stand Doomcock's shtick. His analysis is fun, his commentary is witty, his sources are ... well, okay ... but Jesus, someone convince him to drop the voicechanger, dumbass mask, and throw Harvey Cthulhu into a bonfire, or at least smack him upside the head when he does that squeaky voice.)

I like the ridiculous overlord shtick. Its corny and reeks of some lame 90s public access cable show host that's just campy as fuck and I like goofy campy shit. But his sources are far from okay. Compared to the other leaks, his sources have been dubious or way off on everything. While all the other leaks were saying Palpatine would be in the film as a shitty but real cameo, his sources would say Palpatine was just a hologram or simply a voice, or that an actor/director/whatever said this or that, or that someone would get fired from Star Trek only for it to never happen, or never covering shit that everyone else was covering or talking about. Or when something goes against something he's said before, he doesn't talk about it. I like his coverage on confirmed news, I like his commentary, I like his stupid shtick, but the man is absolutely not a good source of leaks and rumors. If he ever reads this thread, I highly suggest he gets some better sources or collaborates with Itchy from Disney Star Wars is Dumb, since Itchy's info is usually spot on and he checks everywhere for info, while Doomcock only ever seems to rely on his own sources.

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DAY 7! 7 DAYS UNTIL PLAN 9: THE FALL OF SKYWALKER!

 

[ZMOT]

You'd think that'd make for a good character arc, but part of me assumes that the "everybody can be a hero" clashes with the black-and-white worldview of SJW ideology nowadays. If you've voted Trump/support deportation of criminal illegal immigrants, you have committed the ultimate sin and will never be able to wash it away, you can -at best- hope to become a faceless yes-man in the lowest ranks of SJW-dom.

this. the first order are literally space nazis, all that's missing is the swastika. hence him being reduced to comic relief and his origin quietly dropped to not make people remember he's a space nazi too. for ever. while being black.

I know this isn't strictly Star Wars, but I just got Ryan Johns'ed again with "subverted expectations".

Anywho... I promise not to attempt to derail the thread with other franchises.

please tell, just put it in spoilers. haven't kept up with arrowverse for years but the crossovers were always the best part (for the memes alone) so I'm kinda curious how they fucked it up.
I did look for a thread but haven't found one with the relevant info.

 

[Mola Ram]

I kinda like the ridiculous overlord shtick. Its corny and reeks of some lame 90s public access cable show host that's just campy as fuck. But his sources are far from okay. Compared to the other leaks, his sources have been dubious or way off on everything. While all the other leaks were saying Palpatine would be in the film as a shitty but real cameo, his sources would say Palpatine was just a hologram or simply a voice, or that an actor/director/whatever said this or that, or that someone would get fired from Star Trek only for it to never happen, or never covering shit that everyone else was covering or talking about. Or when something goes against something he's said before, he doesn't talk about it. I like his coverage on confirmed news, I like his commentary, I like his stupid shtick, but the man is absolutely not a good source of leaks and rumors. If he ever reads this thread, I highly suggest he gets some better sources or collaborates with Itchy from Disney Star Wars is Dumb, since Itchy's info is usually spot on and he checks everywhere for info, while Doomcock only ever seems to rely on his own sources.

Also

DAY 7! 7 DAYS UNTIL PLAN 9: THE FALL OF SKYWALKER!
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I was tryin' to be polite. I forgot where I was.