Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Leonard Helplessness]

Is this some sort of SA forum invasion and shitposting attempt? One lonely goon?

Come on, they gotta be able to do better than this.

It's Ashley Hutsell Jankowski, a fatass who registered here a second time to bitch.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It's Ashley Hutsell Jankowski, a fatass who registered here a second time to bitch.

Disappointing, I keep hoping some goons will be brave come defend SA’s merits.

Ashley has a real commitment to being a sped, and a front ass bigger than the back one.

 

[fenny]

Oh, now it all makes sense, Mae doesn't pass in their photos because we're only on the first steps of this beautiful metamorphosis. We jumped the gun guys, let's check back on this transition in 6 months before we pass judgement!
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Merry X-Mas to yourself with those self care presents, possible Cerium2.0

This tweet bugs the shit out of me. You're a dude. You've lived as a dude your whole life. Your shit has always had functional pockets. Fuck off with this twee fake excitement that you found a SkIrT wiTh PoCkEts!! like having clothes that fucking work is a rarity for you.

 

[Tamamo No Mae]

KM didn't leave, just wanted to have a pity party.

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Oh, and Pick's next on the block. Looooots of troons bitching about her or whatever she is:

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And troons just being pathetic:

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Whenever I read something from a troon it's about them not having weed, or they are currently smoking weed, or they wish they had weed.
Also that they never have any money and ebeg for more.

I wonder why...

 

[Tanner Glass]

Disappointing, I keep hoping some goons will be brave come defend SA’s merits.

Anyone from SA who would participate in a forum invasion has already joined Kiwi Farms, most of them several years ago.

 

[Blimp]

KM, you literally run a containment forum to keep black people from shitting up the rest of the site with racial belly-aching. In other words, you're the house nigger who keeps the plantation workers in check. That's your only role on the site, you dumb bitch.

She's a teenager that was raring to vote for Kamala in 2017 and thinks Negromancer was running a deep-cover SA hacking operation, she's never advancing beyond "containment forum mod", especially since everyone's seen what happens when staff goes after team Bernie, and she's even screechier about Bernie now than back when she was slightly less of a Hillshill. At the same time, not even the worst of CSPAM is immune from kissing her ass if she's around, and you only need to watch her stumble into any given thread to watch a bunch of thirsty goons rushing to quote her, even though takes like "Kamala is a cop is misoginoir" is attached to her

I don't understand what caused everyone to do a massive 180 on her to begin with, because one of her first childhood posts was accusing SA of being Stormfront for stickying a thread involving shopping that terrible Beyonce pic they were trying to Streisand

 

[TiggerNits]

Everytime a troon self-harms the world gets a little bit better

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

@CascadeBeta lol you don't sound feminine at all

 

[Marissa Moira]

The SA troons made me realize something

You have to really work hard to fuck yourself up that much, this isn't something unintentional like autists alienating some people because autists still accomplish things inspite of their shortcomings. The SA Troon spent years of effort intentionally fucking up their lives.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

lol @ 12 people thinking the incredible stupid and autismo tranny shit i posted was a real persons thoughts and not just from a pedo-zombie on SA

I guess you’re just that convincing.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

That first post is back from July. They finally saw it.

e: Turtlicious's post history in the climate change thread is something else. I attached just a sample.

 

[Vampirella]

This is the most action SA has seen in a long time.

 

[DuckSucker]

There are plenty of reasons to probate or ban Pick, but disagreeing with troons isn't one of them.

As crazy and kind of annoying as Pick was, I like her more than all the fucking goony troons on there, 90% of which are "Trans lesbian" and maybe 3 percent "Trans gay" and the rest some mix of LGBT, SJW, "cis trans" or whatever. And I hate Pick. She at least had shit to say that wasnt passive aggressive ironic, bitter goon shit, was kind of entertaining, even if just interesting for being crazy.



Shes at least crazy in her own right, though, shes the daughter of some rich lawyers or something and was one of those women obsessed with ball jointed dalls, taxidermy and lolita shit. She was friends with one mod, but that mod left sometime in 2017.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Turtlicious could have been Greta, those fools banned a little girl.

 

[Aquinas]

Turtlicious could have been Greta, those fools banned a little girl.

yeah, but how many staff passed turtlicious around first?

 

[whatever I feel like]

The SA troons made me realize something

You have to really work hard to fuck yourself up that much, this isn't something unintentional like autists alienating some people because autists still accomplish things inspite of their shortcomings. The SA Troon spent years of effort intentionally fucking up their lives.

See: Fire

 

[Pissmaster]

The SA troons made me realize something

You have to really work hard to fuck yourself up that much, this isn't something unintentional like autists alienating some people because autists still accomplish things inspite of their shortcomings. The SA Troon spent years of effort intentionally fucking up their lives.

Yeah, pretty much. The simplest way to boil down the troon mindset is that it's full of insane idiots that want their own version of the race card, something they can pull to automatically win arguments by any means necessary. So instead of trying to better themselves, they choose to just destroy their minds and bodies. That's more or less why almost every single troon is a gross white man. And why they all act like bullies. Hell, Resetera even bullied a gay black mod off the site recently because black people are lower on the progressive stack than a well-off, gainfully employed white tranny M->F man.

It's like an ultra-sick version of that episode of The Simpsons where Homer gains a bunch of weight to become legally disabled.

 

[soy]

That first post is back from July. They finally saw it.

*They just got called out on it

Pretty sure it was reported before then. People constantly call for violence against conservatives, make casually racist remarks against whites and others, and nothing is ever done. And so turns the fat blorb of a bitch baby jorts wearing forum something awful

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

The thing that originally got me onto SA was reading some of Humper Monkey (a now dead GIP poster)'s stories. Whether they were real or tall tales, they were really entertaining.

Sadly telling stories like that doesn't happen on the forums anymore; goons will shit up any remotely similar thread as they trip over each other to call the story out as fake.

This was back in the early 2000s long before the forums became pozzed.

 

[fenny]

Funnily enough my draw to SA was a lolcow. Some shitty writer that was obsessed with Lovecraft and feuded with 50 Foot Ant, I think?