Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[northstar747]

Pick received little or no attention for a long time and then became ironically popular, then unironically popular, and then hated. She was just the average non-curvy actual vagina having goonette, which I’m sure is considered a rarity.



I came to SA for the photoshops that blew my mind as a teenager. Then all the bullshit Martin Random stories (like the shit lasagna story, which still circulates around to this day) and always thought Lowtax and his lardass right hand man, Zack Parsons, were the weak points.

I came back later when I was looking around for investing advice and found BFC. BFC has a lot of great investing advice but they left out that many of them were savvy investors because they made money hand over fist with goon erotica. When Amazon changed their policy on compensating for their Kindle subscription program, that was pretty much the death of BFC.

Lol sundae was gonna quit his proctor and gamble gig to make smut lol

There were a lot of goons who knew their shit. I remember 3 phase in the early bitcoin threads.

Rope kid worked at obsidian and the troons ran him off because of a joke in POE

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

They can't control it anymore.

e:

We were already aware that you inject horsepiss; you don't need to remind anyone that your genitals have ceased to function.

 

[northstar747]

As much as I shit on FAU he never had to lock QCS

Just prob everyone for 3 days and the faggots will shut up

 

[Nekoi.Inukuma.00]

I wanna start a bet. Will lowtax bother going to the forums one last time to announce it's closure or will it just unceremoniously 404 one day?

E: Also gotta love how koalas march steps in to complain about how this was all a shitshow. You deliberately stirred the pot and escalated things you fucking cracker.

I'm on team 404. I'm thinking it'd go the way of the MSPA forums. Something or someone will break the forums beyond repair, and he just won't bother fixing it. I'm betting on "someone" the way people keep talking about how old and decrepit the codebase is.

With the troons driving everyone else off, maybe the donations will finally fall off below hosting costs, and, like the MSPA forums, someone will offer him enough money to fuck off.

 

[Manah]

Is she a femcel or something? She's posting like SA is her boyfriend and they're close to a breakup. Now that I think about it, it might actually be a genius strategy to get more gullible goon bucks donated to her patreon, instead of the lunatic postings of a self-important, non self-aware token minority internet volunteer that I originally thought it was. Watch out Lotax, there's only so many lesbian troon dollars to go around!

Btw, who's Pick? I can't recall that name from my memory of SA goonlore

I vaguely recall km having a white boyfriend but it's okay because he's one of The Good Ones.

 

[Brazen Wanker]

LOL yeah, Koalas Mooch had a literal fedora-wearing whiteboy boyfriend. She also lived in a pretty nice house, in a nice suburb of Detroit. Oh and her name was anglo as fuck. SS doxxed her quite some time back.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

That tale about killer buttons one dare not remove is one of the better tech whoppers I've heard this year. No doubt Taxie or an admin told him this, which pretty much confirms any and all outside opinions on the absolute state of the people in charge over there.

 

[Ghostse]

Man, I just noticed the SA secret Santa thread in GBS. It’s seven pages two weeks out from Christmas. I remember years ago that thread would have been at least 100 pages by now.

Sadly the majority of posters in the thread seem to be goons who were actually around when SA was a fun place. It’s like they are ghostly Goons of the SA forums’ past. No one has told them the forums died long ago and they keep going thru the motions.

It’s sort of like Lowtax’s FB. I noticed a lot of the likes and comments he was getting for endorsing wise Troons was coming from old goons who actually don’t post on SA, or very rarely do. I know for a fact a handful of this FB buddies haven’t frequented SA since helldump was deleted. This might be why Lowtax sticks to posting on twitter and FB, instead of SA. SM is still where he can interact with people that left or got bored with SA years ago.

I'm surprised SA Secret Santa isn't just Troons exchanging dialators with each other.

The original plan for overhauling the forums involved ponying up 20k to get xenforo and pay someone to recode all the special functionality, but I'm assuming that went sideways when Lowtax's spine attempted to escape his body and the IRS jumped in his shit.

lol my nigga. You still believe Lowtax's spinal issues go beyond "pill head gonna pill"? Cause I have a patreon to help me buy some land in florida that needs funding.

The SA troons made me realize something

You have to really work hard to fuck yourself up that much, this isn't something unintentional like autists alienating some people because autists still accomplish things inspite of their shortcomings. The SA Troon spent years of effort intentionally fucking up their lives.

As posted before, they fuck up their lives and bodies because they have been convinced this will make life better. They don't get that its a lie, that they need to get real, actual mental help. The steps of transitioning (into a freak) make them feel better temporarily, but its not becuase they're cured of dysforia or becoming the girl they always were, its because they get praise from their enablers. They get that nice jolt of endorphins where everyone's congratulating them and saying nice things. But it doesn't last. So they have to keep going further and further, and this is why you have the crazy high rates of post transition regret and suicide.
Once you have inverted your cock and have everyone using your imaginary pronouns....there's no where else to go. And they're finally left with the realization that what was making them unhappy wasn't being a guy.

Of course that ignores the ones who are straight narcissistic sociopaths who have discovered this one weird trick to being able to get away with anything, and have an entire population vigoriously and violently defending you no matter what you did.

You had the troon ButtSoup Barnes who spent the entirety of the inheritance he got from his dead mother, and additional loans from Grandma and Grandpa, all so that at like 28 he could look like a mid-40's hausfrau. Like $100,000 flushed down the drain so he could live a pretty princess fantasy.

 

[Next Task]

I’m against gay ops as a rule but if you’re going to do them, at least wait until his alimony and child support get determined. Hell, he might even have to pay for his wife’s divorce attorney. Better to bleed him dry then pull the Patreon.

If you’re going to do gay ops, do them right.

If you're going to do gay ops, know they're expressly forbidden here. So you can do them all you want, just don't expect to brag about them on the Farms and get praised for it. And especially don't think you can try and plan them here. Not your personal army, etc.

Suggesting actions to take? Often OK. Crowing about having done them? Not so much. People at most seem to think reporting assholes' tweets is fine, anything more is against the site's ethos.

 

[Ghostse]

If you're going to do gay ops, know they're expressly forbidden here. So you can do them all you want, just don't expect to brag about them on the Farms and get praised for it. And especially don't think you can try and plan them here. Not your personal army, etc.

Suggesting actions to take? Often OK. Crowing about having done them? Not so much. People at most seem to think reporting assholes' tweets is fine, anything more is against the site's ethos.

Yes. Commit your gay ops, that's fine. Don't self brag, dont' roll up boasting and taking credit for something that likely completely fucking gay. If what you did was awesome and excellent enough, someone else will notice and - Batman like - you can enjoy your accolades from the shadows.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

me, nailing the dead cat to lowtax's door: this is gonna be fwiggin sweet

Seriously though don't do stuff. It's not going to be as interesting/funny as you think it is if you poke and prod at these people, and anyways you can't do much of it unless you like paying $10 each time. And there's better things to spend your money on.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

I already take joy from the fact that for Christmas Lowtax will be alone, alienated from his family, and in pain. No amount of fucking with him will do anything that he hasn't already done to himself, and will continue to do to himself.

He will probably die alone.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Marfan's syndrome

Most of these are just lanky looking people. It goes suprisingly often completly undiagnosed. It's one of these genetic defects that are on the harmless side if there's treatment given when and where necessary.

Lowtax will shag up with emotionally damaged golddiggers until he either gets to one that'll rob him blind or he's got nothing left to rob in his permanent quest to stay a 28 year old early web 1.0 funnyman. When the inertia of SA ever crumbles to nothing and there won't be any free money anymore, he'll decline very, very quickly.

 

[aquariumwater]

I recall that when it came up that the Dayton shooter was following goons_txt on Twitter, FAU panicked and banned anybody who suggested there might be a connection to Something Awful.

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Silence is a sin. If you don't join the lynch mob, you're next.

Just in case you were wondering what this one looks like:

 

[Null]

I wonder if they'd keep perma banning people if people kept registering accounts here with the same name as others on SA.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Just in case you were wondering what this one looks like:
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I have been staring at this hair for what feels like ten minutes. It is one of the greatest things I have seen.

 

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I have been staring at this hair for what feels like ten minutes. It is one of the greatest things I have seen.

It reminds me of this guy. I can't remember his name, but his hair is simply atrocious. As you can see.

It sort of reminds me of Chris Chan's straw-like hair. This gremlin has an interesting backstory. Keep in mind that I'm doing this from memory, but he was a Yoshi furry. Yes, the Super Mario Yoshi.

He did something that was more reprehensible than what I'm about to bring up, something like abusing a family member or stealing from somebody, I don't remember. But he got outed for writing a staggering amount of Yoshi erotic roleplay, including a detailed description of anilingus which included a line regarding the taste of his "partner's" feces. From the very edges of my memory, I believe he went down fighting, trying everything he can not to be a laughingstock of the forum before getting mercy banned.

Like I said, I may be embellishing it from memory, but what I can't forget is the horrid intricacies of scatological Yoshi erotic roleplay.

 

[tantric_depressive]

LOL yeah, Koalas Mooch had a literal fedora-wearing whiteboy boyfriend. She also lived in a pretty nice house, in a nice suburb of Detroit. Oh and her name was anglo as fuck. SS doxxed her quite some time back.

Wait, what??
(Please insert at least 10 super-sassy Beyonce gifs here)
Well, I hope our most high and mighty PoC trans-ally princess has rejected the bigotry of her youth, and transitioned to exclusively riding fem-dick in this, our most current, year. Smh @Koala's March, it should be sissymen in wigs, not cismen in fedoras!! Hth, my dudette.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Wait, what??
(Please insert at least 10 super-sassy Beyonce gifs here)
Well, I hope our most high and mighty PoC trans-ally princess has rejected the bigotry of her youth, and transitioned to exclusively riding fem-dick in this, our most current, year. Smh @Koala's March, it should be sissymen in wigs, not cismen in fedoras!! Hth, my dudette.

The dox actually happened here if I can recall correctly. Her name is Brittany Anne Marie Archer. A very white name to complement her very white skin and her very white boyfriend.

 

[No Ma'ams Land]

Some of you guys are very willing to trip right over obvious bait. Please do not give me the ol' "How can you even tell these days?" in response.

D&D post-election was a magical time.

Case in point:

Many of the D&D hillarymen (or other 'libs') are still in this mindset, they're just not so mind-numbingly blatant about it. The purpose of D&D (and most of CSPAM) is now to herd all of them into one place. When Trump wins his second term, the mind-breaking meltdowns will be quite delicious.