Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

What part of Kelly's body will she start picking at next?

  • Stumps

    Votes: 1,437 58.6%

  • Arms

    Votes: 367 15.0%

  • Hands

    Votes: 118 4.8%

  • Face

    Votes: 229 9.3%

  • Hair

    Votes: 117 4.8%

  • Face

    Votes: 182 7.4%

  • She will find an entirely new way of harming herself

    Votes: 827 33.7%
  • Total voters
    2,453
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Punkinsplice said:
Don't "skim read". Go back through this self torture spree like the rest of us did, dude. Spoon feeding you this kind of crazy would be sadistic af. Just a warning: don't click the spoilers. And don't respond to any posts from the crazy bitch herself.
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Done. Why did i do this after eating?
This is the most gnarly subforum on the site imo.
 
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Lol, Kelly would have never had a career as a dancer She was never good enough to make it on talent, she was never disciplined enough to make up for it, and she wasn't good looking enough to make it without lots of both. She never would have had a real agent, both because she wouldn't have had enough of a career to merit paying one and because it wouldn't be worth any agent's time to even try.
 
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lamp shade said:
I’m pretty sure she’s the account trying to revive it, as @Bees pointed out.
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I figured a good sign way to check if she was sniffing around us for attention was to see if she tried the same on lolcow (oddly no go, she must like us better now) or if she unlocked her accounts.
Lo and behold, she's visible again on Instagram

Does look like too much was missed. She seems to have stopped destroying her legs and is now hobbling around on them, looking like she may be starting a new saga to compensate:

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Aside from that looks like a lot of the usual. When she runs out of fodder she reminds everyone that she was a prodigy dancer who will never dance again due, of course, to her unfortunate super special, always evolving chronic illnesses and that her twin sister, who should be her other half, hates her more than anyone in the whole wide world, guys.


So yeah, as I figured she came here to remind us all of her most likely so we'd see her re-opened instagram before her next "diagnosis" comes in. Not super worth a read since all the text is just me me me me me, but may be worth occasionally cracking open and seeing which flavour of crazy she's testing next.

Fingers crossed we'll get more foot-pin, dog fucking/eating cult!

*edit: Sorry if bad post. Quite drunk
 
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PinkDancingDogs said:
Hadn't looked at her IG for a while--has she always tagged herself as having MS in her intro/bio thing? I don't remember an MS saga.
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It was brief. Her years-long struggle with a completely mysterious anemia supposedly ended up being due to, drumroll, uterine fibroids! It wasn’t diagnosed sooner because, while she claims to have mentioned unreasonably heavy menstruation over and over, those mean and terrible doctors just never listened to her. So once she couldn’t use that for attention anymore, she developed a new set of symptoms and claimed they diagnosed her with MS, but it was quickly out of sight, out of mind, because she suddenly had Behcet’s. She stopped talking about having a serious neurodegenerative disease because her legs were rotting off. It’s much easier to get attention when you can flaunt your symptoms in everyone’s faces.
 
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I don't wanna keep reviving this thread but y'all. Good sis Kelly keeps posting dropbox links so we can keep up with her leggos and the last one is a couple of craters in which her tendons are jiggling. It's not even gross anymore tbh. I don't know how to post the video other than pasting the link but everyone can go see the link in her bio. And I'm sorry for promoting Kelly but I gotta say I am kinda disappointed her legs are still attached to whatever the rest of her is.
 
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quetiapine_queen said:
I don't wanna keep reviving this thread but y'all. Good sis Kelly keeps posting dropbox links so we can keep up with her leggos and the last one is a couple of craters in which her tendons are jiggling. It's not even gross anymore tbh. I don't know how to post the video other than pasting the link but everyone can go see the link in her bio. And I'm sorry for promoting Kelly but I gotta say I am kinda disappointed her legs are still attached to whatever the rest of her is.
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Gotufam.


get started on those new years resolutions early by vomiting everything you just ate!
 
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Kate Farms Shill said:
Gotufam.


get started on those new years resolutions early by vomiting everything you just ate!
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I thought they were doing better. Kelly's legs are honestly appalling. I can't watch the video in the link. The thumbnail is too much. She was feeling all "Woe-is-me" about how close she was to losing her legs, fairly recently, yet here they are, once again, with what look like freshly-dug craters. The last time I saw a photo of Kelly's legs, I believe, they were black and looked like they had been left in a deep fryer.
Correction*: The craters may not be freshly-dug, upon looking at the photo again. The area just looks generally fucked with. I'm sorry, it was disgusting and I looked too quickly the first time to catch that. Regardless, her legs don't look well.
 
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Fuck you and your asspats said:
I thought they were doing better. Kelly's legs are honestly appalling. I can't watch the video in the link. The thumbnail is too much. She was feeling all "Woe-is-me" about how close she was to losing her legs, fairly recently, yet here they are, once again, with what look like freshly-dug craters. The last time I saw a photo of Kelly's legs, I believe, they were black and looked like they had been left in a deep fryer.
Correction*: The craters may not be freshly-dug, upon looking at the photo again. The area just looks generally fucked with. I'm sorry, it was disgusting and I looked too quickly the first time to catch that. Regardless, her legs don't look well.
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It's reached the point of looking like a cheap prosthetic now. Somehow I find it easier to stomach while she's flexing things since David Cronenberg's just gonna yell "cut!" any second.
 
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