Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Spent the fast few days reading up on the thread. This dude was banned and caught smurfing and repeatedly banned again right? Was he unbanned out of pity?

 

[Unog]

That one guy, the one that gave us the deviant rating... he was pretty close, for awhile there he was posting in his thread pretty consistently. But I think even he gave up.

(This is gonna drive me nuts now. He had some sort of birth defect, incredibly yellow teeth, and the most unwieldy writing style known to man, but he was certain that he was a literal genius. What is his name?!)

Timothy "TJ" Church. He might have Bryan beat come to think of it.

 

[instythot]

Timothy "TJ" Church. He might have Bryan beat come to think of it.

Christ that's sad. An also ran at gamergating, the dsp hateboner wasn't quite rock hard enough to be official SoK, not quite enough of a glutton for punishment for bloodsports and now can't even be the most prolific own thread poster

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

I cant give up kiwifarms. Just say it.

 

[Chaosbandit]

Lol this is your life josh. Not mine. This is all you got. You know it. Tonight ill go home and play with my daughter. Enjoy the company of my wife, hang out with friends and be happy.

That wont change man. As much as you wanna gaslight it with everyone here, ill still be happier and more successful then you. I dont even hate you for it. I feel sorry for you. It must really fuck you up every night knowing this is how youll live and die. Alone on a website you barely can make ends meet. No kids. No future. No wife. Not even a Christmas card from mom and dad. Hiding in another country hoping Uncle Sam doesnt get you.

Im sorry for you Josh. I truly am.

You spend all your time socking on here and trying to get someone to think you're cool, and you're going to go and try to judge anyone?
At this point, it's obvious this is your bizarre compulsion and you're forever destined to be a dancing monkey for this site, desperately hoping its owner will pay you attention for a second and insult you so you can get that dopamine hit.
You know, because if you actually had a life you'd be out living it instead of squeaking and bouncing on here all the time.

Maybe it wouldn't have worked, Bry Bry. But approaching the issue the way you did was a guaranteed fail when your daughter's better interests were at stake, sailor

He doesn't give a shit about that girl.
She's just going to end up another prop for when his latest attempt to win everyone over fails and he starts whimpering again to try and get sympy.

What's your story dude? One instance you are a tremendous faggot stalker sociopath like the rest of these shitheads here. The other instance you want to give advice like you care but in the same breathe act like you are above me.

Whats the deal here champ? None of you are above me. From your gay ass dear leaders own words, 90% of you fuckheads are furry degenerates or literal insane trannys like yaniv. From where I stand, none of you are normal. None of you can give sound advice and the majority of you either gaslight the punching bag or pretend you are above the punching bag when you all cant even go outside without giving off the creeps to anyone in 10 mile radius.

Thats where I stand on that

So where do you stand on wanting to try to give advice while being a sack of shit in another light?

I don't even know this person, but I'm sure they're better than you.
You know, because you're a pariah.

You want some advice?
Grow up, and be a damned man.
Stop whimpering and trying to win over a site of people who will never sing your praises, turn off the computer, go outside and get a real job, and then be an adult and take care of the daughter you're claiming is yours.

Will you do that?
Nope.
Because you're too busy caring what a bunch of anonymous people on the Internet think about you.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

I cant give up kiwifarms. Just say it.

How many socks do you have?

I am sorry. I meant. How many cocks you sucked!

 

[AltisticRight]

I mean, most NEETs just sit at home fucking around on the internet, watching anime, and playing vidya. So yes, it makes sense you exceptional individuals cant do any trades or wipe your own asses. Im fairly certain you couldn't change your own tire if you got a flat.

Holy shit man.
I respect truckies and brickies, they do society a good service. Certainly better than welfare parasites, sure.
But would you stop acting like your blue collar wagecuck job is something extraordinary? This is so fucking retarded. You're wagecucking, not a CEO, self-employed, or traveller. There's literally nothing special about digging holes with vehicles. This is beyond stupid, it's like a burger flipper making an arse out of himself for flipping burgers. Your job requires little to no skill level, I'm sorry. As much as I think construction and minimum wage jobs are important, it's low skill. You don't get paint everyone with a neet brush and laugh from your non-existent high-horse... high-excavator.

Ive been off work and laughing at you all while playing some vidya. Dont you all have something you should be doing? Like your jobs? You all have jobs right? You wouldnt be NEETs right? I wouldn't be right about you all would I?

You posted this at when... isn't it early afternoon or something?
Wouldn't it make more sense that a wagecuck job is scheduled, ie work from 7am to 5pm? Or are you using your lunch break to voice out your thirst for attention on as you claim "an obscure site no one cares about because it aint twitter or facebook"? Or maybe your neet bashing is just personal projection, and you're a fucking neet while your wife raises her daughter whilst feeding another manbaby?
Either way, it's pathetic.

Pull your head out of your butthole. You're wagecucking and there's literally nothing special about it.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

last i heard of this guy was him confessing of being gay and wanting to fuck Jim (mistermeteouker). it was kinda sad hearing him talk about it. he sounded like he was very lonely and just wanted someone to love him.

"edit" wow he has a kiwi farms account and post on his own thread. get out of here man. do something else with your time.

 

[AnOminous]

You dont know me and you really have no idea what you are suggesting. You do realize they dont just let anybody handle heavy equipment or lineman work right? You have to take tests and get qualified for work like that. You have a foreman that oversees your work and reports it daily. You have paperwork you sign every day and hold a daily safety meeting on planning what we do everyday.

This isnt India. They dont just let some random person do that kind of work. They pay amazingly well for that work because its hard, its dangerous, and the people who do it are trained and qualified to do it.

You all do not know me. You have zero idea half the shit you post and the internet bares no emotions or reactions in my personal life or my line of work. None. You people keep saying dumb shit like this as if you have any idea wtf youre on about but its all just gossip gross speculation. Not even tangentially solidified in the real world.


The internet is not real life

You are super mad.

 

[Begemot]

My apologies if this has been answered somewhere in this thread, Bryan has to hold the record of most posts in their own thread right?

It might be autphag, considering how long that thread is.

@AnOminous would you agree?

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Timothy "TJ" Church. He might have Bryan beat come to think of it.

Bless you!

Now it's killing me too, but I'm not damaging my search history by looking for that video of him Trying to use the fact he jacks off with shit to prove he isn't a pedo.

That was Nick Bates.

 

[Shittus Maximus]

last i heard of this guy was him confessing of being gay and wanting to fuck Jim (mistermeteouker). it was kinda sad hearing him talk about it. he sounded like he was very lonely and just wanted someone to love him.

"edit" wow he has a kiwi farms account and post in his own thread. get out of here man. do something else with your time.

There's audio of him confessing to a dude about how he creeped out a friend by saying he wanted to suck their cock, then proceeded to ask the guy he was saying all this to to get a pic of his cock even if it was an outline. All while he started creeping him out and then was getting made fun of by the dude. As for Metokur, Fucko here was using his name to try to swing favor towards him from other people in a sad attempt to get dirt to backstab and manipulate them just like when he leeched on Tonka.

 

[instythot]

Holy shit man.
I respect truckies and brickies, they do society a good service. Certainly better than welfare parasites, sure.
But would you stop acting like your blue collar wagecuck job is something extraordinary?
<snip>

You posted this at when... isn't it early afternoon or something?

Bryan probably doesn't think he's better than most white collar or unemployed people, just the ones he imagines post in this thread. He's just lashing out. Good advice and concern for his welfare set him off apparently, which is something that will likely cause issues with his foreman and allegedly loving wife

Bry Bry was posting for some time before and after he claimed to be home for the day playing video games. He either called in sick, wasn't scheduled during the week for some reason or was spending a lot of work time mad at us and possibly locked in a portapotty. Many of us would guess the third option

There's audio of him confessing to a dude about how he creeped out a friend by saying he wanted to suck their cock, then proceeded to ask the guy he was saying all this to to get a pic of his cock even if it was an outline.

Available many pages back in this very thread, or type "metokur king of pol outline" into YouTube. Also in this very thread is audio of Bryan singing karaoke to "so bizarre" , but making it about the cock he lusts for an outline of

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Bless you!

That was Nick Bates.

Thanks, got those two mixed up for some reason.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Geez Bryan get a handle on your anger.
What have any of us done to you personally to bring out such seething rage?
It's just pointing and laughing. Nobody's calling your job, nobody's calling CPS, none of that.
People are merely mocking your irrational hyperventilating behavior.
lol calm down

 

[instythot]

Geez Bryan get a handle on your anger.
What have any of us done to you personally to bring out such seething rage?
It's just pointing and laughing. Nobody's calling your job, nobody's calling CPS, none of that.
People are merely mocking your irrational hyperventilating behavior.
lol calm down

You know Bryan, @An Avenging Bird or txt or Freddy Boy or Boon or whoever is right. We're not fucking with you and we're not even tagging you in this thread. Calm down, lol. If you have some meds, I suggest you take the prescribed dose

When Bryan Dunn makes an appearance in the Bryan Dunn thread of the internet's most notorious shit talking and laughing at retards forum, Bryan Dunn should expect to get his balls busted. And it's a really gentle ball busting considering all the genuine good advice that is dropped on him at the same time

 

[Schmeckel]

As for Metokur, Fucko here was using his name to try to swing favor towards him from other people in a sad attempt to get dirt to backstab and manipulate them just like when he leeched on Tonka.

He is/was on the constant quest to be Grover Dill to Jim's Scut Farkus. And when Senpai laughed his tits off when he held a Metocast to share the audio...it hurt him to the core. He's yet to recover.

 

[Perspicacity]

Let's have a recap of Bryan's antics over the past week.

12/5
Bryan spergs about a sarcastic comment about Bryan being friends with someone (TXT). Proclaims that he hates TXT and never got a long with him. Says he lied about trying to make up with TXT that it was for a ceasefire for a log behavior that Bryan gets involved with. Proceeds tell a fantastical story on repeat about how he impressed his daddy Jim by picking on a sped in a skype call while making his fantasy man Jim laugh. Likely beating his dick to the memory. He eventually calms down.

12/6
Bryan thinks he discovered and confirmed the sock of his old pal TXT. Shockingly he had no real evidence. Makes a paranoid rant about how there are old internet beefs from his SoK days that are still on this forum socking and stalking him. Proclaims we are all stalkers and a logs, proceeds to continue posting in his own thread.

12/8
Bryan the prophet proclaims someday the Kiwifarms will die and freedom of speech will be lost forever. States that he will celebrate the site dying.

12/10
Bryan reacted to people in here saying he doesn't have a daughter/not important at work by posting a video of his daughter and him singing at work.

12/11
The next day Bryan realized oh shit maybe I shouldn't have done that. Starts sperging that it was an "accident" and wants it taken down. Does his best to summon one of his love quest targets Null and flirts with him incessantly, then get's angry when he gets rejected. Videos stay up. It's apparently everyones fault but his own that he posted those videos.

12/12
Bryan took his meds.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

You know Bryan, @An Avenging Bird or txt or Freddy Boy or Boon or whoever is right. We're not fucking with you and we're not even tagging you in this thread. Calm down, lol.

Fine im sorry

 

[An Avenging Bird]

You're apologizing to the wrong person, Bryan.