Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Gravityqueen4life]

Boogie hasn't stepped his foot outside the US in his entire life. Even though he now has a "traveling channel".

to be fair, that can be said about most Americans. beside i heard some states in USA may as well be a different country.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

to be fair, that can be said about most Americans. beside i heard some states in USA may as well be a different country.

This is true, I've traveled extensively through the States and going from one area, especially outside of the major cities, to another can be jarring at times

 

[Bad Headspace]

Absolute bollocks http://archive.md/WRjMt
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"I never ignore genuine criticism." Actually that is true, because he treats is a personal attack!
Just see when he freaked out over the guy giving him actual fitness advice or all the other moments.

 

[Regulas]

Boogie hasn't stepped his foot outside the US in his entire life. Even though he now has a "traveling channel".

If he did, he'd probably end up like this guy

Flight attendant says overweight passenger forced her to wipe his butt

An overweight passenger aboard a Taiwanese airliner forced flight attendants to remove his pants so he could use the toilet — then wipe his butt as he moaned in pleasure, according to reports. A fl…

nypost.com

 

[Pissmaster]

Boogie was on The Dick Show, episode 184, from 47:45 to 1:23:10

Around the 57 minute mark, they talk about that time Boogie mentioned his friend who died but didn't actually die in Desert Storm, Boogie defends himself, and if anyone here's a video creator, you can clip 58:16 a funny exploitable where Boogie says "I'm not that fuckin' stupid! Holy shit! Like I might be a fuckin' dumbass, I might exaggerate things to tell a good story from time to time, okay, but I sure as shit, am not that fuckin' stupid! Holy fuck!"

58:54 Boogie denies his ex-wife signed an NDA, said "she's tweeted out several times that she never signed a piece of paper". Though, he wishes he had her sign a prenup, claiming she took half, and stayed fairly vague, mentioning he was close to becoming a millionaire when the divorce happened. He goes on to say he had his best year of business the year after the divorce, though she took "well into six figures".

1:00:38 "That woman was literally helping me clean up the blood that I was shitting and throwing up post surgery"
1:01:11 Boogie admits he never broke his addiction to food WHICH I'VE BEEN BANGING ON ABOUT IN THIS THREAD HOLY SHIT BOOGIE YOU DO HAVE AN ADDICTION PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
1:01:38 "I think of it more as a form of self-harm, if I'm being honest, I think I hate myself and I like to hurt myself with food" (then show your gut bacteria who's boss and start eating right, embrace the withdrawls of food addiction and a change of diet, breaking a personal addiction is a sure-fire way to kick your own ass)
And then Boogie talked his weights:
-He made it under 340, but went back up to 342 after Thanksgiving, 587 at peak, 498 the day of surgery
-He's currently eating 2500-3000 kcal

Then Boogie rages about microtransactions

1:13:20 Boogie talks about how this past summer, he was suicidal, even picked his birthday (July 24) to kill himself. He talked about filming a goodbye video 3 months prior, and had a plan to set it up on an auto-mailer to mail out to some people the day after his birthday, and also an idea to film another video for his main channel where Francis performed "I did it my way", which he posted anyway.

1:18:12 Boogie did DMT and that's what convinced him to not kill himself, and they go on to talk about it for a while. Boogie's also interested in trying ketamine. (maybe Boogie should try speed and see if that doesn't help curb his appetite)

There was also a segment where Dick asked Boogie about reviving Biggest Problem with him. Personally, I think it'd be great, maybe Dick's influence could rub off on Boogie and finally straighten his shit out. Or Boogie will become Maddox pt. 2. One way or another, it's bound to be great for us. I'd really love to see Boogie kick his food addiction once and for all,

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Boogie will never get better. He's had opportunities, he's had thousands of people offering legitimate help, he's had several "oh shit" moments and he's had various surgeries on his body for his disgusting habits. Every time he speaks of suicide it really makes one think that if he really felt even partially suicidal he might be somewhat introspective. He may have poor mental health but a lot of people in the world do and Boogie is a much worse person than a lot of them.
The only improvement Boogie2988 excuses for anything will ever do is improve the food industries profits.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

If he did, he'd probably end up like this guy

Flight attendant says overweight passenger forced her to wipe his butt

An overweight passenger aboard a Taiwanese airliner forced flight attendants to remove his pants so he could use the toilet — then wipe his butt as he moaned in pleasure, according to reports. A fl…

nypost.com

That guy died

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Boogie will never get better. He's had opportunities, he's had thousands of people offering legitimate help, he's had several "oh shit" moments and he's had various surgeries on his body for his disgusting habits. Every time he speaks of suicide it really makes one think that if he really felt even partially suicidal he might be somewhat introspective. He may have poor mental health but a lot of people in the world do and Boogie is a much worse person than a lot of them.
The only improvement Boogie2988 excuses for anything will ever do is improve the food industries profits.

It is the lolcow constant - addressing (or pretending to) a symptom, and never treating the cause.

 

[Imperial Guardsman]

There was also a segment where Dick asked Boogie about reviving Biggest Problem with him. Personally, I think it'd be great, maybe Dick's influence could rub off on Boogie and finally straighten his shit out. Or Boogie will become Maddox pt. 2. One way or another, it's bound to be great for us. I'd really love to see Boogie kick his food addiction once and for all,

A big part of me wishes the revival of the biggest problem with boogie actually happens. I found the nerd wars stream they did really entertaining. that hypothetical biggest problem could be some of the best boogie content ever.

 

[Five Star Man]

Dick is looking for another self styled 'intellectual' red state restart to punch down on for laughs and Boogie fits the bill perfectly. He's just like Maddox, a dumbass bumpkin with delusions of grandeur. I can see why Dick is keen on him.

 

[Beluga]

1:18:12 Boogie did DMT and that's what convinced him to not kill himself, and they go on to talk about it for a while. Boogie's also interested in trying ketamine. (maybe Boogie should try speed and see if that doesn't help curb his appetite)

Given his size, what dosage would he need to take of DMT, ketamine or speed to even begin to feel any effect?

 

[Wendy Carter]

I'm pretty sure boogie just fucked up the whole giveaway and sent the prize to the wrong person. The screenshot clearly says pickleman1244, while he @'s pickleman1233.

HeisenBoogie on Twitter

“Picking a winner of the xbox today! Your chances of winning are 1:6000 or so. not bad!”

twitter.com

(https://archive.li/31qDT)

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Given his size, what dosage would he need to take of DMT, ketamine or speed to even begin to feel any effect?

Hey, at least he’s one human being who could be seen as having a legitimate need to take elephant tranquilizers!

 

[Observotron]

He's currently eating 2500-3000 kcal

According to Google, he's 5'9

He's 45

Assuming he has a sedentary life style

Looks like boogie will be losing a quarter to a half pound a week. Let's see what happens boys.

 

[Twinkie]

He used the same pic

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So.. is he just not gonna address this or what? Even Amberlynn's lies aren't this blatant.

 

[Pissmaster]

Given his size, what dosage would he need to take of DMT, ketamine or speed to even begin to feel any effect?

I'd think since all three aren't things you absorb through your stomach, it'd rely more on the quality of his blood circulation... which clearly isn't great considering he's got that thing wh But I do know you smoke DMT, and I don't think Boogie's ever mentioned having any breathing problems. Regardless, I guess he smoked enough to get him to trip, since he seemed to love it.

 

[Anti Fanta]

I'd think since all three aren't things you absorb through your stomach, it'd rely more on the quality of his blood circulation... which clearly isn't great considering he's got that thing wh But I do know you smoke DMT, and I don't think Boogie's ever mentioned having any breathing problems. Regardless, I guess he smoked enough to get him to trip, since he seemed to love it.

Doesn't the Boogster have to literally wear some kind of mask attached to a machine when he sleeps at night? I think he definitely has breathing problems.

EDIT: Yeah he does. A CPAP machine: https://youtu.be/M9LIkstBWIw?t=353

 

[Pissmaster]

Doesn't the Boogster have to literally wear some kind of mask attached to a machine when he sleeps at night? I think he definitely has breathing problems.

EDIT: Yeah he does. A CPAP machine: https://youtu.be/M9LIkstBWIw?t=353

Huh. I'm not really surprised, since sleep apnea is a really popular diagnosis these days, and considering that load of medication in his bag, I'm sure he just eats up whatever the doctor gives him.

 

[thejackal]

So.. is he just not gonna address this or what? Even Amberlynn's lies aren't this blatant.

AL has a few loyal fans but Boogie has an army of impressionable fat neckbeards in training aged 12-18 that believe anything that comes out of his fat mouth. It's really the only thing keeping his channel afloat at the level it even is. Hell, AL's vids get more views than Boogie's do these days.

 

[Failure_Personified]

Boogie boy might be the next Maddox and I'm so excited to see it if it happens.

Also proof that Dick is always willing to give someone a chance, you can even see it in his eyes. He's not sure about it but he's willing and this could be hilarious!