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Forget it, Jake, it's Rolling Stone.
Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.
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That was my first thought and then I remembered Joe COCKer.
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White people don't hate being called white people. White people hate all the other shit that cunts like Saira Rao and self-hating white man bitches like Kevin Allred say when they talk about white people.
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I've been ignoring Kevin about as hard as the academic world has so I missed that his lawsuit drama ended. Reading through the documents with no small bit of disappointment that we didn't get something more impressive I just thought this was funny:
In Kev's filing:
In NYC's answer:
Which sounds a little like
In Kev's filing:
In NYC's answer:
Which sounds a little like
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Ah I didn't realize he was a fag. Interesting.
Tho the fashion and hairstyle says it all
Tho the fashion and hairstyle says it all
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I know everyone knows this C S Lewis quote but I gotta post it anyway:
“Of all the tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under the omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber barons cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”
This book already exists, kind of; it's the oeuvre of the Last Psychiatrist, which someone in this thread somewhere already mentioned. If you haven't read him, stop everything you are doing and start right now. It will change your life.
It's always worth rereading The Mask of Sanity too. I read it every couple years and always have new insights, though not necessarily those that the author intended.
Also: one of the unintended casualties of the School of Resentment (as Harold Bloom called it) is blacks of genuine talent. Books like Chinua Achebe's "Things Fall Apart" and Amos Tutuola's "The Palm Wine Drunkard" show a different world to what most of us are used to, are well written, and actually have something to teach us. But things being what they are I can't even blame anyone anymore who sees the black face on the back cover and throws it away as more PC bullshit. Anyone read these? I hear the former is the first part of a trilogy; maybe I'll read it all soon.
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Mask of Sanity is a great read. I didn't realize Cleckley was also co-author of the Three Faces of Eve. Also apparently a diatribe against homosexual influences on society.
What is this Last Psychiatrist thing, though? Too lazy to page back.
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Choose an essay that looks interesting and start there. Warning: you'll have to read half a dozen before you start to understand the underlying ideas, his style, etc. That's not to say it's not great reading from the beginning, but you'll just miss a lot of stuff at first.
I read Cleckley on homosexuality; really enjoyed it actually. There was a LOT of truth in there too.
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He lives in hipsterland in Brooklyn, that doesn't mean anything any more. The screeching and his musical taste should have given it away, even if you somehow missed all his political reeeeee-ing.
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"See what you've made me do? You made me hit you!"
"We will kick your ass", yeah, like Phil (ADF) does.
It must be the dozenth time Kevvie deplores the futile, inauthentic "performativity" of SJW social media. Yet he still hasn't got the willpower to quit:
Leave it to Kevvie to chastise other white people. There is only ever one Authentic Educator, everyone else is "performative" and "useless":
Kevvie doesn't have the self-awareness to understand what he says.
Totally not performative and useless.
No they aren't, but good luck finding someone in grievance studies that knows the difference.
Let's listen to more Beyond-shite to make society better!
It's not a cheap send-up: Kevvie literally believes that!
And needless to say, Beyond-shite owns all dead white male artists!
The NYT article is a clickbait, don't mind it.
Here is some TL;DR self-flagellation. The low-down: Black feminists are his Jesus. Kevvie has suffered for the sin of Trump therefore, somehow, he has become the apostle of the cult of Black Feminism:
I'm sure everyone can feel the religious overtones. And if he really believes that "black feminism...is the only real way to fix this broken world", he should leave the fixing to black women. Is he so racist and sexist to presume that black women need a white man to do their job? Isn't that exactly the "white man's burden" trope?
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I wonder who gave Kevvie licence to make annoying attention grabs.
Kevvie is, of course, still sore that Hillary Rodham lost:
Strange I didn't get the memo that Elizabeth Warren represents patriarchy.
White Supremacy has claimed another victim:
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Kevvie may be badly paid, but he still finds money for frivolous things. Praise be Capitalism I guess?
Crossover with Jesse Singal:
"We will kick your ass", yeah, like Phil (ADF) does.
It must be the dozenth time Kevvie deplores the futile, inauthentic "performativity" of SJW social media. Yet he still hasn't got the willpower to quit:
Leave it to Kevvie to chastise other white people. There is only ever one Authentic Educator, everyone else is "performative" and "useless":
Kevvie doesn't have the self-awareness to understand what he says.
Totally not performative and useless.
No they aren't, but good luck finding someone in grievance studies that knows the difference.
Let's listen to more Beyond-shite to make society better!
It's not a cheap send-up: Kevvie literally believes that!
And needless to say, Beyond-shite owns all dead white male artists!
The NYT article is a clickbait, don't mind it.
Here is some TL;DR self-flagellation. The low-down: Black feminists are his Jesus. Kevvie has suffered for the sin of Trump therefore, somehow, he has become the apostle of the cult of Black Feminism:
I'm sure everyone can feel the religious overtones. And if he really believes that "black feminism...is the only real way to fix this broken world", he should leave the fixing to black women. Is he so racist and sexist to presume that black women need a white man to do their job? Isn't that exactly the "white man's burden" trope?
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I wonder who gave Kevvie licence to make annoying attention grabs.
Kevvie is, of course, still sore that Hillary Rodham lost:
Strange I didn't get the memo that Elizabeth Warren represents patriarchy.
White Supremacy has claimed another victim:
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Kevvie may be badly paid, but he still finds money for frivolous things. Praise be Capitalism I guess?
Crossover with Jesse Singal:
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Joe Biden has 41% support among black democratic voters and Sanders is second at 20 percent. So the top 4 choices among New Hampshire college educated whites are a) a gay man, b) black America's favorite, c) a woman, and d) a Jew.
It's practically a Nazi rally!
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Queers love to publicly describe how many hours they work and how many jobs they have. I'm not sure why but I've only seen them do it.
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So what I'm getting from this is that black Democrats are tools of the white man. Allred should whitesplain to them that they need to support Kamala Harris or whichever the hell proud wahman of color.
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The only noteworthy piece of news: Kevvie is trying to do research on cults in order to stick it to the Mormons -- strange he didn't look at the Beyond-shite fanclub:
And now that he has received his compensation, can it be his conclusion with his debacle with NYPD?
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Kevvie is on tour:
Yup, with such credentials, who wouldn't pay for her traveling expenses?
But Kevvie's prospects are looking up:
And he manages to have a career as public-speaker despite debilitating social anxiety and OCD!
Kevvie continues to get sick of social media; Kevvie continue to get a high out of getting sick of social media.
It seems social media have replaced Taylor Swift as his arch-nemesis:
And of course, when something offends Kevvie, it must be the handiworks of the Right:
The self-awareness is off the charts.
There are plenty more deep thoughts such as these, but enough is enough.
In summary:
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Speaking of Trump:
Isn't it strange that people who insisted that Trump was going to kill them all are all hale and sound by the end of his first term? And it is easy to put your "livelihood" on the line when you have none.
You can start with burning down all Beyond-shite albums.
His hate for Trump spreads to innocent targets:
Deplorables:
Unfortunately Kevvie never mention what facts; we can all benefit from his pop-punk academic wisdom.
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Kevvie wants white people to acknowledge their Original Sin of being born white, just like he does:
More unaware self-hatred:
"I've likely been guilty of this in the past". You are guilty of this at this very moment!
And what non-performative things you've done to "dismantle white privilege"? Did you volunteer in the soup kitchen in nigger areas? Did you teach nigger kids to do their homework?
Feminism means you can be mean to women -- as long as they are white and successful.
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And her host would have sued her for billions. This dumb fuck only cares about pop culture yet has no idea how pop culture operates.
Capitalism is bad but Kevvie sure doesn't mind his sacred black sow grows fat on it!
TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!!!
Wants to write memoir, can't think of a thing to write about:
FUCK YOU DAD!!!!!!
Still more pop-culture bullshit:
Kevvie hates Christmas because love is not in the air:
If you want love, you gotta love first.
Sorry about your friend, but having one sad event doesn't exactly stop someone from loving.
And he is, of course, not alone:
She is "filled with gratitude every day", yet she hates certain days because the calendar tells her to.
And now that he has received his compensation, can it be his conclusion with his debacle with NYPD?
Kevvie is on tour:
Yup, with such credentials, who wouldn't pay for her traveling expenses?
But Kevvie's prospects are looking up:
And he manages to have a career as public-speaker despite debilitating social anxiety and OCD!
Kevvie continues to get sick of social media; Kevvie continue to get a high out of getting sick of social media.
It seems social media have replaced Taylor Swift as his arch-nemesis:
And of course, when something offends Kevvie, it must be the handiworks of the Right:
The self-awareness is off the charts.
There are plenty more deep thoughts such as these, but enough is enough.
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Speaking of Trump:
Isn't it strange that people who insisted that Trump was going to kill them all are all hale and sound by the end of his first term? And it is easy to put your "livelihood" on the line when you have none.
You can start with burning down all Beyond-shite albums.
His hate for Trump spreads to innocent targets:
Deplorables:
Unfortunately Kevvie never mention what facts; we can all benefit from his pop-punk academic wisdom.
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Kevvie wants white people to acknowledge their Original Sin of being born white, just like he does:
More unaware self-hatred:
"I've likely been guilty of this in the past". You are guilty of this at this very moment!
And what non-performative things you've done to "dismantle white privilege"? Did you volunteer in the soup kitchen in nigger areas? Did you teach nigger kids to do their homework?
Feminism means you can be mean to women -- as long as they are white and successful.
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And her host would have sued her for billions. This dumb fuck only cares about pop culture yet has no idea how pop culture operates.
Capitalism is bad but Kevvie sure doesn't mind his sacred black sow grows fat on it!
TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!!!
Wants to write memoir, can't think of a thing to write about:
FUCK YOU DAD!!!!!!
Still more pop-culture bullshit:
Kevvie hates Christmas because love is not in the air:
If you want love, you gotta love first.
Sorry about your friend, but having one sad event doesn't exactly stop someone from loving.
And he is, of course, not alone:
She is "filled with gratitude every day", yet she hates certain days because the calendar tells her to.
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Thanks for the update, but I think it could have used some spoiler tags.
That check wasn't for very much money, unless he got like exactly a million dollars or something.
That check wasn't for very much money, unless he got like exactly a million dollars or something.
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Looks like our little kevin is already trying to get booked for crackpot speeches for the new year
You heard it here first folks, he's officially 'an unapologetic outlaw of academia.' and apparently has a 'world wide' audience now. The picture says it all
Who wouldn't want to book him, right?
and I think I finally figured out why he is the way he is. I mean isn't it obvious? He clearly ran over some beyonce loving black woman and was possessed by her angry diva spirit. Mad TV predicted this years ago:
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It truly is a massive red flag when a person tries to use something bad that happened to them around a random holiday to shut on other people's parade. People cannot immediately understand what has happened to you at a glance. Christmas time is one of the few times a year certain people even try to be happy for others but no. No no no. It has to be your pain that trumps (lol) everyone else's enjoyment. You cant help but ruin the happiness around you because if you can't be happy, no one can. This is a red flag of a dangerously selfish person without a doubt.
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Let's start 2020 with something sane:
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So you'll be assured that he'll post even more on Twitter.
Why didn't Mah Kween won Album of the Decade? You hate black women!
Mah Kween's spawns!
Do you remember Kevvie's plan to write a memoir? Turns out what he really wants to write is an anti-Mormon screed:
Any critical-thinking person will see the name "Kevin Allred" on the cover and buy the book -- as a gag gift.
So that's a promise he's going to tweet even more in 2020.
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If you care about what Kevvie has on his bookshelves (note: it doesn't mean he reads the books):
Tattoos. You forget your tattoos, but then these aren't anything fancy, just something you point and pick from some tattoo artist's wall.
Kevvie will use his Capricon superpower to hex you. You're already dead but your body won't explode until August.
Some rare baby photos of Kevvie:
He hates his dad because he forced him to culturally appropriate:
Impersonating Valerie Solanas. Our boy was so woke:
Autogyne smirk before autogyne smirk is a thing:
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So you'll be assured that he'll post even more on Twitter.
Why didn't Mah Kween won Album of the Decade? You hate black women!
Mah Kween's spawns!
Do you remember Kevvie's plan to write a memoir? Turns out what he really wants to write is an anti-Mormon screed:
Any critical-thinking person will see the name "Kevin Allred" on the cover and buy the book -- as a gag gift.
So that's a promise he's going to tweet even more in 2020.
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If you care about what Kevvie has on his bookshelves (note: it doesn't mean he reads the books):
Alice Walker:
Octavia Butler and Tananarive Due
Toni Morrison and Toni Cade Bambara
Assorted feminist "poets"
Zora Neale Hurston
More "poets", I presume:
"various Black women freedom fighters"
James Baldwin and Black feminist anthologies:
Music-related:
Octavia Butler and Tananarive Due
Toni Morrison and Toni Cade Bambara
Assorted feminist "poets"
Zora Neale Hurston
More "poets", I presume:
"various Black women freedom fighters"
James Baldwin and Black feminist anthologies:
Music-related:
Tattoos. You forget your tattoos, but then these aren't anything fancy, just something you point and pick from some tattoo artist's wall.
Kevvie will use his Capricon superpower to hex you. You're already dead but your body won't explode until August.
Some rare baby photos of Kevvie:
He hates his dad because he forced him to culturally appropriate:
Impersonating Valerie Solanas. Our boy was so woke:
Autogyne smirk before autogyne smirk is a thing:
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His memoir could go two ways. On one hand, Kevvie has never done anything special or interesting and his memoir
would be absolutely boring. He'd be better off doing a copy/paste of this thread, because at least we try to be funny.
On the other, he has delusions of edginess and radicalism despite swallowing the most corporatized product possible as a substitute for a personality, and delusions of courage despite being a certifiable whiny bitch. Remember his story about running off to his room and locking the door, and his dad "backing down" by letting him sit in there and not trying to kick his door open? Kevin thought it made him sound badass, not like a particularly obnoxious teenager. His entire story would be a series of self-owns without him ever realizing how he sounds to normal people. The other good thing that might happen is he could break a non-disclosure agreement with Rutgers. It would be awesome to see him try to start an autistic slap fight with the gender studies department. Either way, the only way his book would be good is as a stealth parody of aging, dysfunctional hipsters who think they're fighting the man while growing increasingly out of touch with the world around them.
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Don't most AIDS tests take 6 months to show positive?