DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JamFlowMan]

The only way I'd believe Phil goes grocery shopping every week, is if he talked about perishables. I only give him that because I go through a gallon of tard cum and two-dozen eggs a week. There are other things, but those are the mainstay of my "time to go shopping" trip. So I'd be willing to give him weekly shopping; if he'd talk about shit that's not pasta or sauce. Pasta, frozen, and canned stuff lasts far longer than dairy or fruit; but what we know about his diet, it's made to last.

Have a feeling Phil's idea of "perishables" include things like water bottles he refuses to refill because tap wter gives him heartburn and water filters don't exist.

 

[Nixxit]

Stupid and not very "contemporary" question, but I've seen Dave complain many times about being the first to shoot in FPS, but not first to kill. Now, beyond the problem of his aim, I've heard him say that in CoD games, but don't those games have a hardcore mode that is more or less based on that idea - that the first to hit should be first to kill ? Or is that not on consoles for some reason ?

 

[SleepyNibba]

Clip of it?

Sorry for the late reply, i fell asleep for 12 hours.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I was also curious about this, but I believe when she first moved in he claimed she just transferred jobs, so she’d still have time owed to her. Some jobs also let you take unpaid days off around holidays.

In the Kat Speculation thread users have begun tracking the days she works as implied by Phil and events in the background. Last I looked, it was estimated she was working three days a week. If she was any kind of valued employee, you'd think the effort to transfer her from MI to WA would mean she works more hours. OTOH, if she was a troublesome hourly widget, those fuckers get passed around companies like herpes. If she was a pain to work with, and asked to transfer out of the district, they'd gladly make Khet someone else's problem. I see that scenario more than the gold-digging demon lady also being put-together enough to be nationally flexible management at Kohls. And in that case, it would explain fewer days at work, and not more, especially during the most important months of retail sales.

Taking everything Phil says as mostly lies with a bit of truth, my guess is the "transfer" really meant "I told her find a part time job out here and then I'll confirm your plane ticket." If she actually did transfer within the company, she was still so low on the totem pole (part time associate, I'm thinking), it would have been the same if she applied as an outsider. No benefits or anything. The same process they use to get rid of the guy that steals out of everyone's coats without having to do the termination paperwork.

Phil's greed was too strong not to demand Khet find a job before she even got there. On her end, she didn't move in with him to work, so she does the bare minimum. Phil being a spineless slug, can't confront her and tell her to work more, but she can definitely demand more money from him, and I think that's happening behind the scenes.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

rambo even said at one stage machinima wern't sending dsp the monthly figures, so rambo agreed on just being given enough money to drive to dsp's house

Am I the only one that thinks Phil was lying here?

Maybe it's just me, but it sounds like DSP was lying to Rambo, that the whole "Machinima isn't giving me monthly figures" thing was all bullshit, and he said that so that he can have full control of Rambo's share of the payment and give him as little of the money to him as possible while he pockets the rest.

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if that was true...

 

[Sparkletor]

Stupid and not very "contemporary" question, but I've seen Dave complain many times about being the first to shoot in FPS, but not first to kill. Now, beyond the problem of his aim, I've heard him say that in CoD games, but don't those games have a hardcore mode that is more or less based on that idea - that the first to hit should be first to kill ? Or is that not on consoles for some reason ?

Phil doesn't want to play hardcore mode. Phil wants to complain.

He doesn't play to have fun, he plays to bitch about the game and call anyone who does like it an idiot.

There are many things he could do to improve his experience and he does not. It is by choice. It's his act.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Rambo lived in New York I believe. So he drove for like an hour then gamed with dsp for 10 hours and drove home an hour. Through all this DSP paid him a flat 100 dollar rate. That is robbery and not how you treat a friend. 100 fucking dollars? when at time DSP was making good money. The min legal rate for film crew lacky at lowest level is 125.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I can't believe Phil outright told his audience they should flag videos. Congrats Phil, you just made it open season on reporting your channel. What, you think Tevin's viewerbase (which is way larger than yours) is going to take that lying down?

Phil is the definition of that old cliche of living in a glass house and throwing stones.

Just want it on the record in case Phil ever decided to pull his head out of his ass and look for his mistakes: This was a mistake. You did everything wrong you did nothing correct.

 

[BallBuster]

I can't believe Phil outright told his audience they should flag videos. Congrats Phil, you just made it open season on reporting your channel. What, you think Tevin's viewerbase (which is way larger than yours) is going to take that lying down?

Phil is the definition of that old cliche of living in a glass house and throwing stones.

Just want it on the record in case Phil ever decided to pull his head out of his ass and look for his mistakes: This was a mistake. You did everything wrong you did nothing correct.

Without naming channels directly, nothing will happen to him. And even if he did, have you forgotten that he sold his soul for pigroach luck?

 

[Forbidden Math]

Without naming channels directly, nothing will happen to him. And even if he did, have you forgotten that he sold his soul for pigroach luck?

Reminder that Phil loves when you people say this.

DSP will fall, it's only a matter of time. Everything falls apart eventually (in before people call this statement optimistic).

Edit: And he doesn't need to name channel names. We all know who he's talking about, hell even his sped audience knows who he is talking about. There's only one guy he constantly rants and raves about. We don't hear "It's Snort Burnells fault" or "that criminal LSB", we only hear that shit about one person to the point where I don't even need to say his name and you know who I mean.

 

[Freshtodeath]

DSP is protected by that guy on Twitch Hassan. Nothing will happen to him.

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

DSP is protected by that guy on Twitch Hassan. Nothing will happen to him.

I think they’re referring to YouTube which is just “an archive” but once it’s gonna he’s gonna reeeee his head off and angry snort till his snout falls off

 

[Freshtodeath]

I think they’re referring to YouTube which is just “an archive” but once it’s gonna he’s gonna reeeee his head off and angry snort till his snout falls off

Do the new terms count as strikes? or do they just delete stuff?

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

Do the new terms count as strikes? or do they just delete stuff?

It starts off as just deleting but once you get a good amount they outright nuke you. A bunch of channels got nuked just on the first day

 

[Forbidden Math]

DSP is protected by that guy on Twitch Hassan. Nothing will happen to him.

I never said anything about Twitch, I am talking solely about his time on Youtube.

Mind you he'll be screwed on Twitch eventually too though it may just be by old age. Plus let's not pretend DSP is living high off the hog, he may have more cash than your average person but that's only because of his manipulation and begging, he's not in a good position by anyone's measure when it comes to internet metrics. 300 people on your streams is nothing, and basically means no one knows who you are. DSP has already lost, just because he's hanging around as a beggar doesn't mean he is winning.

The only solid group of people watching DSP are watching to laugh at him like he's a reality show with terrible people on it.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I can't believe Phil outright told his audience they should flag videos. Congrats Phil, you just made it open season on reporting your channel. What, you think Tevin's viewerbase (which is way larger than yours) is going to take that lying down?

i think it's very possible this could cause his youtube channel to go down
i've always believed it'll die from his actions and not from someone else

too bad he has a ton of videos so he can't just go through them and delete the ones with "offending" khantent

I think they’re referring to YouTube which is just “an archive” but once it’s gonna he’s gonna reeeee his head off and angry snort till his snout falls off

he'll throw a shit fit, someone will innocently ask "but wasn't it an archive?"
then phil will just super mega ego
MUH 11 YEAR LEGACY
MUH HARD WORK
EVERYTHING IS GONE
YOUTUBE IS STUPID DOOD

people will start mirroring his stuff and he'll throw another fit about PEOPLE STEALING MUH KHANTENT DOOD and IF YOU UPLOAD PLEASE MAHNOTIZE AND GIVE ME THE MONEY OKAY?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I never said anything about Twitch, I am talking solely about his time on Youtube.

Mind you he'll be screwed on Twitch eventually too though it may just be by old age. Plus let's not pretend DSP is living high off the hog, he may have more cash than your average person but that's only because of his manipulation and begging, he's not in a good position by anyone's measure when it comes to internet metrics. 300 people on your streams is nothing, and basically means no one knows who you are. DSP has already lost, just because he's hanging around as a beggar doesn't mean he is winning.

The only solid group of people watching DSP are watching to laugh at him like he's a reality show with terrible people on it.

This is what I would love to see more than see his Twitch gone at this point(because it's not going anywhere anytime soon in terms of everything ,be it deleted or taking off).

That would take a big blow to his ego. He loves to talk how it's a nothing thing to him; Just an archive. Until of course he cannot monetize a few videos and then he bitches about that.

With his youtube fucked, it will just add more things to his daily life story bullshit he has going. If more happens like it just being straight gone it would be even more funny since he cannot have his archive of 11 years of 45k+ videos displaying his "legacy" that he seems to take great pride in. That's practically 11 years of his life just gone.

 

[ZehnBoat]

he's not in a good position by anyone's measure when it comes to internet metrics. 300 people on your streams is nothing, and basically means no one knows who you are. DSP has already lost, just because he's hanging around as a beggar doesn't mean he is winning.

to everyone outside of goutsphere he's:
the guy who jerked off on stream
the whiny manchild/clown
a nobody

and when he finally dies mid-stream the only people who will care will be
his parents assuming they are alive
horse will take what she can and leave
ex-friends will say "daw, that's sad" and never think of him again
there will be a short "celebration" in the FGC, and that'll be that
his tard army will find another fat fuck to throw money at
we'll just move on
panda wont give two fucks
his youtube will either just be crushed from all the new khantent, or finally deleted, and stay deleted because phil wont be there to cry and yell at someone to undo that
tevin will move on, maybe do what he wanted to do without the goutlord trying to kick him off of platforms
and twitch will shrug it's shoulders and brush him off, he doesn't make money, they don't care

his possessions sold and taken by others
his archive of videos unwatchable by even today's standards
and the stories of him being a crybaby bitch/public masturbator

that's his legacy

 

[BallBuster]

There is a lot of optimism going on regarding this YT crap. Look I’d love for his channel to get nuked, because the chimp out we would get would be of epic proportions. The amount of dumb tweets and chats with YT would just be delicious.

But let’s face it: it’s not going to happen. This twat has somehow survived everything, and then some. If I’m wrong and his channel goes bye bye I’ll go to the corner, take my lashing and eat my crow. And I’d do it all happily. But I’m not going to crack open a victory Scwhan’s meal just because YT made some changes that by all means SHOULD disrupt his 13 year legacy or whatever year we are now.

Because the most seasoned and knowledgeable detractors knows better than to bet on this particular horse in these races.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

There is a lot of optimism going on regarding this YT crap. Look I’d love for his channel to get nuked, because the chimp out we would get would be of epic proportions. The amount of dumb tweets and chats with YT would just be delicious.

But let’s face it: it’s not going to happen. This twat has somehow survived everything, and then some. If I’m wrong and his channel goes bye bye I’ll go to the corner, take my lashing and eat my crow. And I’d do it all happily. But I’m not going to crack open a victory Scwhan’s meal just because YT made some changes that by all means SHOULD disrupt his 13 year legacy or whatever year we are now.

Because the most seasoned and knowledgeable detractors knows better than to bet on this particular horse in these races.

No one is really expecting a carpet bomb on channels with Phil being caught in the blast.

Would just like to see more troubles or slight inconveniences for him to deal with instead of him thinking it's a green light for him to sick the hounds out for those dirty channels he despises that show how much of a dickbag he is.