Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Free the Pedos]

Step 1: Trump signs an executive order giving Jews increased protection from hate speech on campus.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Left twitter screeches about another Holocaust.

 

[VacuousSpooder]

I mean, at least the tranny in question actually attempts to look like something other than a woman and has a bit more leeway to complain. Becky makes no attempts to look like anything but a frumpy woman and thinks tshirt + skirt = totes obviously enby ya'll!

Becky's also setting up her future excuse of not actually doing much homemaking because I NEED TIME FOR ME!!!

archive.ph

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Where I come from, we say you can't make a video game archivist into a housewife.

I think that's what we say. I may be paraphrasing.

 

[Water-T]

There are a million books and websites devoted to these topics, Becky. So there was no need to ask this aside from putting on a performance, especially when the majority of your fans are NEETS, workshys, and tugboat queens.

I cannot recall a single time that any food on her Twitter was made by her and not simply a picture or mention of takeout/restaurant food. Becky is sure to pull a Zinnia Jones, and expect high praise for making bologna sandwiches with bagged potato chips on the side. Being a housewife is hard, y'all!

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

Personal improvement

HAHAHAHAHA

I’m eagerly awaiting her breakdown after realising that being a housewife isn’t a great way to get attention.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

"A day just for me" has triggered me. I've erased a 3 paragraph, powerleveling spergout, and I will condense it down to THIS FUCKING BITCH. Thank you.

 

[Kheapathic]

She could read every book and take every class in existence about setting goals, time management, and work/play balancing and she'd still fail. She'd fail because she lacks the things most people who need that guidance lack; discipline and motivation. Yes they're good for people who do want to learn and put the effort in, but if there's no actual focus and discipline it will fall short. That and the books or whatever will probably end up telling her shit she doesn't want to hear; so she'd drop it before even taking a moment to realize she should better herself.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

She could read every book and take every class in existence about setting goals, time management, and work/play balancing and she'd still fail. She'd fail because she lacks the things most people who need that guidance lack; discipline and motivation. Yes they're good for people who do want to learn and put the effort in, but if there's no actual focus and discipline it will fall short. That and the books or whatever will probably end up telling her shit she doesn't want to hear; so she'd drop it before even taking a moment to realize she should better herself.

While Becky is literate, she has a rare form of dyslexia in which everything she reads is interpreted as a personal attack on her life. There is no way she ever reads anything for the purpose of self-improvement; those authors are TRANSPHOBIC ANTI-SEMITES for suggesting her life is worth less than theirs!

 

[melty]

Amazing, she hasn't even started yet and has already decided to take a day or two off every week. Note that's in addition to a normal weekend. I'm starting to feel bad for any homemakers reading this nonsense.
She has also moved up her date of departure from the studio up by one week, so the housewife saga will start sooner than expected!

 

[ZeeMarin]

There are not enough hours in eternity for Becky Gerber to improve herself.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Step 1: Trump signs an executive order giving Jews increased protection from hate speech on campus.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Left twitter screeches about another Holocaust.

Well it was the Left that originally caused the first one.
I wish I could say that I'm amazed people here never picked up a history book before, but I'm not.

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

Wow, really enjoying this new "Stay at home Bex" saga! Notice we aren't seeing as much "get pregnant" talk? Was that just a prelude to the REAL goal: stay at home and NOT get pregnant? I think that may be a fair conclusion.

There is a tendency on the Farms to go with the funniest possible option, especially when it comes direct from a cows' mouth. In this case, however, I think the entire "asexual" arc was just a Bex lie. Because Becca lies... like all the fucking time. Why on Earth would anyone believe this? As pathetic as the cucks are, the only reason I can imagine that they put up with her crap is that she is an easy and kinky lay for a couple guys who aren't reminding anybody of Ryan Gosling. Without that, what is there? Her charming personality? Her high-powered and wealth-generating job? She brings very little to the table. She saw easy oppression points by claiming ace status, which is her entire modus operandi on social media.

Being a housewife can be tough on ANYBODY mentally, even for those well-suited for it. The main way they cope with it is to bond with other housewives and stay at home moms. They get involved in the community, volunteering, organizing sports and other activities, they have lunches to gripe about things that piss them off.
Will Becca engage in ANY of those activities?

No, she'll complain about how the stay at home "cis bitches" in her building don't invite her into their circles.
She'll blast people on twitter all day.
She'll further isolate herself into her little Disney bubble and pat herself on the back for walking the dog and making Costco bagels for the Cucks' breakfast.
She'll lose any market viability she had and make herself further unemployable.

As hard as it is for someone like her to be out in the world and dealing with people (not a rare condition), it is STILL more healthy than isolating herself, especially in a fairly alienating place like LA. How has total isolation worked out for Jake Alley, for example? Even if she hated Paramount, she was still having to talk to people. Talking to people on a fulfillment support line isn't exactly "making friends", but it is still human contact. Humans are pack animals and we lose it when cut off from other humans for extended periods of time.

Bex may think this will all be a Patreon "Grifter's Paradise", but really it will be terrible for her already shaky mental health.

From a Kiwi perspective, however, this will all be win-win-win!

(note: in the past few pages, somebody referred to the Cuck Trio as "home-owners". LOL, no, they don't own shit.)

 

[Harvey Danger]

She'll further isolate herself into her little Disney bubble and pat herself on the back for walking the dog and making Costco bagels for the Cucks' breakfast.

With Amazon and food delivery, dog walking will become the only activity that requires her to leave the apartment.

Which means we can start a countdown until simply walking a dog triggers a mental breakdown that requires 3 "me days" in a row, postponing housework and justifying more non-kosher pizzas.

It's a coin flip whether the trigger will be the stress of cleaning up after a dog with a baggie, or the stress of being misgendered by some random person she meets.

 

[Water-T]

Wow, really enjoying this new "Stay at home Bex" saga! Notice we aren't seeing as much "get pregnant" talk? Was that just a prelude to the REAL goal: stay at home and NOT get pregnant? I think that may be a fair conclusion.

I think Becky can't make up her mind about having a baby or not. She's more than glad to use the possibility of getting pregnant to manipulate her parents and the Cuck Bros, but there are as many cons as there are pros.

Pros:
She gets a bargaining chip against Mami & Papi
If Daniel is the father, he's now tied down and can't walk away like he tried to until Becky cried rape
If Jackson is the dad, Becky can use the kid to squeeze more cash from his family
Lots of asspats from Twitter for a new dopamine kick
Will use the kid to e-beg for more free toys "for the baby" (because babies can play on the Switch or read D&D books)
Another thing to give her Oppression Points and to use to win Twitter slapfights

Cons:
Lugging around a baby for 9 months isn't easy
Childbirth is painful
Babies require work and sacrifice - both things Becky is allergic to
A baby will draw attention away from her, and Becky can't have that
Toddlers are even more difficult than babies because they can (and will) run everywhere
Unless Becky can Mommie Dearest the kid into a perfect mindless drone in her own image, the kid WILL assert his/her independence and Becky can't stand being ignored or told NO.
If the baby belongs to someone like PunningPundit, Jackson's parents and Mami & Papi might cut her off for good.

 

[Kheapathic]

If the baby belongs to someone like PunningPundit, Jackson's parents and Mami & Papi might cut her off for good.

While I'm sure Mami and Papi will no doubt take their little angel's word (she'd lie btw) and no idea how Daniel's family would act; I can totally see Jackson's mother be like "I don't care how, get a fucking DNA test or you're done!" I can see the cucks try to talk her into it, and she'll cry oppression or how it doesn't matter because they're all ohana. Meanwhile, Jackson's mom is on the down low saying "Here's a doctor I know, here's a swab and container. He'll be expecting you, now get it done!"

 

[Comrade Autogynephilia]

How far would they (jackson's family) indulge his cuckoldry?
I suppose this is like with the troons, it's one thing to do it to yourself in the bedroom, but expecting/demanding others like your family indulge and validate your sex kink is all kinds of fucked up and anti social.

Do you think his mother will have to sit down with him and explain, while if 'other men fucking his wife and humiliating him is what gets him off', he can't burden the rest of the family with his fetish anymore.

He's an arrested development, overgrown man child with no social awareness, so that probably is what would be needed.

 

[Water-T]

Meanwhile, Jackson's mom is on the down low saying "Here's a doctor I know, here's a swab and container. He'll be expecting you, now get it done!"

How far would they (jackson's family) indulge his cuckoldry?

It's one thing for Jackson to let some other dude bang his wife while he cries and masturbates in the next room, but I'm sure even his family won't accept someone else knocking Becky up and making Jackson raise it and foot the bill.

I can certainly picture Jacks' parents losing their shit, demanding a DNA test, and cutting him off once it's revealed that some fat tranny NEET was the true father.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

With Amazon and food delivery, dog walking will become the only activity that requires her to leave the apartment.

Actually, there are dog walkers than can be hired and paid via smartphone apps (I believe Rat King member Colt Seidman was briefly a dogwalker). So, Bex doesn't even have to leave the apartment for that if she really doesn't want to. With how much she and Jake Alley have communicated via Twitter, maybe she intends to emulate his lifestyle now and be his female counterpart (inb4 Bex's twitter handle changes to SecretHouseHusband).

I think Becky can't make up her mind about having a baby or not. She's more than glad to use the possibility of getting pregnant to manipulate her parents and the Cuck Bros, but there are as many cons as there are pros.

It's amazing to see how Bex can talk about how bad she wants to be pregnant in one breath whereas the next has Bax lamenting the latest misgendering experience because random strangers on the street should know that someone wearing feminine-presenting clothes, shoes, and hair while showing off more cleavage than anyone cares to see is totes a male or non-binary individual.

 

[melty]

Today, on Things That Happened...

Sounds like a typical Becky inner monologue; the woke feminists she hangs out with aren't the type to say something like this. They think literally anything women want to do is empowering. And wouldn't a man/NB being a house spouse actually be smashing stereotypes? It's almost like no one, including Becky's inner monologue, thinks she's anything but a cis white woman.

Becky is currently losing her fucking shit over Judaism. I think this started because some jewish guy one twitter said that women can't be rabbis, and that pronouns in profiles were stupid.

Spoiler

Becky Goysplains Judaism to no one in particular. "I probably put more time & effort into growing my Jewish practice than anything else in my life"

Becky retweets Jackson's much more successful brother from his much more successful family:

Something of note, Jackson has not tweeted about his fantastic pay raise that's so good Becky doesn't need to work any more. This guy had two successful parents, an executive (at ESPN?) and a writer, while his brother is an executive at Disney who has created multiple beloved series. If anybody ever needed something to brag about, it's Cuckson, and while the upgrade from Coffee Fetcher I to II isn't much, it's still something notable. But the Big Promotion is not mentioned at all.

Though honestly, it's possible I missed it. 99% of the dudes twitter is retweets right now. Becky put his twitter on lock? Some kind of grey rocking strategy? I know the guy has no personality aside from being a cuck but I feel like he used to have a bit more content.

 

[Comrade Autogynephilia]

Just realized her jewish convert thing is a rehash of the MtF troon mantra of 'our womanhood is more valid because we had to earn it' shit.

Also someone DM'd me means "this thing I want to say poppped into my head"