DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Radical Goodspeed]

YT will be nuked by one calamity or another, that's inevitable. That's like looking at a star and knowing its going to go supernova in five million years. He doesn't do much to maintain it, and at some point a bot or MCN with an ax to grind will punch through the rotting shell.

Twitch will likely die/become unviable as a platform long before Phil is ejected from it. Phil will go somewhere else when that happens. If its back to YT when that happens, he will be unable to keep from getting himself banned.

 

[Synth]

No one is really expecting a carpet bomb on channels with Phil being caught in the blast.

Would just like to see more troubles or slight inconveniences for him to deal with instead of him thinking it's a green light for him to sick the hounds out for those dirty channels he despises that show how much of a dickbag he is.

Honestly, I think the worst thing possible would be for restreaming channels and detractor content to get taken off of Youtube. Everyone knows that the community is full of spergs and autists and all those places act like containment zones for that sort of shit. There's enough people who are passionate enough to want to fuck with him if shit got taken down.

And it's not like these places exist in isolation either: PewDiePie has mentioned Memeology. I'm not saying PDP would make a vid if Memeology got taken down b/c of DSP-related content, but it would spread and get covered, and people know who DSP is.

It just wouldn't turn out positively for him. He's better off not encouraging anyone to report stuff, or try to get it taken down himself.

 

[BallBuster]

YT will be nuked by one calamity or another, that's inevitable. That's like looking at a star and knowing its going to go supernova in five million years. He doesn't do much to maintain it, and at some point a bot or MCN with an ax to grind will punch through the rotting shell.

Twitch will likely die/become unviable as a platform long before Phil is ejected from it. Phil will go somewhere else when that happens. If its back to YT when that happens, he will be unable to keep from getting himself banned.

He doesn’t do anything to maintain anything he has and yet he still makes money from all of it. His Patreon for example offers absolutely nothing. His perks are either useless or completely dead, so by all accounts, because he doesn’t deliver on his promised perks, his patreon should be shut down.

But here we are and he still makes $347 a month from 84 forgetful dumbasses who should have canceled pledges a year+ ago, for doing absolutely nothing.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

and when he finally dies mid-stream....

When that happens he will be remembered for his famous last words:

"I DIDNT DO ANYTHING BUT I SOMEHOW RUN OUT OF STAMINA AND I DIED, that's fair, UH-HUH"

*Wet Snort*

 

[MoonRocker]

I think it’s completely far-fetched to believe the smaller detractor channels are going to be taken down (sub 50k subscribers).

Main reason is that DSP is a fucking nobody. Outside of our little autism sphere, Phil is known as the guy who jacked off on stream. Nobody but the dinosaurs of YT knows who the fuck DSP is or stands for.

the only two channels at risk of being shutdown that do not cover DSP content full-time are ItsAGundam and Memology101 because they cover a lot of anti-troon and anti-SJW issues.

 

[tzgnilki]

Am I the only one that thinks Phil was lying here?

Maybe it's just me, but it sounds like DSP was lying to Rambo, that the whole "Machinima isn't giving me monthly figures" thing was all bullshit, and he said that so that he can have full control of Rambo's share of the payment and give him as little of the money to him as possible while he pockets the rest.

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if that was true...

dave could still give half even without machinima breakdowns, rambo's fault for letting phil manipulate him

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Would just like to see more troubles or slight inconveniences for him to deal with instead of him thinking it's a green light for him to sick the hounds out for those dirty channels he despises

I've told some of Phil's retards that run some stupid ops on detractors currently, that if any detractor channel vanishes due to gay ops, I will dox them, and this time not ignore their family. I will also make sure their family, job, school finds out how stupid they are. And I want to believe that's why Phil had this long ass anti dox rant yesterday.

And it's not just me that will go after him and his army of wheelchair symbols.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I've told some of Phil's exceptional individuals that run some stupid ops on detractors currently, that if any detractor channel vanishes due to gay ops, I will dox them, and this time not ignore their family. I will also make sure their family, job, school finds out how stupid they are. And I want to believe that's why Phil had this long ass anti dox rant yesterday.

And it's not just me that will go after him and his army of wheelchair symbols.

And I'm going to make a prediction if you have such information on said wheelchairs already and just have that right hand cocked ready to react if they do anything and that prediction would be these people are like everybody else we know about. They are not honest working joe sixpacks with families but your typical Eurocucks and basement dwellers living off some sort of government dole would that be a safe assumption if you have knowledge of these people already?

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

FFS how do you play Pokémon Sword so slowly
He’s almost 30 hours in and hasn’t even reached the “climax” of the “story”

 

[Sparkletor]

For some unknown reason Machinima stopped giving Phil these reports. Let's brainstorm why Machinima might stop doing this service for Phil... Maybe because he was uploading 600 fucking videos a month.

Remember when Phil said he felt bad for the guy at Curse who had to review all the complaints about Phil? What about the poor schmuck who had to go through 600 videos to find out exactly how much each one individually made and compose an email for Phil each month?

 

[Nixxit]

Even assuming he didn't have the exact numbers, defaulting to "Well, I'll pay you for the gas, goodbye" is scummy to no end. Hell, just tally up the income from Youtube, divide by views, give half of whatever that would guesstimate the revenue of the videos with Rambo at. And yeah, one or the other will get "shafted" - probably not by much - that way, but between friends that close (Not that I really believe that even exists to Phil), you'd still do it, especially over leaving the other stranded.

 

[Synth]

Even assuming he didn't have the exact numbers, defaulting to "Well, I'll pay you for the gas, goodbye" is scummy to no end. Hell, just tally up the income from Youtube, divide by views, give half of whatever that would guesstimate the revenue of the videos with Rambo at. And yeah, one or the other will get "shafted" - probably not by much - that way, but between friends that close (Not that I really believe that even exists to Phil), you'd still do it, especially over leaving the other stranded.

Yeah, common decorum is to offer more than is usually required and the person providing the "service" accepts or denies it depending on the kind of person they are, and then you get into the awkward situation of trying to exchange money between friends, if you're actually friends. In this circumstance, John was obviously offering the service since he was driving and providing himself to be monetized since the fans seemed to enjoy the co-op content.

Best anecdote I can think of is recently I had to bring my mother to the airport for a cruise and she was going with a Vietnamese friend from work. I'd met the Viet lady a few times and was friendly with her, and I expected her to give me money and I wasn't going to argue with her on it because I had to pick her up at like 3 AM and it was literally in the opposite direction of both the airport and where I picked my mother up.

She gave me $100, but I didn't realize it in the car because it was so dark. She handed money from the back seat and I just tossed it into the center console until I had gotten home. If I had realized it in the car, I probably would've given her fifty back. You want to pay 20 bucks for gas, fine, and then 30 bucks for my time and going out of the way to pick you up. That seems reasonable, plus I brought her home when I picked them up after the cruise.

But that's what a decent person would do, and I think I'm at least a decent person. Far from perfect, but I think I'm decent.

DSP? Eh... This sort of reminds me of those stories you hear about clients wanting commissions from artists and offering them exposure as compensation. Phil was helping out John by promoting him so he could bring more attention to his own work, ya know what I mean?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

When that happens he will be remembered for his famous last words:

"I DIDNT DO ANYTHING BUT I SOMEHOW RUN OUT OF STAMINA AND I DIED, that's fair, UH-HUH"

*Wet Snort*

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't had any health issues due to stress happen while he was live. Not even a heart attack. The way he is, you'd think we would all be sitting watching a Tevin stream and he just suddenly has a stroke because someone mentioned Khet or called him a fag.

He will outlive us all

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't had any health issues due to stress happen while he was live. Not even a heart attack. The way he is, you'd think we would all be sitting watching a Tevin stream and he just suddenly has a stroke because someone mentioned Khet or called him a fag.

He will outlive us all

I mean he hides his gout flare ups. Hell he denied having gout for 2 years so who knows what kinda shit he has and isn’t telling or showing unless he knows it’s an emergency

The perfect paypigs doesn’t exi-:

 

[Draza]

The perfect paypigs doesn’t exi-:

They actually like his shit low tier content? What sad morons hahaha

 

[Pargon]

The perfect paypigs doesn’t exi-:

Only a sucker pays for a service provided free of charge when the service itself is dogshit. You know what that's called? Pity.

And it's foolish to pity a person who couldn't care less for it.

 

[Synth]

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't had any health issues due to stress happen while he was live. Not even a heart attack. The way he is, you'd think we would all be sitting watching a Tevin stream and he just suddenly has a stroke because someone mentioned Khet or called him a fag.

He will outlive us all

I think he may have had a stroke, to be honest.

I've noticed for a long time that he constantly is moving his tongue around in the left side of his mouth (his left, our right) and during the truncated boomer segment last night, people in the restream were heavily mentioning that the same side of his mouth looks like it's drooping. Some suggested Bells Palsy, but I think a stroke is much more likely.

There's something going on there, though. It definitely seems to be getting worse, and I've noticed weird shit with the left side of his mouth for a long time, and it always felt like nobody else was picking up on it.

 

[Sparkletor]

Umm no! Phil never had a stroke! His face droops on one side because his mom brushed his teeth too hard in high school.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

I think he may have had a stroke, to be honest.

I've noticed for a long time that he constantly is moving his tongue around in the left side of his mouth (his left, our right) and during the truncated boomer segment last night, people in the restream were heavily mentioning that the same side of his mouth looks like it's drooping. Some suggested Bells Palsy, but I think a stroke is much more likely.

There's something going on there, though. It definitely seems to be getting worse, and I've noticed weird shit with the left side of his mouth for a long time, and it always felt like nobody else was picking up on it.

“The latest duhtracturr meem is that I’m having a stroke. Uhh...WRONG! What’s happened is that the gout has spread to my face and is making it painful for me to even talk. You’re lucky that I was even able to schtreem today!” *SNORT*

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

What's sadder is this useless fuck going full Scientologist and using detractor unironically.