Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

She is dumber than a trailer park incest baby. Reaction channels are what makes people famous. That’s why actual celebrities (or their agents) literally work with paparazzi, and it’s widely known that the moment paparazzi and tabloids stop giving a shit about you is the moment your career is officially dead.

It’s really not that hard to understand. The more people talk about you, the more people come to check your content for themselves. Your channel grows, gets recommended more often, maybe even ends up on the trending page. I mean, jfc, you’ve been at this for years. How do you not known social media marketing 101?

There is but one rule in entertainment: there is no such thing as bad publicity. I mean, unless you sodomize a kid or something. There are exceptions. But generally any publicity is good publicity. That’s how the God-Emoeror himself became president. Trump knew the media would talk about him for free if he baited them, and bait them he did.
 
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What's kinda-sorta struck me as a bit pathetic and sad (but always been an undercurrent or background note I guess) is that Cuntal has gorged and bloated and larded her foul behemoth body up to 410+ lbs of nasty on the proven-to-be substandard and Second Rate CANADIAN versions of all these 3/4 x daily fast food slopfests.

idk. For some reason that's funny to me. She hasn't just blown herself up into the fattest and filthiest BrapHog of them all, but she did it with the crappier, 2nd rate low tier Canadian versions of everything. Canada has far fewer and way less variety of restaurants, fast food chains, grocery shops, brands, and even food items in general than the reigning king US of A. No wonder she wants that passport. Even the fewer/lesser food joints that Canada DOES have often carry half the menu offerings of their American counterparts. It sucks not having Cheesecake Factory or Waffle House or Sonic, huh Chantal? Does it chap your enourmous unwashed ass knowing that your American neighbours always get to enjoy MUCH tastier, cooler, better food than you?

Hell. Even the Maccas 5am breakfasts could have been better. The US has the glorious and mighty egg and bacon breakfast biscuit. Cuntal has to settle with fucking toast.
 
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Botchy Galoop said:
I hope you have a happy birthday filled with....umm....meringue. :lol:
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Thanks! That meringue will be topped with ranch and Rolos in my version of a Pavlova called--you know it--a Sarault. I hope Chin is taking notes here.


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What's kinda-sorta struck me as a bit pathetic and sad (but always been an undercurrent or background note I guess) is that Cuntal has gorged and bloated and larded her foul behemoth body up to 410+ lbs of nasty on the proven-to-be substandard and Second Rate CANADIAN versions of all these 3/4 x daily fast food slopfests.

idk. For some reason that's funny to me. She hasn't just blown herself up into the fattest and filthiest BrapHog of them all, but she did it with the crappier, 2nd rate low tier Canadian versions of everything. Canada has far fewer and way less variety of restaurants, fast food chains, grocery shops, brands, and even food items in general than the reigning king US of A. No wonder she wants that passport. Even the fewer/lesser food joints that Canada DOES have often carry half the menu offerings of their American counterparts. It sucks not having Cheesecake Factory or Waffle House or Sonic, huh Chantal? Does it chap your enourmous unwashed ass knowing that your American neighbours always get to enjoy MUCH tastier, cooler, better food than you?

Hell. Even the Maccas 5am breakfasts could have been better. The US has the glorious and mighty egg and bacon breakfast biscuit. Cuntal has to settle with fucking toast.
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I have always said that if Chantal made just one visit to Golden Corral, she would camp out illegally in the USA for the remainder of her days, consequences be damned to hell.
 
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A borscht-on said:
"He probably had an overweight wife with a ponytail..."

Overweight? Is that what we're calling ourselves now? Chantal, you are a Texas-sized volleyball. You have a 10-km circumference. In profile, you are about 6 axe-handles wide. Overweight?

And this "I haven't eaten since--" Thinks of a random time of day "--4 pm yesterday, and I ate healthy" line is one of your most blatant fibs. If you had eaten healthy, you would have filmed the whole goddamn process from start to finish, with a smug satisfaction as you described your self-control and sophisticated palate whilst stuffing your face with broccoli crowns and celery stalks. After all, you abhor jarred pasta sauce and "fresh is better," remember?

This fall has been a nonstop gift. And it's my birthday next week, so Chantal, if you're reading this, please do something really special involving Eggos, Church's Chicken, pasta, and meringue.
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If you’re lucky Chantal will pop her stitches again for your birthday!
 
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“No, eating has nothing to do with my incision healing, do your research,” spits out Superior-brained Chantel, along with pieces of plastic from sauce packets, yesterdays chewed food and sesame seeds from McDonalds.

Well, Chantel never lies right? And no doubt she asked her doctor at the wound clinic what to do to encourage healing and asked if obesity and eating wrong could interfere with that. I mean, we all would go to our doctors with these questions so we could get on the right track. I’m sure she knows what she’s talking about, so I took her advice and did some “research.”

First thing I found:


Now, there’s some mighty big words in there for a little (I mean huge) Canadian White trash uneducated bumpkin to understand, but basically, it says that being a landwhale causes complications in the healing of surgical wounds, and it also discusses the nutritional needs that go unmet with a diet like hers that can cause interference in healing.

It’s puzzling. Did Chantel lie when she said her eating would not cause problems with her wound care?

“Do your research” is Chantel-speak for I’m right and you’re wrong and I don’t have to prove it or even know anything about it.

Hope she enjoys her holiday wound vac. It’s the beginning of the end for deathfats.

Oh, and now that she’s proven that she has issues healing from one surgery, there is no chance they’ll give her bariatric surgery and try again.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
He'd basically have to get two bands worth of metal to fit around one of her enormous fingers. The poor lil' dude would have to pick up double shifts to afford that.
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I'm gonna say he has better taste, too, even though I don't know if this is true. That is a really tacky ring. Suits trash like Chantal, though!
 
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No channel should be struck down under spurious circumstances but in Chantal's remoras' case I don't remotely care. They're all fucking retarded and if they all got gone tomorrow I'd toast their disappearance.
 
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From my Instagram feed:

“One of these things is not like the others,
one of these things just doesn’t belong...”
 
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“No, eating has nothing to do with my incision healing, do your research,” spits out Superior-brained Chantel, along with pieces of plastic from sauce packets, yesterdays chewed food and sesame seeds from McDonalds.

Well, Chantel never lies right? And no doubt she asked her doctor at the wound clinic what to do to encourage healing and asked if obesity and eating wrong could interfere with that. I mean, we all would go to our doctors with these questions so we could get on the right track. I’m sure she knows what she’s talking about, so I took her advice and did some “research.”

First thing I found:


Now, there’s some mighty big words in there for a little (I mean huge) Canadian White trash uneducated bumpkin to understand, but basically, it says that being a landwhale causes complications in the healing of surgical wounds, and it also discusses the nutritional needs that go unmet with a diet like hers that can cause interference in healing.

It’s puzzling. Did Chantel lie when she said her eating would not cause problems with her wound care?

“Do your research” is Chantel-speak for I’m right and you’re wrong and I don’t have to prove it or even know anything about it.

Hope she enjoys her holiday wound vac. It’s the beginning of the end for deathfats.

Oh, and now that she’s proven that she has issues healing from one surgery, there is no chance they’ll give her bariatric surgery and try again.
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There was a word Chantal couldn't pronounce or understand in her latest vid regarding her wound. She said it sounded like "de hiss"
That article you provided revealed what this word is: fascial dehiscence, Chantal better read up on it.


Don't skip this sentence: Abdominal wound dehiscence (burst abdomen, fascial dehiscence) is a severe postoperative complication, with mortality rates reported as high as 45%
 
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A borscht-on said:
Thanks! That meringue will be topped with ranch and Rolos in my version of a Pavlova called--you know it--a Sarault. I hope Chin is taking notes here.




I have always said that if Chantal made just one visit to Golden Corral, she would camp out illegally in the USA for the remainder of her days, consequences be damned to hell.
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Flobby Slobby said:
I'm not going to watch it, but did she taste any of it?
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No, but she shilled her fat ass off over stuff she paid for. She even said she wished she was partners with them because she could sell them so well. She acted like every last item was super exciting, she went on and on over the quality of makeup and skincare she has never actually used. Dose of Colors lipstick that was awful on her, she loved it !! Claims she wanted a red eyeshadow because it's Christmas, again more rust-colored or orange. She doesn't even know the prices of her boxes. She begins to explain why her skin looks nice and that we always ask what she uses, never explains. Queen red face totally needed a new blush!!! So the one in the box will come in handy. Next up brow products, she claims you can never have enough of, says she doesn't know how to use it, for once I believe her. She repeatedly says "that's gonna come in handy". She almost shits herself over a Milk brand holograph stick. Why? I don't know..... She is just so fat and gross and Belushi looking it's not funny.
 
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No, but she shilled her fat ass off over stuff she paid for. She even said she wished she was partners with them because she could sell them so well. She acted like every last item was super exciting, she went on and on over the quality of makeup and skincare she has never actually used. Dose of Colors lipstick that was awful on her, she loved it !! Claims she wanted a red eyeshadow because it's Christmas, again more rust-colored or orange. She doesn't even know the prices of her boxes. She begins to explain why her skin looks nice and that we always ask what she uses, never explains. Queen red face totally needed a new blush!!! So the one in the box will come in handy. Next up brow products, she claims you can never have enough of, says she doesn't know how to use it, for once I believe her. She repeatedly says "that's gonna come in handy". She almost shits herself over a tard cum brand holograph stick. Why? I don't know..... She is just so fat and gross and Belushi looking it's not funny.
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Chantal thinks that any red will look good on her, but she cannot wear warm reds like that lipstick she put on. I would hate to see her in red eye shadow!
 
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