Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Creep3r]

We went from 10 more pages until #1000 to just to 2 more pages in less than a day. You fuckers work fast.

Sheev Honkatine would be proud.

 

[CakeCutey]

Since the ending is near, I must confess that those last two years shitposting in this thread was a special moment in my boring and useless life. Serious, guys, I love you.

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"Gentlemen. It has been a privilege shitposting with you."

Now we just need to wait for the wreck in 72 hours.

Ngl that's pretty gay.

In an interview with ABC news, JJ Abrams revealed that the movie will have a kissing scene.

Honestly I'm hoping for neither to happen and just have it some random schmucks. I'm tired of this stupid shipping pandering.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Let the shilling begin

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

We went from 10 more pages until #1000 to just to 2 more pages in less than a day. You fuckers work fast.

The Autism flows through us, guides us and binds us together.

 

[Dom Cruise]

The Autism flows through us, guides us and binds us together.

Unlimited POWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

[Creep3r]

So Porshce and Disney finally completed their starship collaboration I talked about a month ago.

Tri-Wing S-91x Pegasus Starfighter

The Tri-Wing S-91x Pegasus Starfighter was a type of starfighter that had at least two engines, a pocket for an R2 series astromech droid, at least two frontal laser cannons, and a cockpit for a pilot and two passengers. This starship is a collaboration between the car maker Porsche and...

starwars.fandom.com

Porsche x Star Wars: “The Designer Alliance”

invidio.us

Its basically just a jet with a Y-Wing cockpit glued on it. This ship won't be in IX, nor in any merchandise, nor is it a design for some kind of vehicle or statue. Its just a weird publicity stunt to promote Plan 9.

And another fucking trailer came out titled "SHE" with the Duel of Fates theme from the prequels for some reason.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

It doesn't even look Star Wars.

 

[Creep3r]

It doesn't even look Star Wars.

Its just a regular jet with a Y-Wing cockpit. Did they seriously spend months designing this? How does this even promote IX? What does Porsche have to do with Star Wars? Why make a ship if you're not even going to use it for anything other than for 5 seconds of footage in a TV spot that has no bearing on anything other than bragging about designing it?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

What does Porsche have to do with Star Wars?

LYFTESTYLE BRAAANND! *snaps fingers as gay as one can*

 

[BipolarPon]

To celebrate almost 1000 pages.
Here's some memes I stole

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Does a character we know is going to die at some point really have plot armor?

 

[Muttnik]

I have to say, It's been what--two years? Two years of buildup post-TLJ on this thread for the final film in this clusterfuck. With the release coming so close, I'm honored to have laughed along with you assholes.
Cheers.

 

[Creep3r]

I think the merchandise for IX might be getting out of hand...

I mean look at this fucking thing. It belongs in the Cursed Images thread. How can you even stomach going to sleep at night while knowing this thing is in your house?

Also here is the first complete view of the new moronic treadspeeders.

Reminder that these things are mainly designed to be catapults that launch nu-jet troopers into the air. That's the only reason its rear end hovers instead of being a full on land vehicle. Any vehicle or scifi vehicle spergs in this thread who might be interested in reviewing this thing?

 

[Jewthulhu]

Imagine staring as a secondary token minority in a shitty movie only to be replaced by a Freudian manifestation of the director's fantasy.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I have to say, It's been what--two years? Two years of buildup post-TLJ on this thread for the final film in this clusterfuck. With the release coming so close, I'm honored to have laughed along with you assholes.
Cheers.

Don't act like this is the end, this is Disney..they are gonna force another trilogy down the throats of the culture.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Don't act like this is the end, this is Disney..they are gonna force another trilogy down the throats of the culture.

Especially if IX does well and Knives Out being a hit, RJ will likely get his trilogy.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Especially if IX does well and Knives Out being a hit, RJ will likely get his trilogy.

even if not, the rat will fire everyone involved..and then..hire a whole new load of Woke Cum-Tards to repeat the cycle.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

even if not, the rat will fire everyone involved..and then..hire a whole new load of Woke Cum-Tards to repeat the cycle.

Unless IX gets humiliated so hard at the box office Iger and KK leave in disgraced.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

Much like The Fall of Soywalker, I expect this thread to peter and reach below such expectations right before the film's release.

Unlike that film, this thread will probably surge back into popularity when the bomb finally blows up. If nothing else, we'll have a lot of Disney salt to laugh at.

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Well, call me a monkey's uncle! I underestimated the perseverance of the fandom menace. I also overestimated the competency of Jar Jar and Disney.

Here's to the inevitable 1000 pages of Star Wars griefing--and the 1000 more pages once Plan IX bombs.

 

[BipolarPon]

Does a character we know is going to die at some point really have plot armor?

Yeah, Jar Jar had a lot of plot armour in Filoni Wars and he's probaly dead by Last Jedi. Also Filoni will find away to keep Ahsoka long as possible while humilating many fan favourites down the line. I do like Ahsoka, but I feel like the last season of his Clone wars should be named the Ahsoka Show.