DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[BrokeACKMountain]

I never understood Phil's logic with firearms. He doesn't trust himself with a firearm, but he's ok keeping an axe? Then again, purchasing a firearm requires safety and range training.

"Aint got time for that dood"

He owns an ackacks-axe

Umm no! Phil never had a stroke! His face droops on one side because his mom brushed his teeth too hard in high school.

Didn't he have a stroke on stream a while back?

 

[PieceofShet]

Was this discussed in the past few days? Did you hear this story before? Its totally new to me and frankly I dont believe.

Nothing in this story really makes sense.
So basicly he was invited to the WCG reality show but he said no cause... he was very popular on youtube... why would he go to a reality show.
HE WAS THE FIRST CHOICE, Justing Wong just the second.
He also claims he hates reality shows, but he loves wrestling which IS a reality show, but with half naked musclemen.

And I still dont know how to normally embed a video...

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[Shambler]

Was this discussed in the past few days? Did you hear this story before? Its totally new to me and frankly I dont believe.

Nothing in this story really makes sense.
So basicly he was invited to the WCG reality show but he said no cause... he was very popular on youtube... why would he go to a reality show.
HE WAS THE FIRST CHOICE, Justing Wong just the second.
He also claims he hates reality shows, but he loves wrestling which IS a reality show, but with half naked musclemen.

And I still dont know how to normally embed a video...

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i brought it up but since im a lazy dip shit didn't clip it, i thought it was really confusing that he'd turn down a source of income in his "white hot" days

 

[gaarashatan]

I mean he hides his gout flare ups. Hell he denied having gout for 2 years so who knows what kinda shit he has and isn’t telling or showing unless he knows it’s an emergency

The perfect paypigs doesn’t exi-:

i doubt this dude even tips 10% of the bill, or even tips the server at all. fucking guarantee you

 

[Regulas]

In the Kat Speculation thread users have begun tracking the days she works as implied by Phil and events in the background. Last I looked, it was estimated she was working three days a week. If she was any kind of valued employee, you'd think the effort to transfer her from MI to WA would mean she works more hours. OTOH, if she was a troublesome hourly widget, those fuckers get passed around companies like herpes. If she was a pain to work with, and asked to transfer out of the district, they'd gladly make Khet someone else's problem. I see that scenario more than the gold-digging demon lady also being put-together enough to be nationally flexible management at Kohls. And in that case, it would explain fewer days at work, and not more, especially during the most important months of retail sales.

Taking everything Phil says as mostly lies with a bit of truth, my guess is the "transfer" really meant "I told her find a part time job out here and then I'll confirm your plane ticket." If she actually did transfer within the company, she was still so low on the totem pole (part time associate, I'm thinking), it would have been the same if she applied as an outsider. No benefits or anything. The same process they use to get rid of the guy that steals out of everyone's coats without having to do the termination paperwork.

Phil's greed was too strong not to demand Khet find a job before she even got there. On her end, she didn't move in with him to work, so she does the bare minimum. Phil being a spineless slug, can't confront her and tell her to work more, but she can definitely demand more money from him, and I think that's happening behind the scenes.

I have a feeling she'll get bored and go full time. Outside of vidya, Phil does absolutely nothing but watch WWE.

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

It’s the grift that keeps on giving. Part 2 of the perfect paypig

 

[Nixxit]

Was this discussed in the past few days? Did you hear this story before? Its totally new to me and frankly I dont believe.

Nothing in this story really makes sense.
So basicly he was invited to the WCG reality show but he said no cause... he was very popular on youtube... why would he go to a reality show.
HE WAS THE FIRST CHOICE, Justing Wong just the second.
He also claims he hates reality shows, but he loves wrestling which IS a reality show, but with half naked musclemen.

And I still dont know how to normally embed a video...

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Should be noted that according to this, DSP's story about Justin Wong being eliminated on a fighting game is completely untrue, and he went down on episode 7 (The penultimate one), nowhere near the third as Dave says. I'll let you make your own opinion about whether this is gin torpedoing his memory or him trying to sneak a jab at one of his archnemesis.

Also the rocking, Jesus.

 

[tzgnilki]

I think he may have had a stroke, to be honest.

I've noticed for a long time that he constantly is moving his tongue around in the left side of his mouth (his left, our right) and during the truncated boomer segment last night, people in the restream were heavily mentioning that the same side of his mouth looks like it's drooping. Some suggested Bells Palsy, but I think a stroke is much more likely.

There's something going on there, though. It definitely seems to be getting worse, and I've noticed weird shit with the left side of his mouth for a long time, and it always felt like nobody else was picking up on it.

I noticed his appearence changing and put it down to prostate cancer

he would only hide it until the chemo bill comes in the mail

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

He doesn’t do anything to maintain anything he has and yet he still makes money from all of it. His Patreon for example offers absolutely nothing. His perks are either useless or completely dead, so by all accounts, because he doesn’t deliver on his promised perks, his patreon should be shut down.

But here we are and he still makes $347 a month from 84 forgetful dumbasses who should have canceled pledges a year+ ago, for doing absolutely nothing.

It really is wild his patreon is still a thing he makes money from. He doesn’t give a fuck about it and doesn’t acknowledge any of the idiots still giving money on it. 100% a scam

 

[harbinger]

DSP? Eh... This sort of reminds me of those stories you hear about clients wanting commissions from artists and offering them exposure as compensation

He offered the movers who moved his shit into the WAkhando exposer on his YouTube channel in lieu of a tip.

 

[tzgnilki]

He offered the movers who moved his shit into the WAkhando exposer on his YouTube channel in lieu of a tip.

please tell me there's a clip

 

[harbinger]

please tell me there's a clip

I’m sure there’s a clip, but I can’t find it. Philip was talking about when they brought the bed in, he asked them to set it up because he couldn’t do it due to his back. He tried to offer them a shoutout for the company if they would set it up for him.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Does Phil eat cheese by the block like the other Phil (ADF)?

 

[Synth]

I noticed his appearence changing and put it down to prostate cancer

he would only hide it until the chemo bill comes in the mail

Wasn't aware prostate cancer had those effects.

Offhand, I've theorized that his obsession with shooting/hitting/attacking men in the dick and balls is due to him having a botched circumcision.

 

[Ahffline]

Wasn't aware prostate cancer had those effects.

Offhand, I've theorized that his obsession with shooting/hitting/attacking men in the dick and balls is due to him having a botched circumcision.

I put it down to repressed homosexuality. He projects Alpha Chad "I've got a wife" vibes to the paygimps because his mind can't handle how much Rambo broke his heart.

As for his health problems, Pigbert won't oink about anything specific until he needs those Twitch quarters for med bills.

 

[SojiroSakura]

last couple days phil has been saying "I NEVER GAVE AWAY GAME BOXES DOOD"
someone just now on his stream called him out saying they just watched a video of him doing so
"uhhhh, I NEVER SAID I DIDN'T DO IT" what a piece of shit. it's such a simple easy thing to say "yeah i did it, oh well" but instead he has to make shit up to try and make himself not look bad.

 

[tzgnilki]

last couple days phil has been saying "I NEVER GAVE AWAY GAME BOXES DOOD"
someone just now on his stream called him out saying they just watched a video of him doing so
"uhhhh, I NEVER SAID I DIDN'T DO IT" what a piece of shit. it's such a simple easy thing to say "yeah i did it, oh well" but instead he has to make shit up to try and make himself not look bad.

it's bait, he's just giving detractor channels ammo so his wheelchair symbols can report them

there's no other explanation for this, other than pure retardation

Wasn't aware prostate cancer had those effects.

Offhand, I've theorized that his obsession with shooting/hitting/attacking men in the dick and balls is due to him having a botched circumcision.

my main theory was he has some kind of cancer, I just used prostate cancer to demasculate him

I kinda wish his skin would go yellow so we could discuss liver diseases related to alcohol

 

[Pargon]

it's bait, he's just giving detractor channels ammo so his wheelchair symbols can report them

there's no other explanation for this, other than pure exceptionalism

Alternately, Phil is a lying liar who lies, even up to and including about previous lies themselves. He can't control the bullshit he spews and so he's just as liable (HEH) to bear false witness to what he's said in the past as anything else.

 

[actually]

Phil's weekly ego-fluff SF session is as boring as usual. He's stayed in the same lobby with people far outmatched (the wins are Phil=21, one of the other 3=1).

Edit: Per a reminder from @That Hedonist Nerd, I've updated the first post of the Savings and Loan thread with links to the monthly roundups. So if you need/want to find that information quickly, head over there.

 

[tzgnilki]

Alternately, Phil is a lying liar who lies, even up to and including about previous lies themselves. He can't control the bullshit he spews and so he's just as liable (HEH) to bear false witness to what he's said in the past as anything else.

you're right, I give his two brain cells too much credit

he also said he didn't ask viewers to click on ads even though there was video evidence, could we be witnessing the same senior citizen moment

Phil's weekly ego-fluff SF session is as boring as usual. He's stayed in the same lobby with people far outmatched (the wins are Phil=21, one of the other 3=1).

Edit: Per a reminder from @That Hedonist Nerd, I've updated the first post of the Savings and Loan thread with links to the monthly roundups. So if you need/want to find that information quickly, head over there.

stroking his own ego

edit: he joined a different lobby, had one match & got bodied, tried to return to this noob lobby, but they left

what an actual scumbag