Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[deductionotaku]

THREAD UPDATES:

24 Celebrity Service:

Fill your house with Hannah's Harem.

Realizing she was already on her knees, asking your opinion, and had already admitted to being horny, you take a few more sips before answering her question.

"It was OK... For you," you finally tell her.

"But you're my Master!" she replies as though reminding you. "I want it to be good for you!"

"It was good," you shoot back. "Just not good enough... Or should I say, not enough. I want you to stay on your knees, and crawl into the next room. Continue crawling until you reach my phone. There, call every female you know the number of, and instruct them to meet us here. When that job is done, report back to me, and I'll let you know if you have done enough for either of us to get another 'job."

Who does she call?

"Denied" gives no reason for denial. Approving it admits you have no reason for denial.

Chyoo crossover 2:

Yes, but editor has no honest answer.

My thread was fine & approved. It was then wrongly removed by an unknown person, & therefore rewritten to match other threads in the same story.

Now, your denial (as opposed to the prior approval) has never been justified, & so the question is why you denied it. Since you gave me what you claim is a reason but we both know is truly nothing but BS, tell me you'll approve it again, & I'll re-submit the original thread that was approved in this spot.

Does the editor realize any more is only correct as two words?

A Day:

Marley.

Whether I like it or not doesn't change it being honest, which it wasn't. Also, my records indicate it was approved on CHYOA a year ago this week, technically today in some time zones. Whether there is a space in any more is a fact, or wrong when there is no space. Whether there is a space in this story depends on whether or not the same thing is done here as was on the "new" site about a year ago, which will then confirm the space or lack thereof between your ears.

Will you approve the original thread here if I submit it as I did on CHYOA, where it was approved?

Saving you from an intro question that doesn't fit your story.

 

[namazuros]

If you and TJ Church would rather keep it among Kiwi Farms (strongly recommended, LitErotica is not nice unless you appeal to a small group of specific fetishes per genre), you can both run them through another user of your choosing. This user will post both of them to this topic or create another topic and let the kiwis vote there. And to work for TJ Church, I'll add in six conditions, most of which heavily favor him:

1.) As stated, each story's author will be kept anonymous until the close of the voting. This ensures the kiwis cannot bring bias into this unless one you is so poor at language arts that it would take no time whatsoever for them to identify who wrote which piece.

2.) The identity of the author must be proven with a screenshot of the conversation post containing the story. This ensures the host cannot rig the outcome to ensure a specific user loses.

3.) The person who posts the stories cannot vote themselves. This ensures it cannot communicate the answer to anyone with how it votes.

4.) As an extension of the above point, Null will disable this user's ability to converse with players for the duration of the contest. This ensures they can receive the posts while preventing them from telling the answers where no one can see it.

5.) Null, namazuros, the host, or any combination thereof violating of any of these conditions results in an automatic victory for TJ Church.

6.) TJ Church violating any of these conditions results in an automatic victory for namazuros.

Suitable?

However, I will point out that TJ Church's unwillingness to present terms that would nullify his concerns is suspicious. Someone who genuinely believes it would be praised if not for the bias against it would work to generate a situation where this bias could not be used against it. The fact that he went for a flat refusal with this as the reason and suggested nothing to circumvent this reasoning would suggest this is a mere excuse, that he believes he wouldn't win even if it were a level playing field. On top of that, as I pointed out before, TJ Church has a tendency to change the rules and renege after things get underway. I strongly recommend against this course of action, but I won't stop your pursuit if you keep pressing on.

This all sounds groovy to me. @Cowlick , do these seem like suitable terms for you?

 

[Sigyn]

The Thinker, Teej-Style

 

[The I Scream Man]

@namazuros @Cowlick @deductionotaku I volunteer to be the Submitter of Stories, if it pleases the court. Although I have made posts in this thread in the past, I am (as many on this board will attest) a solid, trustworthy individual. (Modest too! )

 

[TM Ambrose]

@Cowlick
So are you going to continue to avoid every criticism thrown at you because you're to retarded to fess up to actually having abnormal syntax? I think it's fucking hilarious but seriously man, do you even realize how much of a fool you look like? You constantly claim to be superior but every time you try to prove it you just show how unaccomplished you are. You actually made me depressed when you brought up your 3rd grade spelling bee. Not because it was a great accomplishment, but because it was the only accomplishment you were able to bring up as validation for achievement in academics. As much as I think you're a total sped, I actually am a caring person and I think it's really sad that you have to look that far back for validation. It really explains why you so adamantly defend yourself as being superior but the fact that we think less of you because of your defensiveness flies way over your head. Typically when you do that we just think you're way more autistic (used in our colloquial manner) than we originally thought. Seriously, every time you try to avoid an argument by pointing out tiny grammar or spelling mistakes we all collectively sigh because we realize how much of a fucking idiot you are.

For the record, I've never been a high tier writer. By which I mean I rarely edit my work, mostly due to the fact that I just don't care. When compared to the other things I do writing doesn't interest me. I've written for a few stage shows that needed the odd line here or there, but other than that I've always been more more interested by the sciences. (Also none of the writing was paid so it doesn't matter anyways) I'm actually a biologist, that's why they call me:

(This is a reference to Master and Commander which features the lead character traveling to the Galapagos at one point and displaying interest in the biodiversity of the islands. I personally had the opportunity to go to the Galapagos but prior commitments prevented me from going and I'm actually saddened that I didn't get to go.)

 

[Chuggernaut]

When someone like TJ is sufficiently incompetent, as TJ has revealed he is, he becomes unable to understand why his strategies for things like, say, getting this thread taken down, fail, because he lacks the basic competence required for self-reflection. That explains basically everything about him.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

TJ what I like about you is in the 5 or so months you've been here. You haven't changed or learned anything at all, in the slightest. Its comforting somehow knowing no matter what life throws at us TJ will always be right here, demanding this thread be taken down.

I seriously think that, despite TJ's mental handicap, even he is aware that he enjoys the attention this thread gives him, and if it were to go away, he'd have no one to mock and jibberjabber at.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

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His evidence for this is that basketball players refer to themselves in the third person.

Is TJChurch mistaking basketball players with The Rock?

EDIT- @Cowlick So you're mad homophobic. What's up with that?

 

[StallChaser]

I haven't visited this thread in a while. Something I noticed looking back, if you go to the first page and read the description, it could very easily describe the events in this thread (minus the sockpuppet accounts, because we're all your friends here, TJ, and you don't have a need for them). TJ never changes. He just continues to give reasons for this thread to exist. The church analogy is apt -- religion is generally a constant that never changes, and people often use it as a static anchor point to offer comfort &/or stability in a crazy and constantly shifting world.

 

[deductionotaku]

THREAD UPDATE

Chyoo crossover 2:

Yes, but editor has no honest answer.

My thread was fine & approved. It was then wrongly removed by an unknown person, & therefore rewritten to match other threads in the same story.

Now, your denial (as opposed to the prior approval) has never been justified, & so the question is why you denied it. Since you gave me what you claim is a reason but we both know is truly nothing but BS, tell me you'll approve it again, & I'll re-submit the original thread that was approved in this spot.

Does the editor realize any more is only correct as two words?

24 Celebrity Service:

Fill your house with Hannah's Harem.

Realizing she was already on her knees, asking your opinion, and had already admitted to being horny, you take a few more sips before answering her question.

"It was OK... For you," you finally tell her.

"But you're my Master!" she replies as though reminding you. "I want it to be good for you!"

"It was good," you shoot back. "Just not good enough... Or should I say, not enough. I want you to stay on your knees, and crawl into the next room. Continue crawling until you reach my phone. There, call every female you know the number of, and instruct them to meet us here. When that job is done, report back to me, and I'll let you know if you have done enough for either of us to get another 'job."

Does the editor realize I'm not a jackass & have been welcomed by many more than banosh me??

"Denied" gives no reason for denial. Approving it admits you have no reason for denial.

A Day:

Marley.

Whether I like it or not doesn't change it being honest, which it wasn't. Also, my records indicate it was approved on CHYOA a year ago this week, technically today in some time zones. Whether there is a space in any more is a fact, or wrong when there is no space. Whether there is a space in this story depends on whether or not the same thing is done here as was on the "new" site about a year ago, which will then confirm the space or lack thereof between your ears.

Will you approve the original thread here if I submit it as I did on CHYOA, where it was approved?

Saving you from an intro question that doesn't fit your story.

Discuss.

 

[Trombonista]

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The Thinker, Teej-Style

The Stinker?

 

[Cowlick]

Not replying to this thread anymore, as any post by anyone only lengthens it & keeps it currently active, which many would see as a reason to keep it here. Also, ignoring all "conversations".... Simply looking for contact away from this place, where/if someone who is on staff cares to discuss with me how & when to get this thread (& that "Wiki" page) permanently removed.

 

[José Mourinho]

Not replying to this thread anymore, as any post by anyone only lengthens it & keeps it currently active, which many would see as a reason to keep it here. Also, ignoring all "conversations".... Simply looking for contact away from this place, where/if someone who is on staff cares to discuss with me how & when to get this thread (& that "Wiki" page) permanently removed.

You still reply to this thread anyway

 

[Danger]

Not replying to this thread anymore, as any post by anyone only lengthens it & keeps it currently active, which many would see as a reason to keep it here. Also, ignoring all "conversations".... Simply looking for contact away from this place, where/if someone who is on staff cares to discuss with me how & when to get this thread (& that "Wiki" page) permanently removed.

Remember when you said that all those pages back?

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

Not replying to this thread anymore, as any post by anyone only lengthens it & keeps it currently active, which many would see as a reason to keep it here. Also, ignoring all "conversations".... Simply looking for contact away from this place, where/if someone who is on staff cares to discuss with me how & when to get this thread (& that "Wiki" page) permanently removed.

There you go. Show us the error of our ways by doing exactly the thing you dramatically announced you wouldn't do. Well done.

 

[deductionotaku]

Not replying to this thread anymore, as any post by anyone only lengthens it & keeps it currently active, which many would see as a reason to keep it here. Also, ignoring all "conversations".... Simply looking for contact away from this place, where/if someone who is on staff cares to discuss with me how & when to get this thread (& that "Wiki" page) permanently removed.

Best of luck with this mission. Just remember, no CHYOO, no LitErotica, no WrestleZone, and be careful with your blogs. Otherwise we can keep this thread going anyway. For example:

THREAD UPDATE

A Day:

Marley.

Whether I like it or not doesn't change it being honest, which it wasn't. Also, my records indicate it was approved on CHYOA a year ago this week, technically today in some time zones. Whether there is a space in any more is a fact, or wrong when there is no space. Whether there is a space in this story depends on whether or not the same thing is done here as was on the "new" site about a year ago, which will then confirm the space or lack thereof between your ears.

Will you approve the original thread here if I submit it as I did on CHYOA, where it was approved?

Saving you from an intro question that doesn't fit your story.

Chyoo crossover 2:

Only why you keep denying it.

My thread was fine & approved. It was then wrongly removed by an unknown person, & therefore rewritten to match other threads in the same story.

Now, your denial (as opposed to the prior approval) has never been justified, & so the question is why you denied it. Since you gave me what you claim is a reason but we both know is truly nothing but BS, tell me you'll approve it again, & I'll re-submit the original thread that was approved in this spot.

Does he really want to be happy & have a good story?

24 Celebrity Service:

I should ge what I've earned.

There are more than those, & you're wrong on jakelyon's feelings. Admit one mistake (no time for you to admit them all), & give me the deserved approval.

Will you do the right thing?

"Denied" gives no reason for denial. Approving it admits you have no reason for denial.

Discuss.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Not replying to this thread anymore, as any post by anyone only lengthens it & keeps it currently active, which many would see as a reason to keep it here. Also, ignoring all "conversations".... Simply looking for contact away from this place, where/if someone who is on staff cares to discuss with me how & when to get this thread (& that "Wiki" page) permanently removed.

Hey if you can actually do it more power to you. But I'm afraid this thread will always stand as a monument to what happens when you bait the lions inside their den.

Wiki page stays too, you're too hilarious to not document for future generations, good sir.

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

Simply looking for contact away from this place, where/if someone who is on staff cares to discuss with me how & when to get this thread (& that "Wiki" page) permanently removed.

They won't.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

See ya tomorrow &/or next week at the latest.

 

[Mr. X]

Not replying to this thread anymore, as any post by anyone only lengthens it & keeps it currently active, which many would see as a reason to keep it here. Also, ignoring all "conversations".... Simply looking for contact away from this place, where/if someone who is on staff cares to discuss with me how & when to get this thread (& that "Wiki" page) permanently removed.

• People say you're a shitty writer because you're a shitty writer.
• People say you're not very smart because you're not very smart.
• People give your posts negative ratings because your posts are repetitive, predictable and poorly written.
• Neither this thread nor the wiki page will ever be deleted.