Twitter 12/13 - Chris annoyed he's not on list of top memes

[Floop]

it is buzzfeed. only normies read it.

There wasn’t even wojak on it...

 

[A Grey Cat]

Oh my god of course bronies would be deranged enough to like Papa Johns

Yeah because Chris is remember what happened when he got back from bc? Also of course Chris reads BuzzFeed I'm amazed he hasn't submitted an article to them.

 

[Floop]

Yeah because Chris is remember what happened when he got back from bc? Also of course Chris reads BuzzFeed I'm amazed he hasn't submitted an article to them.

I’m fairly confident Chris doesn’t even read articles, he just looks at the notifications, screenshots them, then tweets about it and pretends like he knows what he’s talking about.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I’m fairly confident Chris doesn’t even read articles, he just looks at the notifications, screenshots them, then tweets about it and pretends like he knows what he’s talking about.

So basically the only reader base BuzzFeed has left in general?

 

[Alex Krycek]

Yeah because Chris is remember what happened when he got back from bc? Also of course Chris reads BuzzFeed I'm amazed he hasn't submitted an article to them.

For all we know he has but Chris’ inability to write coherently and just kind of go off on tangents unrelated to the initial subject matter would make it inappropriate for submission.

 

[Floop]

For all we know he has but Chris’ inability to write coherently and just kind of go off on tangents unrelated to the initial subject matter would make it inappropriate for submission.

I still think it’s hilarious how Chris was featured prominently on that article about UVA remembers Pulse

"Do not hate. Hate is not so good and to be paranoid is a bust. Feel love that comes from us and try to feel love that you can offer at least from within yourselves, for yourselves", Christine Chandler, who attended, said.

 

[Bob's Ghost]

Chris is pissed he wasn't included in a list of top memes of the 2010s.

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Well duh, by 2010 all the fun was over.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I still think it’s hilarious how Chris was featured prominently on that article about UVA remembers Pulse

Most of the time I'm sure people immediately recognize chris as a tard and don't bring him into media. I wonder if the person didn't care and thought it would be a nice inclusion or if they just couldn't recognize his tard-speak from the rest of the granola-bullshit that people were spouting at the time.

 

[Floop]

Most of the time I'm sure people immediately recognize chris as a tard and don't bring him into media. I wonder if the person didn't care and thought it would be a nice inclusion or if they just couldn't recognize his tard-speak from the rest of the granola-bullshit that people were spouting at the time.

It’s like they were against the protest and wanted to make the attendees look really stupid.

DON’T TELL ME THIS WASN’T INTENTIONAL.

 

[Chicken Lo Mein]

It’s like they were against the protest and wanted to make the attendees look really stupid.

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DON’T TELL ME THIS WASN’T INTENTIONAL.

Look at his face. He'll probably jerk off to that comic when he gets back.
On a related note, were any other prominent lolcows there? I have a feeling they won't be fond of the "s" Chris put in.

 

[Blue_Snow]

Look at his face. He'll probably jerk off to that comic when he gets back.
On a related note, were any other prominent lolcows there? I have a feeling they won't be fond of the "s" Chris put in.

im sure he did

 

[The Un-Clit]

Some kind of CWC-ism for Spongebob. That's what #1 on the Buzzfeed list.

Then that's even more fucked up. Spongebob was a fucking 1990s thing or at MOST early 2000s. Who has given a toss for Spongebub in the 2010s? Even all the kids that grew up with SBSQ don't give a shit/are embarassed they used to like Spongebob when they were little.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

DON’T TELL ME THIS WASN’T INTENTIONAL.

Look at the body language of everyone around him. Turned backs, sullen expressions, plenty of clear space between him and them.

I've never seen such a fucking smug expression on an obvious Plague Job.

 

[Floop]

Look at the body language of everyone around him. Turned backs, sullen expressions, plenty of clear space between him and them.

I've never seen such a fucking smug expression on an obvious Plague Job.

He’s like “Oh yeah. I’m a celebrity.” I cannot get over that clip. That’s the kind of exaggerated shit you see in movies but Chris just lives it. It’s like how in Forrest Gump they deep-faked Tom Hanks into random parts of history. This looks like if someone did that but with Chris Chan.

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

It’s like they were against the protest and wanted to make the attendees look really stupid.

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Compare and contrast how real women sit versus this nigga looking like he about to undress and pose for Tiziano

Spoiler

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Then that's even more fucked up. Spongebob was a fucking 1990s thing or at MOST early 2000s. Who has given a toss for Spongebub in the 2010s? Even all the kids that grew up with SBSQ don't give a shit/are embarassed they used to like Spongebob when they were little.

What? Which internet have you been using? Spongebob is a massive pop culture phenomenon. It makes up some big fraction of its parent company's entire yearly income. Millennials love and embrace Spongebob and are not embarrassed about it in the least. Spongebob is all over the internet, now more than ever. It's used it in memes, gifs, youtube poops, and anything else you can think of. Did you come here from an alternate timeline or something?

 

[thismanlies]

Most of the time I'm sure people immediately recognize chris as a tard and don't bring him into media. I wonder if the person didn't care and thought it would be a nice inclusion or if they just couldn't recognize his tard-speak from the rest of the granola-bullshit that people were spouting at the time.

That news crew probably wanted to interview someone who was unquestionably homosexual and in a sea of white SJW allies, Chris stood out like his head was on fire.

 

[Mason Verger]

That news crew probably wanted to interview someone who was unquestionably homosexual and in a sea of white SJW allies, Chris stood out like his head was on fire.

“Chuck, find me a fag to get a sound bite from. A real screaming queen. We need something impactful from the gay community to really drive home the anger and sadness of the shooting...”



“Mmhhh yeah.. hates just.. no good. And bad feelings.. yuck!”

 

[A Grey Cat]

He’s like “Oh yeah. I’m a celebrity.” I cannot get over that clip. That’s the kind of exaggerated shit you see in movies but Chris just lives it. It’s like how in Forrest Gump they deep-faked Tom Hanks into random parts of history. This looks like if someone did that but with Chris Chan.

Because this was an event meant to commerate a tragedy a year ago and show that the LGBT community deserves sympathy for what happened like anyone else...and along comes the trans Quasimodo chris. The living embodiment of "this is why the terrorists hate us"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

“Chuck, find me a fag to get a sound bite from. A real screaming queen. We need something impactful from the gay community to really drive home the anger and sadness of the shooting...”



“Mmhhh yeah.. hates just.. no good. And bad feelings.. yuck!”

"So, Christine, can you tell us about your never ending struggles as a member of the LGBTQIAXYZ community?!"

"Well, it's been real hard and whatnot after I came out to my fadder and mudder. My fadder called me a faggot, but he took it back after I mind-melded wth his beaver form. I am now a daddy's girl, who gets to play with a beaver all day long. Mudder's been quite jealous because after coming out as a Goddess, men can't keep their hands off me. After the trolls ruined my brand spanking new vagina by telling me to go to the hospital, it was difficult to find my identity. I was not deterred though, and I gots the HRT. After that, I was kicked out of Too Many Games for being too hot to handle, the men there turned into dogs in heat, watching me with their lustful eyes, coveting my bosoms and whatnot. I'm just grateful I have my husbands and wives to balance out all my setsieness, and keep them crazy horndogs away."