Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus" - Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

[Kosher Dill]

GAG she's officially crossed over to full on ethottery.

Spoiler: NOT SAFE FOR LIFE

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The way she manhandles those sacks is the most unsexy thing imaginable.

 

[DontDoxThanks]

GAG she's officially crossed over to full on ethottery.

Spoiler: NOT SAFE FOR LIFE

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Could she have found a more tacky dollar store looking method to cover up her surgery scars?

 

[Ghost Boy]

GAG she's officially crossed over to full on ethottery.

Spoiler: NOT SAFE FOR LIFE

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Her breasts have absolutely no form whatso ever. No bounce or shape at all.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

The way she manhandles those sacks is the most unsexy thing imaginable.

Since no one has ever touched them intentionally, can you blame her for not really getting it right?

 

[Big Nasty]

The way she manhandles those sacks is the most unsexy thing imaginable.

Even LagoonaBlue is better at doing sexy poses than this.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Like two worn out blinged speed bags

 

[Digital Thunder]

The way she manhandles those sacks is the most unsexy thing imaginable.

"Therapy balls" that're just rubber balloons filled with sand have more bounce-back than her tits.

 

[wurst]

Still not porn, right?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Still not porn, right?

Porn turns people on.

 

[wurst]

Porn turns people on.

Bitch is like a super-glued off switch.

 

[Pizza Time]

Thanks lolcow farms
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Same day & outfit, note the difference
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Edit: I have others to add, but "spoiler" is fucking up on mobile.

That first pic makes her look like a silicone sex doll. Why do e-thots think that dopey expression looks sexy?

 

[AprilRains]

Porn turns people on.

It's meant to. It doesn't always.

Why do e-thots think that dopey expression looks sexy?

That's like asking why Eskimos think whale blubber is so delicious. They probably don't, but it is the best they have in a limited menu of choices.

 

[Big Nasty]

Is she using some kind of fake nipples that she glues on top of her actual ones?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

That first pic makes her look like a silicone sex doll. Why do e-thots think that dopey expression looks sexy?

To be fair, with the bloated nightmare she's paid someone to pump her turtle lips into... she looks dopey doing anything with her mouth. She just looks like someones middle aged mom trying to convince her sons friends she's a cool mom.

 

[Brain Power]

It still astounds me that she spends so much money in lipo, fillers and who knows what else, but refuses to lose weight or fix her tits.

 

[Dean Pentel]

you can't just meal plan and train to death, water has to become your best friend since you're sweating everything out.

any trainer will tell you to cut the alcohol etc

exercise is just moving your body to shake everything loose, the water gets rid of everything which in turn boosts your metabolism.

Nigga what?

 

[Pina Colada]

Is she using some kind of fake nipples that she glues on top of her actual ones?

I believe they're stick-on pasties.

 

[Double Dee]

Is she using some kind of fake nipples that she glues on top of her actual ones?

Those look like her actual nipples under that crap, to be honest.

 

[niente]

Why does her hair look like she put a dead rat on top of her head?

She looks like the perfect cosplay of Karen's first appearance in Penny & Aggie:

It's uncanny!

 

[Archeops]

In a surprising fusion between cow cults, this just popped up on 4chan's /trash/ threads...

Spoiler

Momo's considering cosplaying as Jasper and/or Blue Diamond from SU.

I for one can't wait to see how much shit the fandom flings at her if and when this happens.

And feel free to rate me as if this was already brought up earlier.