Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[StrawberryDouche]

Vlogmosque Day "12": Nells

Amy gives a hoof tutorial. The best thing about this vid is the transcript. You get the lyrics of a generic free-use techno song interspersed with 'NELLS" and 'POLY GEL"

Zero snouts. Negative snouts. Minus 47,013 snouts.

Spoiler: Recap

-NELLS

eta: Amy getting sassy in the comments

 

[clusterfuckk]

You know it’s pretty damn bad if you don’t even get one

 

[Chihiro]

The snout rating system has been one of the best things to bless my life this year. To see a video rated no snouts makes my soul hurt.

 

[THOTto]

The last one is my favorite.

 

[marjoram]

Just finished reading through the thread. Wanna add my praise for @StrawberryDouche for the excellent work. Very well done

ps- also think the snout ratings are absolute gold

 

[MrsLoveMom]

Why would anyone that fat want nells that long? Do they think they’ll draw away from the fat? What? Won’t it take longer to get food to the mouth? I can never choose who’s more gross: Amy, FatbyJen or Pink Fairy.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Why would anyone that fat want nells that long? Do they think they’ll draw away from the fat? What? Won’t it take longer to get food to the mouth? I can never choose who’s more gross: Amy, FatbyJen or Pink Fairy.

Obeasts like Fat Any, Chinny and Big Al can't do things that normal sized women can do to make themselves look nice. Trendy, fashionable clothes don't fit, their feet are too deformed for heels or even cute flats, they can't keep their arms up long enough to style their hair. They have to resort to shit like crappy nails, cheap handbags, and gaudy jewelry in an attempt to make themselves look even remotely feminine.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Vlog'mys/mes/whatever Day 13

She looks like an exceptional individual on the shortbus


As she is driving, she spends a lot of time looking in the camera instead of the road. Amy's Car Accident Journey when?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Vlog'mys/mes/whatever Day 13

She looks like an exceptional individual on the shortbus
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As she is driving, she spends a lot of time looking in the camera instead of the road. Amy's Car Accident Journey when?

Vlogmosque Day 13

Amy gets gas, but not the funny kind. Horrid taul. Vaguevlogging. Two snouts. Watch/don't watch, I'm not your mother. OR AM I????

Spoiler: RECAP!!!!

-WELCOME TO VLOGMOSQUE 13 HAHAHAHAHAHA

-Happy 13 days!!!!!

-She got up this morning

-Then pretended to "clean"

-Gas

-She took hins out and will make hims and rice

-INNYWAYS

-THANKS FOR ALL YOU GUYSES AMAZEEN COMMENTS!!!!

-Makes her fill good

-SHE WILL STOP APOLOGIZING!!!!

-She is an apologetic person

-Even to the doctors!!!!

-And hospitals!!!!

-She's sorry she's her

-IT'S OKAY TO NOT APOLOGIZE!!!!

-This is a channel for everyone

-Nells

-Nell tutorial ass rash sperging

-MANY PEOPLE ENJOY HER NELL TUTORIALS GET OVER IT!!!!

-Yes okay she's fat and she makes excuses for being fat

-ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS

-!!!!

-She has not lied about her beening fat

-No excuse!!!!

-Yes, food is her cope but she enjoys it!!!!

-SHE IS A FOODIE!!!!

-Food is not important

-Food is important

-Working out kinks with someone

-Something is in the mix

-Can't say what it is

-Kinks

-SOMETHING FUN IS AHEAD FOR THIS CHANNEL!!!!

-Guyses. Your guyses. U GUYSES!!!!

-Will do day vlogging today

-Gas

-Oh no. IT'S TORRID

-!!!!

*tard claps

-YOU'D NEVER KNOW THIS WAS A SLEEP SHIRT!!!!

-SO KYUOOT!!!!

-Will not do a try on haul

-Does not fill like it

-IT HAS A THING IN THE BACK!!!!

-This one is a size 4. Hope it fits!!!!

*Oh my God, it's the Hamber neopolitan ice cream sweater Oh my God

-They didn't have it in a 5 or 6

-Three fourfs quarter length

-SO HAPPY!!!!

-Exciting

-She will not say they will fit when she loses weight but

-They will fit when she loses weight

-WHICH SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE A YEAR AGO HA HA

/end

(archiving now)

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Nigga that's a throw blanket and you can't convince me otherwise.

 

[marjoram]

Does she ever stand up? She must, right? Right?

That Cracker Jack box prize engagement ring is hilarious. I'd be so embarrassed...

 

[Barbarella]

Does she ever stand up? She must, right? Right?

That Cracker Jack box prize engagement ring is hilarious. I'd be so embarrassed...

That’s the third $8.00 glass and nickle ring from Amazon I’ve seen on that finger. She doesn’t expect us to believe those are real diamonds, does she? She can’t. She must just enjoy watching her finger turn green; it gives her an excuse to go to the ER and apologize to a doctor.

I’m not quite sure I’ve seen a seatbelt that dirty in my entire life. I’m sure Chantel’s is up there but I haven’t seen in in the daytime or without a tray in front of it. How does a seatbelt get that blackened?

 

[Punkinsplice]

I have to hand it to her. She makes up some unique exercises. They don't do shit but make her look like an exceptionally exceptional almost sentient bowling ball, but I have never seen anything like them.

 

[gay frogs]

Nigga that's a throw blanket and you can't convince me otherwise.

That’s not a throw blanket. It’s a full size at least.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Again with the horrid tarps.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Um... Vlogmosque day 15: Day 13 Part 2

Amy jabbers alone in the crapwagon and admits she sits on the couch all day. One snout. Snout rationale: If I give her more than one snout then that gives her more than 3 snouts for the day and she did not earn more than three snouts today!!!!

Spoiler: RECAP!!!! PART 2!!!!

-She is baffled that the earth spins and December is half over

-Shocked!!!!

-Goal setting

-CRAZY

-She asked Ali to not watch the mini mongs so she can go to the park

-Shes has the kidses every day

-Needs time for herself

-SO much happened this year

-So much we grew on

-Changed her family forever

-Ali's business folded

-Didn't even know if they'd have a home!!!!

*yawns

-Didn't know where they'd get groceries!!!!

-Ali got blessed with an amazing job so she could stay home

-And not take care of her kids

-Preparing the kidses to fail at school

-Her babies are now preschoolers!!!!

-Discussed goals on their way to Costco

-She thought about it

-But not a lot

-Wants to be a confident person

-And know her inner bean

-TO BE A DRIVING FORCE!!!!

-Self image problems

*yawns

-Doesn't want to be in public

-Fills like she doesn't belong

-NO ONE CAN CHANGE THAT BUT HER!!!!

-Ali talked and she pretended to listen

-But she wasn't!!!!

-If she isn't proactive, she is wasting space!!!!

-Her inner bean wants to go hiking and camping

-That's her INNER bean

-But the outer bean holds her back

-SHE WILL MAKE A VISION BOARD!!!!

-For lifetime changes

-IT'S A START

-No one believes her

-Because she doesn't preach the talk

-She is desiring!!!!

-She could be killed today!!!!

-And all she did was sit on the couch

-When she dies, she wants to have memories she made

-And they can remember her hiking

-And they can tell their ferals that grandma sat in a recliner

-Then she put her leg up in the recliner!!!!

-Grandma sleeps in the recliner

-Her kidses will be adults one day

-They are NOT going to take care of her

-Wants to see them get married

-She is taking it serious you guys

-She preaches!!!!

-But an hour later, and she's beening stupid

-She will do it tomorrow

-She weighed more than this at one point

-She can't walk

-Food should keep her alive

-Will talk to her therapist

-SHE IS SERIOUS THIS TIME!!!!

-Has talked bad about WLS

-She is reconsidering

-It is a tool

-It will make you do things

-It has negative effects on people

-Doesn't mean it will happen to her

-They had negative outputs because they didn't do what they were told

-SHE IS READY FOR CHANGE AND TAKING CHARGE!!!!

-She loves you guyses

-Crazy roller coaster

-You tough lover her

-And her eyes are open now!!!!

-Ali did not sweet talk her today

-Did not tap her butts or backfats

-SHE IS SERIOUS!!!!

-She jabbers with her lips

-She is human and truthful

-INNYWAYS

-People enjoy her vlogmees

-People do not enjoy her vlogmees

-Will not apologize

-THIS IS HER CHANNEL!!!!

-THIS IS NOT A SKIT

-You see what you get

-Vlogmees is all caught up now

-STAY BLESSED!!!!

 

[marjoram]

Um... Vlogmosque day 15: Day 13 Part 2

Amy jabbers alone in the crapwagon and admits she sits on the couch all day. One snout. Snout rationale: If I give her more than one snout then that gives her more than 3 snouts for the day and she did not earn more than three snouts today!!!!

Spoiler: RECAP!!!! PART 2!!!!

-She is baffled that the earth spins and December is half over

-Shocked!!!!

-Goal setting

-CRAZY

-She asked Ali to not watch the mini mongs so she can go to the park

-Shes has the kidses every day

-Needs time for herself

-SO much happened this year

-So much we grew on

-Changed her family forever

-Ali's business folded

-Didn't even know if they'd have a home!!!!

*yawns

-Didn't know where they'd get groceries!!!!

-Ali got blessed with an amazing job so she could stay home

-And not take care of her kids

-Preparing the kidses to fail at school

-Her babies are now preschoolers!!!!

-Discussed goals on their way to Costco

-She thought about it

-But not a lot

-Wants to be a confident person

-And know her inner bean

-TO BE A DRIVING FORCE!!!!

-Self image problems

*yawns

-Doesn't want to be in public

-Fills like she doesn't belong

-NO ONE CAN CHANGE THAT BUT HER!!!!

-Ali talked and she pretended to listen

-But she wasn't!!!!

-If she isn't proactive, she is wasting space!!!!

-Her inner bean wants to go hiking and camping

-That's her INNER bean

-But the outer bean holds her back

-SHE WILL MAKE A VISION BOARD!!!!

-For lifetime changes

-IT'S A START

-No one believes her

-Because she doesn't preach the talk

-She is desiring!!!!

-She could be killed today!!!!

-And all she did was sit on the couch

-When she dies, she wants to have memories she made

-And they can remember her hiking

-And they can tell their ferals that grandma sat in a recliner

-Then she put her leg up in the recliner!!!!

-Grandma sleeps in the recliner

-Her kidses will be adults one day

-They are NOT going to take care of her

-Wants to see them get married

-She is taking it serious you guys

-She preaches!!!!

-But an hour later, and she's beening stupid

-She will do it tomorrow

-She weighed more than this at one point

-She can't walk

-Food should keep her alive

-Will talk to her therapist

-SHE IS SERIOUS THIS TIME!!!!

-Has talked bad about WLS

-She is reconsidering

-It is a tool

-It will make you do things

-It has negative effects on people

-Doesn't mean it will happen to her

-They had negative outputs because they didn't do what they were told

-SHE IS READY FOR CHANGE AND TAKING CHARGE!!!!

-She loves you guyses

-Crazy roller coaster

-You tough lover her

-And her eyes are open now!!!!

-Ali did not sweet talk her today

-Did not tap her butts or backfats

-SHE IS SERIOUS!!!!

-She jabbers with her lips

-She is human and truthful

-INNYWAYS

-People enjoy her vlogmees

-People do not enjoy her vlogmees

-Will not apologize

-THIS IS HER CHANNEL!!!!

-THIS IS NOT A SKIT

-You see what you get

-Vlogmees is all caught up now

-STAY BLESSED!!!!

Snout.

This word has lost all meaning.
Yet is still somehow funny as fuck

 

[Bitchboy95]

Shuddering at the thought of Amy's inner and/or outer bean...

 

[dismissfrogs]

Again with the horrid tarps.

Spoiler

buy your filthy kids some shoes bitch.

Seriously, that's all I could think about. This bitch JUST bought from Torrid.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Her kidses will be adults one day

-They are NOT going to take care of her

She's right, she just doesn't know it. Assuming her feral children avoid jail or a flop house... they're going to resent her. She's an abusive, neglectful piece of shit. They're not going to go out of their way to do anything for her. Assuming she lives that ling anyway.