Twitter 12/13 - Chris annoyed he's not on list of top memes

Mariposa Electrique said:
"So, Christine, can you tell us about your never ending struggles as a member of the LGBTQIAXYZ community?!"

"Well, it's been real hard and whatnot after I came out to my fadder and mudder. My fadder called me a faggot, but he took it back after I mind-melded wth his beaver form. I am now a daddy's girl, who gets to play with a beaver all day long. Mudder's been quite jealous because after coming out as a Goddess, men can't keep their hands off me. After the trolls ruined my brand spanking new vagina by telling me to go to the hospital, it was difficult to find my identity. I was not deterred though, and I gots the HRT. After that, I was kicked out of Too Many Games for being too hot to handle, the men there turned into dogs in heat, watching me with their lustful eyes, coveting my bosoms and whatnot. I'm just grateful I have my husbands and wives to balance out all my setsieness, and keep them crazy horndogs away."
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Wow so stunning and brave im amazed Chris hasn't been invited to do an editorial for CNN
 
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The best part to me is 23 years later and Chris still has the same autistic thousand yard stare while giving a news interview:
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Mason Verger said:
The best part to me is 23 years later and Chris still has the same autistic thousand yard stare while giving a news interview:
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Every damn time I see childhood pics of Chris, Lindsay Amer or indeed any lolcow whos become an LGBT attention whore I just think to myself..they used to be such cute kids. Us 90s kids are truly a lost generation maybe even the last one

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Jasonfan89 said:
Because this was an event meant to commerate a tragedy a year ago and show that the LGBT community deserves sympathy for what happened like anyone else...and along comes the trans Quasimodo chris. The living embodiment of "this is why the terrorists hate us"
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And you can bet your ass he only knows about the tragedy in passing and that he didn't bother to inform himself at all, all that that mattered is that "hmm, yeah, d-da nice homosetsuals are throwing a party to basically t-to... y-yeah, pre-pretty much to fight for... yeah, f-for sonichu rights and women's right to vote like on mary poppins, a-among which, I'll draw some sonichu signs to hopefully attract a 18-my current age setsy lesbian to trib with, like the female bonobos do"
 
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MC Ride said:
I'm in the minority. You just know Kid!Chris was an annoying motherfucker from his face.
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I'm pretty positive the "held me down to record my screams" was because he was a terrible troublemaker of a child and the teachers were not equipped to deal with him - so they wanted proof that he was interruptive and impossible to teach in an effort to get him out of there. He is nearly 40 and can't sit still without breaking out into song or doing impressions.

Imagine trying to teach math to kids and one of them is sitting on his desk backwards singing "Do The Bartman", and when you try to get him to sit he screams in your face only stopping to belch.
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
I'm pretty positive the "held me down to record my screams" was because he was a terrible troublemaker of a child and the teachers were not equipped to deal with him - so they wanted proof that he was interruptive and impossible to teach in an effort to get him out of there. He is nearly 40 and can't sit still without breaking out into song or doing impressions.

Imagine trying to teach math to kids and one of them is sitting on his desk backwards singing "Do The Bartman", and when you try to get him to sit he screams in your face only stopping to belch.
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Yes indeed, all available evidence points to Chris being an absolute monster as a child. He’s always had his autistic rituals that the world absolutely has to adhere to. One of my favorite stories is how he got into a fight with a kid because he HAD to be the first off the bus every time. Which earned him a seat on the short bus. One of Chris’s early banning .
 
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Mason Verger said:
Yes indeed, all available evidence points to Chris being an absolute monster as a child. He’s always had his autistic rituals that the world absolutely has to adhere to. One of my favorite stories is how he got into a fight with a kid because he HAD to be the first off the bus every time. Which earned him a seat on the short bus. One of Chris’s early banning .
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Eh kinda negates my saying he used to be a cute kid. As a little kid his squirming and babbling may have been tolerable if only because of the possibility of him "growing out of it" like most Autistic kids who get treated and raised properly. But no his geriatric parents refused to do anything but Sue the school district and stoke Chris'ego with the mentality that, "he's special and it's society that needs to conform to his ways and not vice versa."
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Eh kinda negates my saying he used to be a cute kid. As a little kid his squirming and babbling may have been tolerable if only because of the possibility of him "growing out of it" like most Autistic kids who get treated and raised properly. But no his geriatric parents refused to do anything but Sue the school district and stoke Chris'ego with the mentality that, "he's special and it's society that needs to conform to his ways and not vice versa."
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I mean there are a few pics of him as a kid where he looks cute and normal. The vacant stare and goofy “this. is. how. humans. smile.” look hadn’t quite set in yet.
 
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Mason Verger said:
The best part to me is 23 years later and Chris still has the same autistic thousand yard stare while giving a news interview:
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i don't get that thousand stare, did he saw someone die when he was little or the little girl that bullied him and told him that Gasparin the friendly ghost who was living under the house really fucked him up?

Jasonfan89 said:
Every damn time I see childhood pics of Chris, Lindsay Amer or indeed any lolcow whos become an LGBT attention whore I just think to myself..they used to be such cute kids. Us 90s kids are truly a lost generation maybe even the last one

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00s kids are way more fucked up.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Yes indeed, all available evidence points to Chris being an absolute monster as a child. He’s always had his autistic rituals that the world absolutely has to adhere to. One of my favorite stories is how he got into a fight with a kid because he HAD to be the first off the bus every time. Which earned him a seat on the short bus. One of Chris’s early banning .
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Snyder also said in a YouTube comment (assuming it was really him) that Chris would act like an asshole when he lost at games when he played at the store.
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
Snyder also said in a YouTube comment (assuming it was really him) that Chris would act like an asshole when he lost at games when he played at the store.
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I highly doubt an old geezer like him would do that.
 
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