Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

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Sofishticated said:
So the Ol’ gal made a list of “needs” on her Facebook account which she ranked in order of priority, once again Tumour feels entitled to the world.
I wouldn’t normally share this kind of thing as she does it a lot but on this occasion one of her FB friends had something to say at the very end regarding her “needs”
It’s rare for someone on her Facebook to tell her what she NEEDS to hear, we all know she won’t listen anyway so here you go :)
Edit: Throwing in a bonus pic at the end where Tumour describes a number of things about herself that she wishes were better yet doesn’t know what’s caused them or how to fix them, 99% of these problems were caused by your habit Luna and if you haven’t worked that out yet then there really is no hope left.

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Can you imagine the content of her next videos?
 
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Honestly, in order for her to actually earn money from doing e-porn she has to turn to doing really degenerate shit eventually. Tuna's too nasty to attract people with normal and innocent fetishes, so her only real audience would be the bottom of the barrel. I wouldn't be surprised if we saw her eating shit out of a diaper soon or maybe she can convince her junkie mom to do an incest camshow.
 
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I can't understand how someone can prefer to drink pee instead of having a regular job. She is in her twenties and has a pretty face, she could get a job if she wanted to.

She may have crappy gens, but her body is the result of an awful diet and drug abuse. And smoking contributes to cellulite formation (through lowering tissue oxygenation). So, imagine her body in ten years. Not even the most depraved man will buy her videos, because there will be younger girls to buy them from.

She's not stupid, but she's so stuck in her bubble that she's unable to see how bleak her future will be, sucking VIH-positive dicks in some alleyway for a tiny bag of dope.
 
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la mort said:
I can't understand how someone can prefer to drink pee instead of having a regular job. She is in her twenties and has a pretty face, she could get a job if she wanted to.
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Tuna's not going to get a job while she's still a drugged up mess, period.

It would be one thing if she was a functional addict, but she's not. Imagine her coming into a job interview, messed up from drugs and smelling of month old farts? Even people who preach to give people a second chance wouldn't give someone like that a job since active drug addicts can't be trusted. Selling e-porn is probably her best option right now, bar actually cleaning herself up of course.
 
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la mort said:
I can't understand how someone can prefer to drink pee instead of having a regular job. She is in her twenties and has a pretty face, she could get a job if she wanted to.

She may have crappy gens, but her body is the result of an awful diet and drug abuse. And smoking contributes to cellulite formation (through lowering tissue oxygenation). So, imagine her body in ten years. Not even the most depraved man will buy her videos, because there will be younger girls to buy them from.

She's not stupid, but she's so stuck in her bubble that she's unable to see how bleak her future will be, sucking VIH-positive dicks in some alleyway for a tiny bag of dope.
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Some junkies are functional enough to maintain a job, but between Luna's mental illness and drug addictions, I don't think she could realistically do it without getting somewhat clean.
 
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Man vs persistent rat said:
People as immature as Luna are often NEET without any addictions at all - has she ever worked?
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I think she’s had two jobs maybe? One of them was for painting a mural I believe, and she was caught stealing from peoples’ bags and needed Lurch (or Lurch’s friend) to come and shoot her up so she wouldn’t go into withdrawal.
 
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I might get a lot of bad karma or whatever for even drawing this but I figure since I've drawn it I might as well post it. Recent pictures of Luna reminded me of something.
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Guardian angel Pepper. RIP.
This is hand-drawn, cause I don't do digital, and then scanned in and colored basically via Windows Paint 3D.
I originally wrote "whats wrong..." on the drawing (and signed it with my username), but decided to erase it and write it digitally on the 1% chance someone recognizes my handwriting and destroys my career 15 years from now.
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Clockwork_PurBle said:
I might get a lot of bad karma or whatever for even drawing this but I figure since I've drawn it I might as well post it. Recent pictures of Luna reminded me of something.
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This is hand-drawn, cause I don't do digital, and then scanned in and colored basically via Windows Paint 3D.
I originally wrote "whats wrong..." on the drawing (and signed it with my username), but decided to erase it and write it digitally on the 1% chance someone recognizes my handwriting and destroys my career 15 years from now.
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Still much prettier than the actual Tuna Squalor- and has less STIs as well.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
Have some of y'all just never seen a pear-shaped woman with bad cellulite before or what? Being so overweight for so long and then fluctuating hasn't helped, but honestly she got a shit genetic hand and it was never going to be pretty no matter what she did.
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tbh as someone who has inherited the same/worse genes than her i can say yeah some of it can be attributed to that but like.. it's not like she can't go to plante fitness or something???? you made you bed tuna
 
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Dad said:
She looks a lot better with red lipstick. Brings some color into her face. Of course, that was in old photos though, you know, when she had more color in general.
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We could always airbrush foundation on her like morticians do with some gnarly looking corpses from accidents, burnings, and such.

 
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