Autism you witnessed IRL - share your stories

[pierce your heart]

It might be real but it's hard to believe that a house called house is real when it comes from a bullshitter. Least he could have done was go with le rois or something.

We did find it suspicious at the time but people started calling him "maisonette" for a couple of days nonetheless.

Makes me wonder how many of these anonymous "commentators" on youtube are really just massive, barely functioning autists IRL despite their crafted personas

Most of them I'd wager.

 

[HeraldofNurgle]

A few years ago, I went on a milk run to the local big chain grocery store. I was in the Moo juice aisle deciding if I wanted whole or 2%, when I heard this bizarre chattering behind me. It was this low guttural 'ice creeem' in the typical lack of emotion tone that most speds have. I turned around, to see a beast.

In a shopping cart, was an enormous tard. They, as I could not figure out the gender, was so fat they took up the whole bottom of the cart. Fat poked out from between the grates and slats of the cart which made me wonder how this ball of lard managed to fit into it in the first place. I would guess this autist was about perhaps 10 or so years old. They had on a Yugioh shirt stained with god knows what. They had a McDonalds bag, which they kept thrusting a rounded fist into to pluck out chicken nuggets for its hell mouth. It had greasy stained hair and thick glasses with those strings around the ends to keep them from falling off. It stank of state ketchup and failure.

Pushing the cart with an obvious struggle was the skeleton of a mother. This woman was bone thin, as if her tartlet sucked all instances of fat and calories from her body. It was a horrible sight, and I stood still to watch. I was afraid that If I moved too close to the cart, the living blob inside might hunger for flesh and grab me.

"I wan ice cream." It blubbered again, words distorted with how fat their cheeks were.

"No honey, we have ice cream at home, remember?" The woman sounded like she'd blow over with the breeze. Clearly this was unacceptable, cause the tard burst into autistic rage. Being too fat to actually get out of the cart and do anything, it bellowed and threw chicken nuggets at its unfortunate mother. It jiggled and wiggled.

"FUCK YOU MUMMA! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

I looked into the eyes of the mother. They were haunted. Defeated. She didn't say anything but turned the cart around and continued to push into the next aisle. I could hear the monster screeching for a good while after that, until it stopped. When I saw them next, the autist had an opened container of icecream and was eating it with its hands. The receipt was attached, so at least the mom bought it first before surrendering it to her hell spawn.

Never before have I ever been so grateful to not be able to have children.

 

[TungstenCarbide]

When I was in HS, I knew this girl who was three years my junior, and I think that she was and undiagnosed autistic. She spoke in monotone, she was completely ignorant about social clues, she moved in repetitive patterns and she had a brand of weird that made all the people who met her be like "huh?" when they talked to her. She was boy crazy, but her weirdness chased away all the boys her age.

I remember that one day we went hiking, and she saw a phone number written on a rock, near a male name and the line "I'm looking for a girlfriend! Call me!" and she wrote it down with the full intention to call. She ended pregnant when she was still very young (18, if I'm not mistaken) and apparently she didn't even realize she was expecting until it started to show and her mother understood that her daughter's clothes weren't tight because she was putting up weight, but because she would become a grandma in a few months. I have to say that her parents weren't exactly... normal, they behaved and spoke more or less like her. Seeing them together was a surreal experience.

Then, when I volunteered as a babysitter at my town community center, I met her younger brother. Since the family was so particular, I remember I was happy to see that he was a sensible boy, with a quick wit and interesting hobbies. Then... things changed. During the three years he attended the community center, he slowly became more similar to his sister and when he was beginning high school he behaved exacly like she did, except for the boy-craziness. I remeber that I discussed this with other volunteers and they confirmed that the boy... deteriorated, in those three years. Sometimes, I still wonder about it.

 

[Observerer]

Went to middle school.
Had this one really fucking annoying classmate who was obsessed with cars. He loved cars so much, but hated electric cars. One day we had a debate about whether or not we should replace cars running on gas with electric cars and the dude went full sped, crying and shaking because he loved his gas powered cars so much. Resulted in the teacher having to take him out of class because he was screaming and pissing himself.

The same guy also thought he was the funniest guy ever.
During one lunch he would make a scene to get everyone's attention. He was going to do stand-up. He took a sandwich, opened it, slapped his hand on it, closed it and announced that he had made a "handwich". No one laughed and quickly returned to eating and chatting.
Everyone hated the guy.
The end.

 

[The Reaper]

By the end of it, the audience was cheering for him

By the end of those things the last person is the one everyone is cheering for. Waiting for 2000+ people to walk across the stage that last person crossing is by far the hero of the event.

Spoiler: Autism at the gas station

I remember stopping at the local gas station once for some snacks before I headed home. As I was walking back to my car I heard this guy (had to be close to 30) screaming that the police were going to come arrest him while running away from his mother. At the same time there was a cop patrolling the lot, because it was a central location where deals would go down occasionally. The cop heard and saw him running up and down the lot, put the lights on and proceeded to drive up.

At this point I had gotten back in my car and put the windows down. As the cop was getting out to ask what was going on the man's mother begins to scream at him "Get away from him! He has autism and if you shoot him I will kill your ass!" The cop is now just confused and wants to know what is going on. He's trying to be patient, but the woman just keeps repeating herself, and at this point the man is lying on the ground in the middle of the lot putting his hands behind his back and telling the officer to take him away. The cop has backup showing up now and its just chaos. He finally gets the woman calmed down and they convince the man to come and sit down at the tables by the station entrance. The woman then explains that some man had approached them on bike and began pestering them, which caused her son to start to freak out. It escalated the situation and the man took off. The son continued to say he was getting arrested, and the cop was extremely patient with him in telling him he wasn't going to jail.

As I was driving through town I watched another police car whip to the side and stop a man on a bike. I don't know what happened with that, but it was certainly one of the most exciting things I've seen at a gas station. The cop did really well given the situation, and in the end nobody was hurt. Don't know what happened with bike guy though.

 

[Cheemsburbger]

I've mentioned him before, but fuck it. Junior year of high school, math class 1st period. Some autist who was apparently enabled his whole life was a nonstop pain in the ass. Obsessed with JJBA and would constantly loudly vocalize memes from r/shitpostcrusaders. Looked like a greasy wrecking ball. Periodically made weird noises and yelled at the teacher before getting escorted out of class by an SRO one day. I have no idea what it was about

 

[who dare wins?]

I've mentioned him before, but fuck it. Junior year of high school, math class 1st period. Some autist who was apparently enabled his whole life was a nonstop pain in the ass. Obsessed with JJBA and would constantly loudly vocalize memes from r/shitpostcrusaders. Looked like a greasy wrecking ball. Periodically made weird noises and yelled at the teacher before getting escorted out of class by an SRO one day. I have no idea what it was about

the average Redditor hard. the SRO might have pulled him out fr being a "far right wing" person, who knows.

A few years ago, I went on a tard cum run to the local big chain grocery store. I was in the Moo juice aisle deciding if I wanted whole or 2%, when I heard this bizarre chattering behind me. It was this low guttural 'ice creeem' in the typical lack of emotion tone that most speds have. I turned around, to see a beast.

In a shopping cart, was an enormous tard. They, as I could not figure out the gender, was so fat they took up the whole bottom of the cart. Fat poked out from between the grates and slats of the cart which made me wonder how this ball of lard managed to fit into it in the first place. I would guess this autist was about perhaps 10 or so years old. They had on a Yugioh shirt stained with god knows what. They had a McDonalds bag, which they kept thrusting a rounded fist into to pluck out chicken nuggets for its hell mouth. It had greasy stained hair and thick glasses with those strings around the ends to keep them from falling off. It stank of state ketchup and failure.

Pushing the cart with an obvious struggle was the skeleton of a mother. This woman was bone thin, as if her tartlet sucked all instances of fat and calories from her body. It was a horrible sight, and I stood still to watch. I was afraid that If I moved too close to the cart, the living blob inside might hunger for flesh and grab me.

"I wan ice cream." It blubbered again, words distorted with how fat their cheeks were.

"No honey, we have ice cream at home, remember?" The woman sounded like she'd blow over with the breeze. Clearly this was unacceptable, cause the tard burst into autistic rage. Being too fat to actually get out of the cart and do anything, it bellowed and threw chicken nuggets at its unfortunate mother. It jiggled and wiggled.

"FUCK YOU MUMMA! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

I looked into the eyes of the mother. They were haunted. Defeated. She didn't say anything but turned the cart around and continued to push into the next aisle. I could hear the monster screeching for a good while after that, until it stopped. When I saw them next, the autist had an opened container of icecream and was eating it with its hands. The receipt was attached, so at least the mom bought it first before surrendering it to her hell spawn.

Never before have I ever been so grateful to not be able to have children.

im not too sure if this is a reddit copy pasta but god it sounds fucking horrible. imagine being the father of such a ungrateful hellspawn. he will die from obesity in 3 years like the rest if america.

 

[Cheemsburbger]

the average Redditor hard. the SRO might have pulled him out fr being a "far right wing" person, who knows.

>redditor
>right-wing
Haha no

 

[who dare wins?]

>redditor
>right-wing
Haha no

I dunno. those boomer fags think so.

 

[Cheemsburbger]

I dunno. those boomer fags think so.

I think he was removed for being a sperglord, possible shooting threats

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I've known so many autistic people but none of their meltdowns have been as exciting as the ones posted here.

An elementary school friend of mine (nicknamed Squeaky) would get so upset at tiny things, looking back I'm sure she was on the spectrum. She was very particular about what she wore, everyday it had to be a dress with boxer-style undies. On the rare occasion that she was forced into jeans and a t-shirt she would be miserable and uncooperative all day. To be fair, jeans are pretty uncomfy when you're grape-shaped.
She was fun as hell when in a good mood though, she'd come up with really elaborate adventures on the spot comprised of whatever videogames she was into. Why the hell would I go play with the girls who were talking about makeup and boys when I could hang out with Squeaky, who'll take me to Candyland with Waluigi?

I have a mirror, so every morning I witness autism.

God dammit, I came to this thread to post almost exactly this and you beat me to it. I will now flap my arms and shriek in rage.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I hope he didn't move on to burning things or something like that. It kinda sounds like that'd be the epilogue to your story.

Luckily for you, he got the right help and discipline and is a good kid now. Hasn't had a meltdown in many years.

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

One time this nigga came to the boxing gym on a bag workout training where you can do your thing on the bags for 21 rounds. Nobody knew who he was, he was a middle aged guy, out of shape, beer belly etc. He was wearing camo tank top and camo shorts and a rambo headband (camo). It was obvious he never trained boxing and for an hour he was awkwardly touching the heavy bag, it looked like he wanted to feel the chakras of the bag to become one with it. Never to be seen again.

Other time, other gym and other sport, it was a pretty hardcore muay thai gym and some asian nigga joined, he was like 150 cm tall, typical asian manlet, but he was pretending to be Bruce Lee, it was obvious he thought that being asian (not even thai I think) gives him superhuman muay thai skill. He was weighing like 50kg but he was walking around like a bodybuiler with severe Imaginary Lats Syndrome. Literally his first sparring he awkwardly kicked some guy on the shin with his toes and his big toe did like a 180° twist, it looked like it wanted to leave the pathetic little body. Coach had to almost tape it back to his feet and someone took him to the hospital. Manlet patrolled, never to be seen again.

(sorry for poor stories, I'm not from america so there's not many autists here - they all get cured early on with severe bullying, like God intended; that's why I come here to kiwifarms.com to research this exotic species)

 

[Buxinator]

After considering my powerlevel and the usual Farmssecurity I think I can share a story of a more or less special guy I met in my life.

Back in university there was one guy who was some sort of smartassed. Served 12 years in the navy and knew everything better,l. He got into a lot of arguments, even with the professors, because he thought otherwise. In one course he failed so hard, that he thought that it was a personal and the professor didn't like him. Instead of improving himself he tried to work things out, failed the exam a second time, starting a personal jihad against the professor with several meltdowns in class and was expelled for failing the course exam a third time.
When the received the knew the went crazy, hiring a lawyer and threatening to burn the university down to the ground and hurtin the professor of the course.
I lost track of him because the lawsuit, that he created was rejected and let to nothing and our paths divided.

 

[MysticMisty]

Years ago when I was in college I was riding the bus home, minding my own business when suddenly a horrible stench filled the air. Usually the homeless ride in the very back, but whoever reeked was towards the front near me, which prompted me to look up. This young man was wearing the single most disgusting shirt I've ever seen. It was absolutely covered with food and food stains, both old and fresh. Like, if you smeared every dish from the average American Christmas dinner on a shirt, it wouldn't be nearly as bad as this.

But it gets worse, because as I watched he put his chin down in the mess and started rubbing it around. And his chin was already as filthy as his shirt before that, so obviously he does this all day, every day. He also had this creepy blank expression on his face as he did this, too.

The poor man he sat next to got up and sat next to me at the next stop. Everyone around him was scooting away in a vain attempt to get away from the smell. Several people opened windows, but all that did was blow the stench to the back of the bus instead.

After a short while he finally got off the bus alone, taking his stench with him. Even though it wasn't long it seemed like he was there for an hour. As soon as he was gone the guy who was sitting next to him turned to me and we started talking about it. Us and everyone else on the bus. We agreed that even though he could ride the bus alone he desperately needed a handler given out disgusting he was. Also that disgusting people have no business being in public no matter how disabled they are.

 

[Vargerd]

A couple years ago, my wife, some friends and I were playing board games at a Fantasy Flight convention center relatively close to us (they serve food, have tons of tables and are open until midnight) and we were in the corner of the back room (the room that gets closed off for big events, but is open to use when no events are going on) and a couple hours in, a group of ~20 people, most of whom had largish backpacks came in and sort of cleared the middle of the room of tables. they arranged chairs facing one direction with a few tables at the front like some sort of lecture or meeting was about to happen. We weren't paying them much attention until I noticed all the very large my little pony stuffed animals start coming out of the the bags and being held in their owners laps as they began taking their seats. It was then I realized I was witnessing a brony meetup out in the wild. They didn't have a microphone or anything and we were off to the side pretty far so we did not hear what was said, but at one point, many of them filed one by one up to the table to get their picture taken with what was apparently some extra special stuffed pony that was placed up there. I couldn't stare too much because my wife didn't want me to draw attention to us. so that's about all I remember.

 

[Count groudon]

There was this one boy in my high school, he was a short stocky kid that still looked like he was 12 despite being like 15 when I first saw him and he had fairly long hair that he always somehow kept perfectly spiked up despite the fact that it’s length probably made it too damn heavy to keep up. He kind of looked like that weird fat kid that knocked over cows in that Barnyard movie now that I think about it. I could tell this guy was an aspie the moment I saw him, and he almost always sat by himself at lunch shoveling food in his mouth while staring at the wall with this cold lifeless expression. Me and my friends felt bad for him at first, so one day we decided to go and sit down with him to see if we could get him to open up and socialize, as soon as we sat down at the table and tried talking to him he scans each and every one of us while still sitting in his overly-rigid posture and suddenly says “fuck you guys” in this über nasally monotone voice and goes back to eating. Being the clever wordsmith I am, little 16 y/o Groudon replies with something like “I bet you’d like to” and we all went back to our table where we all just sat and laughed about the whole ordeal.

A few weeks later, most of my friends I sat with were sick with the stomach flu or something so me and myonly other friend who was there that day decided to go and eat lunch with our other friend who was a girl. And wouldn’t you know it, out of nowhere spikey sperg suddenly rushed over and plopped down at the empty seat and proceeds with his usual sit and stare routine, this time focusing all of his mighty ‘tism gaze upon my female friend. After a good 15 minutes of him doing this and us trying to ignore him he finally begins speaking and starts trying to woo her by quoting American Dad jokes nonstop, seemingly oblivious to the fact that she was becoming visibly uncomfortable. A bunch of us guys tried to tell him to please stop, but once again he’d just pause to say “fuck all of you” and then continue quoting American dad. At one point she snaps and yells at him to go away but spikey sperg just laughs and keeps going. Finally her boyfriend, who was like 6’2” and easily well over 200 pounds stands up and threatens to twist his head around like a bottle cap, to which this lovable little tard replies “I’m not a bottle, I’m a can....BITCH!” before flashing the absolute smuggest shit-eating grin I’ve ever seen on a human face. Now this would’ve almost been kinda badass, if it were not for the fact that the kid screamed and let out an incredibly loud fart before sprinting into the boys room the second the boyfriend stood up. From what we heard he didn’t come out of the boys room until his mom showed up to pick him up and couldn’t find him, apparently she walked around the school with the principle for about 30 minutes before theyfound him sitting in the stall reading a book. After that the kid went back to his usual routine and he didn’t really do anything notable after that.

 

[The Fool]

There was this one boy in my high school, he was a short stocky kid that still looked like he was 12 despite being like 15 when I first saw him and he had fairly long hair that he always somehow kept perfectly spiked up despite the fact that it’s length probably made it too damn heavy to keep up. He kind of looked like that weird fat kid that knocked over cows in that Barnyard movie now that I think about it. I could tell this guy was an aspie the moment I saw him, and he almost always sat by himself at lunch shoveling food in his mouth while staring at the wall with this cold lifeless expression. Me and my friends felt bad for him at first, so one day we decided to go and sit down with him to see if we could get him to open up and socialize, as soon as we sat down at the table and tried talking to him he scans each and every one of us while still sitting in his overly-rigid posture and suddenly says “fuck you guys” in this über nasally monotone voice and goes back to eating. Being the clever wordsmith I am, little 16 y/o Groudon replies with something like “I bet you’d like to” and we all went back to our table where we all just sat and laughed about the whole ordeal.

A few weeks later, most of my friends I sat with were sick with the stomach flu or something so me and myonly other friend who was there that day decided to go and eat lunch with our other friend who was a girl. And wouldn’t you know it, out of nowhere spikey sperg suddenly rushed over and plopped down at the empty seat and proceeds with his usual sit and stare routine, this time focusing all of his mighty ‘tism gaze upon my female friend. After a good 15 minutes of him doing this and us trying to ignore him he finally begins speaking and starts trying to woo her by quoting American Dad jokes nonstop, seemingly oblivious to the fact that she was becoming visibly uncomfortable. A bunch of us guys tried to tell him to please stop, but once again he’d just pause to say “fuck all of you” and then continue quoting American dad. At one point she snaps and yells at him to go away but spikey sperg just laughs and keeps going. Finally her boyfriend, who was like 6’2” and easily well over 200 pounds stands up and threatens to twist his head around like a bottle cap, to which this lovable little tard replies “I’m not a bottle, I’m a can....BITCH!” before flashing the absolute smuggest shit-eating grin I’ve ever seen on a human face. Now this would’ve almost been kinda badass, if it were not for the fact that the kid screamed and let out an incredibly loud fart before sprinting into the boys room the second the boyfriend stood up. From what we heard he didn’t come out of the boys room until his mom showed up to pick him up and couldn’t find him, apparently she walked around the school with the principle for about 30 minutes before theyfound him sitting in the stall reading a book. After that the kid went back to his usual routine and he didn’t really do anything notable after that.

You've gotta have more stories on this guy, there's no way this was an isolated incident.

 

[HeraldofNurgle]

the average Redditor hard. the SRO might have pulled him out fr being a "far right wing" person, who knows.


im not too sure if this is a reddit copy pasta but god it sounds fucking horrible. imagine being the father of such a ungrateful hellspawn. he will die from obesity in 3 years like the rest if america.

It's mine and it happened. I just write a lot and I like to write experiences as stories. It was just....so bizarre. I have never seen a kid that fat before and such a skeletal woman. And the shrieking was fucking painful. I dunno if there's something in the water due to this city being next to a military base, but there are quite a few autists in varying degrees of sperg around here. There are clinics in town JUST to deal with autists. I tend to only see the low functioning ones because for the most part, the parents never discipline them or take them to high stimulus places, thus causing the screaming.

 

[LongtimeLurker]

I worked at Target when I started college. There was this one obvious diversity hire, very clearly slow-in-da-mind just by looking at him, had his case worker come in with him once a week. Couldn't say how old he was, his face was young-ish but he had the body of an elderly fry cook and was completely bald on top. He'd come in for three hours a day three days a week and restock the candy at the checkout lanes. Three hours' work is enough to net you a 15 minute break where I'm from, and just my luck, half the time his 15 coincided with mine.

Every time -- every goddamn time -- he'd whip out an iPad and watch the goddamn Snow Miser song from Year Without A Santa Claus on repeat. For 15 minutes straight. Guffawing loudly. One day he replaced the Snow Miser song with Who Let The Dogs Out but I guess that just wasn't the same because the next time he was in it was back to Snow Miser.

One day a coworker and I had grabbed a pack of Poptarts to split, which Snow Miser Guy took as an invitation to regale us with his favourite Poptart flavours in order from worst to best. To no one's surprise, none of the fruit ones were on his list. Just pure artificial dessert.

He never chimped out or anything at work, he was a nice enough sperg, just... weird. Shameless in his sperginity. ... and I never want to hear that goddamn song again.