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- Aug 3, 2017
Sassy Jake is burning out, and Frantic Jake is taking over again.
"THAT'S NOT ME! IT'S NOT! I SWEAR YOU GUISE! JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT!"
"THAT'S NOT ME! IT'S NOT! I SWEAR YOU GUISE! JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT!"
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Red hair and freckles, huh. Behold the birth of Jake "Seamus" McAlley
LOL, he knows.
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He's making it 100% clear he knows, but that he has to say Jake is woman anyway.
It's like the end of 1984. Doublethink is not only saying that a bearded gnome is a woman, but making yourself believe it too.
The moment Glinner finds out about that is the moment that Arthur Chu gets roasted alive.Chu has literally visited Jake in Connecticut. Of course he knows.
The sight of Violet's cankles and turkey neck drive all the construction workers in Niantic wild.
This is utterly bizarre.
I mean, we've got him bang to rights. The email on his patreon account, the videos of him at cons with his CON acquaintances, the extensive internet history that lines up perfectly with the details he drops about his life, and every time something happens to the family of Jake Alley from Niantic, CT he vagueposts on twitter about it.
How is this charade still happening? Who does he think he's fooling? Does he think if he says it enough it'll magically come true?
Chu has literally visited Jake in Connecticut. Of course he knows.
I would have loved to have been there to witness the moment that Chu laid eyes on Jake.
Just imagine, sweaty mongoloid Arty bouncing on his heels in anticipation on the steps Mama Alley's house, expecting to meet with the red haired, big titted trans woman of his dreams....only to be greeted at the door by Gary Gygax's defective clone.
Chu-Chu must have had to mindkill himself extra hard that day to keep from losing his shit.
Aren't there pictures or at least a picture of Jake Alley with his family, who also have pictures on social media? So it's like a slam-dunk?
Aren't there pictures or at least a picture of Jake Alley with his family, who also have pictures on social media? So it's like a slam-dunk?
The existence of Jake Alley raises difficult questions for Violet. If there are murderous stalkers totally out to kill him, and if these stalkers are under the strange delusion that Jake and Violet are the same person, why is Jake still alive? Why is Violet so unconcerned for this innocent man’s welfare? Why doesn’t he attempt to contact Violet and beg her to do something, anything, to stop these stalkers? Why doesn’t Violet specifically say that Jake Alley is not her?Sure, but the photos don't mean anything in and of themselves. Even the subject of this thread does not deny the existence of Jake Alley.
But "Secretgamergrrl" does not identify as Jake Alley. Violet pretends like Jake is some random individual whom we've misidentified as 'her.' The evidence to the contrary is overwhelming, of course, and it's telling how Violet never outright denies being Jake Alley. Instead he brings up some fat guy that was misidentified in the very first pages of the thread before the slam-dunk evidence came to light via leaks and autism.
The thing about having a brand is that you need to actually produce something to go with it. If he was giving those 7000 followers a new, well-written and interesting article every week, he’d probably be doing a lot better. But he instead just pushes the same two or three batshit self-serving articles over and over again. Or Twitter threads.It must infuriate Jake that he's spent 5 years building his "brand" and hasn't established himself as a "voice" in any field - not as a writer, not as a trans activist, not as a game dev.
All he has to show for tweeting day in. day out for the last five years is 7000 Twitter followers and $740 a month in Patreon donations. I think it's safe to say this isn't what he envisaged when he hitched his star to Chelsea's wagon back in 2014.
One of the biggest questions that remains:
What happened to Jake Alley?
No one's heard from that guy in years. He had a continuous and well-attested internet presence, including both online friends and his IRL family.
But somehow, right around the time Violet Hargrave began making her presence known on the internet, talking about the petting zoo/bookstore that's right in Niantic and all those other giveaways, Jake Alley disappeared for good. Jake, a good citizen who voted faithfully in elections both primary and general since attaining eligibility, vanished and was not seen at the polls afterward. His known online accounts were abandoned. His promising game development career, as well as his production of personal narrative accounts or reviews (which he hadn't gone more than a few months without writing in his entire adult life), came to a grinding halt.
What dastardly "secret" is this "gamer grrl" hiding?
Sure, but the photos don't mean anything in and of themselves. Even the subject of this thread does not deny the existence of Jake Alley.
But "Secretgamergrrl" does not identify as Jake Alley. Violet pretends like Jake is some random individual whom we've misidentified as 'her.' The evidence to the contrary is overwhelming, of course, and it's telling how Violet never outright denies being Jake Alley. Instead he brings up some fat guy that was misidentified in the very first pages of the thread before the slam-dunk evidence came to light via leaks and autism.
Once again, Jake doesn't say that photo wasn't of him, just that it was from a verboten website.
It is also funny that Jake Alley himself hasn't come out somewhere to definitively say he is not SGG. Were I (and I think most people) him, I would go to some social media site and maybe even KF to call everyone rêtards for thinking I have any involvement in crazy troon Twitter posts.