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Kheapathic said:
His own story had his head get measured and the store people putting in work to make sure that hat sits right and everything. I'm willing to bet he's never had a fitted suit. The suit he wore in his wedding picture, where he claimed he's had it since high school or whatever. Willing to bet that's an IZOD or JC Penny or something where Phil's parents bought and said it's a suit. He also lacks any sort of handyman or crafting skill so he'd never know about having to do things like measure copper pipe or getting x-yards of fabric.
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so is DSP suitless?
 
Kheapathic said:
His own story had his head get measured and the store people putting in work to make sure that hat sits right and everything.
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If i remember his story correctly he claimed they hand made it for him and then shipped it to him...
 
Dragoonism said:
So was able to find the hat story, but as it always is with Phil he needs to fill the story out...
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1:38 in and he has give the history behind Ask the King and that he played in fighting game tournaments.

He was in Tennessee for a tournament and figured he'd look around town. Then he impulse bought a custom fit hat and they mailed it to him. 2:48 in.

He then proceeds to claim people freak out when he doesn't wear it. I've never seen it happen.

That's the story. "I saw it and thought it was cool so I bought it. I started wearing it for no reason and kept wearing it as a tradition."
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
1:38 in and he has give the history behind Ask the King and that he played in fighting game tournaments.

He was in Tennessee for a tournament and figured he'd look around town. Then he impulse bought a custom fit hat and they mailed it to him. 2:48 in.

He then proceeds to claim people freak out when he doesn't wear it. I've never seen it happen.

That's the story. "I saw it and thought it was cool so I bought it. I started wearing it for no reason and kept wearing it as a tradition."
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So he starts doing something for no good reason, and continues to do it for no good reason. Sounds like Phil.
 
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Radical Goodspeed said:
Anyone who's here to watch Dave suffer will get all they're looking for there. Well, there won't be much to watch. If Phil were bedridden due to a heart attack or stroke or diabetus, and the only thing he could do all day was sit on a chair, stream and beg, i.e. his literal job, he would stop streaming and cry about it being too much work, despite there being plenty of disabled, bedridden streamers. At that point, he'll start calling tweet-storms a kind of live-stream. Dave isn't the type to listen to doctor's orders, because he'd obviously know better, and the only way he'd deign to go to the doctor is if he thought he was in immediate life-threatening danger/pain. There's no way he could never have known his cholesterol was shit doods. Doctors can't tell you that until after the heart attack. Phil's lucky they didn't wait until his autopsy to figure out he needed to cut out the salt. If only doctors offered regular check-ups... :stress: Just remember that tipping him in these trying times is the best way to help with all these medical bills.


It also isn't in Khet's long-term financial interests to care about Phil's health the way Leanna did. At least Panda might have regulated his diet and taken care of him despite his grumblings. Once a sketchy economical situation also requires round-the-clock medical care of an ungrateful lardass who isn't even going to listen to the doctor, Khet's going to find the next target while she's still a 5.6/10. Phil's health is a massive gut-punch to his masculine delusions.
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Eh. Just give him a pill and leave him on the street. He'll be fine.
 
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tomstone said:
not much participation today, 33$ tips and 200 topcheer, he is currently punishing his little paypiglets with insanely boring gameplay, chat in 1week follower only mode.
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Still way more than he deserves, and $33 on top of his Youtube minimum wage to boot.

JimiHendrix said:
I mean don't get me wrong. Phil is a coward and doesn't deserve any of the money or "success" he has gotten and I think it'd be hilarious if he lost it all. But I don't hate him for anything he's done because I don't think he's done any of it intentionally. He's just stupid, not evil.
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If this were true, he wouldn't constantly obsess over whether he's in the right or wrong of any given situation, as well as assigning blame to others. Not only does he bring up his own ethics/morals on a regular basis, but he almost always condemns others using a moral/ethical paradigm.

Telling yourself it's down to stupidity is understandable, as the depths of DSP's toxicity seem to know no bounds, but I 100% believe a lot of what he does is purposeful, and often malicious. Though I will say a lot of what he does is learned and ingrained in him by his enablist parents (and mother specifically) but that doesn't let him off the hook when it comes to personal agency.

He also 100% deserves to fail and be thrown back into the real world ASAP.
 
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Toilet Man said:
Still way more than he deserves, and $33 on top of his Youtube minimum wage to boot.



If this were true, he wouldn't constantly obsess over whether he's in the right or wrong of any given situation, as well as assigning blame to others. Not only does he bring up his own ethics/morals on a regular basis, but he almost always condemns others using a moral/ethical paradigm.

Telling yourself it's down to stupidity is understandable, as the depths of DSP's toxicity seem to know no bounds, but I 100% believe a lot of what he does is purposeful, and often malicious. Though I will say a lot of what he does is learned and ingrained in him by his enablist parents (and mother specifically) but that doesn't let him off the hook when it comes to personal agency.

He also 100% deserves to fail and be thrown back into the real world ASAP.
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I think Phil is 100% incapable of looking at himself or his actions and saying "This is bad". He can point at others and go "they're bad" but that's only because they do things which he views as harmful to himself. When I say phil isn't evil or so, I judge evil by intention. If someone goes "I know this action will hurt someone and I know it's wrong, but I am going to do it anyway" that's evil. I do not believe phil has the capacity for him to look at any of his own actions and go "this is wrong." After all, he did nothing wrong, he did everything correct, didn't he?
 
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JimiHendrix said:
I think Phil is 100% incapable of looking at himself or his actions and saying "This is bad". He can point at others and go "they're bad" but that's only because they do things which he views as harmful to himself. When I say phil isn't evil or so, I judge evil by intention. If someone goes "I know this action will hurt someone and I know it's wrong, but I am going to do it anyway" that's evil. I do not believe phil has the capacity for him to look at any of his own actions and go "this is wrong." After all, he did nothing wrong, he didn't everything correct, didn't he?
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Do you think DSP would wake sick and bed-ridden Kat to make him dinner like he did Leanna? Personally, based on how much of a subby-hubby he seems to be with Kat, I don't think he would. I think he likes Kat more than he ever did Leanna, and this means that he might view inconsiderate/selfish behaviour with Kat as unethical, whereas he didn't like Leanna much (it seemed to me anyway) and so ethical considerations with her were different.

I agree that he's a monumentally stupid person when it comes to adulting and video games though. He tried to eat cup noodle with a spoon.

(Sorry to necro your old debate btw, I just always jump at the chance to discuss the pig's psychology.)
 
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Toilet Man said:
Do you think DSP would wake sick and bed-ridden Kat to make him dinner like he did Leanna? Personally, based on how much of a subby-hubby he seems to be with Kat, I don't think he would. I think he likes Kat more than he ever did Leanna, and this means that he might view inconsiderate/selfish behaviour with Kat as unethical, whereas he didn't like Leanna much (it seemed to me anyway) and so ethical considerations with her were different.

I agree that he's a monumentally stupid person when it comes to adulting and video games though. He tried to eat cup noodle with a spoon.

(Sorry to necro your old debate btw, I just always jump at the chance to discuss the pig's psychology.)
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I think it's adorable you think Phil wouldn't wake Kat up due to any kind of ethical reasoning. He won't wake Kat up for one reason. He's a pussy who's afraid of her. Leanna was a child he could boss around. For all of Kat's weirdness, she's not someone who doesn't get her way. We know this from what her ex said or Phils meltdown over Tevin on that one stream.

Phil doesn't wake Kat up for the simple reason Kat would tell him to fuck off. That doesn't mean Phil views waking her up as"morally wrong" but as an action that'll hurt him, just like he doesn't think touching a hot iron is unethical.

I also honestly don't think he likes Kat anywhere near as much as he liked Leanna. He only got Kat and locked that shit down as fast as possible because he knows he's not gonna get a third chance.
 
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You make great points hahaha. Something inside won't allow me to view DSP as not malicious, but maybe you're correct here.

Stupidity and cowardice does make perfect sense as DSP's character recipe.
 
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Toilet Man said:
You make great points hahaha. Something inside won't allow me to view DSP as not malicious, but maybe you're correct here.

Stupidity and cowardice does make perfect sense as DSP's character recipe.
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That's some famous saying innit? Never attribute to maliciousness what can be explained by stupidity? Or did I make that up?
 
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