Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

GeneralFriendliness said:
Brilliant. But instead of a soccer ball, just throw in an R7 because its more practical and the triangle eye looks more evil.

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That's actually really similar to an old EU design, which was basically an armored speeder with a mounted automatic grenade launcher.

I love the use of the Astromech for the gunturret. That's fucking amazing.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
I've been trying to talk my grandmother out of seeing the film by sending her the spoilerboard. She wasn't going to see it opening weekend anyway, she was going to wait until January or so, but I just want to try sparing her the time and brain cells (she's not a fan like Dad is/was, but she likes movies, and I know she won't like this one since she couldn't stand the prequels and she's once said the Matrix trilogy was just a waste of time).

She's aware of the casting drama that's been going on, which I forgot gossip news sites have reported on, and she checks those out. I love my grandma, but she's so stubborn lol. Figured I'd share our ramblings and show how unpersuasive I am.

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(I like seeing movies with my grandparents btw, maybe I'll see Spies in Disguise with them lol.)
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(We're religious so she goes straight into religious talk immediately after this.)

Her next replyl:
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(Oh yeah, think there was mention of a manuscript being sold online.

More religious talk--also a ramble on her fingers typing faster than her mind can think.)
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Anyhoo, someone in a Discord dropped a Mega link to the first de-specialized version so I watched it last night. It's been years since I last saw the film, and I'd only see bits and pieces here and there from my dad watching the DVDs, but I thought for sure it looked no different from the VHS copy (it is, but could've fooled me). Fantastic work; gonna get the other two hopefully tonight or soon, and then I need to figure out how to give it to my dad to have on-hand. He's not very tech-savvy, though, and even if I were to get my hands on a bootleg Blu-Ray copy, we don't have a Blu-Ray player lol. Eh, I'll figure something out. Won't be a Christmas present, I suppose, but if I can figure something out, it'll be for his birthday.
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Your grandma seem like a very nice lady
 
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I have gotten too far behind. Can someone sum up exogol?
 
Is there a chance this film even makes a billion? I mean, I'm using Transformers The Last Knight as a comparison point, but that film was poised to make a billion and flubbed it amazingly.

But at this point we KNOW the entire film, more or less - most importantly, it basically cucks the fuck out of Kylo Ren (shocker) and has Rey steal all the glory of the Skywalker name as her own. It manages to shit on the very nostalgia it's trying to poach and every leak just seems to make it more and more prevailent.

Plus, I can't imagine the toy sales are going to do well, either, they really have been going down the tubes and that generally used to be more profitable than the films. Now? Hasbro is seriously at risk of having to give up the licence to Mattel if I'm hearing rumors correctly. The performance of IX may not even matter, the franchise could be irrevocably fucked at this point if it continues on this abysmal trajectory.

Of course, where the fuck can they even GO with the new shit? All the IX actors have basically burned bridges with Disney over IX so they can't reuse those characters in anything new, essentially, and the sequel trillogy has amounted to nothing but an Episode IV rehash, something that tried desperately to not be but was a shittier version of Episode V rehashed anyway, and now an even shitter straight up rehash of episode VI. They are so bankrupt with creativity that they can't even come up with original plots!

GeneralFriendliness said:
Now a bigger challenge would be to try and make this Porsche+Disney abomination fit into Star Wars.
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This is basically a wider version of this:

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Jaimas said:
That's actually really similar to an old EU design, which was basically an armored speeder with a mounted automatic grenade launcher.

I love the use of the Astromech for the gunturret. That's fucking amazing.
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You mean the Lok pirate speeder or the B.A.R.C. speeder?
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I think the BARC only shot lasers. Or a completely different one I don't remember?
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Of course, where the fuck can they even GO with the new shit? All the IX actors have basically burned bridges with Disney over IX so they can't reuse those characters in anything new, essentially, and the sequel trillogy has amounted to nothing but an Episode IV rehash, something that tried desperately to not be but was a shittier version of Episode V rehashed anyway, and now an even shitter straight up rehash of episode VI. They are so bankrupt with creativity that they can't even come up with original plots!
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they only way Disney can get trust back is by releasing the non special editions on Disney plus or something but George fucked them from doing that, god he he always seems to win when it comes to this deal doesnt he?
 
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Flexo said:
I have gotten too far behind. Can someone sum up exogol?
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Its Palpatine's new secret planet serving as a stand-in/knockoff of Byss from Dark Empire. Its a planet of endless rain like Kamino, but with LIGHTNING! Lightning created by Palpatine's dark side energy as he is currently avatarfagging with all the sith spirits in history (mostly just movie fucks, so expect no KOTOR or EU siths). Exogol is a planet of black sand (a bottle of which was given to employees months ago which I shared a pic of alongside a bottle of sand representing Tatooine) and aside from black sand, it has a giant block pyramid hovering over Palpatine's secret dungeon where he keeps his Snoke clones. And deep within there is his medical chamber where his burnt corpse is kept alive. He summons Kylo Ren and turns him into his lackey to finish what they started because Snoke was essentially himself as are the Knights. This is where the final battle also takes place between Rey and Palpatine who become super Avatar Saiyans and shoot beams at each other. I talked about this months ago but it has been slowly confirmed over the past few weeks.

Drawing from before the trailer or anything about Palpatine's this was leaked, like Rey wielding both Luke and Leia's lightsabers.
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The throne room as revealed in the "final trailer" a week or so after.
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A picture posted around the same time as the trailer online. Supposedly of the scene after a crippled Palpatine sucks out Emo Ren's life force and uses it to become younger and more powerful.
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GeneralFriendliness said:
This is where the final battle also takes place between Rey and Palpatine who become super Avatar Saiyans and shoot beams at each other.
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I just imagine two opposing Morias from Overwatch just popping their Convalecence supers and firing the hybrid heal/kill lasers at each other like it's a really bad anime.
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
BREAKING NEWS! EXOGOL IS FUCKING CONFIRMED!

Shazam

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The soundtrack for IX with original names has been officially revealed. Among them is the confirmation that Exogol was real.
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@Judge Holden and @Adamska we were spelling it wrong this whole time. The damn thing was pronounced Exegol! How will we ever recover from this shame!?/sneed


Some jackass on Twitter also got ahold of the IX visual dictionary that contains a bunch of spoilers about IX.
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This is just one of the several things he posted. This one confirms that Kylo goes in search for Palpatine after receiving visions thanks to "arcane" crap in Snoke's lair which leads him to Exogol. Also Snoke is Palpatine's puppet. The jackass on Twitter who posted this only posted a few things because he "doesn't want to damage the integrity of the film". Fuck that. He's probably part of Kennedy's employee "strategy" to use cheap leaks to generate hype.

The guy who posted this crap also claims that JediPraxis is a liar due to many missing tidbits and because he was wrong about several things, like D-O's origin, which I and Jason Ward were right about and which was also confirmed in the essential guide. I kinda suspected JediPraxis was half full of it, since it sounded like he just took the more believable leaks and mixed them with his own stuff which no other learker or source mentioned. Then again, he could've just been a victim of changes in scripts, rewrites and reshoots.

The info from the visual dictionary the jackass posted also included the complete names of the Knights of Ren and some lore about Rey.

The names of the Knights are:

Trudge (we already knew this one)
Cardo (cardio exercise?)
App'Lek
Kuruk
Ushar
Vicrul

Also here's the stuff about the nu-sith.
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This may or may not confirm the stuff I posted before about Mustafar playing some sort of role in the film. This also confirms the earliest rumors that Exogol is the mysterious planet from the Unknown Regions.

And here's a lot of bullshit about Rey.
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LMAO. That first sentence. Rey's journey through the Force has proven challenging. I just...wow. To quote Mauler, someone actually wrote this. Also, wtf is this about Kylo's defeat? So you mean to tell me, that systems are resisting him because he lost to Luke (since it outright says Crait) and not to the person that actually scarred him? Seriously LucasFilm? You mean they're not just pissed off that they have to deal with some an emo asshole and his minions that probably can't offer them anything they needed to begin with?

@Optimus Prime I'm actually starting to think it won't break a billion but only just because they're releasing it first overseas by a few days correct? By within 3 hours of the shooting, the whole world is going to learn at least visually how much of a train wreck the movie will be. All people will be paying for is to hear the dub assuming it wasn't already in English to begin with
 
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Another new poster is out...
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The ultimate Mary Sue and the ultimate Gary Stu Twilight tragedy case depicted as cosmic gods or something. Reminds me of the old rumors and concept art claiming that they would be jumping across time and space onto different planets every time they clashed. Among those old rumors was the claim that they would end up on the Tantive IV together. Instead the trailers shows the both of them on a Tantive IV-like ship chopping down an altar holding up Vader's helmet, info of which I still can't find in any capacity, other than that ship might actually be Kylo's personal flagship/quarters or something where he's keeping Vader's helmet. Its perplexing.
 
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NumberingYourState said:
It really just comes down to the not so explainable return of Palpatine and how that would basically undo everything Luke has ever accomplished, made worse than any cloning gambit.
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GeneralFriendliness said:
Its Palpatine's new secret planet serving as a stand-in/knockoff of Byss from Dark Empire. Its a planet of endless rain like Kamino, but with LIGHTNING! Lightning created by Palpatine's dark side energy as he is currently avatarfagging with all the sith spirits in history (mostly just movie fucks, so expect no KOTOR or EU siths). Exogol is a planet of black sand (a bottle of which was given to employees months ago which I shared a pic of alongside a bottle of sand representing Tatooine) and aside from black sand, it has a giant block pyramid hovering over Palpatine's secret dungeon where he keeps his Snoke clones. And deep within there is his medical chamber where his burnt corpse is kept alive. He summons Kylo Ren and turns him into his lackey to finish what they started because Snoke was essentially himself as are the Knights. This is where the final battle also takes place between Rey and Palpatine who become super Avatar Saiyans and shoot beams at each other. I talked about this months ago but it has been slowly confirmed over the past few weeks.

Drawing from before the trailer or anything about Palpatine's this was leaked, like Rey wielding both Luke and Leia's lightsabers.
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The throne room as revealed in the "final trailer" a week or so after.
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A picture posted around the same time as the trailer online. Supposedly of the scene after a crippled Palpatine sucks out Emo Ren's life force and uses it to become younger and more powerful.
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It's a code word for ripping off dark empire?

GAME OVER MAN! ABORT ABORT!

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