Sexual Orientation Test - How gay are you?

[samuraicrack]

https://www.idrlabs.com/sexual-orientation/test.php

 

[TenMilesWide]

This test is fake and gay

 

[Freddy Freaker]

That literally makes zero sense. Bisexual is a fucking midpoint between two single values and Asexual would be off the spectrum. Of course here it's probably the tumblr definition of "has friends that they don't want to play hide the sausage with". This whole thing reeks of tumblr "soft boi uwu" bs orientations

 

[crocodilian]

How stupid do you need to be in order to not understand which gender you'd like to have intercourse with?

And how does a test rank you as any-percent homosexual, other than 'zero', when you answer "no" to every same-sex intimacy question?

 

[Autismo Jones]

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

That literally makes zero sense. Bisexual is a fucking midpoint between two single values and Asexual would be off the spectrum. Of course here it's probably the tumblr definition of "has friends that they don't want to play hide the sausage with". This whole thing reeks of tumblr "soft boi uwu" bs orientations

It makes perfect sense because the way it is it aligns 100% correctly with political compass

 

[Pinot Pierrot]

Well thanks, Captain fucking Nemo. I wouldn't have known.

The questionnaire itself is literally just yes/no questions disguised as a 1-5 scale, and is full of obvious statements like "Found myself wanting to have real-life sexual intercourse with a man" and "Found a woman attractive".

If I were to design an orientation test, I would have listed off at least 20 gay/straight/attack helicopter scenarios and ask participants to rate how hot they find each one. That would probably give a better idea about orientation than this.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

I found OP's actual test results:

 

[Pissmaster]

So then I went back and ticked my gender as "other" and:



Not gonna lie, this test ain't all that great

 

[Freddy Freaker]

So just for the sake of taking it:

Can't say I'm surprised but yeah it's all yes/no shit with intensity modifiers.

 

[TenMilesWide]

That literally makes zero sense. Bisexual is a fucking midpoint between two single values and Asexual would be off the spectrum. Of course here it's probably the tumblr definition of "has friends that they don't want to play hide the sausage with". This whole thing reeks of tumblr "soft boi uwu" bs orientations

The graph makes more sense if you rotate it 45 degrees counterclockwise. The far asexual and bisexual points being direct opposites of the "do you wanna fuck anybody ever?" spectrum, and hetero and homosexual being midpoints where you want to fuck a specific half of the population.

 

[Army Burger]

 

[Jason Wynn]

If you need an internet test to figure out if you like cock or pussy, that's pretty exceptional.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

If you need an internet test to figure out if you like cock or pussy, that's pretty exceptional.

Or you're just a fag in denial.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Not that I needed a test to tell me this. If I haven't figured it out by my age...

 

[samuraicrack]

That literally makes zero sense. Bisexual is a fucking midpoint between two single values and Asexual would be off the spectrum. Of course here it's probably the tumblr definition of "has friends that they don't want to play hide the sausage with". This whole thing reeks of tumblr "soft boi uwu" bs orientations

I got bored and saw it on Twitter. I’m not taking it too seriously tbh

 

[Muttnik]

Not terribly surprising results. But to be fair, the test itself is pretty lame.

 

[Coldgrip]

Hah, I can't be gay, I've been vaccinated against it.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Mine just said "Yes".

Did I do something wrong?

 

[Judge Holden]

Mine just said "Yes".

Did I do something wrong?

Hmm...something does seem to be up with the system. I answered as honestly as I could and the browser froze for like ten minutes before producing this result